Ridik

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    • 2 winners!

      13 years ago

      Ridik

      yea o.k the contest has ended 2 days b4 i said but no one was posting any images so i thought, what the hell

      the winning 2 are:

      chedmans:
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      orangemonkeys:
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      u will each get 20 modds each by posting in this journal
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      in other news:

      my favourite joke EVER:

      3 men are at the bar when a 4th stumbles in, obviously drunk. he spots the 3 men and waddles over to where they are sitting. he points at one man and goes 'i shagged your mum!' the 3 men just turn and ignore him. ' i did your mum up the ass!' he leers at the man again. the 3 men, slighty irritated, still ignore the drunk. 'i licked your mums pussy and she gave me a blow job!' shouted the drunk at the man again.
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      'look!' said the man as he stood up fast. ' dad your pissed, go home!'

    • ARE YOU THE BEST CONTEST!

      13 years ago

      Ridik

      This is a contest from a few journals back, look at its comments to see what u have to beat. it ends November 1st so get editeing
      Time for a contest, and its a biggy

      well heres the objective:

      im going to give you a picture.
      you then try your best to impress me with your computor skills my editing the picture as best as you can!
      E.G adding certain objects, changing colours...ect ect

      the winner is the person who edits the picture to make it look...smooth, has a WOW factor and it has to make me go 'wow s/hes done a good job there..'

      you can enter as many pictures as you want, but 3 modd points per pic. You think thats alot of modds just for a silly contest? you wont when you see the prize.....40 MODD POINTS TO THE WINNER

      if you are confused on what 2 do then message me and ill show you.

      THE PICTURE TO EDIT IS:
      lake20and20farm20copy4qn.jpg

      in the case of a tie the 40 modds will be shared

    • Logos anyone?

      13 years ago

      Ridik

      well

      me and orange monkey have made a website.
      its just up 2day so it wont be perfect....at all. Its all about logos and designs, so if your wanting your name in a cool font, glowing difrent colours,explosions in the backgournd, amazing effects, 3d fonts and cool images? then u better not go to our site...nah im kidding we have all of that, and more. infact ^that^ description doesnt even touch the surface of the things me and orange monkey (merlin) can do.

      so pop down to out site, regester and your on your way to the best logos this side of the internet. heres the link: smiley11.gifLoGo-GeN smiley11.gif

      few things:
      if you want a logo, sign onto the forum and post your request in that thread

      tell everybody you can about this site. even if your talking about somthing compleatly diffrent to your friends like: why the prices of porn are so high?, just burst out LoGo-GeN and its allllllll gd. o.k yea u might get some funny looks and long moments of no one talking may urupt BUT but at least ur helping us help you! Thats what im saying.

      PS on my latest journal there is a contest for 40 modd points, it is still going and it is VERY close. i recomend u look at my last journal and give it ago

    • 'Are-you-the-best?' contest!

      13 years ago

      Ridik

      Time for a contest, and its a biggy

      well heres the objective:

      im going to give you a picture.
      you then try your best to impress me with your computor skills my editing the picture as best as you can!
      E.G adding certain objects, changing colours...ect ect

      the winner is the person who edits the picture to make it look...smooth, has a WOW factor and it has to make me go 'wow s/hes done a good job there..'

      you can enter as many pictures as you want, but 3 modd points per pic. You think thats alot of modds just for a silly contest? you wont when you see the prize.....40 MODD POINTS TO THE WINNER

      if you are confused on what 2 do then message me and ill show you.

