Robot3

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from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

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    • Favourite Legendary

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      Robot3

      To Any who enjoyed the hardships of Halo 2 with all the Snipers, then returned to the simplistic ideals of Halo 1, in the end, which is your favourite?

      Halo One Legendary

      or

      Halo Two Legendary

      Why do you like it so much more then the other?

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    • Stryker Camping Weekend!

      14 years ago

      Robot3

      Alright, well this weekend was hella busy for me, but to let you get a feel for what I mean by Stryker, let me shed some light.

      Stryker- Select Few people who go through an intense program of working out and manipulation of weapons while under extreme conditions.

      So this weekend I went camping over in Quebec about an hour away and we have two cars. One car went up Friday at 4 o clock right when I got off work so no food there which blew chunks cause I was exhausted from teaching. (For those who don't know me, I'm a lifeguard/instructor). My girlfriend drove me, and two others to my place where I grabbed my stuff, and hauled it into her little Oldsmobile Alero and we take off. Half way there, we get a Battery light and Kim, My girlfriend (see picture) didn't really care cause the car is always fucked up one way or another and I was sleeping. We get to the camp ground Main entrance and park, and the car dies. Just dies. I wake up and everyone is freaking out. I groan and get out and check under the hood. Nothing was turning on and so I concluded after hearing the battery light was on that the battery was dead. A few phone calls later gets one of the only other guys on the trip dad to come up the next day with a fresh battery cause the other car was on the way. Everyone was stressing, but I was in good spirits. The sun was shining and there weren't any clouds, so to pass the time, I set up a game of catch the football and after we got bored, I asked one of the people who worked if we could get a lift to our camp site to start setting things up. They were happy too, so we got a truck and were hauled up with the bare necessities. Those of which included the football, tents, and food for the night. The Football being the most important. We set up, the other vehicle comes in and dinner is done and everyone eats. We have a big fire and start playing guitar till passed midnight when a Conservation officer dropped by and told us we were 2 hours over curfew, so we all passed out. The next day (Saturday) we decided it was beach day and we went, and hung out there. Me and Dan ran 10 kilometres to Kim's car to check to see what size battery we needed and ran back in flip flops. Damn my feet hurt. We made a few random videos with my digital camera and did dive tricks in shallow 1.6m deep water. I did a twisted side dive that landed me a fucked up shoulder that bled alot from the rocks at the bottom. It was funny since all the wounds and injuries on this camping trip happened to the Lifeguards.

      Me - Cut up Shoulder, burnt hand from fire
      Will - Cut finger from slicing oranges

      The other injuries were from non lifeguards, but me and Will were the only two who bled which was funny and we laughed. After the swimming and me letting the blood dry to attract bears and ravenous beavers, Dan and I hiked BACK to Kim's car to meet up with Dan's Dad who brought a new battery and turns out one terminal was sooo bloody corrodide with battery acid the bolt snapped off, meaning we couldn't replace the battery without a new screw. This was after a good 45 minutes of pulling, twisting and prying to get the damn thing to move and it didn't so we hiked BACK to the campsite with no car and Dan's Dad to return Sunday with what we needed.

      The night came and we took out some glowtubes and started doing crazy tricks and spinning them like crazy on sticks and it tripped a majority of us out. Went to the beach around 10 PM and brought a guitar and I started freestyling to the musical talent of Will playing music from Greenday, 3 Doors Down, and Sum 41. Alot had to do with breaking laws and hot Teacher Assistants, I really can't remember. After we decided since it was a clear night and we saw everything from the milky way to about a dozen shooting stars, we'd give ourselves Native Land Names. Here is the List

      Drew(me) - Legs Like Trees
      Dan - Fairy of Many Dances
      Will - Deer in Headlights
      Kim - Falcon of Many Sights
      Sara - Bearer of Song
      Hillary - Sleeps On Rocks
      Ket - Prancing Youth
      Meg - Cautious with Fire

      It was hilarious, but on Sunday we watched the sunrise yet got to the frost covered beach at 5 AM and the sun didn't rise till like....6:10 or something like that, so for a little over an hour I froze my ass off just to see something I see when going into work for a 6 AM shift. We ate breakfast, packed our gear and made a few trips with Dan's car with supplies and such to were Kim's car was and I rode the roof all the way but Dan thought it funny to swerve a little. Almost fell off 3 times cause I had no grip. After when we turned all our stuff in, we waited for Dan's dad to return so we played some ultimate frissbee and waited around. So Dan's Dad came back, we fixed the battery, got home and I realized I was burnt to a crisp and I smelt like no shower and my beard was Huge! Still have to shave it but it was a great camping trip. Next time, less girls. Kim and Hillary were all moody and anti-social. Their reason: "They Were thinking" and I was like..."Bullshit, but whatever. I'm going to have fun, start a fire and roast a squirrel over it to see what happens"

      We burned alot of stuff, and did a pretty good job clean sweeping the entire area around our secluded camp site of wood that the next group is screwed! Muahahahaha, Oh well. Maybe update a little later. Have had barely any sleep today so I'm knocking out with some delicious 40 Creek Whiskey. Cheers all! Have fun!

