RageWars

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    • Entry #60 November 30th

      10 years ago

      RageWars

      SO, my D&D group decided to boot our current DM, due to personal problems w/ his attitude and DM style. I volunteered to step up and replace him, and am now in the process of building my D&D world from scratch.

      I decided to go w/ a home-brewed world, since I lacked the source material to play a camapign from Eberron, or the Forgotten Realms. So, needless to say, this is going to take a while.

      Several of the players in my campaign have asked what books will be allowed for use in character creation, feats, and magic items. What system will we use for stat creation, what level will they start at, what alignments I'm going to allow, etc. I have made a list comprising what I am and am not allowing. If any of you out there play D&D and have some suggestion to add to this list, let me know...

      Books: 3.5 Edition
      Player's Handbook
      Player's Handbook II
      Dungeon Master's Guuide
      Dungeon Master's Guide II
      Complete Warrior
      Complete Adventurer
      Complete Arcane
      Complete Divine
      Complete Mage
      Complete Champion
      Magic Item Compendium
      Spell Compendium
      Unearthed Arcana
      Arms and Equipment Guide (3rd Edition)

      Character Creation:
      Point buy system - 32 points
      Alignments: Any Non-evil. (I've allowed evil before, and it turns into a murderous back-stabbing free-for-all within 2-3 games)
      Starting level- lvl 8
      Max hit points per level advancement
      Leadership feat will attract a cohort equal to your leadership score found in the DMG

      Not allowed:
      Book of Exalted Deeds
      Web enhancements to existing books
      Save-or-die items or spells
      Sundering (You sunder my orcs shield, then he sunders your +5 Magical Greataxe, and you can't find a magic user to cast mend)
      Monster races with a level adjustment beyond +2

    • Entry #59 June 30th

      11 years ago

      RageWars

      DIABLO III

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    • Entry #58 September 4th

      12 years ago

      RageWars

      OK, I think it's time to update my images, so tomorrow after I get off work, I'll start replacing my current images with new "Motivational Poster". Keep an Eye out!!

    • Entry #57 April 22nd

      13 years ago

      RageWars

      This will probably be the last time I ever use LimeWire.

      I have used it only a few times before now. I own the Hybrid Theory EP, never opened, and still sealed. SO I used Limewire to download what songs are on the CD, since I don't want to open it.

      I own Battlestar Galactica Season 1 & 2. One of my discs got horribly scratched, so I used Limewire to download the missing episodes, and found some decent burnware on there as well so I could burn the DVD.

      But yesterday was the one thing that has convinced me to never use this program again.

      While searching for "The Boondock Saints" to replace my damaged copy, I downloaded what looked like "The Boondock Saints", turns out it wasn't. Can you guess what it was that I somehow downloaded?
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      That's right! CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!

      F*ck this! I have deleted the file, deleted it from my recycle bin, and now am about to transfer my files to my external hard drive so I can wipe this one. Seriously, doesn't the FBI investigate crap like this? No way am I going to have the feds busting down my door because i accidently downloaded some sick f*uck's idea of the perfect way to guarantee you will burn in hell for eternity.

      I can't stress this enough, if you use LimeWire, be very carful of what you download, an innocent-looking .avi file can pass your virus scan, and anti-spyware scans (After al, it is just a video) and when it's fully downloaded, and you uncompress it, it could turn out to be very very very wrong indeed.

    • Entry #56 April 16th

      13 years ago

      RageWars

      Have you ever walked in at the absolute worst part of a conversation?

      This was the subject me and the guys at work were discussing over lunch yesterday, and I jotted these down to include in my blog.

      (Each of these are what the person heard as soon as they walked into the room, around the corner, etc.)

      Troy
      "...That's nothing, you know what I did my first day out of prison?.."

      Jason
      "...seriously, I knew I wasn't gay right then..."

      Dale
      "...So this woman is dead, and I don't know what to do..."

