Pvt_Areas

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    • Noobtacular

      12 years ago

      Pvt_Areas

      Got board so I made a few more "Console Wars the gathering cards" I may choose to post these on the boards to see what others think. At any rate these cards and all the same creature type but they aren't the same color. The Noob Colection

      Took out old halo noob combo card and made this

      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 2 colorless 2 forest
      Name: Noob Combo
      Type: Enchantment
      Powers:

      2 forests: Taps a target Creature
      Tap This creature: Deal damage to the tapped creature equal to the enchanted creature's atack points

      Creature this enchants counts as a noob

      Quote: That was cheap. You have no skill using that damn combo, Noob

      **

      Color: White = nintendo originals
      cost : 2 plains 2 colorless
      Name: The Hoarder
      Type: Summon Noob
      Powers:

      When weapon whore comes into play name a weapon. If that weapon is in play or is brought into play it must enchant Weapon Whore

      (Weapons are enchantments like the energy sword or the impact hammer)

      If Weapon Whore has a weapon you must tap one plains every turn or that gun runs out of bullets

      Pay 4 life: Regenerate

      2/3

      Quote: Weapon Whore, Armor Whore in Goldeneye we all hoarded items

      **

      Color: Black = PC Originals
      cost : 2 swamp 1 colorless
      Name: The Camper
      Type: Summon Noob
      Powers:

      Whenever the camper blocks it gets +3/+0

      the camper can block flying creatures

      0/5

      Quote: The PC had the first online game campers

      **
      Color: Blue = Playstation
      cost : 1 islands 1 colorless
      Name: Nub
      Type: Summon Noob
      Powers:

      * = the number of Nubs in play

      you can have any number of Nub cards in your deck

      */*

      Quote: Few people on the PS2 have mics and that makes it easy to sneak up on the uninformed and those without backup or friends. And noobs have no friends but other noobs. (Random Rats)

      **

      Color: Red = Arcade Classics like Pacman, Galaga, and those fighting games
      cost : 3 mountain 4 colorless
      Name: Noob Saibot
      Type: Summon Noob
      Powers:

      He is unblockable if any noobs are in play
      (Black invisible guy)

      If target creature or oponent has 2 defense or 2 life points left after being dealt damage buy noob saibot kill that creature or player at the end of turn

      6/6

      Quote: Finish Him!

      **

      Color: Gold = Multiconsole
      cost : 1 of each color
      Name: The Spawn Killer
      Type: Summon Noob
      Powers:
      First Strike

      Whenever a creature comes into play on an opponent's side it is dealt 3 damage

      7/3

      Quote: Quit Spawn Killing damn it!

      **

      Color: Artifact = Handhelds have Wi-fi
      cost : 5 colorless
      Name: HNIC
      Type: Summon The Head Noob in Charge
      Powers:

      HNIC counts as a noob

      As long as HNIC is in play all noobs gain flight

      2/3

      Quote: We all need, some body to lean on! "Lean on Me!" (See the movie)

      (Flight sounds like a good equivalent to wi-fi)

    • Did More Stuff

      12 years ago

      Pvt_Areas

      I put up some new pics. We all agree that needed to happen to Jar Jar, and I added a Dead Rising Card to the Xbox green section of

      CONSOLE WARS THE GATHERING

      (parody of magic the gathering that me and my friends made. see past journal entires for understanding)

      I also updated a few other things to the Gold multi console and my favorite card the HNIC

    • did stuff

      13 years ago

      Pvt_Areas

      I added some new picks and updated the on going journal of
      "Console Wars the Gathering"
      a magic the gathering spoof on Xbox vs Sony vs Nintendo vs arcades vs PC vs Sega vs handhelds
      (green, blue, white, red, black, gold, artifacts)

    • Console Wars The Gathering Continues

      13 years ago

      Pvt_Areas

      Gold: Gold - Sega and Multi console Characters
      cost : 1 colorless 1 plains, 1 forest
      Name: Conker
      Type: Summon Squirel
      Powers:

      1 plains: Gains flying until end of turn
      1 forest: Regenerate
      pay 1 life: Search through your libruary for any weapon from any game and add it to play in conquer's hands
      (To put a weapon in a character's hands means to enchant them)

      strength 2/2

      Quote: Does any shithead fucking realize I was once on N64 with the same damn plot?

