PumaGuy

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from Blue Mount, MS

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    • Layer Trend! Stolen from Shashi!

      14 years ago

      PumaGuy

      ah the things you do when you're bored...


      LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

      Name: Richard Litzau
      Birth date: Feb. 4th, 1984
      Birth place: New Albany, MS
      Current Location: Nettleton, MS
      Hair Color: Black
      Righty or Lefty: righty


      LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

      Your heritage: German, Native American, and others. Yes I'm a mut.
      Shoes you wore today: My Globe Chet Thomas 4's
      Your weakness: Asain women and sadly girls that say that the love me.
      Your fears: Dying alone.
      Your perfect pizza: BBQ.
      Goal you'd like to achieve: For now...getting a new car.

      LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

      Your most overused phrase on MSN, Yahoo, ect: cool
      Your thoughts first waking up: I need a cigarette
      Your best physical feature: I like my nipple rings...other than that nothing.
      Your bedtime: What's a bed?
      Your most missed memory: Hanging out with a certian somebody.

      LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK

      Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
      McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's
      Single or group dates: Group
      Adidas or Nike: Neither
      Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
      Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
      Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino

      LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

      Smoke: Sadly yes
      Cuss: yes
      Single: sadly again yes
      Take a shower: yes
      Have a crush: mabye a couple
      Think you've been in love: yes I know I have
      Liked high school: yes, because I was homeschooled
      Want to get married: yes
      Believe in yourself: nope
      Get motion sickness: no
      Think you're attractive: HELL NO
      Think you're a health freak: no
      Get along with your parents: yes
      Like thunderstorms: yeah

      LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

      Drank alcohol: yes
      Gone on a date: not in about a half a year
      Gone to the mall: yes
      Been on stage: yes
      Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I don't like Oreos
      Eaten sushi: yep
      Been dumped: no. how can you be dumped when you can't get a date?
      Gone skating: almost every other day.
      Gone skinny dipping: nope
      Stolen anything: Not since I was 14

      LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER

      Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
      Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: damn skippy
      Been caught "doing something": No
      Been called a tease: yeah
      Gotten beaten up: no

      LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER

      Age you hope to be married: late 20's
      Number of Children: 2 no more
      How do you want to die: However I go I'll be fine as long as it's not drowning
      What do you want to be when you grow up: I want to do tattoos

      LAYER NINE: IN THE OPPOSITE SEX

      Best eye color?: green/blue eyes
      Best hair color?: anything but blonde
      Short or long hair: anything as long as it's not really long
      Height: shorter or about the same height as me
      Best first date location: Dinner
      Best first kiss location: doesn't matter if it's true love


      LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS

      Number of people I could trust with my life: about 5 or so
      Number of CD's I own: close to 1000
      Number of piercings: 4, one in each ear and nipple
      Number of tattoos: 8
      Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper? about 5 or so
      Number of scars on my body: Too many too count from skating, knives, an axe to the top of my head (don't ask), and just being wild as a kid lol


      There ya go! Enjoy!

    • BORING!

      14 years ago

      PumaGuy

      Right now I'm watching Mythbusters. Great show! Glad I could waste your time.

    • Adult Swim!

      14 years ago

      PumaGuy

      Harvey Birdman is a winner. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Ya jackass.

    • It's me!

      14 years ago

      PumaGuy

      I'm back. Back from where you ask. I have no idea where I'm back from but, I'M BACK! Ummmm....that's about all I have to say.....yeah that's about it for now. Oh yeah I have updated my pictures and alot of my profile.

    • Someone love me...PLEASE!

      14 years ago

      PumaGuy

      Anyways. I hope you liked the story that I wrote. Yay my birthday is Feb. 4th. Next Friday. Me and it's about to be my 21st birthday and no girlfriend don't you just feel sorry for me. Well don't you. Of course you do. Oh well. Some of my friends, family, and I are going to some casinos in the good old city of Tunica, Mississippi. Time to lose all my money and drink my worries away. YAY! Since I'm single yet again my mission continues yet again. To date Kelly Osbourne...or any other girl that I find attractive. Katti might want to watch out. Just kidding Katti. Or am I? Lol anyways.

    • Story time.

      14 years ago

      PumaGuy

      The rest of the short story The World.