      John
      "...and she's chasing me right? With this huge dildo..."
      (John actually walked in on his brother describing a weird dream to his girlfriend)

      Myself
      "...but looking back now, you know, I don't know why I ever slapped him, with my snake of all things!..."

      Doug
      "...but if I'm gonna cheat on him, at least I should-"
      (This was my buddy Doug, showing up early to surprise his g/f, and interrupting her conversation on the phone)

      What about ya'll? You ever walked in on a conversation, and just froze as something like this was said?

    • Entry #55 April 15th

      13 years ago

      RageWars

      Somehow my friends and I got into the topic of disputed song lyrics. We wound up talking about what we had originally thought the lyrics to songs were the first time we heard them.

      Thus, came my list of lyrics from Eiffel 65's "Blue"

      Actual Lyrics
      I'm Blue da ba dee da ba die

      Sarah's lyrics
      I'm Blue I'm in need of a guy
      My Lyrics
      I'm Blue If I was green I would die.
      David's Lyrics
      I'm Blue I'm in need of a dye
      Doug's Lyrics
      I'm Blue If I would eat I would die
      Other David's Lyrics
      I'm Blue without speed I would die
      Lauran's Lyrics
      I'm Blue, and I believe I'm a guy

      What about ya'll, remember this song? What did you hear the first time?

    • Entry #54 March 26th

      13 years ago

      RageWars

      Why am I not seeing any great horror movies anymore? The last decent horror movie saw I was the remake of Dawn of the Dead. This lack of delicious viloence is starting to drive me crazy.

      Is it to much to ask for that when the monster gets some one, I get to see it bite their head off? Is it to much to ask that when the crazy phsyco hits someone in the head with an axe, I don't have to see some lame silouette? Am I crossing the line by saying the only time I want to see Dakota Fanning in a horror movie is if she is being ripped in half by the creature from beyond?

      I don't think so.

      What happened to the days where horror movies pushed the limits of what we could stomach to watch, why have they become about being marketed as stylized dumbed down thrillers?

      I want Bruce Campbell to go crazy and cut off his hand, then blow off a demon's head with a shotgun, then to top it off I want him to crack wise, dammit.

      In fact, I demand it!

      Hear that Hollywood? I don't want your dirty "horror" movies unless they adhere to the following recipe:

      20% Cool Monster

      10% Heaving Breasts

      25% Senseless Viloence

      5% Story

      15% Crackin' Wise

      15% Heavy Metal Music Blasting As People Fight With Chainsaws

      10% Suprise

      Now that equals 100% entertainment you jerks.

    • Entry #53 March 8th

      13 years ago

      RageWars

      Movie Remakes.

      I was watching some movie trailers, like I always do, and realized that I could have sworn I watch ed a movie a while ago that had the smae name and premise of the up-coming "The Hills Have Eyes". I checked IMDb, and sure enough, the movie coming out is another Hollywood remake of a classic.

      As such, I decided to think back and list all my favorite movies that had been remade into complete and total crap.

      King Kong
      Scarface (Actually, this one was good, just not better than the 1932 original though)
      The Fly
      Cape Fear
      Psycho
      Get Carter
      Shaft
      Ocean's Eleven
      Planet of the Apes
      The Ring (Did anybody else see the original, Ringu?)
      War of the Worlds
      The Longest Yard (ARRGGHH!!! One of my all-time favorites, turned into shit)
      The Mummy (Ok, I'll admit, the remake was kinda fun to watch)
      The Preacher's Wife (Remake of the Bishops Wife)
      Homeward Bound
      Dawn of the Dead
      Gone in 60 Seconds
      The Fast and the Furious (DIdn't know it was a remake 'till I found an old VHS copy. Saw it and loved it)
      The Pink Panther
      The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
      The Ladykillers
      The Italian Job
      Guess Who
      Assault on Precinct 13

      That's all I can get off the top of my head. Let me know if you have any others you hated.
      Or hell, let me know if you agree with me or not.