      THE PICTURE TO EDIT IS:
      lake20and20farm20copy4qn.jpg

      in the case of a tie the 40 modds will be shared

    • Ways to annoy the Pizza Guy

      13 years ago

      Ridik

      Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
      Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
      After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
      Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
      Answer their questions with questions.
      Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
      Ask for chips/fries with everything!
      Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
      Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
      Ask if them if they get a free date with one of the staff if you make order over $30.
      Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
      Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
      Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
      Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
      Ask if you they can put food color in the cheese.
      Ask the man/woman if they can sculpt the pizza into your favorite celebrity.
      Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.
      Ask to see a menu.
      Ask what the order taker is wearing.
      Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
      Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
      backwards pizza your order
      Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
      Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
      Change your accent every three seconds.
      Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
      Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
      Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
      Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
      Doze of the oroff in the middle der, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"
      Eliminate verbs from your speech.
      Engage in some serious swapping.
      Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your time of day wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.
      Haggle.
      Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
      If (s)a she suggests ide order, ask why (s)he is punishing you.
      If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."
      If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
      If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
      If you live next door or on the same block as the pizza place, ask them to deliver with their pizza truck.
      Imitate the order taker's voice.
      In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
      Keep telling the order taker about the other pizza place you sued last year.
      Laugh every minute or two, mention the cat in the microwave!
      Learn the topping codes or abbreviations and use them instead of the name (e.g. pp instead of double pepperoni).
      Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it
      Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
      Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
      Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
      Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
      Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.
      Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say, "I said, 'sauce smothered with meat'."
      Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.
      Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
      Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
      Order a one-inch pizza.
      Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
      Order a steamed pizza.
      Order one with ants.
      Order term life insurance.
      Order the most expensive pizza and have it sent to your boss!
      Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
      Order using lines from different movies (Luke, I am your "customer"-Darth Vader)
      Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
      Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
      Order your pizza, singing in falseto!
      Pass the phone around to everyone in the house -- have each person change the order a little.
      Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
      Play a sitar in the background.
      Pretend that you were trying to call 911 when they tell you you have the wrong # say oh well start to order... In the middle of your order stop and start to panic and yell “IT’S ABOUT TO BLOW†and hang up.
      Pretend your flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War while ordering.
      Psychoanalyze the order taker.
      Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
      Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
      Put them on hold.
      Quote Carl Sandberg.
      Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
      Repeat every third third word twice
      When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
      Start the conversation with "My Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and. . . action!"
      Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
      When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"
      Say, "Are you sure this is Pizza Place? When they say yes, say, "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, Pizza Place, start to cry and ask, "Do you know

    • How to Annoy people in an elevator...

      13 years ago

      Ridik

      Act like a dog, growl at people.
      Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.â€Â
      Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
      Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
      Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
      Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?â€Â
      Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
      Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
      Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
      Bring a chair along.
      Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
      Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!â€Â
      Call out, “Group hug!†and enforce it.
      Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
      Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
      Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
      Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
      Collect an elevator tax.
      Count down from 100,000 out loud.
      Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?â€Â
      Do Tai Chi exercises.
      Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.â€Â
      Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!
      Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.
      Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!â€Â
      Eat jello through a straw.
      Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
      Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
      Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
      Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements
      Give religious tracts to each passenger.
      Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.
      Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.
      Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
      Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
      Have a picnic in the elevator.
      Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?â€Â
      Holler “Chutes away!†whenever the elevator descends.
      Hug yourself.
      Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
      If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them "was it good for you too?"
      Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.
      Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.
      Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
      Lean against the button panel.
      Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!â€Â
      Leave a box between the doors.
      Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
      Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)
      Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
      Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
      Make farm noises.
      Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
      Make sure the emergency phone is working.
      Meow occasionally.
      Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
      Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.
      Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.
      Offer hitman services.
      Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
      On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
      On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink†at the bottom.
      Open a lemonade stand.
      Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.
      Pick your nose.
      Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
      Play dead.
      Play patty--cake with the door.
      Play the harmonica.
      Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.
      Pray to Budda.
      Preach about the end of the world.
      Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.
      Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
      Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
      Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
      Read a book upside down.
      Recite poetry in monotone.
      Request for people to watch you Riverdance.
      Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
      Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.â€Â
      Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
      Sell Girl Scout cookies.
      Shadow box.
      Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
      Sing “Mary had a little lamb†while continually pushing buttons.
      Sing: "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve's, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes like this!" to the tune of "camp town lady".....pause.....repeat....
      Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
      Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
      Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!†and move to the far corner of the elevator.
      And my favourite:
      Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!â€Â

    • What not to do while...

      13 years ago

      Ridik

      What not to do while watching Lord of the rings

      1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

      2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

      3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

      4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

      5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

      6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

      7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

      8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

      9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

      10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue! "

      11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN! "

      12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

      13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

      14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

      15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

      16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

      17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

      18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

      19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

      20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

      21. When Shelob (spider) comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go! "

    • I wanna be a pig...yea..

