RileyDexter

Female
from Portland, OR

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    • DANIELLE ANGRY!!!!

      14 years ago

      RileyDexter

      I doubt anyone will read all this, but I need to get it out.

      OKAY… so today royally sucked. It sucked like an industrial style vacuum cleaner. It was a complete and utter catastrophe. I think I want to crawl into a hole and die. A million times over. I am so freaking pissed right now, I don’t even know if I can get my words out straight.

      So, I get to school early to get my schedule. They horde the entire student body into our tiny cafeteria like cattle and make us stand in line according to last name. I pretty much hate all people in general, so being surrounded by excited blubbering high school idiots dampened my already bad mood. I stood in line for around half an hour only to find my schedule was missing. Of course I was pissed, but I wasn’t surprised. My school is lead by a bunch of incompetent administrators. So I thought, “Ok… missing schedule. No big deal. I’ll just wait 2 hours in the fucking councilor’s office and get a new one.†Then, I hear my name called from the front of the line. I get my schedule, only to find something I didn’t enjoy. I got the 2 college classes I wanted, but NOT photography. OOOOOOOOOH MAN… You don’t even understand how furious I was at that point. I was about to turn into Dani-Hulk and go on a murderous rampage... main sights set on my rubbish principal. That was the only class I REALLY wanted/needed. For my mental health.

      My classes just got worse as I read down the list. FRESHMAN ART!? This class is not worthy of my already worthless time. A kindergartener could pass this class effortlessly. We had to make a drawing that included circles, dots, lines, and even CURVY LINES! On my assignment paper, under: what was the hardest for you to do? I wrote, ‘Deciding whether or not to kill myself or continue with this painfully worthless and brainless assignment.’ Then, I handed it back.
      &()&@$^#)%_)(*^@$^+{}|â€Â:??><?><!O*)(&%*&&#%@_)%!!!!!!!!!!!

      I have 7 periods! There are only 6 in a regular schedule. If they think I am going to go after school to a 7th period, they are sadly mistaken. Not only do I have work, I shouldn’t even have a full schedule to begin with! I only need 2 ½ credits to graduate. So, I just flat out skipped that class and went to work.

      I tried talking to that rubbish principal I mentioned earlier about my schedule, but her response was this, “Danielle, I’m going to tell you this now, you won’t be able to fix your classes until Monday. Even then, you’ll have to fill out a class transfer form, and there is no promising we can make any changes.†Right then and there I wanted to punch that condescending bitch in the face. She struck my unusual, but sensitive pet peeve. I cannot stand when my name is used like that, in a condescending way. “Now Danielle, didn’t you know….†“Danielle, that is not correct.†“Danielle, you should fucking kill yourself.†It drives me absolutely CRAZY!

      AAAAH! I don’t even feel liking talking about my people problems and everything else that is going on all at once. &^*F*SDN)(_)#(%_UBghsfdponbaaodrhibrho;eispodjfg938563468=36klhjsfdkjgdljsgs!!!!!!

      Why does EVERYONE have to lie to me? I don't care who you are, you'll probably lie to me at some point in your life. There is no way of escaping it. I am a magnet for lies. People just love throwing them at me, feeding them to me, stuffing them down my throat.

    • Skool sux

      14 years ago

      RileyDexter

      SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! I'm gunna DIE!!

      The florecent lighting... IT BUUUURNS!

      I honestly can't tell what color my belt is becuase I'm freakin color blind. DAMN YOU RODS AND CONES!!

    • Burgerville

      14 years ago

      RileyDexter

      I would have never thought working at a fast food joint would be so much freaking work.
      - An interview
      - A 4 hour orientation
      - And 8 hours of training.

      ALL FOR FAST FOOD! What the heck?

      My smile muscles hurt from making cheesy fake grins all day. “Welcome to Burgerville, may I take your order?†“Would you like to try our seasonal Oregon blackberry shake?"

      You really have no idea how crazy these Burgerville people are. They're insane... but not in a good way. They're anal. Everything has to be so flipping perfect. GAH!

      Oh well, it just gives me more motivation to go to college and find a decent job.

      I start school tomorrow. My last year in high school. '06! ...I'm such a youngin.

      ... and they're not going to let me wear my glasses. That's ok though, I'll just get a doctor's note. Muaha!

    • Just Shoot The Beatles.

      14 years ago

      RileyDexter

      Around midnight I was watching "Just Shoot Me" on television through a Laundromat's front window. I couldn’t hear it, but it was more fun just making up the words.
      “Hey Finch, have you seen Nina’s tits lately?â€Â
      “Oh yes, very nice… A little old but, still niiiiice.â€Â
      “Yes?â€Â
      "Yes."
      "I dare you to touch 'em."
      Haha... what a bored dork. I bet you're all wondering why I was standing outside a laundromat so late. I was wondering the same.

      I START WORK TODAY! eeeeeeeek!

      Ok, so I am the ultimate Beatles fan. Seriously... you could ask me anything.

      If you saw my room, you might think I was just a little obsessed. You'd be wrong.
      I am MAJORLY obsessed.