      **

      Gold: Gold - Sega and Multi console Characters
      cost : 1 colorless, 1 plains, 1 island, 1 forest
      Name: Megaman
      Type: Summon Legendary Robot
      Powers:

      1 colorless: Gains control of target weapon in play from any game until end of turn

      strength 4/4

      Quote: Easiest way to make a super hero or super vilian, add the word MAN to their name

      **

      Color: blue- Playstation originals = GTA, Tony Hawk, Jak, Crash, etc
      cost : 3 islands
      Name: He who works for a tony
      Type: Summon Third Person Character
      Powers:
      Sacrifice target GTA permanent: Destroy 1 target GTA permanent it can't be regenerated
      Sacrifice target THPS permanent: Destroy 1 target THPS permanent it can't be regenerated

      strength 3/3

      Quote: Tony of the mob or the pro skater Tony Hawk. Does not matter which tony I work for they are both cool
      _______________________________________________________________

      Color: Red - Arcade Classics = Pacman, Galaga, Orignal Donkey Kong, etc
      cost : 3 mountains
      Name: You have 10 seconds to Continue
      Type: Enchantment Paycheck Eater
      Powers:

      Fading 10

      Pay 1/4 of your life rounded up: This ability can only be used at the end of your turn, return target creature that was put into a graveyard this turn into its owner's hand

      Remove Fade Counter: All creatures you control gain haste

      Quote: Quarters, give us your quarters!
      **

      Color: Red - Arcade Classics = Pacman, Galaga, Orignal Donkey Kong, etc
      cost : 4colorless 2mountains
      Name: Pacman
      Type: Summon Paycheck Eater
      Powers:
      Power Pelet
      discard 1 card: Pacman gains First Strike, Trample, Haste, and can't be the target of spells or abilities until end of turn (play this ability as a sorcery)

      strength: 5/4

      Quote: If pacman effected us as kids we would all be running around dimmly lit rooms munching on candy and listening to repetitive music!

      **

      Color: Red - Arcade Classics = Pacman, Galaga, Orignal Donkey Kong, etc
      cost : 4colorless 2 mountains
      Name: Ms. Pacman
      Type: Summon Paycheck Eater
      Powers:
      Pacman is whipped
      Discard 1 card and if Pacman is in the graveyard, until end of turn Ms. Pacman is indestructable and must be blocked by atleast 2 creatures if it attacks this turn (play this ability as a sorcery)

      strength: 7/2

      Quote: "Waka Waka"
      _______________________________________________________________

      Color: Artifact - HandHeld Classics
      cost : 3 colorless
      Name: Tetris
      Type: Summon Wall
      Powers:
      Always - May block more then one creature
      fading 4

      strength 0/7

      Quote: Guys like puzzle games, but Women LOVE puzzle games

      _______________________________________________________________
      famous weapons like halo 1 pistol, the energy sword, gravgun, golden gun, impact hammer, Sonic speed boots, etc are enchantments


      I might come up with more ideas later

    • Console Wars The Gathering Continued

      13 years ago

      Pvt_Areas

      Color: White - Nintendo = Mario and Other Nintendo originals
      cost : 3 plains
      Name: Mario
      Type: Summon Legendary mario game character
      Powers:
      All good Mario powerups and game characters cost 3 less
      1 plains Stomp Tap target creature

      strength 3/3

      Quote: Sorry but our princess is in another castle
      **

      Color: White - Nintendo
      cost : 3 plains
      Name: Wario
      Type: Summon mario game character
      Powers:
      All bad Mario powerups and game characters cost 3 less
      1 plains Stomp Tap target creature

      strength 3/3

      Quote: Mushroom good. Poison Mushroom Bad

      **
      1 colorless and 1 plains: Waluigi and Luigi, cost 2 less, 1 plains stomp and 2/2
      1 plains: Peach and Daisy, cost 1 less, 1 plains stomp and 1/1
      1 plains: Toad and Shy Guy, cost 1 less, 2 plains search your libruary for target mario powerup Good/Bad and add it to your hand, and 1/2
      2 plains: Turtle and Flying Fish, plains gain flight until end of turn, 2/2
      **

      Color: White - Nintendo
      cost : 3colorless 2 plain
      Name: Koopa
      Type: Summon mario game character
      Powers:
      Trample
      When he comes into play destroy all good mario game powerups.
      2 plains: All mario game characters loose all their basic abilities and koopa gets +3/+3 and gains firststrike

      strength 2/2

      Quote: Have You seen my kids. Lord knows I stop giving a shit about them a long time ago

