RoninGunner

Male
from a small town in Idaho

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    • So long and thanks for all the mods

      11 years ago

      RoninGunner

      Well my friends, life moves ever onwards. And I find little time for the enjoyable tom-foolery of this wonderfull site. A new job, new friends, a new town, anything new seems the greatest consumer of free time. I shall miss you all my really dear friends who I have come to consider real life friends.(for real)

      I move on into the twilight of my lollygaging, my time burning, my forum lurking, and my zombie slaying.
      (and yes I am aware of how odd this all sounds)
      And in the words of another of my dearly departed friends:

      "SO LONG, AND THANKS FOR ALL THE MODS"

      If you wish to keep in touch my dear friends, do not hesitate to call on me at: drenegade_05@msn.com

    • That Litte Cinder Girl

      11 years ago

      RoninGunner

      Humans are unique. They alone of all the many creatures of this world have the ability to delude themselves. They expend so much time and energy into deceiving themselves that the world is kinder than it truly is. From the moment a child is born, they are tricked into believing in the fairness of all things. Believing in justice and equality. Believing in “happily ever afterâ€Â. Humans try to ignore the many ugly truths of life by hiding in fables and fairy tales. And every time a person turns a blind eye to reality in favor of this self-imposed ignorance, the world gets just a little bit worse.
      The simple truth is that there are no fairy princesses, no charming princes to rescue the fair damsel, no love at first sight, and, most of all, no happy endings. No one will come to rescue you from your boring, unremarkable life. No one will whisk you away to the shining castle in the sky. No one will vanquish the night to bring you the light. There is no altruism in anyone’s actions. All you can hope for is a little bit of assistance in breaking free of your prison. And the aid comes at a price. There is always a price. Remember: Always A Price.

    • New Story

      11 years ago

      RoninGunner

      Wow it's been way too frickin long since my last journal. i used to do two or three a week.
      I used to post short story segments in my journals, I think Ill do that again.
      Ive got myself a new idea for a reimagining of Cinderella.
      How many of you out there think that ole cinder girl had things handed to her. All she had to do was look pretty and go dancing to get her "happily ever after." And Im referencing the Disney version.
      What if there was no fairy godmother?
      What if Cinderella suffered much darker punishments than no food or water?
      What if she were fueled by hatred? By vengence? By regret?
      What if there was no Prince?
      If anybody thinks this might sound interesting, let me know please.

    • Trick or Treat better than Sex

      11 years ago

      RoninGunner

      The Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:

      10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
      9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes, and go at it again.
      8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
      7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
      6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
      5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
      4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
      3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
      2. Less guilt the next morning.

      And, the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than sex...
      (drum roll)

      1. If You Don't Get What You Want, You Can Always Go Next Door!

    • Joe Satrianni

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      RoninGunner

      For anyone else who loves the playing of guitar god Joe Satrianni

      7 replies

    • I HAVE RETURNED

      11 years ago

      RoninGunner

      Hey if anyone out there remembers me, let me know
      I've been thinking about a comeback tour

    • Hunter's Story: Dragon Hunt pt2

      13 years ago

      RoninGunner

      The next day dawned gray and heavy. Clouds had moved in during the night and they threatened to dump a torrent on the village. I checked my weapons and headed for the town hall. It had been remodeled into a communal dinning area. The walls were covered in news clippings and maps. All the heads in the room turned to regard me as I entered. A massive oak table had been permanently constructed in the giant room. The darkly lacquered top was pitted and scarred from years of hard use. I hung my grenades from the back of my chair, leaned my rifle against the table and rested the launcher next to it.

      No one spoke to me as I waited for my food. I was given a stack of pancakes and eggs with a picture of cold milk. Almost like when I was a kid. I felt slightly nostalgic for the old lives we had all lost. But my thoughts were interrupted when the two trackers entered. They sat across from me and began devouring their food as soon as it arrived. I ate, informed them we would leave in one hour, and collected my weapons and walked out.

      Several young and attractive women waved at me as walked to the large stables. I knew it was going to be miserable when the rain finally came crashing down. As I spoke to the head of the stable I was shown to the large black stallion that would be my ride on this hunt. When the three of us were ready, we mounted up and rode out of the gate to our date with death. Whose death, was still unknown.