    • Entry #52 February 24th

      13 years ago

      RageWars

      Ok, I got tired of people asking for new images. So here you go! Unfortunatly, they are not the same theme as the last ones, but I think some of you will appreciate where I'm going with these. Also, look forward to new images, I've got about 70 of them.

    • Entry #51 February 13th

      13 years ago

      RageWars

      The Twentieth Winter Olympic Games are underway in Turin, Italy!! A crowd of 35,000 witnessed the raising of the Olympic flag with its five interlocking rings representing the five elements of life: blue (air), green (water), red (fire), yellow (also fire) and black (death).

      The ceremony started with a massive firework display, symbolizing the lust for life of the Italian people.

      The fireworks were responsible for the death of one spectator when a wayward rocket impaled his eye. After a brief pause, the proceedings continued with a dramatic presentation featuring segments from Italian history, symbolizing the glory of the Italian nation. Seven performers died, six during the explosive-triggered collapse of a lifesize replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa and one from gunshot wounds sustained during the First World War reenactment. When their bodies were hauled away, a group of twenty rollerbladers hurtled on stage, dressed in red body stockings and carrying head-mounted flamethrowers, symbolizing the fiery passion of the Italian people and their inevitable eventual eternal torment in the bowels of Hell.

      One of the rollerbladers accidentally put his helmet on backwards and melted his own face off. The rest exploded.

      The crowd's favorite part of the opening ceremony was undoubtedly the unveiling of a Ferrari Formula 1 racecar, symbolizing the prowess of Italian engineering. Its driver drove a few leisurely laps around the stadium to thunderous ovations before a slight technical malfunction caused him to lose control of the vehicle and fly into the stands at over 200 miles per hour. Thirty-seven people, three dogs and a goldfish perished in the resulting explosion.

      Other acts included people dressed as lightbulbs, a giant angel of death made of humans, and dancing cows, symbolizing something or other, that panicked due to the fireworks and caused a stampede, trampling to death twenty-one performers, sixty-six spectators and Yoko Ono.

      The opening climaxed when the time came to light the Olympic cauldron. The honor was bestowed upon cross-country skier Stefania Belmondo, who tripped on the last step and dropped the torch, which ignited the highly flammable fresh glue holding together the stadium, constructed entirely out of macaroni for some reason. Eventually, everything in the stadium caught on fire and burned down, except the Olympic cauldron, which remained untouched, and the Danish national flag, which was made out of asbestos as a safety precaution. The ceremony then concluded with some more fireworks.

      Despite all these unfortunate events, International Olympic Committee President Jacques Rogge declared the night a success, as most people were evacuated before the stadium collapsed in on itself.

      The Olympics will end on February 26th, when the Turin Fire Department is scheduled to finally extinguish the last of the fires currently ravaging the city.

  • Comments (44)

    • MrVash

      4 years ago

      Congrats on being Featured User!

    • Dudemoo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT_ON & RT_OTT admin

      4 years ago

      Oh happy day! You are the F-U! Enjoy it!

    • IdkBlue Praise Newbs

      4 years ago

      merry featured user day!

    • Darth_Shadow

      10 years ago

      You live in Georgia, eh? Did you go and see the air show at Dobbins?

    • Tedizlord

      12 years ago

      just went through all the old posters again. i forgot how much i liked them

    • wislet

      12 years ago

      wow, pretty much your pics mob...did you make all of them or find them else where? any how you did, there way sick.

    • awes0me1

      12 years ago

      How r u all, that r online

    • zap74

      12 years ago

      ur pictures are hilarious haha thanks for the friend request!

    • no_name_MC

      12 years ago

      Very funny pics!

    • chuckmn8

      12 years ago

      im in the 338 (dark Knights) its pretty fun.....here even though there is like nothing much to do since katrina hit here almost all the gyms are closed and the main bx is not open.... but besides the heat and humidity i dont mind it here

    • Vertigo9183

      12 years ago

      When did you get out of the Air Force?