      ____________________________________________________________________________

      Color: Gold - Sega and other multiple console originals (like Megaman)
      cost : 1 mountain, 1 forest, 1 plain
      Name: Sonic
      Type: Summon Legendary Hedgehog
      Powers:
      Always - Haste, Can be Played as an Instant, Attacking does not cause Sonic to Tap

      strength 3/3

      any 2 different color mana: return sonic to your hand

      If Sonic is in Play and Mario is played or
      If Mario is in Play and Sonic is played
      Return all sonic and mario creatures in all graveyards to play and return all sonic powerups in all graveyards to their owners hands

      Quote: SeeeeGaaaaa

      **

      Color: Gold
      cost : 1 swamp, 1 Mountain, 1 Island
      Name: Eggman
      Type: Summon Mad Doctor
      Powers:

      Any 2 different color mana: add a 1/1 robot token to play

      strength */2 where * is the number of robots (whether token or creature) in play
      Note: Cortana, MagaMan, guilty spark, etc all count as robots

      Quote: I miss Doctor Robotnic

      **

      Color: Gold
      cost : 1 forest, 1 plain
      Name: Tails
      Type: Summon Fox
      Powers:

      Flying

      Tap: Target Creature gain flying until end of turn

      Any 2 different color mana: search your libruary for a sonic creature and add it to play

      strength 2/2

      Quote: I'm not Miles!

      **

      Color: Gold
      cost : 1 mountain, 1 forest
      Name: Knuckles
      Type: Summon Echina
      Powers:

      Trample

      Any 2 different color mana: Knuckles gains +2/+1 and flying until end of turn

      strength 3/3

      Quote: Gliding is cool

      **

      Color: Gold
      cost : 1 plain, 1 island
      Name: Amy
      Type: Summon girl with anger managment issues (She has a big hammer for crying out loud)
      Powers:

      First Strike

      Tap: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool

      HammerTime
      Any 2 different color mana: deal 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature

      strength 2/2

      Quote: Why are all female Anime characters drawn a certain "way"?

      **

      Color: Gold
      cost : 1 forest, 1 island
      Name: That Bat Chick's name here
      Type: Summon that bat chick
      Powers:

      Flying

      Tap: Target Creature gain flying until end of turn

      Any 2 different color mana: search your libruary for a choas emerald and add it to play

      strength 2/2

      Quote: Why are all female Anime characters drawn a certain "way"?

      **

      Color: Gold
      cost : 1 Swamp, 1 Forest, 1 island
      Name: Shadow
      Type: Summon Hedgehog
      Powers:
      Always - Haste, Can be Played as an Instant, Attacking does not cause Shadow to Tap

      any 2 different color mana: return shadow to your hand

      [The End of Dream Cast]
      Pay 3 Life: Destroy all creatures that originate from Sonic Games (no regenerate) in play and shuffle all cards in play, the graveyard, or people's hands that originate from Mario games into their owner's libruaries

      Strength 3/3

      Quote: Fuuuuuuck Youuuuuuu

      **

      Color: Gold
      cost : 1 mana of every color
      Name: Master Emerald (counts as a choas emerald)
      Type: enchantment
      Powers:

      comes into play tapped and you loose 1/2 you life rounded up

      tap: add 100 mana of EVERY color to your mana pool (500 mana total to your mana pool)
      (Note: Mana burn at the end of turn-you take damage equal to each mana you don't use, you better win now!)

      **

      Color: Gold
      cost : any 2 different color mana
      Name: Chaos Emerald X(1-7)
      Type:
      Powers:
      tap: add one mana of any color to your mana pool

      any 2 different color mana: UNTIL END OF TURN if X is..
      1 Target Creature gains First Strike
      2 Target Creature gains Trample
      3 Target Creature is indestructable(They can not be destroyed via battle damage only)
      4 Target Creature can not be the target of spells and abilities
      5 Target Creature gains haste
      6 Target Creature does not need to tap to attack
      7 Change target card's game origin
      (Game origin examples: Halo, Sonic Games, Mario Games, Bond Games, GTA Games, Skater Games , etc)