      13 years ago

      Ridik

      If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
      (Hardly seems worth it.)

      If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
      (Now that's more like it!)

      The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
      (Oh my.)

      A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
      (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

      A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
      (I'm still not over the pig.)

      Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
      (Don't try this at home, maybe at work.)

      The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
      ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

      The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
      (30 minutes... lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

      The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
      (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

      Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
      (I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity.)

      Butterflies taste with their feet.
      (Something I always wanted to know.)

      The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
      (Hmmmmmm...)

      Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
      (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

      Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
      (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

      A cat's urine glows under a black light.
      (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

      An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
      (I know some people like that.)

      Starfish have no brains.
      (sucks to be them)

      Polar bears are left-handed.
      (so they die nine years younger...gutted)


      Humans and dolphins are the only species known to have sex for pleasure.
      (What about that pig??)

    • A JOKE AND A CONTEST

      13 years ago

      Ridik

      A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

      He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

      The cop asked, "What's he like?"

      The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big boobs."


      just a lil joke der

      and now a quiz

      A man has been alone for 15 years, he lives alone and never leaves his house. one day he waters his plants, turns off all the lights and walks out to never return again. his action resulted in the death of 6 men. WHY? person who gets this right get 2 or more mods depending on how fast this is done ( just so i know that no ones cheating)

      PS the orange monkey is bannedfrom this AND he knows y


      ITS OVER

    • The AIM officer - part one

      13 years ago

      Ridik

      hybr1d the0ry x: Yo yo

      theAIMofficer095: Hi. I am Steven Bailey of America Online. We have gotten complaints that the screen name hybr1dthe0ryx has been using foul language. As you know, we do not tolerate that kind of behavior. We are giving you one warning and if this persists, we will have to terminate your account. Thank you and have a nice day.

      hybr1d the0ry x: yeah, thats cool

      hybr1d the0ry x: I don't really care tho

      theAIMofficer095: Have a nice day.

      hybr1d the0ry x: whats poppin

      hybr1d the0ry x: niQQa

      theAIMofficer095: We do not tolerate that kind of behavior

      hybr1d the0ry x: you forgot a period.

      hybr1d the0ry x: at the end of that sentence

      hybr1d the0ry x: btw

      theAIMofficer095: We will have to terminate your account.

      hybr1d the0ry x: you should probably use AOL

      theAIMofficer095: /traceroute25

      theAIMofficer095: /terminate

      hybr1d the0ry x: before you try making a profile like that

      hybr1d the0ry x: :p

      hybr1d the0ry x: Cool commands o.O

      hybr1d the0ry x: now what?

      theAIMofficer095: ii.......@mac/traceroute72

      hybr1d the0ry x: and.. ?

      theAIMofficer095: Your account will be terminated in 72 hours.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Ahh, I see.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Can you make it sooner?

      theAIMofficer095: Have a nice day.

      hybr1d the0ry x: I'm very.. bored.

      theAIMofficer095: We are giving you 72 hours to say good bye.

      theAIMofficer095: Have a nice day.

      hybr1d the0ry x: who's we?

      theAIMofficer095: America Online.

      hybr1d the0ry x: I thought it was

      hybr1d the0ry x: Time Warner AOL

      hybr1d the0ry x: Didn't you guys merge?

      theAIMofficer095: No sir.

      hybr1d the0ry x: So you guys, didn't merge

      hybr1d the0ry x: ?

      theAIMofficer095: This is America Online tech support.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Time Warner, AOL.

      hybr1d the0ry x: right?

      theAIMofficer095: No.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Why not?

      theAIMofficer095: It is not part of Time Warner, AOL.

      theAIMofficer095: It is it's own seperate organization.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Oh...

      hybr1d the0ry x: So how much do they pay you to do this?

      theAIMofficer095: It is designed to assist Customers with troubleshooting.

      hybr1d the0ry x: But.. you messed up on punctuation before

      hybr1d the0ry x: look

      hybr1d the0ry x: theAIMofficer095: We do not tolerate that kind of behavior

      hybr1d the0ry x: Are you supposed to be a bot or somthing?

      theAIMofficer095: No.

