Rakonat

Male
from St. Ansgar, IA

  • Activity

    • Evil

      9 years ago

      Rakonat

      Its me, being bored, fml

    • Going to Ohio!

      9 years ago

      Rakonat

      Time to fly 4,000 miles to visit the girflriend! God its gonna be a Loooong friday.

    • Funniest thing I've seen in a while

      10 years ago

      Rakonat

      Well, if your a fan of Abridged series, this is for you. Or if your a fan of putting one overly long anime in a nutshell, it might work too. Or if you just like a near constant laugh with plenty of running gags, well you get the idea.

      Watch this shit

    • Tech School

      11 years ago

      Rakonat

      Well for those of you who didn't know, I am now a military member(Air Force HOIU!) and spent six weeks in Lackland, near San Antonio Texas for BMT, and now have 8 weeks in Keesler AFB, by Biloxi Mississippi. Having started classes a day ago, I only have 7 weeks left, and life is a lot better then it was a few weeks ago. Best part, I get my new computer soon, so I won't have to pay 15 cents a minute to check my fucking mail.

      If anyone cares, good for you, but don't expect me to be active till at least after Christmas, Thanksgiving if all goes to plan(it never does). Aside from that, nothing really is happening in my life, so Im gonna go do something more important, ciao.

    • SUNBURN

      12 years ago

      Rakonat

      OW! Spent all day in a pool for the 4th, got out and my entire topside is sunburnt, hurts like a bitch and trying to sleep is even worse. So I get to do a 9 hour train ride trying not to scrape my back against the uncomfortable chairs... yay for me (/wrists)

    • Random mod points...

      12 years ago

      Rakonat

      so yeah, in last few days I've accumilated over 20 mod points with no idea who they came from...Wtf?

    • DOH

      12 years ago

      Rakonat

      WEll, after finishing MEPs, and getting most of my crap for the Air Force done, I met a hot lil chick named Nikita, and spent most of the night snuggling in hotel room last night, the only problem being her roommate(anrgy faces) Well, after we finally said later and went to do our respected paperwork in different branches, I realized I never got her number, or anything to contact her with. What a way to make something so good go so bad.

    • Potter...and other stuff

      12 years ago

      Rakonat

      Well, I don't know how the hell it happened, but now Im suddenly a potter fan...er...boy. I just read books 5 and 6, only about 5 years since I finished the first 4. I don't know why, but I'm suddenly more interested in the series then I was when I finished the first 4. Some things suprised me, some things made me laugh, others almost made me want to tear the book and half, and I spent alot feeling sorry for various characters. But what can I say, Im a fairly emotional person when I get into a book(No I didnt cry when the Dumby died.)

      All in all I was very happy with how she ended it , and how she is finally putting characters to where I think they shoudl have been at the book four. Sadly I won't be around when the final book comes out, as I will be at book camp for the Air Force(suprise?) But hey, at least I'll have money and a free rank promotion for making eagle scout.

    • 320 Facts you dont need

      12 years ago

      Rakonat

      1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley's Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.
      2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.
      3. The "57" on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.
      4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person.
      5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.
      6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn't digest itself.
      7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
      8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.
      9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
      10. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
      11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
      12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son.
      13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number.
      14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
      15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately).
      16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
      17. The ZIP in "ZIP code" means Zoning Improvement Plan.
      18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
      19. A "2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
      20. It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk.
      21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar
      22. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
      23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print.
      24. The "spot" on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
      25. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
      26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.
      27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively).
      28. Camel's have three eyelids.
      29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
      30. John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son.
      31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.
      32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system.
      33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.
      34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.
      35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.
      36. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
      37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
      38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name "soyce".
      39. Slugs have four noses.
      40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
      41. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).
      42. India has a Bill of Rights for cows.
      43. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON'T TRY IT, DUMBASS)
      44. During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing.
      45. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.
      46. About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States.
      47. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
      48. Over a course of about eleven years, the sun's magnetic poles switch places. This cycle is called "Solarmax".
      49. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.
      50. Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters.
      51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
      52. The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
      53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That's more than sharks.
      54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.
      55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.
      56. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
      57. The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
      58. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour.
      59. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original.
      60. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