      The Sega combo: play tails, summon bat chick to play via tails, summon the master emerald with bat chick, turn 1 ends, use emerald,

      float 500 mana and all in the same turn summon emeralds 5 and 7 to play, summon shadow to play, make all enemy cards into mario cards, make tails and emerald 5 into non-sonic game cards until end of turn, use the end of dream cast so only cards in play are tails and the emeralds. Summon knuckles to play, give him haste with emerald 5 and give him insane attack strength with his ability. Knuckles Attacks. (if knuckles is in your grave yard you will need mario in your hand at the start of the combo and you'll have to summon sonic to play and then to your hand). The Halo ring and the index can be used to search for tails or as a way to switch your library with your graveyard if sonic is dead. Some PS2 cards I may make later may also help this combo.

      Go to the next journal entry

    • "Console Wars the gathering"

      13 years ago

      Pvt_Areas

      Note in this game more then one legend can be in play on anybody's side at once

      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 4 forests
      Name: Dead Rising
      Type: Instant
      Powers:

      If a creature regenerates or comes back from the graveyard during this turn all non-creature cards in play that you control (this includes lands) become 2/2 creatures until end of turn.

      Quote: When the Dead Rise Everything becomes a weapon

      **

      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 4 forests
      Name: Master Chief
      Type: Summon Legendary Hero
      Powers:
      First Strike

      When Chief does not have 2 total weapons
      1 Forest or Sacrifice any Halo weapon in play: Search your libruary for a Halo weapon and add it to play in chief's hands
      1 Forest or Sacrifice any Halo weapon in play: Target Halo weapon in play that is not in the chief's hands now is

      strength 4/4

      Quote: Combat Evolved

      **

      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 3 forests
      Name: Cortana
      Type: Summon Ai (counts as a robotic creature)
      Powers:

      The effects of the Halo Ring can not be played when Cortana is in play

      as long as there is at least 1 creature stronger then Cortana then...
      she is unblockable and during your upkeep add a +1/+1 counter to Cortana

      Tap: One target creature counts as a robot and gains +*/+* until end of turn where * is Cortana's strength

      strength 1/1

      Quote: Not a very original plan but we know it will work.

      **

      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 2 colorless 3 forests
      Name: Arbiter
      Type: Summon Martyr
      Powers:

      1 forest: Cloak - The arbiter can only be blocked by halo character's until end of turn

      Pay 4 Life: Remove all Indexes and Halo Rings in play from the game

      strength 4/4

      Quote: I will not die for a cause I don't believe in

      **

      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 1 colorless, 2 forests
      Name: Johnson
      Type: Summon Sergent
      Powers:

      2 forest: If a sniper rifle is in play Johnson gains control of it
      Sacrifice: Search through target player's libruary for a halo ring and 1 index and put them in that player's graveyard

      Quote: Well we are dead now

      **

      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 1 colorless, 2 forests
      Name: Miranda
      Type: Summon Key's Daughter
      Powers:

      2 forest: Search your libruary for a Halo creature and add it to play

      strength 2/2

      **

      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 4 forests
      Name: Halo
      Type: Planet
      Powers:

      Pay Half your life rounded up and if the index and at least one reclaimer is in play on your side: Destroy all creatures you control and switch one player's libruary with their graveyard. Note after this skill is used the Index and Halo Ring REMAIN IN PLAY THEY DON'T GO TO GRAVEYARD

      Reclaimers are any Halo characters that are not floods, Tartarus, Gravemind, or Guilty Spark

      Quote: The only way to defeat the enemy is to starve them to death.

      **

      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 3 forests
      Name: The Index
      Type: Enchantment
      Powers:

      during your upkeep whoever pays the most life now controls the index

      sacrifce the index: search your liburary and graveyard for a card and add in to your hand

      **

      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 3 colorless 2 forests
      Name: Tarturus
      Type: Summon Brute
      Powers:

      Does Not Count as a Reclaimer

      Sacrifice a forest: That Damn shield Tarturus is indestructable until end of turn

      strength 5/3

      Quote: I like Tartar sauce

      **

      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 1 colorless 2 forests
      Name: Guilty Spark
      Type: Oracle
      Powers:

      Does Not Count as a Reclaimer

      Tap: All non-Halo creatures count as reclaimers until end of turn.

