RileyDexter

Female
from Portland, OR

  • Activity

    • News

      13 years ago

      RileyDexter

      The article with my interview in it came out on Friday. Overall, I wasn’t portrayed too badly. My principal said I was very articulate and well spoken.

      but, I don't care what she thinks.


      It's time for me to go to work. smiley2.gif


    • College sucks.

      13 years ago

      RileyDexter

      I'm at portland state university for that damn college class of mine.

      woohoo...

      College students aren't very different from high school kids.

      their boobs still hang out of their shirts.

      and they smell bad.

    • Pictures of friends, with my new camera.

      13 years ago

      RileyDexter

      The very beautiful McKenzie:
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      The very stunning Nicole:
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      Nicole+Boyfriend:
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      Nicole+McKeznie:
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      My Bestest friend in the entire universe, MaryJane:
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      Boyish smile, Alex:
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      Craziest man I know, Hooker:
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      My humble abode, and it’s greenery(I'm a poor folk):

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      and then there was....

      ME!

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      stop looking up my nose...
      (NOTE: burn on chin. not zit.)

      wow. that is a very unattractive and unflattering angle.

    • The Teenage Brain

      13 years ago

      RileyDexter

      Today I was being lectured about the teenage brain in my stupid college science class. I was supposed to take notes, so I got out some paper and a pen. I titled it, ‘The Teenage Brain’. Or so I thought. I took a second look at what was on my paper... I accidentally spelled, ‘The Teenage Brian.’ I almost died laughing and muttered, “Well, that is only SLIGHTLY creepy…Get out of my head man.â€Â

      and that’s when I got the ‘she IS crazy’ look from my classmates.

      Good times.

      When I was taking the bus home from work, some weird grey haired old man was staring at me. I pretended not to notice. Then, he got up and sat behind me. When the bus stopped, he got up again and sat in the seats across from me. He got my attention and asks, “Do you know where any cheap motels are around here?â€Â

      Ok, so WOW.

      I thought to myself, “What the hell is he insinuating?!â€Â

      I mean, come on!

      I AM NOT cheap…



      haha.

      Good one Danielle.

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      (just in case you were still unsure, I am not a whore... nor do I look like one.)

    • New camera.

      13 years ago

      RileyDexter

      put in your picture requests!

    • Failure.

      13 years ago

      RileyDexter

      I tried getting up early to write an essay I have due today because I just didn't have the patience or the motivation to write it last night. I even tried staying up past 1:00am to finish it, but I ended up just staring at a blank window's document for a good while. I don't know why I thought that would help... but whatever. Fucking kangaroos.

      I planned on getting up around 5:30 but when my alarm clock went off...

      I said, "screeeeeeeeew that."

      And went back to sleep.

      I finally got up around 6:30. It was a lot of work. I literally had to roll my ass out of bed, onto the floor. I discovered that the floor was a very unpleasent and cold place, so I wrapped up in my blankies and crawled to the shower. That shower didn't help. I fell asleep.

      BUT, I made some coffee and now I'm good to go.

      BUT, I still didn't write that essay.

      AND, I probably should have.

      BECAUSE I need to pass that class to graduate.

      BUT, what-R-ya-gunna-do?



    • Levitate Me

      13 years ago

      RileyDexter

      I was interviewed by The Portland Tribune today. I'll be quoted in Friday's issue, so check it out Portlanders!

      Brian called me via el telefono today. Abercrombie... *snicker* smiley12.gif

      I got a new picture. Yep, I sure did. I took it 3 days ago at my favorite toxic waste superfund site. It's an awesome place. MMmmm... smell the cancer.

      so...

      um...

      yeeeeeah...

      These meat balls are too hot.

      …balls of meat.

      Greasy orbs of mammal flesh.

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    • &_$ %_+

      13 years ago

      RileyDexter

      Ok.

      I don't know why I am awake.

      I am going back to bed... to sleep off this insanity.

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    • Thanks, YOU!

      14 years ago

      RileyDexter

      I’m sponsored! smiley0.gif

      All thanks to Jon! A.k.a. Bon Bon. (Ryu416)

      I was having such a horrible week. I didn’t even want to wake up this morning because today is the last day I am able to sleep in… for a while. I got up anyways because I heard the lonely computer in the dining room calling my name. I signed onto my favorite site (This one. If anyone was confused.), and to much surprise and amazement… I saw someone had sponsored me! I was in shock! I was so freaking’ happy! It was my good friend Jon, that sweetie. He was one of the first people on my buddy list, and one of the best. No, he IS the best! THANKS JON!!
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    • I'll keep in mind.

      14 years ago

      RileyDexter

      ok so... I have decided that I will no longer complain about stupid problems in my life.

      I have friends that are bi-polar, I have friends that are pregnant, I have friends addicted to drugs, I have friends that are abused by their parents, I have friends in foster care, I have friends with serious clinical mental issues, I have friends that live on the street, I have friends that don't know where their next meal is coming from, I have friends that are mentally abused, I have friends with physical disabilities, I have friends with life threatening diseases, I have friends that are discriminated against because of their sexuality or race, I have friends that are deaf, I have friends that are partially blind, I have friends that are suicidal, I have friends that are masochistic, I have friends with eating disorders, I have friends that have lost their parents, I have friends that are mixed up in gang violence, I have friends that are deeply depressed, I have friends that have been raped, I have friends that have been killed.

      Although all of this is going on around me everyday, and some of those things actually ring true in my own life. I'll just keep in mind, whenever I feel like complaining, to think of all the people worse off than me.



