Riley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riledotcom

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    • 4 years ago

      Riley Riledotcom
    • This is gonna be gross. I'm sorry in advance.

      5 years ago

      Riley Riledotcom

      About 11 months ago, I'm hanging out in RT sponsor chat doing my thing when this green and blue hair and faced kid pops in and says something along the lines of "I'm about to eat a bunch of gazillion Scoville peppers on Skype, message me if you wanna watch." And I thought why would I NOT want to watch someone light himself on fire? My internet was crapping out and I had no webcam so I couldn't even see anyone on the call and spent most of it whining, but I could hear the absolute carnage of a man eating blazing hot peppers and washing them down with a gallon of orange cream rum.

      Apparently I thought this was the kinda man I should be after??? I don't know either.

      Within the month he'd presumptuously asked me for a Skype date and even though the whole date I was making fun of his favorite movie and "bone marrow donation" was googled by the end of the night, I was pretty smitten immediately. One week later we were dating. Two months more and he flew from New Mexico to West Virginia to see me.

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      (The Skype dating in between sometimes amounted to dark times.)

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      But once we finally met we were super cute together.

      He flew back out for Thanksgiving and his birthday. Driving back to the airport was even harder than the first time, but he tried to keep us both together by swearing the next time he came to West Virginia, he wouldn't have to leave after a few days.

      The next six months were some of the hardest of my life. We saw each other only on Skype and killed ourselves trying to figure out how to get someone in Podunk, WV, to hire a guy from the southwestern desert.

      On May 15, 2014, our efforts were paid off when I got to watch him pull a giant moving truck complete with car trailer into my interstate exit and knew he really wouldn't be leaving again. My hot best friend moved 1700 miles with everything he owned to be with me and everything was amazing!

      Now we're in the process of buying a house:
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      And we just got engaged!
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      (And it was gross. He took me to one of my favorite places on earth and got down on one knee like a real gentleman.)

      And now, because of this website, and because of you, dear friends...
      I get to marry the man of my dreams on May 15, 2015.

      Thank you.

    • 5 years ago

      Riley Riledotcom
    • Well, now that he's been here a month...

      5 years ago

      Riley Riledotcom

      I guess I can happily note on something other than Twitter that @CrashCombs is officially a permanent West Virginia resident.

      Hard to believe that I met my very best friend here... and within 9 months he put everything he owned in a truck and drove it 26 hours, 1700 miles, across the country to be close to me.

      Rooster Teeth has been a wonderful part of my life for almost 8 years now, but I would never have believed it would let me meet someone who has brought me the greatest happiness of my life.

      Grateful for everything.

      Obligatory gross photo.
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    • Oh gosh oh gosh

      5 years ago

      Riley Riledotcom

      Worst. Accidental. Submit. Ever.

      I was trying to say it's been a year since I started frequenting sponsor chat but now I'm just gonna go get under a rock.

    • 5 years ago

      Riley Riledotcom
    • 5 years ago

      Riley Riledotcom
    • 7 years of madness

      5 years ago

      Riley Riledotcom

      My 15th birthday party was Red vs. Blue themed. We played laser tag at a local joint and every one of my friends - regardless of their interest or lack thereof in RT - had to dress in appropriate character colors. I was, of course, Tex.

      I cannot believe that 7 years have passed.

      I turn 22 in a handful of days and I'm totally floored that Rooster Teeth and the community are still such a big part of my life. I have made some of the best friends ever during my time here and even picked up a cute boyfriend along the way.

      So here's to 7 more years of web-comedy bliss. Love to you all!

    • 5 years ago

      Riley Riledotcom
    • 5 years ago

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  • Comments (271)

    • Nabohs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold We Want The Funk

      4 years ago

      Congrats on the FU/Wedding!

    • Elyessi RTX Press

      4 years ago

      Congrats on the FU-Wedding!! So romantic!!

    • dmbdan41 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      4 years ago

      Congrats on your FU/Wedding! Not sure which you should be more proud of, but either way, happy Riley-Day!

    • DRosales

      4 years ago

      Congrats on your Featured User status! First the wedding, then this! Definitely a great day for you :D

    • Dani Danimals

      4 years ago

      Happy FU/Wedding/Best Day to you Riley! smiley12.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Dylan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Davesexual

      4 years ago

      WOOOOOOO!

    • Dudemoo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT_ON & RT_OTT admin

      4 years ago

      Congrats on being the featured user! YOU. ARE. SPECIAL!!! smiley13.gif

      • Dudemoo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT_ON & RT_OTT admin

        4 years ago

        And congrats on the husband! ENJOY THE HONEYMOON!

    • indiart28 RTX 2017 Guardian

      4 years ago

      Congratulations on earning the Achievement: "Featured User!"

    • MrVash

      4 years ago

      Congrats on being Featured User!

    • Giries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PA Guardian

      4 years ago

      Congrats on the marriage and the FU Riley! smiley13.gif

    • IdkBlue Praise Newbs

      4 years ago

      merry featured user day!

    • Riadect

      4 years ago

      Good job on the lava cakes. Re-listening to the podcast and that was nice of you.

    • meeka

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day! smiley13.gif

    • DonnieZOMBiE Jensaarai

      5 years ago

      Congrats on being a Featured User!

    • Elyessi RTX Press

      5 years ago

      Happy FU!

    • bonesof69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day

    • optimus2020 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Happy FU! And congrats on the recent engagement!

