PvtOMalley

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from the cardboard box next to K-Mart

  • Activity

    • Wendy's Frosties

      13 years ago

      PvtOMalley

      We all know theyre the greatest things on earth since the slushie

      but now my question

      do you eat a frostie, or drink it?

      i mean, it does come in a cup for you to have it, it is solid, you hav it with a spoon, but you use it like a drink to wash down your meal

      i hav no idea what it is

    • Cool conversations that may hav happened

      14 years ago

      PvtOMalley

      Gym Class
      Stein: You guys dressing up for monday?
      Me: Whats Monday?
      Stein: Dress down day
      Me: What?
      Stein: People dress in their pajamas
      Me: Why?
      Stein: Because the school tells us to
      Me: Isnt that fascism?
      ---------
      South Park
      Kyle's dad: You see Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. And democrats make these laws about what we can and cannot say in the work place and what we can and cannot do
      Kyle: Isnt that Fascism?
      Kyle's dad: No because we dont call it Fascism

    • how to kno ur life sucks: take 2

      14 years ago

      PvtOMalley

      im still in school in the comp lab

      i just got out of a math test

      my calculater broke just as i turned it on

      o fcuk

      i ask the teacher if i can do sumthin to it to fix it

      she said yes

      i break it open with my keys *people look at me like im crazy*

      i find a wire is disconnected

      i break open the sleave of the wire with my teeth and reconnect the 2 points, problem solved

      i sumhow finish the test with minimal work involved

      this all happened in about 5 minutes (and yes, it all happened like this)

    • Things That Confuse Me

      14 years ago

      PvtOMalley

      1. PS2 Warranty:
      This warranty shall not apply if this product:
      (c)Is damaged by Acts Of G-d.

      2.Tube of Crest Toothpaste:
      Harmful if swallowed. If swallowed, seek immediate medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away.

      3. Warning label on a Fisher-Scientific refridgerator:
      Not for the storage of: 1)Corrosives, 2)Food or drink, 3)Flammable or inflammable material, 4)Explosives.

      4. Package of Petri Plates:
      (to open it, you have to tear along a dotted line with the text under it that says)
      Snap smartly to open

    • Cool conversations that may hav happened

      14 years ago

      PvtOMalley

      Gym Class
      Stein: You guys dressing up for monday?
      Me: Whats Monday?
      Stein: Dress down day
      Me: What?
      Stein: People dress in their pajamas
      Me: Why?
      Stein: Because the school tells us to
      Me: Isnt that fascism?
      ---------
      South Park
      Kyle's dad: You see Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. And democrats make these laws about what we can and cannot say in the work place and what we can and cannot do
      Kyle: Isnt that Fascism?
      Kyle's dad: No because we dont call it Fascism

    • Create your own RvB Character! (Forum)

      14 years ago

      PvtOMalley

      -Name: "Boo" Bradley
      -Team: Red
      -Color: See-thru red
      -Weapon: None. He has to glock ppl in the back of the head because he cannot use the current weapons of the Red/Blue armies.
      -Birthplace: Moscow, Russia
      -Age: 45
      -Rank: Corporal-Captain (for any of you M*A*S*H fans out there) This rank is the equivalent the UNSC army's current 1st Lieutenant.
      -Catchphrases: 1.Go kill yourself. 2.If you don't wake up tomarrow, it was me.
      -Personality: A follower. He only does as he is told, unless he has a chance to kill Caboose, or Grif.
      -Greatest like: Possessing people and killing their own teammates.
      -Greatest dislike: Micheal J. Caboose
      -History: He's the ghost of a dead soldier from a previous war at blood gulch. Most records of the battle, including the names of the deceased soldiers, were lost with the destruction of the Pillar of Autumn. What is known is that a covenant air raid destroyed red base. Thinking it was the blue's, he vowed revenge on blue's original genious commander (who looked and sounded like Caboose). Caboose is the only one he can't possess (no brain), so he has to use others to try and kill him. Boo thinks Donut is the commander of red base (pink armor was the armor of generals in his day) and follows all this orders. His entire life is dedicated to killing Caboose, but any blue idiot who just wanders around is almost as satisfying.

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  • Comments (14)

    • shan

      13 years ago

      wow dude long time no see, how are ya

    • Sakura18

      14 years ago

      *hugs*

    • PvtOMalley

      14 years ago

      nope

      but id like to play it

    • MishyStellar FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mish Stellar

      14 years ago

      Do u play CS?

    • Famicom_Mike Nintendork Since 1992

      14 years ago

      i meant pics

    • Famicom_Mike Nintendork Since 1992

      14 years ago

      nice shit

    • BlackZartan

      14 years ago

      Fo Sho

    • CGD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I like almost any party with 15 girls.

    • PvtOMalley

      14 years ago

      so u moded me down for being blue?

    • jaredn

      14 years ago

      blue sucks

    • PvtOMalley

      14 years ago

      packers+halo+RvB

      u r now one of the family

    • DirtyGlass

      14 years ago

      hay i like Halo to

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      14 years ago

      "If I had a life, would I be here?"
      So true. Major props from me for the concise and honest info.

    • NukeAssault

      14 years ago

      Hewlett huh? Probally dont know ya anyways.

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