      Robot3

      Tip of the Day: Never Shave a Panda While it's Awake. They Tend to Get Aggressive.

    • Pointy Fun!

      14 years ago

      Robot3

      Well Just spent the last few minutes with my Good Friend Crossfire boosting ourselves up to greater Glory. If Non of you Know or Care to read these, Crossfire is the maker of The Harvest and the Harvest II which kicked serious ass, and anyone who goes against that will have the rage of a Million Ravenous Beavers after them (And you Don't want to be Raped by a Million Ravenous Beavers Trust me) and so yah! Working life is as always boring and dull, but Everyone should check out The work of Blood Signatures. If not, those Millions of Beavers will turn to Billions! Cheers, have fun!

      Robot3

      Tip of the Journal Entry: Never Mess with Ravenous Beavers. They'll Rape you before you can scream for Protection

    • Up Again

      14 years ago

      Robot3

      Seriously I don't understand it. Start out here, and I get up to Karma Level 12 then lose it all cause I just don't give a damn. Then after I start up just a little, make one or two comments, and boom, up at 6 in less then two weeks. Honestly, it's fucked and stupid. Oh well. Hope all is doing well, it's 2:33 and I work in 4 hours. Cheers to all and have fun!

      Robot3

      Tip of the Journal Entry: Liquer Before Beer, You're In the Clear, Beer before Liquer, Never been sicker blows. Drink all the Shit you want in any order and get Pwned in a Bar Fight!

    • Movie Magic And Booting

      14 years ago

      Robot3

      Alright, well news has been long and far between with me. Work has loaded me up with 48 hours a week in a 6 day span and barely have enough time for myself or my girlfriend. Even my Xbox is getting a little dusty which makes me question myself as a Gamer, but life continues. Assisted in the Production of the Harvest 2, which completes the Saga and damn, I loved every minute of it, weather I was a Convenant Elite shooting stuff, or the voice of Hawkburn, the Sniper.

      As well, been working on a Role Playing site called "Keeper's Universe" and so far, I have enough ships to fuck the universe over 3 times and I wonder if I should do it just for fun. While the rest of the site wouldn't like it, a war is needed.

      Girlfriend and I have soon to be going out for over a year and a half, so I'm excited, but have no idea what we can do. Any Ideas anyone?

      Being a lifeguard is great cause you can kick out kids into the friggen hot heat when they do something bad, and so far, working 2 weeks, I've banned 4 kids, kicked out 6 for 2 weeks, and 1 for the day. Definatly going to win that Boot of the Summer Award This year!

      But yah, hope all is doing well. Go Watch the Harvest 1 and 2, Go watch JesKid TV cause it fucking rules, and Get Outside and see the sun. Cheers! Have fun!

      Robot3

      Tip of the Journal Entry: Become a Lifeguard to get the best eye candy ever!

    • Fucking Owned!

      14 years ago

      Robot3

      Alrighty, some people are wondering why there is a picture of a pair of cars, smashed into each other. So how is all began!

      I was at work, doing jack shit as usual as Cashier/Front Desk Employee at Sawmill Creek Pool up here in Canada, when this woman comes in. I shall relay the best accounts as possible.

      Two girls come in, one about...21 the other 14. The 14 yr old girl doesn't say a thing.

      21yr. Woman--"Hi, Do you know someone who owns a Red Van outside?"
      Me- Uhh...Not that I know of. One Sec. Hey Ryan! You own a Red Van?
      Ryan- Nope, no one owns one
      Me (Looking suspiciously at the two girls) - Is there a problem?
      Woman- I hit the van when I was driving in.
      Me- O...K....Is it just a bump? or maybe a dent?
      Woman- No...It's pretty big

      At this moment, the Headguard Tobi comes in, takes over for a bit, and heads outside to check out the damage and to grab the license plate for the people on the pool deck. He comes back in and says.

      Tobi- Drew man....that this is fucked
      Me- That bad?
      Tobi- Let's just say....it's a write off

      Woman who owns the vehicle walks out of pool, sees The picture and went into shock. Luckily, we are well trained medics who make people more comfortable while they die and gave her some water. It was funny how this had happened. The 21yr old was driving the White SUV, and instead of hitting the brake, hit the gas. And I mean STOMPED the hell outta it cause she was going to fast and BOOM! Fucking owned that Aerostar Oldschool style, pushing the Parked vehicle 10 feet from where it was handbraked and everything. Over the curb, over the Handicapped sign, Glass and plastic everywhere, it was Intense! So since I am the cashier, I get to drive the woman to her house to get her License, insurance and all that shit. Wonder why she drove without it, and bring her back. Cops there, the owner of the owned vehicle breaks down again, I take photos of the crash since I had my DC on me, spent a good 40 minutes outside in the sun which was awesome, got a little tan. But yah, tow truck comes in, takes them both away, and Tobi and I return to our dull dull jobs inside at the pool, all the instructors wondering what was going on, and I had all the vids, everything worked out, and all I get is a nice 9.50 an hour for being a cashier. Honestly. Made a cool 5 bucks for driving the woman home. I'd rather teach. Much less stress and alot more pay. Well that's all, Cheers! Have fun!