    • ailsarocks Community Stylist

      5 years ago

      Woo! Happy FU day love!! smiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

    • hypershot12

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day!! smiley1.gifsmiley0.gif

    • GodslilTippy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Yay!!!! Congrats on being a FU!!! =D

    • Cointoss250 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Heads or Tails

      5 years ago

      CONGRATS ON FU!!! smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Dani Danimals

      5 years ago

      YAYYY Happy FU day girl!! smiley0.gifsmiley13.gif

    • Tuuli

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day!! smiley13.gifsmiley13.gif

    • MrVash

      5 years ago

      Congrats on being Featured User!

    • IdkBlue Praise Newbs

      5 years ago

      merry featured user day!

    • Theory721 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=ishXCFayimY you'll enjoy this

    • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Present! Hope you like it smiley1.gif
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      • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        Yeah! Glad you like it smiley0.gif

      • Riley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riledotcom

        5 years ago

        Thank you so much! I love it :)

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      5 years ago

      THANK YOU FOR THE CHRISTMAS CARD!!! smiley12.gif

      Hope your Christmas was merry as well. ^_^

    • AllTimeTessa

      5 years ago

      Hey! Did you send me a Christmas card? I totally don't remember giving you my address, but regardless if I did & don't remember, if it was you, thanks!

      • AllTimeTessa

        5 years ago

        Hahaha Okay, this makes a lot more sense XD But thank you! It's so precious!

      • Riley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riledotcom

        5 years ago

        Oh I asked Lan Anh for it... haha. It's not just available anywhere! :P

      • AllTimeTessa

        5 years ago

        There's RT Secret Santa info .-.
        Haha, I'm like totally not clued in on this XD

      • Riley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riledotcom

        5 years ago

        Hi! Yes I did - haha - I got your address from the RT secret Santa info. :) Hope you have a very Merry Christmas!

    • armeav8r

      5 years ago

      You've been awfully quiet lately.

    • Gomez_Classic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold When's Mahvel

      5 years ago

      I just realized, you may not know what im talkin about, i got the wrong person, I am very sorry.

    • Gomez_Classic FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold When's Mahvel

      5 years ago

      I was (insert Gavin word) when i saw the pic of Barbara. This lead me to the request of friendship, on the S.S. Friend Ship.

    • armeav8r

      5 years ago

      Thanks for accepting the request. You're an analyst I see. What do you analyze?

    • CMTony

      5 years ago

      What you lookin' at girly?

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      • CMTony

        5 years ago

        I never left smiley12.gifsmiley8.gif

      • Riley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riledotcom

        5 years ago

        Is this a roos to get back in my good graces? smiley8.gif

    • KamakaziNES FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold SaneAdjacent

      6 years ago

      punching pillow!

    • Commanderc7

      6 years ago

      I finally got another Camaro to replace my other one! <3

      • Commanderc7

        6 years ago

        I will message you tomorrow when I get it! :D But here is some teaser...

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        Custom Color
        V8
        Restored

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      • Riley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riledotcom

        6 years ago

        That is AWESOME! :D give me details! :)

    • CMTony

      6 years ago

      You love pizza too much.

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      • CMTony

        6 years ago

        Cake :)
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      • Riley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riledotcom

        6 years ago

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      • CMTony

        6 years ago

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      • Riley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riledotcom

        6 years ago

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    • Irishdogmeows FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Irishdogmeows

      6 years ago

      Shout out to lava cakes

    • duckocalypse FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Oregon Donor

      6 years ago

      Congrats on the FU!

      • Riley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riledotcom

        6 years ago

        Thanks! smiley1.gif

    • fiafeiy

      6 years ago

      YAY FU!

      • Riley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riledotcom

        6 years ago

        Thank you! smiley1.gif

    • Cuxim

      6 years ago

      Happy FU!

      • Riley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riledotcom

        6 years ago

        Thank you! smiley1.gif

    • Nakatomi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Funny enough, just last night I caught up to that podcast and saw Bernie eating those. Today I see you are FU, lol!

      Coincidence? I think not!

      I see you're a mustang fan. I love the new redesigned look of the Mustang, but I really really really hate the way they just forgot to do anything to the rear end. It's flat. It's blah. It's plastic. Too much like the '80s mustang. I wish they'd made it a bit more of a homage to the '67 Mustang back end, with the concave curve an a bit more depth. I don't have one, but if money were no object I'd probably have a new Mustang in my top-3 list of cars to get.

      What would you say is your biggest pet peeve with them? Electronics go bad? Poor interior layout/ergonomics? Gas mileage? Handling?

    • Ghost_Ray

      6 years ago

      Happy FU!
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      • Riley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Riledotcom

        6 years ago

        Thank you! smiley1.gifsmiley1.gif

    • Cyber_Kai FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      HAAAAA-PIEEEEE FUUUUU DAIEEEEE!!!!! smiley0.gif

    • Kaoru27Umi Princess of Mars

      6 years ago

      Happy FU~ smiley13.gifsmiley12.gif

    • edwin

      6 years ago

      Uh.

    • Echelea67

      6 years ago

      Happy FU Day!! smiley0.gif

    • Derek

      6 years ago

      Hey look at you!!!

    • Jim_Survak Ain't Nobody

      6 years ago

      I think this is a glitch, you only get one legit FU from me. >:P

    • xlitec13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      And today;s double feature is Riley and Riley!

      Congrats on FU two days in a row!

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