RetroChimp

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from Omaha, NE

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    • Summer's out for the School Year

      14 years ago

      RetroChimp

      So, yeah.

      School starts in about two weeks and, and before college I never would have even dreamed it possible of feeling this way, I cannot wait for summer vacation to be over. I am so sick of my family it's not even funny. They're nice people and all, but I've already spent about fifteen years in their presence, collectively, and it's time to move on. Finally I'll get to spend every waking moment living with some of the coolest people including one of the best guitar players I've ever met. God damn, college rocks.

    • Blah

      14 years ago

      RetroChimp

      Blah!

      Discuss

    • Ann Coulter

      14 years ago

      RetroChimp

      I have recently become interested in this woman. If you haven't heard of her, she is a pretty far right columnist famous for her mainly ad hominim and un-backed-up (not really a word) diatribes against the liberals of this nation whom she calls "traitors" (see her second to latest book "Treason" which I have not read, but am interested in). An example of an un-backed-up claim: in www.anncoulter.org/cgi-local/article.cgi?article=20 entitled "Saddam In Custody -- Moore, Soros, Dean Still At Large," she says that Michael Moore "has said he hopes more Americans will die in Iraq." I was unable to find this quote on Google after an extensive search, which surprised me since I figured a line like that would have popped up on several websites, but the only places I could find it were in copies of Miss Coulter's article. If anyone knows where to find this, please tell me. Otherwise, at least in this case, she's full of poo and is taking a potshot at a man who is an easy and unfortunately "large" target (I feel his pain). By the way, she doesn't fail to make a snide comment on his girth.
      She also claims that, essentially, liberals have been completely wrong about everything ever, and that anything ever positive has been because of conservatives. I do not at all deny that conservatives have done some great things in this country (none that I can think of off-hand, but I'm new to this whole political scene) but that liberals have never contributed anything? Granted, I have not read much of her stuff as of yet so don't quote me on that, but from the few columns that I have read and the excerpts from her books quoted by Al Franken in "Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair And Balanced Look At The Right," (a recommended read for everyone because not only is it informative, it's funny) that is the impression that I get.
      Oddly enough, the term "liberal" apparently applies to not only groups like the ACLU, but also the KKK and The Feminist Movement. So, by means of deduction, could one ascertain that since Feminists are liberals they are always wrong and, ergo, women shouldn't be allowed to vote? Just asking, like I said, I don't know much and have barely read the woman's "work", but it'd be funny to ask Miss Coulter that very question.
      Finally, I just wanted to leave you (whoever happens to be reading and has made it this far without getting bored or turned off by my poor grammar, constant comma splicing, and parenthetical asides) with a quote that I found in one of her columns. I will link the column web address just to show you that I didn't take this out of context, although, in all fairness, she could be just being wry:
      "So now, the entire country is ignoring liberals. I'm the canary in the coal mine." God bless you, Miss Coulter, you are the last line of defense between the poisonous gasses that are we liberals and common decent folk. www.anncoulter.org/cgi-local/article.cgi?article=45
      I would advise all liberals, moderates, and intelligent conservatives to read her column. She could give Dave Barry a run for his money in the humor section, except that he knows he's funny.

      But hey, what the hell do I know? I'm just a lazy, idealistic, middle-american liberal.

    • Summer

      14 years ago

      RetroChimp

      Ah, Summer, a really hot time of year in Nebraska with occasional snow (fuck Nebraska weather), but no school.

    • Bah

      14 years ago

      RetroChimp

      School is almost over. It's crazy to think that I only have about 4 weeks to raise my GPA. Fuck.

    • Winter

      14 years ago

      RetroChimp

      So, winter break is upon us, or rather, me. 32 days home from college. Sweet.

    • College

      14 years ago

      RetroChimp

      I'm 8 Weeks into my Freshman year of college and I've discovered one thing: Lincoln sucks, and Omaha rules. Hear that Lincolnites?

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  • Comments (18)

    • Lopage

      12 years ago

      What, no way, you've seen "Noises Off!", I thought that I was the only 1who known about it? Sincerely, Lopage!

    • gymeg04

      13 years ago

      I got it day after x-mas when i was featured for the day

    • gymeg04

      14 years ago

      Sup!

    • gymeg04

      14 years ago

      L-TOWN! Lol, did you read Guz's livejournal. I guess we all have prison names now.

    • gymeg04

      14 years ago

      YOU MISSED SUCH A RANDOM MOVIE!!! OMG!!! WWII TO BEATLES MUSIC!!!

    • gymeg04

      14 years ago

      He hates you Rogggggggggger! Rowr!

    • RetroChimp

      14 years ago

      I sleep now

    • gymeg04

      14 years ago

      Bring the atmospherium to the skeleton!

      Oh Well.

    • RetroChimp

      14 years ago

      Generally, the earth opens a giant chasm through which the evil of ages emerges to wreak havoc on our world. Sometimes, though, I just get a headache.

    • gymeg04

      14 years ago

      "Staring in one direction for 2.7 hours"

      What happens at 2.8 hours?

    • RetroChimp

      14 years ago

      Oh you know it. I just watched some tonight.

    • gymeg04

      14 years ago

      Red Dwarf owns!

    • gymeg04

      14 years ago

      Omg! War of the Dead! Lol, I actually dreamed about a combination of War of the Worlds and Land of the Dead. It was aliens versus smart zombies, except I would have paid the ticket for it is was so random!

    • bluescar

      14 years ago

      Stephen Lynch makes me snort

    • rvbismyhero

      14 years ago

      Yay for unpaid parking tickets!

      Just thought I'd throw a comment in there...I hate the parking nazis of Lincoln...they suck...

      ~Jordan

    • gymeg04

      14 years ago

      virtual boy...i thought nintendo banned that phrase...still like it in protest...mario tennis...

    • gymeg04

      14 years ago

      Oh yeah, figment this message! lol

    • Tyigra

      14 years ago

      Awww. Your avatar's so cute! Weird Al and Monty Python rock. I got a chance to play Wario Land on the virtual boy once. If only that platform didn't make people sick...it's pretty interesting.

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