    • White

      14 years ago

      RileyDexter

      I went to a party.

      and it was awesome.

      There was an accordion.

      (It was white.)

      and I played it.

      There was a dog named Apollo.

      (He was white.)

      and he howled along to my music.

      It made me smile and laugh.

      and I said, “My life is now complete.â€Â

      A drunk boy pointed and yelled, "ZOMBIE!!!!" because that's what the bold letters on my shirt spelled.

      (In white.)

      and then the drunk boy jumped in the pool with his clothes on.

      (He was white. hahaha...)

      When I was walking home, I 'borrowed' 2 balloons from a car dealership.

      and they made me happy.

      (They were white.)



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    • WTF?!?!?!

      14 years ago

      RileyDexter

      Ok, so I'm sitting at the computer when I hear this weird sound coming from my hallway. I get up to investigate, and find my cat pissing down the freakin heater vent. WTF?! That's disgusting! My house is going to smell like warm cat piss for weeks!

    • Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

      14 years ago

      RileyDexter

      GOOD NEWS! I have a new bottle of ketchup.

      BAD NEWS! I just shocked myself really badly on the kitchen light socket.

      How to tell when Danielle has had too much Caffeine:

      When properly using a crosswalk she is caught yelling, “GREEN LIGHT, GO!†…while flailing her arms in a pinwheel fashion and walking, not running, across the street.

      When she is overheard conversing with strangers in a southern drawl.

      When she is spotted glaring at a manhole cover and mumbling to herself, “Climb out, you crazy turtle-ninja bastards.â€Â

      When the word ‘mimic’ sets her off into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.



      Good times...

    • PEACHEY KEEN

      14 years ago

      RileyDexter

      Peaches peaches peaches... I'm eating peaches. *dance* *dance* *dance*

      I wanted a fried egg sammich with ketchup, but we're out of bread. OH DEAR GOD!!! ...You know what I JUST remembered?!?! I used the last of the ketchup on my macaroni yesterday. NOOoooooooOOOoOOooOOoooooooooOOO!!!!!!! I no longer have a reason to live.


      Ketchup was the only thing I had...


      Guess I'll just have to kill myself.



      *BOOM*



      I'm dead now.

    • 220. 10 4.

      14 years ago

      RileyDexter

      My internet connection has been down for a couple days, so I'll update:

      Yesterday I was making a delicious vegetable sammich. I was having a hard time opening the peperoncini jar because I have abnormally small hands, and I am very weak. I struggled with it for a while, calling the jar mean names, until I finally loosened the lid. I was angry, and I guess I lifted the lid too forcefully or something. Pepper juice flipped up and splashed me in the eyes. I did that jumping-around-the-kitchen-on-one-foot-cussing-and-covering-my-eyes dance. good times.

      I’m reading, ‘The Stranger Beside Me’ by Ann Rule. It’s about Ted Bundy. You really have NO idea what kind of freaky crap I’m figuring out. So many insane connections…

      I GOT THE JOB! WOoooOOOooo! I’ll be flipping burgers in no time, making me some mo-la, and getting some new clothes for the first time in a year. I’m excited. I have an orientation tomorrow, and then training. Hopefully I will be trained by my friend that already works there. She is freaking hilarious.

      Call me crazy, but I am actually looking forward to starting school again. It’s my senior year and I’m ready to graduate. I’m taking my English and Science classes at Portland State University …Finally a challenge. I will only earn 15 college credits, but I get a huge discount on the tuition.

      I was resting on the couch this morning when I heard thunder outside, I just smiled. It rained for the first time in over a month today and I freaking LOVE it.

    • Mother Fudge Cake

      14 years ago

      RileyDexter

      Drag your lazy butts out of bed and talk to meeeeee... I'm bored! ENTERTAIN ME DAMMIT! kidding kidding. Don't hurt me.

      I totally held hands and skipped down the street with a gay boy today. He tried on a pretty red dress and black stilettos for me too. It was great, he looked better than I ever would in something like that.

      I am listening to Super Tramp. They pretty much suck, but they make me so incredibly happy. Kind of like a chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cone would… or ketchup.

      There are times when all the world's asleep,
      the questions run too deep
      for such a simple man.
      Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
      I know it sounds absurd
      but please tell me who I am.

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  • Comments (937)

    • _Nuge_

      11 years ago

      *creepyness*

    • KelliMarie

      11 years ago

      Tualatin....just south of portland :)

    • farfegnuggent

      11 years ago

      sup sup?

    • KelliMarie

      11 years ago

      what part of portland do you live in??

    • Frazzer

      11 years ago

      I didn't think I'd last this long...

    • Maxx_Payne

      11 years ago

      Ketchup.jpg

      don't ya just love some ketchup...lol
      smiley1.gif

    • _Nuge_

      11 years ago

      whoaaaaah good timing
      i just commented you at like the same time haha 0_0

      and thanks =]

    • _Nuge_

      11 years ago

      Hah, or i should go there and watch it with you 0_0
      that'd probably be more fun haha
      *cough*aim pwease?*cough*

    • _Nuge_

      11 years ago

      No I havn't seen that flick
      but I REALLY REALLY want to ><

    • vipercaboose

      11 years ago

      at first I forgot what I asked so I thought you said you got paid to make headshots (from gears of war haha)

      like school picture shots.

