RBuffordTJ

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from Norris, SC

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    • Video games to blame for violence?

      13 years ago

      RBuffordTJ

      On a thread I visited the other day they were trying to figure out if video games make people do things like shoot up the school or stupid things like that. This was my reply...do you agree or disagree?

      Video games can make you get into a mental state that is aggrivated. Do they make you blow away the store clerk? Well hell no, grow the fuck up! The drive to blow away the store clerk comes from eating gummie bears. I feel that too many gummie bears can make you homicidal, especially when they get stuck in your controller. Don't even get me started on the gummie worms...THEY ARE OF SATAN!!!!!

    • Photos Created

      13 years ago

      RBuffordTJ



      I have been putting some of my favorite quotes from history into .gif form, check them out in the image section and show your love with comments or mods, I'm easy. smiley0.gif

    • Jobobicus Maximus - Friend, Warrior

      13 years ago

      RBuffordTJ

      “Men’s pain is lightly born, and swiftly over. Our wounds are of the flesh, which is nothing. Women’s is of the heart, sorrow unending, and far more bitter to bear.â€Â
      -King Leonidas of Sparta on the widows and mothers of soldiers

      "Good, then we shall fight them in the shade.â€Â
      -Dionocles of Sparta, before the battle with Xerxes Persian army at Thermopylae when told that the Persians had enough archers to fire so many arrows, they would blot out the sun.

      “Molon Labe.†(Translation: “Come and get them!â€Â)
      -King Leonidas of Sparta, before the battle with Xerxes Persian army at Thermopylae when told by an envoy of Xerxes, that the Spartans would be spared if they would just lay down their arms.

      “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows how great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while doing greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.â€Â
      -Theodore Roosevelt, Sorbonne, Paris; April 23, 1910

    • You just have to see this to believe it

      13 years ago

      RBuffordTJ

      MAN...Finally someone with common sense put together a public service anouncement.

      Check it out here



    • New Company Policy Effective 11/01/05

      13 years ago

      RBuffordTJ


      IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES

      Company Policy: Effective Immediately

      Dress Code:
      It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

      Sick Days:
      We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

      Personal Days:
      Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

      Bereavement Leave:
      This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

      Toilet Use:
      Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category." Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

      Lunch Break:
      Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

      Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

      Your Management Team!


    • Quote for the Day 10-30-03

      13 years ago

      RBuffordTJ



      "They say I have A.D.D. but they just don't understand. Oh Look! A chicken!"


    • 9 Things I Hate About Everyone

      13 years ago

      RBuffordTJ

      1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

      2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

      3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

      4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Someone needs to kick their asses!

      5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

      6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

      7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new now could it.

      8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

      9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here to answer your stupid question?

    • Quote of the day...

      13 years ago

      RBuffordTJ

      Andrew Jackson: ‘A person must be pretty stupid if he can't think of more than one way to spell a word.’â€Â

    • Halo character?

      13 years ago

      RBuffordTJ

      Ok I was asked to take a quiz online to findout what Halo character I am....well duh!

      Results:
      Which Halo character are you?
      Master Chief
      You are a take charge sort of person. Adaptable to any situation and a quick thinker, you can solve any problem with your brain, fists, or a gun....

    • Karma

      13 years ago

      RBuffordTJ

      Oh wow, I'm getting Karma....I hope it's not high in fat!

      LOL
      Rick

  • Comments (4361)

    • gemini

      13 years ago

      Count me in!!! smiley0.gif

    • gemini

      13 years ago

      Sweet!!! smiley0.gif

    • Andymatron

      13 years ago

      The Man Law States..."You Poke It You Own It."

    • Andymatron

      13 years ago

      The Beer smiley0.gif

    • gemini

      13 years ago

      It was my pleasure, friend... smiley1.gifsmiley12.gif

    • nutmeg521985

      13 years ago

      Go eat some cow for me. hehe

    • genbrat

      13 years ago

      I am so honored that we are the first stop on your campaign trail!

    • Sphynx21

      13 years ago

      ah yes, tis good times indeed sir.

      I've gotten together with another member and between the two of us we've been working hard on said wall development and millitary deployment.

      I'm trying to conserve as much of the National Guard as possible as I want them involved with the mass deportation that will e in effect once the wall is up and going

      and we'll be running into a lot of money on this but in the end I believe we'll save money in the long run

    • Kritzia8

      13 years ago

      Squish them for us. (Gen and stud) and you know what I think there are a few other couples (TEAMS!!) on here that are pretty dazzeling too. *caugh* have you looked at Lady Bufford and her hubbie? Now that's a pretty excelent pair. Not to mention that MB and Kritzia!

    • jhaltom

      13 years ago

      All joking aside I fear clowns.

    • FRUNTCASTER

      13 years ago

      <D> Careless driving <E> Speeding <F> Driving under influence of alcohol or drugs

      There are no lesser included offenses to DUI. You can't charge all the surrounding stuff like Disregarding a Traffic Control Device, Careless Driving and Speeding if your charing DUI. I don't agree but that's the way they make us do it. I hate idiots who drive intoxicated, sober up or call a cab, don't kill the rest of us with your stupidity! But hey, that's just my opinion!