      1 forest: regenerate

      strength 0/2

      **

      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 4colorless, 1 forest
      Name: Gravemind
      Type: Flood
      Powers:

      Does Not Count as a Reclaimer

      1 forest: Regenerate Target Creature it now counts as a Flood
      (This ability can't be used on Gravemind. It can only be user on a creature that just died other than Gravemind)

      strength 0/1+* where * is the number of Floods in play

      ###

      Prophet Guidlines
      Color: Green - Xbox = Halo and other Xbox originals
      cost : 2 forests
      Name: Regret - Mercy - Truth
      Type: prophet
      Powers:

      Sacrifice Regret: Search your libruary for the Halo Ring and add it to play
      Sacrifice Mercy: Search your libruary for a prophet and add it to play
      sacrifice Truth: Search your libruary for the index and add it to play

      strength 2/2

      Quote: Truth does not Regret showing no Mercy

      ________________________________________________________________

      Color: Black - PC originals = Unreal, Doom, Counterstrike, Wolfenstien, etc
      cost : 5colorless 2swamp
      Name: Proffesional
      Type: Summon Veteran
      Powers:
      Noob walk
      Tap: Ownage (Destroy target Creature)
      Sacrifice: Pwnage (Destroy all creatures in play)
      1 swamp: Respawn (Return Professional to your hand at the end of turn)

      strength 6/5

      Quote: Godlike
      _______________________________________________________________

      Color: White - Nintendo = Mario and Other Nintendo originals
      cost : 5 colorless 1 plain
      Name: Double O
      Type: Summon Legend
      Powers:
      Always
      License to kill: First Strike

      strength 5/4

      Quote: What the Hell is the AC-10 Award?
      **

      Go to next journal entry!!!!

    • RvB Stole my idea!!!!!!

      13 years ago

      Pvt_Areas

      Well perhaps revamped my idea. I once said in a previous video thread (52-3 somewhere around there), they should make the following jokes about tucker's sword, because like the covenant guy, they were both once refered to as thing:

      "Tex keeps staring at Tucker's Thing."
      "The thing makes a wooshing noise."
      "Cool glowing thing."
      "Tucker, quit swinging your thing about"
      "Hey let me see that thing"
      "Where did you find that thing, In this wierd hole"
      And the classic "Tex can't turn on Tucker's Thing"
      (Tex:You guys do know I'm a chick and I'm standing right here. Tucker:We were talking about a girl-girl)

      RvB must have been listening, they took my idea and tweaked it. "Lets go get this Big Thing of yours". I so should have gotten the copyright or patent for those thoughts when I had the chance. Not that I would sue RvB for money caue they stole my idea, that be cruel and wrong. I'd just make them give me all the rights sponsers have FOREVER, as well as All the dvds,a two headed penny, A cameo as the voice of Joel the talking specter, a few six packs, A bunch of RvB shirts, 3 strawberry waffles, a red kite, and Tex's phone number. Bow chicka bow-wow

    • Results of previous halo 2 tournament

      14 years ago

      Pvt_Areas

      yay I just realize I never posted the results of the second tourney. In general the results were.

      Football players still veg on halo 1 cause they somehow think it better than 2 so they weren't prepared I guess (excuses they gave) and they did not win. Me and some of my engineering buds took the team title and later had an 8 man every man for himself with the singles title up for grabs

      Sword + me = come from behind victory singles championship in Ivory Tower.

      I love the sword. It is the only thing I like more then being cloaked while having the sniper and or the shotgun in a team deathmatch

    • Halo2 tournament tomarrow

      14 years ago

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      we are having a halo 2 tournament to support IEEE tomarrow at 5 at Gannon University in erie PA.. Entry fee is 6 bucks. Bring a team of 4 or comes and we'll randomly place you with some one. Winning teams gets some gift certificates loosing teams go home crying.

      If you read this before tomarrow and want to come then Gannon address is 109 University Square in Erie and it will be held on the 3rd floor of the Zurn building. I intend to bust out the sword and slice down some prey. In last semesters Halo 1 tourney the football players took the majority of places in the top ten. The engineers need to win that back. we beat them in texas holdem and now we want our halo!! Thats pretty much all. peace

    • The Plague

      14 years ago

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      Somehow. I did not go to the sundance festivel but right now I am as sick as a dog. Fever = high. Sneezing = often. Headache = excrutiating. Plague went from Utah to Erie PA where I am and I no like it. Well I'm going back to sleep peace

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