    • 320 Facts you dont need (continue'd)

      12 years ago

      Rakonat

      61. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.
      62. The largest amount of money you can have without having change for a dollar is $1.19 (3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies cannot be divided into a dollar).
      63. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".
      64. IBM's motto is "Think". Apple later made their motto "Think different".
      65. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white, due to low budget.
      66. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
      67. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
      68. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is.
      69. The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.
      70. When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived.
      71. In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In South Africa, someone dies due to HIV or AIDS every 10 minutes.
      72. Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald's.
      73. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, which Motorola got their name from.
      74. In the US, about 127 million adults are overweight or obese; worldwide, 750 million are overweight and 300 million more are obese. In the US, 15% of children in elementary school are overweight; 20% are worldwide.
      75. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward).
      76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, "Red Vineyard at Arles".
      77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
      78. One in ten people live on an island.
      79. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
      80. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%.
      81. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
      82. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
      83. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek.
      84. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
      85. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model.
      86. The sound you here when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head.
      87. More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).
      88. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
      89. There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas.
      90. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
      91. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
      92. Back in the mid to late '80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.
      93. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
      94. Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public).
      95. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
      96. Jim Henson first coined the word "Muppet". It is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet."
      97. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words "North" and "South).
      98. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company's first ads in 1896.
      99. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity.
      100. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
      101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.
      102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome".
      103. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
      104. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.
      105. China has more English speakers than the United States.
      106. Finnish folklore says that when Santa comes to Finland to deliver gifts, he leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko instead. According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols, who visits homes on New Year's Eve after everyone is asleep, and if a plate is set out for him, he fills it with cookies and cakes.
      107. One in every 9000 people is an albino.
      108. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
      109. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
      110. Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.
      111. Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.
      112. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.
      113. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
      114. In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.
      115. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
      116. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
      117. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
      118. Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity.
      119. About 55% of all movies are rated R.

  • Comments (57)

    • RunninMan

      9 years ago

      <.< >.>

    • PVTMcGriddle

      10 years ago

      that one is sarah kerrigan
      images.starcraftcz.com/clanky/nova.jpg thats nova

    • churchTEA

      10 years ago

      ROFLMAO

    • FleetCommand

      10 years ago

      must have more fuel rods smiley0.gif

      ya sure u can use it
      would u like a link to a bigger pic smiley10.gif

    • pugsley11889

      10 years ago

      lol i love that movie

    • kitty_kat94

      10 years ago

      i'm sorry to ask but....
      num num num?

    • noob55

      10 years ago

      lol thats pretty awesome, alll lord of the rings style huh?
      u should get a pic of both of them

    • Zant

      10 years ago

      Hello.

    • Naepa

      10 years ago

      the image is from the arby and the chief machinima series.

    • maniaofidiot

      10 years ago

      Actually, If you get into a banshee as soon as it explodes, you'll stay in it, unharmed. I was floating down the stream for about an hour.

    • SgtBuckwheat

      10 years ago

      No, I was bored. I get bored easily. I also like playing with rope and tying knots. It seemed like a good idea, and it was a lot of fun.

    • DaxxonFord

      10 years ago

      in response to you image comment:
      no it's not from marvel zombies
      it's from punisher issue 31 I believe
      wolverine lost his face to the punisher earlier
      and then the punisher fought an army of midgets

      ...I'm totally not kidding about that

    • Halomate

      11 years ago

      the ac-130 would be shot down so fast it wouldnt know what hit it you think those ships dont have AA?

    • rabid_usagi

      11 years ago

      Yes, indeed. Evangelion is fucking awesome.

    • Spazinator

      11 years ago

      He has the same look my dog has when I give him raw hides, "Touch the bone and I get two of your fingers..."

      yeah, it's a contest for him...

    • Unholy_Crab1

      11 years ago

      Eh, destroy anyone you feel like for now.