      We rode for an hour until reaching the forest, where we tied our horses at the tree line. The dragon would smell the horses coming, but hopefully, it would pay no attention to small creatures like us. I had shared all my knowledge with them as we rode, dragons were fierce, but still quite stupid at times. If we could sneak up on it, a single grenade to the throat could finish it.

      Another hour of walking brought us to its pit. I tore a massive branch of a burnt tree and tossed it into the hole. The two trackers had fanned out at 10 and 2 o’clock, and when the dragon loosed a scream like tearing steel, it’s squat head emerged. The dragon was very bat like. It climbed out of the earth using its wings like hands to grasp the edge of the pit and lift itself out. It’s dull bronze skin easily deflected the automatic gunfire of the two trackers.

      I leapt out of the nearest tree and hit the ground running. I fired at the back of its head with my pistol even as I aimed with the grenade launcher. As the beast turned to face me, I dropped my gun and gripped the launcher with both hands, and fired. The grenade spiraled through the air and exploded inside the monster’s mouth, blowing out the back of its neck. I was barely able to dodge its dying flame blast.

      Cracking open the launcher, I loaded a new round and fired into its dull green eye. That day I learned dragon blood is hot. I was showered in a scalding red mist. As I swore at my own stupidity, I wiped the blood from my exposed skin and motioned for the trackers to come out.

      We looked at the twitching body for a few minutes then turned and left. That night, we celebrated with decent beer, and a feast. The people from the town would certainly be out there the next day to slavage the hide and claws and teeth from the carcass.

      The woman I had requested didn’t have to care for my wounds after all. She was just sore in the morning after we celebrated most of the night.

      I loaded up my bike with my food and feul and left. Surviving in this world was their job. I just made sure they lived another day.

      My name is Malcolm and I hunt monsters.

    • I WAS RIGHT!!!!

      13 years ago

      RoninGunner

      Well I just found out today that I'm gonna have a nephew.
      For the last two months I've been arguing with my sister about wether it'll be a boy or girl.
      And it's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      So now I just gotta think of a nick name for him to harass my sister.

    • Hunter's Story: Dragon Hunt pt1

      13 years ago

      RoninGunner

      My name is Malcolm and I want to tell you a story about life in the twenty-first century.

      Now when people heard the word “dragon†they though of giant, ancient creatures. Full of wisdom and power. And I would have thought the same thing, until the world changed. Now things have become much more primal and raw. And those great dragons might exist somewhere in the world, but here in America, we play host to nasty little midget dragons. The unofficial term is “dragonlingâ€Â, but giant or small, a dragon is serious trouble.

      Several weeks after killing the grendel, my ribs had healed, I had been paid, and I had helped construct additional houses in that nameless village. After staying as long as I could, I began wandering again. This particular adventure occurred when I was about 100 miles north of what was left of Kansas City.

      I should also mention that the planet had also changed. There was now a confirmed volcano, half a mile high, in the heart of Siberia. Hawaii was under water, along with most of the Pacific islands, and the Yucatan Peninsula sank into the sea. But that stuff doesn’t matter. Just know that Kansas City was now a pool of lava.

      I was racing down the road on my Beul and had no particular destination in mind. But I found yet another town of survivors. I needed food, water, and some gas. The last unburned gas station had been 300 miles back. This town had managed to construct a solid concrete wall around it. I was impressed by what they had done, the wall, I could see several chimneys no doubt belonging to small foundries. The gate was plated in iron too.

      After spending an hour parked outside the gate, they finally decided they could use a hunter, even if I was a stranger to them. After being given food and a chance to bathe, much to the shock of the men and women watching when they saw my multitude of scars and muscle. After changing, I heard their proposal.

      It seemed that a dragonling had come down from the plains and was attacking their walls every night. Automatic gunfire wouldn’t pierce it’s hide, so they were at a loss. I agreed that I would kill this dragon if they paid me in food, gas, ammo, and a woman…..to nurse my wounds afterwards.

      It would seem fortune smiled on me that day. There was a National Guard armory nearby. I spent the rest of the day, under close supervision to ensure I didn’t run, breaking the locked doors off their hinges and tearing apart lockboxes until I found the armory keys. And just as I had hoped, I found the ever popular M203. I pulled the grenade launcher off and took a box of 40mm grenades with me. And I decided to take plenty of ammo for my HK rifle. After then men and I returned to the town, I slept alone that night. and the next day, we made our plans. Two very brave, and slightly crazy, men had tracked to beast to its hole in the ground. They also found the charred and torn remains of it's meals.

