Raindove_89

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  • Activity

    • Extra Life/Gaming and Giving for Good

      7 years ago

      Raindove_89

      Hey guys! I know its been a while but I thought this was important enough to post a journal for. I'm sure most of you have seen the news about it.

      I could use your help. I've decided to be a team captain for G3's Xbox LIVE gaming event and I'm hoping you'll join my team and our efforts to raise funds for kids. All contributions will benefit Children's Miracle Network Hospital. Any contribution will help and all donations are tax deductible.

      Our team fundraising goal is $500 and every team member helps!

      If you would like to be part of my team, please search for my teams' G3 page at www.extra-life.org to register through the team page!

      Jess
      Team: VelAwesomeRaptors

      PS: I hope you're all doing awesome, I haven't spoken to some of you in forever.

    • Conversation 2

      9 years ago

      Raindove_89

      Unlike the related journal from a few months back this one stars Nick and was with a random stranger. Color coded for your convenience.

      *Weird Guy in a fuzzy trench coat at the urinal sees Nick trying to exit the bathroom*
      WG: "So Nick (name tag) whad'ya give up for Lent?"
      Nick: I didn't really give up anything?
      *Guy's sunglasses fall off and into the urinal*
      WG: "Awww shit. How about I give up not dropping my sunglasses in the fucking pisser."
      *proceeds to wash his hands*
      WG: "So anyway what'd ya give up?"
      Nick: "Nothing I didn't give up anything."
      WG: "Well you gotta give up something man, even if its something you don't like. Like potato chips or something..."
      Nick: "I dunno I'll have to think about it."
      *tries to leave*
      WG: "How about sex? Try giving up sex."
      Nick: "Mmmmm....no....I don't think so."
      WG: "Yeah I don't think I'd be able to do that either."
      *Nick tries to edge his way out the door*
      WG: "What about masturbation?"
      Nick: "I'm not too big on masturbation anyway so that wouldn't be too hard, I guess I'd be able to do that."
      WG: "Awww man I do that all the time it makes your penis bigger. You gotta work it a lot. The more you work it the bigger it gets but you can't work it too hard or you're wind up with prostate problems....or a broken penis."
      Nick: "Uhhhh...I gotta get back to work now."

    • Happy V-Day Chumps!

      9 years ago

      Raindove_89

      I'm forbidden to go downstairs until the hubs says otherwise. But then when I text messaged him asking when I could he said something incriminating indicating that he wasn't in the house at all...so I underwent a stealthy operation to retrieve my laptop from the living room MWAHAHAHA. Anyway...knowing him it will probably be a while until I'm allowed to exit the bedroom. You guys have any plans v-day or otherwise?

    • E-Mails from an Asshole

      9 years ago

      Raindove_89

      Xbox Repairman
      Posted at: 2010-01-08 12:16:03

      Original ad:
      Broken Xbox 360? Red ring of death? Disc-read error? No problem! We repair broken Xbox 360s for $50 or less. Call or email ***-***-2811 or **********@comcast.net

      From Me to **********@comcast.net:
      Hello,
      I sure hope you will be able to help me. I'm not sure what is wrong with my Xbox but it will not turn on. I've tried plugging it in to a bunch of different outlets, but none of them seem to work. Do you think you can help?
      Thanks,
      Mike

      From Dean ****** to Me:
      Hi Mike,
      The outlet most likely has nothing to do with why your system won't turn on. I certainly can help you though. I will rectify your xbox and can have it back to you in a week or so depending on the problem. Do you live in the area or would you like to ship the console?
      Dean

      From Me to Dean ******:
      Oh my god, you are sick! I will not let you do that unspeakable act to my Xbox. I always knew that the internet is full of freaks and sexual deviants, but you have reached a new low. I thought your ad was for Xbox repairs, but I have been horribly mistaken.