      Im still a senior in high school, w/ one month left, kinda bummbed kinda happy, I stock for the commisary here at Misawa AB Japan... its okay...

    • vipercaboose

      11 years ago

      just curious what is a headshot photographer


      your paid to take head portraits of people???

      or am I just shooting blanks

    • tury

      11 years ago

      aw i missed it

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      I'm psychic, well, actually I just assumed they all used the same drop off box when you walk in. Damn I'm good.

    • farfegnuggent

      11 years ago

      Perhaps??????? I always go surfing there!!!! great waves, actual grass to lay on! Good weather! And interesting on that movie thing lol

    • Nsanity

      11 years ago

      lol...

      I tend to keep my firefox on for days on end... : O

      not a legit hour count.

    • farfegnuggent

      11 years ago

      i am enjoying it just fine thank you. I have done quite a lot. But I just wish I could stay a little later. Oh well, i get to go to Florida. =D

    • Nsanity

      11 years ago

      I read the journal about the seagull in distress

      Pretty nice I must say.

    • c0nques7

      11 years ago

      I need your help. In my friends list there is a girl by the name of KelliMarie. now she and I were going out for a month exactly before we were forced to separate. I realized last night that no matter whats going on in my life, or with my parents that I can't live without her. All I ask is for you to post this on her page.

      Joe loves you this [ ] much. He told me so.

    • FadingLight

      11 years ago

      Hey beautiful. Just droppin by to say you are fuckin amazing. That is all.

    • SpiderWolve

      11 years ago

      judging from yer profile, yer not much of a Halo fan..

      in any case, you still might like this thread smiley1.gif

    • tury

      11 years ago

      I'm not getting alerts that i have new comments or messages for some reason

    • tury

      11 years ago

      mission accomplished?

    • tury

      11 years ago

      but we keep babbling away

    • tury

      11 years ago

      its like talking to a fish

    • tury

      11 years ago

      Its trolling time

    • tury

      11 years ago

      she deleted our posts

    • mofrocker

      11 years ago

      lol, and it produces a lot of weird noises

    • c0nques7

      11 years ago

      heck if I know...they weren't even kind enough to leave a "Put a shirt on n00b" comment..

    • Beacham Word Nerd

      11 years ago

      Now when you say you're a headshot photographer, does that mean you take mug shots of people, or shoot them in the head then take a photo?

    • owned_xD

      11 years ago

      <3

      Can you see the sailboat?

    • owned_xD

      11 years ago

      smiley4.gif ... Yeah, totally.

    • owned_xD

      11 years ago

      Oh, that.

      I have weird fetishes. smiley8.gif

    • owned_xD

      11 years ago

      smiley0.gif

    • SpiderWolve

      11 years ago

      Her name is Jakobi smiley1.gif

    • SpiderWolve

      11 years ago

      Very tempting, yes smiley3.gif

    • SpiderWolve

      11 years ago

      Cheeseburgers? Mmmmm

    • VocalDrummer

      11 years ago

      Playing Gears


      More like "Beating the living snot out of everyone at Gears."
      smiley8.gif

    • bernardblack

      11 years ago

      yeah, just make sure you sleep in a swag, not a tent.

      swags are fucking comfortable smiley0.gif

    • Chergirl949

      11 years ago

      I think so too.

    • g_fresh

      11 years ago

      Huh Oregon does what it does.

      Nothing much.

      Just stopping by to say Howdy and such forgot to when I added you.

    • g_fresh

      11 years ago

      Howdy?!

    • LytishRed

      11 years ago

      Got it. Still a good rate. Even if you upgraded for $5 or $10 per month it would still be a good rate.

    • LytishRed

      11 years ago

      $15/month sounds pretty good but it depends on what kind of membership you have.

      I'm guessing all-club active, added-on to a family member with a corporate rate, and signed up a few years ago?

    • dpdlzrd15

      11 years ago

      oh, SIGN language, ha, i was thought you were like a master of 15 different languages or something... but its still cool....

      and Pink Floyd is magnificent... I like the lyrics in their songs more than anything....

    • farfegnuggent

      11 years ago

      ROFL it truely is. And if you went to school here, it's probably cause I went to West Hills. Wolf Pack all the way! jk lol not that much into my old school.

    • farfegnuggent

      11 years ago

      LOL in the middle of Santana and West Hills. The street next to 711 up that big hill.

    • farfegnuggent

      11 years ago

      Really? Where? Don't worry, I am not going to fricken look you up or whatever =/ I am on my 10 day leave.

    • NeedsTherapy

      11 years ago

      I did have Gears of War but I sold it for crack to give to my crack whores.

    • LytishRed

      11 years ago

      Soon you'll be able to change your title to BestJobEver.

      My goodness, I sure hope so...

      *crosses fingers, covers self in lucky charms*

      *not the cereal*

    • farfegnuggent

      11 years ago

      Your place says Santee or Portland. Where are you?

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