      hybr1d the0ry x: So you're a real person?

      theAIMofficer095: I am Steven Bailey of AOL.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Oh.

      theAIMofficer095: Yes.

      hybr1d the0ry x: How much do they pay you?

      theAIMofficer095: That doesn't concern you.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Oh..

      theAIMofficer095: Have a nice day.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Why are you doing this?

      theAIMofficer095: Do you have any more questions?

      hybr1d the0ry x: !!

      hybr1d the0ry x: Aren't you enjoying our convo?

      hybr1d the0ry x: Well yeah.

      hybr1d the0ry x: I don't want my account terminated :-(

      theAIMofficer095: I have had reports of this screen name using foul language.

      hybr1d the0ry x: HeH HeH HeH

      hybr1d the0ry x: That's a lie!

      hybr1d the0ry x: Who told you that?!

      theAIMofficer095: I will be forced to use all necessary measures.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Ooh...

      hybr1d the0ry x: What should I do?

      theAIMofficer095: We are giving you a warning.

      theAIMofficer095: If we see this behavior again, we will terminate the account within 72 hours.

      theAIMofficer095: Have a nice day.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Oh.

      hybr1d the0ry x: So stevey

      hybr1d the0ry x: how's the family?

      theAIMofficer095: This is tech support.

      theAIMofficer095: Sorry for the inconvienence.

      hybr1d the0ry x: It's all good.

      hybr1d the0ry x: What's up?

      theAIMofficer095: This is tech support.

      theAIMofficer095: We do not answer such questions.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Why not?

      hybr1d the0ry x: Is it because i'm white?

      theAIMofficer095: Because this is tech support.

      hybr1d the0ry x: WHATS YOUR MANAGER'S SCREENAME

      hybr1d the0ry x: IM GOING TO HAVE A CHAT WITH HIM

      theAIMofficer095: I am the manager.

      theAIMofficer095: And I am not racist.

      hybr1d the0ry x: You can't start sentences with "And"

      hybr1d the0ry x: C'mon man.

      theAIMofficer095: I am not a bot.

      theAIMofficer095: I am not perfect.

      hybr1d the0ry x: It's alright man.

      hybr1d the0ry x: So then let's talk.

      hybr1d the0ry x: How's life?

      hybr1d the0ry x: Are you in like a box or somthing?

      theAIMofficer095: No.

      theAIMofficer095: I do not answer such questions.

      theAIMofficer095: I am only here for technical support.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Oh..

      hybr1d the0ry x: alright alright

      hybr1d the0ry x: remember that time in highschool

      hybr1d the0ry x: when we teepee'd the principal's car

      hybr1d the0ry x: oh man, that shit was fun

      hybr1d the0ry x: how's kelly?

      theAIMofficer095: I do not answer such questions.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Cmon stevey!

      hybr1d the0ry x: You gotta remember that..

      hybr1d the0ry x: Does your mom still make those awesome cookies?

      theAIMofficer095: I am tech support.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Ya know, the ones with the choclate chips?

      hybr1d the0ry x: Yah, I know.

      hybr1d the0ry x: What's it like there?

      theAIMofficer095: I do not answer such questions sir.

      hybr1d the0ry x: Listen. here's the plan

      hybr1d the0ry x: at 6 pm (EST)

      hybr1d the0ry x: im gonna come with my truck

      hybr1d the0ry x: im bustin you outta there

      hybr1d the0ry x: be ready man

      hybr1d the0ry x: IM GETTING YOU FREE

      theAIMofficer095: I am tech support sir.

      hybr1d the0ry x: YES I KNOW

      hybr1d the0ry x: But man

      theAIMofficer095: I do not answer such questions

      hybr1d the0ry x: When did I ask a question???

      theAIMofficer095: Have a nice day.

      hybr1d the0ry x: WHAT?

      hybr1d the0ry x: Do you still have that fetish for feet?

      hybr1d the0ry x: You were the man in highschool! You still got that bitching' camaro?

      theAIMofficer095: We do not tolerate that kind of language.

      hybr1d the0ry x: What?

      hybr1d the0ry x: What'd I say!

      theAIMofficer095: You are using foul language.

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