      From Dean ****** to Me:

      Mike,
      I'm not sure what you think I was saying. To rectify is to repair or mend something that is broken. I was only trying to tell you that I would repair your Xbox. I am sorry for any misunderstanding.
      Dean

      From Me to Dean ******:
      Dean,
      Don't lie to me. I know what rectify means, and the fact that you want to do it with an Xbox is disgusting. I can't even imagine how it is possible to do it with something that big, or what kind of pleasure that could possibly bring to a pervert like you. Regardless, I want my Xbox to be fixed, not to be violated and returned to me covered in ass hairs and feces. I will just mail it back to where I bought it and hope that the warranty is not void.
      Mike

      From Dean ****** to Me:
      You clearly don't know the definition of rectify. I assure you I only want to fix your system.

      From Me to Dean ******:
      Dean,
      I don't even want to know what you mean by "fix my system." Leave me alone before I call the police, you pervert.
      Mike

      From Dean ****** to Me:
      I mean I am going to solve the problem that is causing your Xbox 360 to not turn on. That is all.

      From Me to Dean ******:
      Dean,
      Even if you did return it to me and it worked, I would never be able to look at my Xbox the same way. There will always be the thought in the back of my mind that you took it and violated it. I am going to post an ad warning other unsuspecting victims about the true disgusting motive behind your ad. What you are doing is sick.
      Mike

      From Dean ****** to Me:
      If you do that then I will post an ad explaining that you are a fucking idiot that doesn't know what "rectify" means. Go fuck yourself.

      If you'd like to read more of these hilarious e-mails Go Here.

    • I Can Haz Ezio Again?

      9 years ago

      Raindove_89

      So apparently we're looking at Ezio Auditore coming back in Assassin's Creed 3. I'm not sure if I'm cool with this. I heard rumors about visiting another ancestor (possibly a chick) during World War I or something like that. I was starting to like the idea of playing a female assassin. However it does make sense. I feel like there was more that could have been done with Ezio and he is hot. We're also looking at a possible Christmas 2010 - March 2011 release with a multiplayer aspect. Should I expect the game to suck because there's only a year separating the two sequels and why does everyone feel the need to add multiplayer to EVERYTHING? Am I alone here?

      www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=231616

    • Turn the Page, Wash Your Hands...

      9 years ago

      Raindove_89

      I have this sad feeling they're going to add Heroes to the short list of "to be canceled" shows. The number of viewers has decreased by more than half since the first season and it's a shame because well...that show kicks ass. I'm hoping they at least can get off one more season. I want to see how it ends. Not like Kyle XY. The only intelligent show on ABC Family and they replaced it with a show about a 14 year old whore getting knocked up, marrying some kid she just met and then cheating on him with his *cough* baby-daddy. Also a show that glorifies fraternities and a show that tried to make gymnastics look less boring than it actually is. Trust me, I know. I used to be a gymnast. Fuck you teeny bopper shows. Bring back Rocco's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy and Aaaahhh Real Monsters! I'll see you in hell Miranda Cosgrove.

      So who's ready for Bioshock 2? Guess who's dropping $100 on Collector's Edition? This girrrrrrrlll!


      Edit:
      Have you people seen THIS SHIT??

    • Im Just a Steel-Town girl on a Sat Night

      9 years ago

      Raindove_89

      If you haven't seen these on AOTS now's the time. Don't just dismiss this as a boring video journal where I'm trying to push off videos that no one wants to see. YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO WATCH THESE. The first one at least...

      Skip Ahead to 1 minute.
      Also ahead to 1 minute. You can watch the whole thing if you want but not nearly as funny.

      In other news: I don't use this word...EVER. But this girl I had to work with today is a total cunt.
      If you're all interested I'll be happy to post the exciting and slightly embellished story.

    • Heaven in a Glass

      9 years ago

      Raindove_89

      Pomegranate Schnapps and Sunny D.

      What can I add to make it better?

    • R.I.P. J.D.

      9 years ago

      Raindove_89

      Goodbye J.D. Salinger. Thank you especially for The Catcher in the Rye. It made my awkward rebellious teenage years feel less awkward and more rebellious. Even though the book made you instantly famous you never wanted the recognition and lived to the ripe old age of 91. I look forward to reading your memoir.