    • jacman

      13 years ago

      sword whores suck! and rocket whores... errgh... sorry. i'm venting damnit.

    • suicidal_sal

      13 years ago

      I <3 your pics, so instead of commenting on all of them...I did this

    • WarMasterB

      13 years ago

      again nice, where do u get the answers from? where did u learn them?

      Post edited 4/18/06 4:21PM

    • WarMasterB

      13 years ago

      nice job w/the contest, now try this one it is harder...

    • RageWars

      13 years ago

      I left after SSgt because my knees got too bad. I had the following choices: 1 Stay in my career field and face an MEB, or cross-train into a non-combat career field (3A, 3S, etc.) I hate desk jobs, so I opted out under Force-reshaping.

    • AFKeeker

      13 years ago

      So what made you leave after Staff? Were you ready to move on to something else, or what?

    • HippieCarrot

      13 years ago

      Something tells me that that would require my knowledge of motor vehicles to be more than "how to drive," "how to put gas in car," and "how to change a tire."

    • juggernaut12

      13 years ago

      Join my fun little contest here

    • bassfreak3

      13 years ago

      please go look at my journal
      thanks

    • Crazy_Cabose

      13 years ago

      Hey whats the news on the cards any more coming?

    • dragonfan606

      13 years ago

      Dude those are some of the funniest picsi have ever seen you should actually make a card game

    • jay_the_blue

      13 years ago

      did u make those rvb cards?

    • WarMasterB

      13 years ago

      Body: PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people
      in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people
      in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever
      hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can
      bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night,
      SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to
      someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special
      and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When
      you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When
      you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely
      turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of
      getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in
      yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember
      the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell
      someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
      15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are
      great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight
      your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25
      tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this
      chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten
      years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143
      min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it
      is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be
      cursed w/ relationship problems

    • Crazy_Cabose

      13 years ago

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    • dingolord

      13 years ago

      E-stalking? What are they gonna do? E-kill you?


      Heh... that's the funniest thing I think anyone's said in that thread so far. smiley1.gif

    • Crazy_Cabose

      13 years ago

      2 things make a shiela card and O'malley took control of doc dont forget that!

    • DarkBowler FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Photographer

      13 years ago

      nice cards. Could be better but still they are nice and creative.

    • killer2009

      13 years ago

      ill stop sometime later today

    • Parkersaid RT + SA

      13 years ago

      Thank You for all the new cards. (you should make more........please)

    • Schraver Party Hard

      13 years ago

      cool cards man, theres no way i can comment on all thouse, so i droped some mods and some comments... smiley1.gif

    • mxxw

      13 years ago

      nice little card game you got going

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      im holding a contest in my jounal
      (p.s. its pretty much just like killer 2009's contest) : P

    • vpdotcom

      13 years ago

      Hey I'm going to send you a friend invite on Xbox Live. I'm MasterBlaster1.

    • mike_2009

      13 years ago

      i see you have alot of card of red vs blue but there are some card missing like tex ,doc and lopez plz post me back

    • jrmurph

      13 years ago

      this would be the coolest card game ever. u should talk to the guys from rvb if u havent already.

    • KooLio707

      13 years ago

      6y0ara_th.gif

    • Goldie_5

      13 years ago

      These are hallarious, to bad it wernt a real game, id play!
      Total genius

    • Half_demon_4

      13 years ago

      Dude you should keep making those cards and asked RVB if you can put them in their shop. I would totally play that game.

    • LtNixon

      13 years ago

      I dont want to post somthing for every card so im just gonna say here that their the funniest things ive ever seen

    • halochica

      14 years ago

      I couldn't comment on all your cards...that would take for ever...but they rock.

    • geoff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      yes. we will be at dragon con.

    • pollution

      14 years ago

      Outstanding.

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