      Oh man... I want to sponsor SOO bad! I don't know if I can, but I'll try try try! :)

  • About Me

  • Comments (937)

    • _Nuge_

      11 years ago

      *poke*

    • cronogold

      11 years ago

      Happy May 20th!!!

    • RNDM_ZR0

      11 years ago

      Yeah that's what they're called!
      My little nephew bought them and I snuck some from him.

    • Brutalise

      11 years ago

      Right-o. Doing the same. smiley1.gif
      See you play GTA IV. Nice. Maybe we can get a game together sometime. If you'd like.

    • _Nuge_

      11 years ago

      hey hey =] *hug*

    • Brutalise

      11 years ago

      Hey there. Just wanted to say thanks for the friend request.
      I'm not one for accepting alot of friends request unless I like the person and get to know 'em more. But you're alright in my book. I'm sure we'll get along. So just wanted to say thanks again for sending it. smiley1.gif

    • runawayworld

      11 years ago

      Hahaha.
      Is that a date?
      *crosses fingers*
      OH PLEASE.
      Say it's a date.
      Did that sound desperate?
      Shit..

    • runawayworld

      11 years ago

      Hey laday.
      You're sexay.
      See me today.
      By the bay.
      Its your payday.



      PEACE.

    • Brutalise

      11 years ago

      Ah, heh, well thank you. smiley1.gif

    • Brutalise

      11 years ago

      "Intense", well I'll take that as a compliment. smiley1.gif

    • mofrocker

      11 years ago

      yeah forward that, its hilarious, my cousin and I were on the floor in hysterics when my friend sent me that lol

    • mofrocker

      11 years ago

      I'm allright, a little sunburned but I can't complain

    • farfegnuggent

      11 years ago

      I WILL SEARCH NIGHT AND DAY! S/HE cannot hide from me forever!

    • farfegnuggent

      11 years ago

      Can you please show an exact link of this site? I have a few words to this....this....person who started this whole crap up again

    • runawayworld

      11 years ago

      Hahaha for suree.

    • farfegnuggent

      11 years ago

      especially with that cowboy stance lol

    • farfegnuggent

      11 years ago

      Very nice. Another La Jolla. Best beach ever. =D

    • mofrocker

      11 years ago

      Whats up?

    • farfegnuggent

      11 years ago

      LOL Thank you!

    • FadingLight

      11 years ago

      You are a ginormous nerd.

    • runawayworld

      11 years ago

      :o omggg, How rad!

    • HurriHam

      11 years ago

      Yes and yes.

      Good eyes.

    • RinoaTakako

      11 years ago

      Sure! I cannot wait for Gears 2! It looks amazing! smiley0.gif

    • RinoaTakako

      11 years ago

      Thanks. You're purdy too smiley1.gif

      It's also nice to see a girl with a gold GT that has a Gamerscore and half decent games! smiley0.gif

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      11 years ago

      @___@ yeah.. it's awesome.... @___@ lol

    • Batpez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      haha thanks
      but I think you'd be the tastier one lol

    • SergeantS0L0

      11 years ago

      lmao thx?

    • runawayworld

      11 years ago

      SCORE! I'm only sharing it with you cause you're the girl of my dreams.

    • runawayworld

      11 years ago

      Hey Dani baby. Wanna share my lettuce?

    • Osaka

      11 years ago

      Why thank you :D At first when I shaved my head everyone was like "omg ur hairz :( :(" and now everyone seems to like it like this. I just love how it resets just by putting it in the sink in the morning. :P

    • MysticGohan

      11 years ago

      uh yeah you could say that.... I have over 5,000 chainsaw kills just in ranked execution <.<

    • MysticGohan

      11 years ago

      do you play much gears online?

    • FalseHope01

      11 years ago

      Anything.
      ^ There, I said it, just as your profile requests.
      I wanted to thank you for the comments you left me. smiley0.gif

    • runawayworld

      11 years ago

      No ways. I have yours too. Holla cutie.

    • Klasco

      11 years ago

      honestly i haven't meet someone that doesn't like lolcats its impossible not to like them there so.....um whats the word....CUTE! i can't really think of a caption either but it would look great on a coffee mug as well

    • tury

      11 years ago

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    • tury

      11 years ago

      or a jew.

      either way bow down!

    • tury

      11 years ago

      1217 at the moment

    • JasonThePink

      11 years ago

      Born in Seattle, moved here when I was 5, so pretty much. Lived all around, but mostly (5th thru high school) in Tualatin. I wouldn't leave PDX unless forced to. Been to San Diego and it was awesome but it has got nothing on this place.

    • JasonThePink

      11 years ago

      Good school. Your profile says San Diego too. Just schoolin it?

    • JasonThePink

      11 years ago

      Way out in Scappoose actually. Really only about 20 miles outside. Love it out here, we (wife and kid) just bought a house out here about 6 months ago. How about you?

    • squall_born

      11 years ago

      i too am super!!!

    • mike_2009

      11 years ago

      alive and well :D watsup?

    • LoneLegendX

      11 years ago

      explosions....over there.
      no...yeah, right there....

      pretty cool huh?

    • KelliMarie

      11 years ago

      I KNOW!!!!! crazy...

    • squall_born

      11 years ago

      yeah i did but i will say it was driving me nuts trying to figure it out for the longest time.

    • squall_born

      11 years ago

      When I was home and I saw it was going to be on at 2am on Showtime, I thought the movie was going to be a different kind of movie but I really enjoyed it.

    • squall_born

      11 years ago

      Wow, didnt know anyone else saw But I'm a Cheerleader.

    • jmbishop

      11 years ago

      yeah, I said the same thing when I saw it, he grew it when the writers went on strike.
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    • cronogold

      11 years ago

      Happy Tuesday!

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