      Ha ha, not here baby! smiley0.gif He left the scene, so they couldn't get him for DUI. But I got a call yesterday--and he got nailed with four other citations--other than DUI. I'll have to check, but I think they can pile on more then just DUI. . . . BEWARE out of staters! . . . BEWARE! smiley3.gifsmiley3.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Sphynx21

      13 years ago

      when I was in seventh grade

      and she's married therefore not so much a date as hanging out

      shame on you

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      At your service Mr President Bufford Sir. I will drop my boss Sohlside a note as per Presidential instructions. This will be my first task in my role as Personal Secretary to Education Minister Sohlside. (See how efficient I am?). smiley1.gif

      PS: Do I need to wear a uniform? If so, please post details of said apparel in your next journal. Mr President. Sir. smiley1.gif

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      Thank you so much! I will make a valuable contribution to the smooth running your Cabinet. I am sure that Sohlside will be happy with the arrangement. He is very busy man. smiley1.gif

      Who's going to give him the good news? You or me? smiley3.gif

    • Biba

      13 years ago

      You got the location wrong, but the rest is right! smiley8.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Lady_Bufford

      13 years ago

      HEY!!! Mr. Big Shot!...Did you look at that email for me????smile.png
      I love youheart.png

    • TabbyKat

      13 years ago

      nope. i'm positive that she's a koi. she's totally retarded like that.

    • rockybalboa5

      13 years ago

      haha... yeah, i put "low level" mostly as a burn. it totally worked!

      smiley0.gif

    • evlmel

      13 years ago

      It's cool man, whatever you need smiley0.gif

    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

      I'm not done, I know you can be a big help! We have time to go and positins to fill


      WoooHoooooo!

    • gemini

      13 years ago

      You are a true friend for the thought and comment you made... Thank you! smiley12.gif

    • Sphynx21

      13 years ago

      ok, so honeslty

      I'd like to be the Director of Homeland Security and here's why:

      -I promise M26 tasers to all border patrol Officers and to announce the illegal immigrants are part of an ongoing act of terrorism and is an invasion and should be treated accordingly.

      Guantanamo Bay hear they come

    • Sphynx21

      13 years ago

      well I just got tired of putting the Bufford mask on my dog and putting peanut butter on me and the licking


      oh the nights you and I have had

    • Sphynx21

      13 years ago

      like it doesn't happen already

    • Knuckleneck

      13 years ago

      How many kids you know that know Latin?

      Besdies, I can only cuss in Latin...you give me a slogan, and I'll do it up.

    • Knuckleneck

      13 years ago

      I'm not kidding...and here:

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    • Knuckleneck

      13 years ago

      "Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum" = "Screw you and the horse you rode in on"

      Glad you like it!

    • littlebit74

      13 years ago

      I am not your friend anymore???

    • rubanek

      13 years ago

      I might need some help!

      no problemo.

    • gemini

      13 years ago

      You have their support, my friend! smiley0.gif

    • MojoPin

      13 years ago

      How is your campaign going? You might do well to make a music video with, oh who do the kids listen to nowadays....I got it! Black Oak Arkansas....they're still hip right?

    • Gamergirl

      13 years ago

      You always have my vote!!

    • Merchunter

      13 years ago

      with her exception.

    • SoulBoarder

      13 years ago

      Hey nice new pic of u.... im sure some one likes it..... ROFL!!!

    • SoulBoarder

      13 years ago

      how do u send pic u got saved on ur comp.... like as a comment.

    • Tyler_8927

      13 years ago

      lol, thanks man..

    • nblabrant

      13 years ago

      <<< Whats wrong with my hair? It took nearly three hours to remove that nasty cowlick.

      Ha. Actually, I'm a northern-european mutt with absolutely no type of curl or flash to my hair. So, I think the only way to make it look interesting is to either sweep it over like Buddy Holly, or mess it up royally... Like Me.

      Hair Messed up Royally,
      Nick

    • Sabiba

      13 years ago

      Inner space is scary.

      There's big white things that come after you and eat your vessel...

      NAME THAT MOVIE!

    • gemini

      13 years ago

      Did you say party??? smiley0.gif lol

    • evlmel

      13 years ago

      ship them off to someone else's state? smiley8.gif

    • evlmel

      13 years ago

      I want Montana, no speed limit, and no people. My kind of place! smiley8.gif

    • vesta

      13 years ago

      Thank you and good luck to you too.

    • phat742

      13 years ago

      you've got to put video of that up. maybe make them dance to a song or something. that would be the best! haha!

    • evlmel

      13 years ago

      Well changing the rules is bullshit...I'm on strike. I am not posting another damn thing after this comment until I get some answers on why everything wasn't the same as last round. I purposely didn't comment on everything everyone said because he said it was only unique comments the first round. It's shit, and if you aren't going to run a fair contest, then I don't want to be a part of it.

    • evlmel

      13 years ago

      dude, I'm for real pissed about the whole thing

    • gemini

      13 years ago

      Sure am! smiley0.gif

    • gemini

      13 years ago

      I pick my state (TN)!
      And can I have an official title? lol
      smiley0.gif

    • Muse9277

      13 years ago

      can i be vice pres?

    • Sphynx21

      13 years ago

      touche`

    • Sphynx21

      13 years ago

      mother fu-


      dammit, I ain't winnin this one and I'm about to shove off for lunch with friends so I'll go out with a bang:

      Cherry was definately a candy ass chew, Apple is just damn tasty (like apple jolly rancher tasty) yet Cope will always be my first true chew love


      and speaking from experience, it really doesn't taste like ass.

      Hey, you gotta lube her up somehow smiley8.gif

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