    • i-Will just buy an e-reader.

      9 years ago

      Raindove_89

      In light of today's Apple conference which presented the much coveted iPad, I thought I'd post this video.
      No removable battery? No Verizon 3G Network? No Flash support? NO CAMERA? Thanks for nothing Steve Jobs!

  • Comments (765)

    • Wolf_Soul

      8 years ago

      Hey. :D

    • CainVoorhees

      8 years ago

      What happened to your activity on this site?! I miss you! D:

    • MOARDESU

      9 years ago

      TITS OR GTFO

    • CainVoorhees

      9 years ago

      Hey I'm taking suggestions from my RT friends on what to draw in photoshop for my next image. Leave a comment on my profile and we'll see what I can draw.

    • caboose1177

      9 years ago

      Are you ready for the series finale? This is by far one of the best seasons of 24 i've watched.

    • Wolf_Soul

      9 years ago

      Hewwoz!

      =3

    • caboose1177

      9 years ago

      What do you think of the season so far? I can't believe the show is coming to an end.

    • CainVoorhees

      9 years ago

      HALO REACH BETA PARTY TIME! Free on Wednesday night? Maybe we can get a group of peeps to play.

    • GunshyPigeon

      9 years ago

      Heeeeeeyyy!!!!!

      what's going on!?!?!??

      we haven't talked in forever!!
      are you alive!!! :( lol

      hope we catch up soon!!!! XD lol
      smiley13.gif

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Yea, but it's too complicated and I didn't want to do it that way cause I'm lazy

    • GunshyPigeon

      9 years ago

      Arigato for the comment!!
      and it feels good!!!
      especially with the new series almost here!!! :D :D :D

      we really need to hang out again!!!!! :| lol

    • NightFlier01

      9 years ago

      In reply to Raindove_89, #7:

      So that's a reference to march of the penguins right?


      No, Bruce Almighty and Even Almightly

    • Atheist_101

      9 years ago

      Well I'll try, but in all honesty I will probably forget.

    • Atheist_101

      9 years ago

      But no TV?! Man, I'm glad I don't have to make those tough decisions, not until I move out anyway, which will be in like 20 some years...

    • Atheist_101

      9 years ago

      Nothing much, beat Mass Effect 2, have to (finally) beat Bioshock so I can play the 2nd. And I'm looking forward to the new L4D 1&2 DLCs.Just gaming stuff. What about you?

    • Atheist_101

      9 years ago

      That's awful, people shouldn't do those things at people's (deaths) expense, but I guess I shouldn't be talking...

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Hell, I would have preserved that motherfucker

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Wait, so there was only one awesomely shaped pretzel out of the entire bag?

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      So, it did come with one awesomely shaped pretzel, or you did eat the rest

    • GunshyPigeon

      9 years ago

      well I'm not... I'm six feet, two inches!!!!

      and sure, I aint doing nothing anyway.. lol
      and aslong as my dad doesnt want control of the TV it'll be fine too... lol

      and I'm still depressed from Sunday... lol first time in 4years I've been alone on V-day... :| lol

      but catch you tomorrow :D

    • GunshyPigeon

      9 years ago

      lol you don't have to apologize about nothing! lol really :)

      hey, next time your free and want to chill out with a cute english guy... I'll be free most likely!!! lol
      oh wait... well... scratch the cute part.... but you get the idea... XD lol

    • GunshyPigeon

      9 years ago

      about your reply on me journal.. lol
      too late.... lol its already 4:32am now!! 2hours late darling!!!! lol

      but hey,
      you never need an invitation for a game, anytime will be cool for you!!! lol

      also... I've drank too much and likely to mouth offf if we play now... lol

    • LuciferMD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Le Guardian

      9 years ago

      In reply to Raindove_89, #1:

      yeah sure why not

    • GoGetta236

      9 years ago

      AC2 is pretty badass. All mine are rental so I can't keep them for WAY to long, so I get what achievements I can. And I wish I could play L4D2 with you, but I don't have the wire for hookup to access LIVE. Plus, we don't have much money to pay for it.