      Then the day came when I first met Nestal. A young deadly looking beauty with a steady hand and a great mind. We were assigned to fight and I was looking forward to the battle. Nestal was struggling with Belltrou and laid him down with a slash across the face. Yelping Belltrou ran to me, grasping my cloak. For a gremlin Belltrou was still young and the strength of darkness had grown little in him. Nestal proceeded toward me his sword at the ready and I drew mine. Our swords sung as they clashed and our battle commenced. Never had I met such a wonderful swordsman. Her aggressiveness excited me. But I did not hold back and my power overwhelmed her. As she lay on the ground her eyes looked at me filled with courage and admiration. I looked down at her and said, "You are mortally wounded, you will die soon." She smiled "Yes, I know. It was an exhilarating battle...my Lord Seth." I glowered at him, "You know who I am?" "Yes, only the truest evil shone in your power, the Master is reflected in your eyes." I reached down and touched her face. Smiling I leaned toward her, "I shall save you, but you will be mine...forever." "Yours?" she asked. "Mine." I said as I breathed life back into her lifeless body.
      As the years wore on Nestal and I never aged beyond a state of adulthood. We kept our beauty that we held at out first meeting. However, Amous, Litra, Nubious, and Belltrou passed into the realm of the spirits. Their bodies were preserved in the four magnificent cathedrals scattered throughout the planet. Each cathedral held the accomplishments of their lives and deaths. An accolade was bestowed upon them. The children of Nestal and I were so beautiful. The wickedness ran deep within each of them. Nestal taught them the art of war and I taught them the art of magic and creation. I taught my children of the Master and of the world of light. The day came when I sent them out to create kingdoms on our planet. Nestal and I spoke of many things. He desired to aid me in the fulfillment of my goal of reunion with my Master, but he also wished to accompany me. I have decided that he and I shall go together and that our children would be left to rule. The battle between the underworld and the world of the light drew ever nearer and Nestal and I grew even closer to one another. It was remarkable that such corrupt creatures such as us could ever love one another with the passion that we did. The battle day dawned in the misty morning with our children leading their armies to fight. My children came to Nestal and me and wished us well as the creatures of light were slaughtered and their tormented screams rang in my ears. Nestal took my hand as she said to me "All will be fine my dear...my Lord...my love." We kissed one last time as we vanished into the darkness were the Master embraced us and we were one. Now you gain consciousness and the perplexed feeling slowly subsides. You grin and declare that it was only a dream and then you glance out your window as a demon leaps into your room impaling you with it's weapon. You fall to the floor, a pathetic heap, your blood gushing from your body staining your fluffy carpet. The grin of ignorance plastered across your face fades as you are consumed by the darkness...and your eyes are opened.

    • Story time.

      14 years ago

      PumaGuy

      Some more of The World.

      The evil opened fool's eyes and allowed them to see the world and it's idiocy. Once the darkness got you there was no going back to the dream land of fa-la-lee. For then you knew that it did not exist and that ignorance was your paradise and not truth. The comprehension and acceptance of these facts had been driving the others to madness, but then the evil found me... and I shall never forget it. The darkness held no prejudice, it took all it could and enveloped them in a glorious shroud. I can still feel the passion that overtook me as I breathed for the first time the breath of the dead. Never before had I known such a force existed within my world. The simple fact of comprehending and regarding what I had been, and How unenlightened I once was. The others had returned, veering away from the darkness, but I opened my soul to it and embraced the wickedness into my essence. I became the heir to the throne of power and the evil was my only master. My master gave me my first name. He called me Seth. Immortality and powers not even coherent to the world of the warbling imbeciles with their buoyant intoxicated grins and fraudulent emotions. I began to feed on their life forces, allowing the wickedness to fester within my evolving body. My transformations were frequent and excruciating. I treasured my newly developing form. The evil assured me that all of my sacrifices would hold great prominence in my ascension to the exalting union with the purest malignancy. However as time wore on the guardians of the world became aware of my deeds and they united together against my master. Even with the power that we already possessed my master resolved to withdraw to another planet, one where we could create our own army to destroy the world of light, but that task proved more challenging than expected. There was simply were no planets that could sustain us, so my master gathered all the energy that it possessed and created the underworld, but in doing so the master was gone and I was left alone.