    • Raynos Wild Eagle

      11 years ago

      How does that F-22 concept look anything like an F-4?

      And the Harrier replacement, the F-35B variant, will be a MARINE CORPS fighter, the Navy is getting a carrier version designed for catapult launching, not VTOL.

    • Hale

      11 years ago

      You know, I don't think it was his gun. Think he used Rattrap's a time or two? Can't remember...
      Hahahah! And yeah, even stayed in beast mode just so it'd be fair, and still kicked its ass. Oh, and then they showed later on in the series, he had the clone hide pinned up on his bunk wall. XD

    • Spazinator

      11 years ago

      everyone knows that, it's just the author is a dreamer.

    • FluffyLizard

      11 years ago

      Mitch Hedburg

    • FluffyLizard

      11 years ago

      lol

    • FleetCommand

      11 years ago

      sounds right to me

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      Well, I'm hoping for SF, which should be a little less desk-ish compared to Comm or something like that. If not SF, then I put Services second, then Intel third. If nothing else, I put missiles fourth, because it would be a good chance to get my masters degree and cross flow into something else. But yeah, training fucking sucks. smiley0.gif It will be SO nice to put on those butters and get the fuck outta this place. smiley8.gif

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      Year and a half, and I feel every fucking second of it passing. smiley8.gif

      Rank/job/base?

      Post edited 2/23/08 5:07PM

    • Ptree

      11 years ago

      What do you mean?

    • gunfire

      11 years ago

      a burning zombie is alot worse then a horde of zombies!

    • sachiel

      11 years ago

      Oh please, Misato would be too busy having sex with Kaji to care.

    • spoothead101

      11 years ago

      you seem like the kind of person that spend almost no time in this site, and only comes on occasionally to poke fun at the world, and spout a few word of wisdom to those that would take it. in other words my kind of guy,
      come an join me in the merry making by kicking a small puppy!

    • Spartan11pie

      12 years ago

      XD

    • Spartan11pie

      12 years ago

      ! I never thought of it like that....or maybe you ppl are thinking too hard XD

    • Nathan219

      12 years ago

      BTW, im actually eating tacos, for dinner

    • Nathan219

      12 years ago

      heck yah man
      and tacos are awesome at LAN parties

    • Skidmarkman

      12 years ago

      That would suck...
      I only said it once!
      No you're going to hell...
      Damnit...

    • Foamy26

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the image comments.

    • Spartan11pie

      12 years ago

      DO U BE IN THE ARMY??? Sweet, you're in what branch of the millitary? And I just gotta torrent Republic Commando...

    • jakester259

      12 years ago

      dude best comment of the day lolz

    • katern

      12 years ago

      FLCL is very funny and Neon Genisis Evangelion is a awsome anime

    • halodork45

      12 years ago

      #2, eh?

      that doesn't suprise me

    • demonchild66

      12 years ago

      what do you mean'you cant be real'?

    • Red_Maverick

      12 years ago

      Only things that are alive can be sent back in time?

      The Terminator was sent back twice before T-1000 was sent back, and there isn't square inch of living tissue on it.

      He didn't "get in" the time machine. Skynet sent him back to kill Arnie, so he couldn't save the kid.

      At least that was my understanding.

    • mdfq3

      12 years ago

      check out my new avatar

    • tompas

      12 years ago

      Don't even get me started on Starcraft: Ghost!!!

    • outlawgrave

      13 years ago

      i love lacus

    • suicidal_sal

      13 years ago

      Happy Fourth of July, eh...

    • bukaka

      13 years ago

      Eureka Seven

    • 40thousand

      13 years ago

      Lol yeah.

    • 40thousand

      13 years ago

      Great one. See the meat rocket?

      I prefer Mtn. Dew....

    • ANTX81

      13 years ago

      something i found to be HISTERICAL!!;

      uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Neon_Genesis_Evangelion

    • egamer86

      13 years ago

      To find the Hellsing OVA I used torrents.

    • the_me

      13 years ago

      At the very right.

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