      Tip of the Journal Entry: Put Your troubles in a Pocket with a hole in it

    • Patch Craze

      14 years ago

      Robot3

      I've decided to make a journal entry every month or whenever something drastic comes up. I've come across an awesome company in the states called Hatshark which makes patches, and I've made a design which they may hopefully make, and I will be producing a select 12 units for friends. and whenever I become good friends with the company, I may be able to increase production to 72 patches then sell em off unique and all. It'll be cool. Cheers all!

    • Why Bother With Karma?

      14 years ago

      Robot3

      Alright, fresh update at around 8 AM here. Been up for two days straight cause I had to work this morning at 5 AM. WOOH! Joy to the Cockbites who like to go swimming so fucking early in the morning! Anyways, onto the real topic at Hand. I was a level 7 in Karma points, I was proud, and then I just decided "Why bother with Karma" it seems that while some people have 49+ karma, it means absolutely nothing. Oh he cracked a joke, plus one, or he is an idiot Minus one. It's just a battle to be cooler then everyone else and is pretty stupid I think. So I left the threads, merely dropping in and out to give my piece, and now down to level 1. Reason? Cause I didn't keep posting random bullshit and asking questions. I became a Sponsor to get the Hi-res movies, and maybe and hopefully a free gift that sponsors get at the end of each season. I missed One and Two, I wonder what Three will be. Anyways, I'm off, Exhausted and going to sleep for a bit. Cheers to all!

      Tip of the Journal Entry: Never get a Cat who has long claws angry. They tend to leap and go for the eyes.

    • Update

      14 years ago

      Robot3

      So it has been requested of me to Update my Journal. That's fine, have nothing else to do. Let's see. Friday the 11th of March was my 14 month step into the relationship with my girl and it still keeps going and it's freaking awesome. Became a sponsor to RedvsBlue, so let's hope the gift they give at the end is good, or else!

      Helped with the production of a Machinima movie called "The Harvest" which was a pretty slick movie of a little over 32 minutes long. Done by Blood Signatures and the Great CrossFire. WOOH! Totally charges you up when you are apart of something awesome that everyone can see.

      School....is School. Almost done, Around 3 weeks left before Exams, so it's cramming time! WOOH! Anyways, I don't like school so we are gonna shift gears and change subject.

      I suddenly developped a great appeal for writing Machinima Scripts for myself, and for other people. I think I could sell it off and get a little credit. Other scripts I will try and produce in the summer if I have some time in the nights. Chances are, I won't. Stupid work.

      Shifting gears again! WORK! Best day ever happened yesterday. Since it's March Break, alot of people are gone, and so I was guarding the Leisure swim with my Friends Scott and Mitch, and there was only 5 other kids in the pool, so we decided to have fun. We took several floating mats, and put the guard chair on them to create a Floating Guard Chair Island. Sure we did stupid stuff like dive from it, Lean far back and cause the chair to fall with us (Which landed Scott a Nasty slash across his ankle which was funny to see) and of course, we Used Ice cold, and I MEAN ICE COLD water and Ghosted the kids in the pool, and then we got the hose, hit the deep cold water and just started spraying the kids. One kid thought that if he hid below the water in the same spot, I'd grow tired and turn off the water. Wrong! It took him 5 deep lung fulls of air, and the water around him to change about 5 degrees before he had the idea of swimming away, but he suicks at swimming, so I had the hose on him for a good 2 minutes or so. Used the rope and a modified Flutter board with a strap through it as a surf board style and we were grinding off the diving board, ramps, and ladders. Seeing who could go the longest. Good times. And we did this for over an hour, and we are rewarded with getting 11 bucks an hour for messing around in the pool. Gotta Love the City Of Ottawa. WOOH!

      Tip of the Journal Entry: If you know a Sniper (IE: Me) is tracking you, Don't jump into the air. Just makes you for a bigger target and easier to track your head for a single shot kill.

      Cheers

    • BOOM!

      14 years ago

      Robot3

      DONE, but it feels so strange to be able to sleep in and not study. Wow. Anyways, catching up on some e-mails, partying, drinking, shooting some pool. Good times for all. Oh yah....and Christmas Shopping! wooh. NOT! Finally got it done for everyone and I'm just so happy I could cry! But not really. I'm off to go Kill some Covenant on Halo 2 and pepper em full of SMG rounds, and maybe a few cracks over the head too with the rifle. Cheers to all and to all a good night!

      Tip of the Journal Entry: Never Spike the Eggnog

  • Comments (954)

    • ilvedulwldng

      14 years ago

      i just wanna give my respects about your best friend daughter. sometimes theres not a damn thing you can do about bad stuff like that. I had a freinds dad die just a month ago and i know how u feel. peace

    • ilvedulwldng

      14 years ago

      ya dido on the brutes thing

    • venomous_880

      14 years ago

      cool pic man.... the hunter is cool...

    • BrownTown

      14 years ago

      Hey wadup Im from Ottawa to!!! I seriously want them to come to Ottawa with that show that would be the killerest!!! man they better come, where you from in ottawa!? anyways im out!

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