Robz

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    • Red Vs. Blue PSA 1st Amendment

      9 years ago

      Robz

      Sarge - "Well hello!, you may recognize us from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue..."
      Simmons - "And we are here today for something a little different."
      Sarge - "We've been informed that due to command, we haven't had our rights read to us, so we have no idea of what to obey!"
      Caboose pops up from behind the two.
      Caboose - "Like an arrest when the cop says 'You have the right to remand silent in a court of law..."
      Simmons - "No Caboose."
      Sarge - "Get out of here Caboose you're not in this PSA"
      Caboose - "I was told to be here"
      Simmons - "From who? You're the only blue team member and you have no way to contact command because they don't know you exist..."
      Caboose interrupts
      Caboose - "I told me"
      Sarge - "Anyways there are many new laws called amendments! The first being you have the right to free speech"
      Caboose - "Where! I like free things like those pop-ups!"
      Tucker's voice echos...
      Tucker - "Like on porn sites, Bow Chica Wow Wow"
      Simmons - "Guys! Moving on, the second right is the freedom to choose the religon you choose and to practice it"
      Caboose - "I believe in ponies and unicorns"
      Simmons - "Didn't see that one coming" (Sarcasm)
      Sarge - "We also have the right to write"
      Caboose - "I write good!"
      Simmons - "No, the freedom of the press!"
      Sarge - "Yes and the right to petition the government!"
      Caboose - "Just Like.... Nixon!"
      Simmons - "And finally, we have the right to peacefully assemble."
      Caboose - "Just like Hippies!"
      Simmons - "Just like that, we gave a lesson and Caboose managed to mess it up."
      Sarge - "Remember as citizens of the United States, you have these... if you don't then you should come to the Red team because we have rights!"

      -Robz

    • My Red vs. Blue Scene

      10 years ago

      Robz

      Red vs. Blue
      Meet the Sandbox
      (Preferably Map Sandtrap)

      Sarge: Look Grif, isn't she beautiful?
      Grif: A big open area... of sand?
      Caboose: And houses, houses that are in the sand. We must name them! (Declares Caboose, while counting and naming) 1) Billy sand-house
      Sarge: Caboose!
      (Caboose doesnt react)
      Grif: Caboose?
      Caboose: (Under his breath) If it's a starring contest you want, then you might just get one... or a muffin, but definitly... one of those... that i said
      (While looking at the building)
      Grif: Nobody is starring at-
      Sarge: Wait Grif, let him figure this out on his own-
      Grif: (With Caboose in the background saying, "Eyes burn... in... a... circle!) But we dont have that much time!
      Sarge: Your right. CABOOSE!
      Caboose: Losing eye sight out of one, no three, of... my... eyes. (Said moaningly)
      Sarge: Don't forget to blink, Caboose!
      Caboose: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      Sarge: STOP SCREAMING, blue dirtbag
      Grif: What's wrong Caboose?
      Caboose: It is dark
      Sarge: eh?
      Grif: Where?
      Caboose: In... my.. eye.
      Grif: Of course
      -------------------------------------------------
      Lopez: Que es usted haciendo la tapa de eje no pasa el volante, mudo jode (What are you doing, the hub cap does not go on the steering wheel, dumb fuck)
      Donut: I think we are getting closer too, Lopez. Hey Simmons, how are you comming along with those decorations?
      Simmons: What the hell is this?
      (Everyone looks at the banner)
      Simmons: "Happy Sweet 16, You Little Angel"
      Donut: Yeah... my parents wanted a girl
      Lopez: Riase en voz alta en voz alta (LoLoL)
      Simmons: I see... (Chuckling)
      --------------------------------------
      (Caboose, Grif, and Sarge walk into one of the buildings)
      Grif: Someone really let this place go
      Caboose: Go where? To the zoo... and the-
      Sarge: Why did I come along?
      Grif: Guys, come over here!
      (Sarge comes while Caboose looks out a door)
      (Grif and Sarge start talking softly so you cant understand what they are saying)
      Caboose: Nice Fluffy #2
      Fluffy #2: BARGGGGGGGGGGGG (Smashing a hammer on the ground)
      Sarge: What the whore bag?
      Grif: Oh My God... a huge alien, CABOOSE RUN!!!!
      ---
      (In the middle building do a Scooby Doo sceen of them running back and forth and then them like running into eachotehr and then hte team looses the alien)
      ---
      Caboose: I don't think he liked my joke...
      Grif: Dare I ask, what was the joke?
      Caboose: What do you call an alien that can only say Blarg?
      Sarge: What?
      Caboose: What do you call an alien that-
      Grif: (Speaking slowely)No, he means what do you call it?
      Caboose: (Speaking slowely, mocking Grif unknowningly) A retarded alien!
      Sarge: That's probebly what ticked him off!
      Caboose: I had a tick once... it didn't like me very much...
      Grif: Because it doesn't like lower lifeforms
      Sarge: (Pulls down a random chart) Look here, on the top is command, then the ai's then the free lancers then red team, then blue team (blue team is really above red but sarge switched them with a sharpe -very obvious), then guns, then ticks, then you.
      Caboose: But Sarge, how are you the lowest?!?
      Sarge: YOU are the lowest.
      Caboose: I KNOW, but why? You are such a good leader!
      Grif: CABOOSE is the lowest
      Caboose: He is?
      Grif: Yes
      Caboose: This changes everything! Maybe I wasn't dropped on my head... or, or, maybe my mom didn't have 2 shots of teaclea every day!
      (Fades out to end the scene)
      Caboose: Who turned on the black?

      Thank you so much for taking the time to read this, comment.
      -Robz

    • 2019 years ago

      Robz
  • Comments (2)

    • Kasimoto

      10 years ago

      yeh man, same when l started
      good to see peeps/fans on here

    • Kasimoto

      10 years ago

      wazzup and welcome to rvb

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