RileyDexter

Female
from Portland, OR

  • Activity

    • PURE GOLD

      9 years ago

      RileyDexter

      I went to my very first strip club last night. It was by far the sleaziest place imaginable.
      The strippers were OLD. I'm talking at least late 40's. They were also quite plump. They had to get off the stage, which didn't even have a pole, to pick their own music from the juke box. Oh, and the women's bathroom is also the changing room. That was an awkward discovery... I've never had a conversation with a stripper before. NLE right there.

      But the drinks were damn good! Strong and cheap, just how I like my men. (joke)

      I struck pure gold with this place. PURE GOLD.

    • you asked for it

      9 years ago

      RileyDexter

      I got the day off today.
      And this is what I did...

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      Shoppiiiiing.
      I'm so precious! So small.

      Yeah, so I'm definitely setting myself up for creep fest '10 with this post.

    • 9 years ago

      RileyDexter
    • tits

      9 years ago

      RileyDexter

      Hello RT buddies! It's me, Danielle. You thought I died but here I am! Oh, you want to know what's new with me?

      Well,

      I'm going to school and working. This is my life. It is not exciting.


      YOUR TURN! What's new with all of YOU?

    • Oh yeah

      10 years ago

      RileyDexter

      I also have a Facebook.
      Same name.

      P.S.
      I still love you guys. <3

    • She Lives

      10 years ago

      RileyDexter

      I don't have a computer anymore!

      Most of my updating is now done on Myspace. HORRIBLE, I know... But you you should add me if you want to stay in touch. :)

      /danielleteuscher

    • I did it guys!

      10 years ago

      RileyDexter

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      It's OVER!!!

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      Then I was doped up and played speed racer in my wheel chair.


      P.S. I'm going to San Diego tomorrow for a week and then running off to Seattle for 4 days. I'm a busy bee.



      EDIT:
      I had my right eyeball removed and replaced with an implant. It was damaged when I was younger and I finally decided to have it removed because it was painful and unsightly. In a few weeks an artist will paint me a new eye that will be able to move just like my other one.

    • spittin' it to the man

      11 years ago

      RileyDexter

      My left eye has been bugging me for about a week now, so today I decided to go to the emergency room. It’s the only way my insurance will let me see an ophthalmologist while I’m in San Diego. It doesn’t make sense, but whatever. When I got there the place was filled to the brim. Then all of the sudden…

      “Bluuuuuuggggh!!!!â€Â

      This dude starts projectile vomiting all over the fucking place. Spewdom was practically raining from the rafters. Partially digested chunks exploded onto the concrete and threatened the bare toes of nearby patients. After a few more violent bursts of barf-fetti he was done. He then sat up straight with his arms crossed and displayed a proud smirk of defiance on his face. Mr. Pukey watched shamelessly as the janitor mopped up his stinky mess. The bathroom was not more than 10 feet away!

      SRSLY. It was epic.

    • you asked for it

      11 years ago

      RileyDexter

      My last journal was starting to bother people, so here's a new one:


      Pretty much the silliest thing ever:
      Read 'About Me'



      So, have you noticed people level grinding on the new karma system??

      Edit:
      I just got my grades back...
      4.0 baby!

    • heh

      11 years ago

      RileyDexter

      In celebration of gay pride month I present to you the GAYEST journal ever:



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  • About Me

  • Comments (937)

    • BaronNomak

      8 years ago

      hey! your alive!

    • JasonThePink

      9 years ago

      Missin ya lady.....back home for good now?

    • jaysto

      9 years ago

      So where the hell have you been smiley10.gif

    • jaysto

      9 years ago

      Im excited you're back.....

    • BaronNomak

      9 years ago

      south, near clackamas and oregon city. totally fun place! *sarcastic smile*

    • BaronNomak

      9 years ago

      well luckily we grew in numbers. i have a few friends from around here who have accounts so we're not that much of a minority lol. so where exactly in portland are you from?

    • BaronNomak

      9 years ago

      hey fellow portlander!

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      9 years ago

      It's nightmare fuel of the highest calibre. I was a little frightened by it while coming up with the storyline.

    • MstrCheif

      9 years ago

      sup, I'm looking for a nerdy pal :)

      just kidding, just a hi :)

    • jaysto

      9 years ago

      where you been, you forgot about all your RT friends smiley2.gif

    • JasonThePink

      9 years ago

      Hey where you at poop stick?

    • THIRDDAY2134

      10 years ago

      If you're looking for a nerdy female pal, message me, It'll be good times

      I'm looking for one lol.

    • kansaspickup

      10 years ago

      i miss you

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      hey you!!!

    • FadingLight

      10 years ago

      What the fuck are YOU doing online?