      As time wore on I began to train, becoming stronger and more authoritative of the power that I retained within my being. I traveled from planet to planet, searching... for what I did not know, but I knew that there was something that I had to find in order to complete my master's first wish for me. To complete my union with the evil. I was to become the new master, but first I needed disciples to fulfill my wishes and commands. I choose four creatures from the world of light for the task, each had specific characteristics that held them above all others. Their names were Amous, Litra, Nubious, and Belltrou. Amous a young strong warrior with a bright mind, Litra a ravishing beauty, Nubious a great wizard, and Belltrou a truly evil creature. I claimed Belltrou as my gremlin, my lapdog if you will. I took these four from the light and they embraced the darkness and swore loyalty to me. From them arose the first nations of the underworld. Each nation was strong and ready to fight at my bidding, but I felt unsure and waited. The nations needed to organized and trained to fight. That was when the "Unholy Battles" began. The "Unholy Battles" were held on certain temple grounds. A judge would be assigned to the battles to keep record of the accomplishments of the teams. The battles taught our nations warfare and we loved to fight. Amous, Litra, Nubious, and Belltrou would approve of the teams and assigned the leaders. But they, as well as I, longed to join the fights. So we took upon disguises and joined the battles.

    • Story time.

      14 years ago

      PumaGuy

      This is part ot the short story that I have written since me and my girlfriend broke up. It's called The World. The rest will be posted shortly. Tell me what you think.

      A forsaken world, a twisting path, and the dark kingdom stands. Bloodstained stones form a fortress around the kingdom as spotted black mushrooms sprout from the cracks. Water ripples in the moat and the swarms of water demons splash and entangle themselves. Hissing and attacking one another. Blood and poison spread across the water like an infectious blanket. Twisting limbs reach upward to the sky above, fighting to draw in the few remaining rays of sunlight that actually manage to penetrate through the atmosphere. The air is thick and polluted with the stench of filth, a land so barren and dead, poisoned water and blood the only nourishment for the planet. Plains stretching endlessly to the horizon where they blend with the sky in a pestilent mist. The core of devastation grows behind the fortress walls. The inhabitants of this world were once human, and they still hold human characteristics in appearance, but the pale skin and sunken eyes make them appear as though they are dead. These pal creatures treasure their children for they are the only furture left for the planet; offspring that seldom cry, are bathed in the squalor rendered by the planet's core. Contamination factories run at full speed releasing a poisonous haze into the air. The fog of decay floats through the city as the old and weak lay lifeless in the dark alleys. In your world the sky is clear and bright, the air is sweet and clean. Flowers are in full bloom and love prospers everywhere. Your flushed cheeks and insipid grin have yet to taper, for the full effects of this world have yet to take hold of you. This world is new to you, so in order to explain to you where you are, a step sideways sends you reeling into the shift... and time starts over.

      We are the creatures of the under world, long ago we were exiled from the world of light. We were once creatures of the light, we basked in the sun and enjoyed it's warmth, and we fed from the power of the light. Happiness was all that we knew, our world was considered exquisite by the light-loving weaklings. With perky little smiles plastered on each one of their faces. But with our paradise came ignorance, so when the unforeseen evil began to consume our people we were joyously frolicking in our own little worlds. The evil took only a few at first, the disappeared for a few days and then would return as suddenly as they had gone, but each that returned was weak and tired and would shake from head to toe as if frightened that we would ravage them. Little did I know that soon I would encounter the evil and it would change my existence.

    • Yay!

      14 years ago

      PumaGuy

      I downloaded the Bloodrayne 2 pc demo today. I didn't play the first one. If the rest of the game is just like the 1 level demo I'm going to buy it and would tell everyone that I know to do the same. I'll be putting screen shots up in my images.

    • Goodnight. Good fight.

      14 years ago

      PumaGuy

      I went for a lillte Christmas shopping today. It was a very good shopping day. Not a whole lot of people were out. I was able to get a lot of people their gifts (including me). Yeah I got me some new headphone for computer use, a new 80 gig harddrive for $45 (yay), and a pair of double 0s in my ears (pain). Well time to play Halo for a few minutes and then go to bed. Goodnight to all.

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