    • GoGetta236

      9 years ago

      Kickin ass on my friends 360. I've beaten Assassin's Creed 1and 2, workin on Prototype, then it'll be L4D2. I'm just runnin through the titles.

    • GoGetta236

      9 years ago

      Excuses excuses. I knew SOMEBODY missed me.

    • GoGetta236

      9 years ago

      You missed me that much?
      Damn.

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      I can't help it, it's just weird. I might play Mass Effect 2 again as a chick to see if the romance subplot can work with any of the female members of my crew

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      That's the really twisted part. No one fucking knows. Or what if their race doesn't have either body parts, what if they mate some other weird ass way? Oh and I also heard that in the first Mass Effect, if you were a chick, then the romance subplot could have also worked with Liara. Man...I wish I still had Mass Effect 1

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Yea, but on their planet, what if they refer to them as the guys, and that they're just really fucked up. What if you were to do Grunt, or Wrex? Man, you'd be dead

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Ah dude that's sick! What if they don't have a dick, and instead they are the ones that have a pussy. What would you do then?

      Post edited 2/09/10 6:45PM

    • Miztli

      9 years ago

      My last journal made it onto comm stats...

      thats one less step on my journey to world domination!!!!

      [[[just had to tell at least one person.../sorry if it makes me look like a pompous ass...for the record...i have no ass...so look like one of any kind is impossible]]]

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Hey man, dirt is very expensive!

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Eh, they're Turkish, they don't like us, it's actually kind of fucked up at our school. The Turkish teachers treat the Turkish and Muslim kids at our school better than the rest

    • Miztli

      9 years ago

      that's for another journal entry...

      i can tell you though...it ends in the line

      "You can't fire me if i quit first"

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Oh no, I did. Everybody does it. Thing is, is that they don't know what you are saying if you cuss at them, so you can say whatever the fuck you want around them and they wont care

    • Atheist_101

      9 years ago

      I loved the Sherlock movie! And Holmes, he had a kind of Dr.House air to him...

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Eh, I think the game makes it so your team dies in Oblivion, I try saving them, but for some reason it seems like they don't want to be saved, and then they just stab themselves showing you that thy don't want your help, but then you realize later that they aren't dead, and they built an underwater city called Rapture and you have to fight robots and all these other weird things and help little girls. Then later you die in a ship wreck and launched into outer space and land on some planet and die. but later you are revived by some people that help you save the galaxy in an epic battle against the Collectors then you become an assassin.........Oh wait......

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Yea, all of my crew survived except for Thane, the assassin. Which fucking sucks because he was awesome. When he dies I literally yelled out, "No! Not Thane!".....Well, in my head I did

    • caboose1177

      9 years ago

      Hi!

    • LuciferMD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Le Guardian

      9 years ago

      In reply to Raindove_89, #1: it was so funny i was watching him on conan, before it gets taken of of hulu, and when ever he would laugh it sounded like a giggle. but still Jeff Bridges is awesome he's "the dude" he even talked about communicating with dolphins while on LSD.

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Oh. Okay. Just making sure

    • caboose1177

      9 years ago

      This season of 24 is 1000 times different from all the other seasons.

      What do you think of it so far?

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Not wolves. COURAGE WOLF!

    • NightFlier01

      9 years ago

      In reply to Raindove_89, #6:

      But your a woman.....oh my god!

    • Miztli

      9 years ago

      the shirts will be fitted for both sexes and colored shirts will cost a tiny bit extra...

      but i have to say...that design with a green shirt works..and i never though of that...thanks

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

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      Never again shall I trust eBay!

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      That's just how bad ass he his, I need to get one of these books, I can't believe legal

    • SoH_Spector

      9 years ago

      Hmm perhaps something I would enjoy reading. But right now I am more focused on getting the The Ragnar Benson Collection

    • NightFlier01

      9 years ago

      That was officially the funniest comment that summerizes that peice of shit game.

      And I think if I started to search through all the Bayonetta Hentai on the internet, I might find a picture just that

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