    • kansaspickup

      10 years ago

      yeah been back since mid-january. sucks about the computer and all. i would prolly call if i had your digits, just got Brian's never did get yours.

      well keep going strong and all that jazz.

      heard your going to Cali again soon, that will be nice.

    • Ganye

      10 years ago

      No! smiley2.gif

    • kansaspickup

      10 years ago

      hey stranger, havent heard from you in ages, is everything going alright in your life. hit me up when you get a chance.

    • gernademan

      10 years ago

      How was your birthday...do anything illegal...lol?

    • cronogold

      10 years ago

      Happy belated birthday!!! smiley12.gif

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      happy birthday!!!!!

    • cronogold

      10 years ago

      Hey! Adding gamertag on Live! ^_^

    • kansaspickup

      10 years ago

      been doing alright myself. allergies really knocked me on my ass when i got back. so im just going to assume im screwed til spring. claritin doesnt do shit for me.

    • kansaspickup

      10 years ago

      hey you know you can talk to me, havent heard from you in forever

    • PeteZahut47

      10 years ago

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    • PeteZahut47

      10 years ago

      That video link in your profile doesnt work. Just a heads up. smiley8.gif

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Well, I'm trying to work things out with Tury, but if he doesn't get on some time soon I'll just say fuck it and have Brian pick me up.

    • kansaspickup

      10 years ago

      give it about 2 weeks and i should be in route home

    • laughingmanx

      10 years ago

      I live in southern Oregon, Woodburn territory. haha!

    • Ashutum

      10 years ago

      What if Im looking for a cutte nerdy female pal??? That aplies too?

    • kansaspickup

      10 years ago

      hey gorgeous, how the heck are you doing this fine holiday day? just saw you were on, thought i might bring a smile to your face.

      ok or a shiteatin grin, one of the too.

      merry christmas

    • kansaspickup

      10 years ago

      yeah, i was wondering when he was going to get that card, i was starting to get worried. its the least i can do for you two.

    • laughingmanx

      10 years ago

      One of the only few people now that I have found that lives in my neck of the woods. lol! I was hoping that we could spark a conversation. haha!

    • Brutalise

      10 years ago

      Hahah, well. Thank you. I will wear my girly lashes with pride!

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    • Brutalise

      10 years ago

      Girly eyelashes... is... is that a good thing?....
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    • cronogold

      10 years ago

      Happy Hump Day!!

    • FadingLight

      10 years ago

      Your comment was poo.

    • FadingLight

      10 years ago

      I love you more than Tucker loves foodz.

    • gernademan

      10 years ago

      hey stranger, i jumped on your page so say hi to see how you were (i talked to your evil twin the other day...it is crazy how much alike u 2 look but anyways)....then i saw u went to the hospital, happy u r doing fine :-) So what else is going on girl (send me a message or catch me on FB)?

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      10 years ago

      Stupid message box being full... I'm going to bed now, but you should be able to send the message to me.

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

      www.collegehumor.com/video:1891076

      there ya go

    • ElWaldorf

      10 years ago

      well thats what it seems, like 10 more and thats it because they used most of their songs from last season and took forever to just get this one.

      Its one of those shows that i'll be happy for quality over quantity if you ask me.

      and yay! birthday month buddies!

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      10 years ago

      Hey, if those people want to be pussies, more power to them.

    • JasonThePink

      10 years ago

      You they gave you a new eye? Like a transplant? Or is it now a cosmetic eye? Jesus sweets, just glad you're okay........

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      10 years ago

      That is absolutely fantastic news! You should save pictures from all the different stages, so you can put them up in order and shock people when they get to the good part.

    • JasonThePink

      10 years ago

      Eyeball removed? WTF happened?

      I live in Scappose about 20 miles west of PDX. I am going to school right now downtown at Heald College, working towards my Network Admin degree.

      Seriously what happened?

    • Brutalise

      10 years ago

      Haha, sounds good.
      Also yeah, Friday. smiley1.gif

    • Brutalise

      10 years ago

      Uh oh indeed. smiley6.gif
      Heh, all good dude. Look forwards to meeting you all. smiley1.gif

    • JasonThePink

      10 years ago

      Well other than cancer nothing new. I was diagnosed a bit ago and am undergoing treatment for it. You can catch up on it in my journals if you would like to. Not too much otherwise (thank god, as this is enough). Hoping to find out more results soon about the effects of the treament, but for now it is just a battle. I know, really the news you were looking for huh? lol, I am doing okay just plugging along.

      How are you lately?

    • JasonThePink

      10 years ago

      I am going to ask this in the nicest possible way...............



      WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN PUTZ! Miss you sweets.

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