      Tomorrow, we would kill a dragon.

    • Two Italians on a Bus

      13 years ago

      RoninGunner

      This was too funny not not share
      A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

      The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

      Emma come first.

      Den I come.

      Den two asses come together.

      I come once-a-more.

      Two asses, they come together again.

      I come again and pee twice.

      Then I come one lasta time.

      "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country...we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"

      Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?

      I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."

      I got $5.00 that says you will read this again

  • About Me

  • Comments (384)

    • Neoma

      11 years ago

      Summarizing you.

    • MoranaCeres

      11 years ago

      i'd ask the same thing. i guess im back too now.

    • idolgaming

      11 years ago

      Ronin!

    • idolgaming

      11 years ago

      Ronin!!!!!

    • hot_irish

      11 years ago

      i think about you every time i hear this song. it makes me kinda emotional
      Jordin Sparks No Air Lyrics
      Featuring: Chris Brown Lyrics

      *** Complimentary No Air Ringtone ***
      Tell me how im supposed to breathe with no air (air)
      Oooh....

      (Verse 1)
      [ Jordin S.]
      If i
      should die
      before
      I wake
      Its cause
      you took
      my breath
      away
      losing you is like living in a world
      with no air
      Ohhh...
      [ Chris B.]
      Im here
      alone
      didnt want
      to leave
      My heart won't move
      its incomplete
      wish there
      was a way
      that i can get you to understand

      (Pre-Chorus)
      But How
      Do you expect me
      To live alone with just me
      Cause my world revolves around you
      its so hard for me to breathe

      (Chorus)
      Tell Me How im supposed to breathe with no air
      Can't live can't breathe with no air
      thats how i feel whenever you ain't there
      Its No Air No Air
      Got me out here and the water so deep
      Tell me how you gon be without me
      if you ain't here i just can't breathe
      Its No Air No Air

      No air air (ohhhh)
      No air air (noooo)
      No air air (ohhhh)
      No air air

      ( Verse 2 )
      [ Chris B.]
      I Walked
      I Ran
      I Jumped
      I Flew
      Right off the ground
      To float to you
      Theres no gravity
      To hold me down
      Foreal

      [Jordin S.]
      But Somehow
      Im still alive inside
      You took my breath
      But i survived
      I don't know how
      But i don't even care

      (Pre-Chorus)
      So How (How)
      [No Air lyrics on www.metrolyrics.com]

      Do you expect me (Me)
      To live alone with just me (Ohh)
      Cause my world revolves around you
      its so hard for me to breathe

      ( Chorus)
      Tell Me How im supposed to breathe with no air (ohhhh)
      Can't live can't breathe with no air (ohhh)
      thats how i feel whenever you ain't there
      Its No Air No Air
      Got me out here and the water so deep (So deep)
      Tell me how you gon be without me (Without Me Yeahhh)
      if you ain't here i just can't breathe
      Its No Air No Air

      No air air (ohhhh)
      No air air (ohhhh)
      No air air (ohhhh)
      No air air (No More)

      uhh uhh uhh
      No Air (ohhh)
      uhh uhh uhh (Baby)
      No Air (ohhh)
      uhh uhh uhh
      No Air

      Its No Air No Air
      Heyyy..
      Oooooo..
      No Aiiiiiir
      Oooooo..

      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      (Chorus)
      Tell Me How im supposed to breathe with no air (ohhhh)
      Can't live can't breathe with no air
      thats how i feel whenever you ain't there
      Its No Air No Air
      Got me out here and the water so deep (So deep)
      Tell me how you gon be without me (Without Me Yeahhh)
      if you ain't here i just can't breathe
      Its No Air No Air

      Do you expect me
      To live alone with just me
      Cause my world revolves around you
      its so hard for me to breathe


      (Chorus)
      Tell Me How im supposed to breathe with no air (ohhhh)
      Can't live can't breathe with no air
      thats how i feel whenever you ain't there
      Its No Air No Air
      [ Jordin S.]
      Got me out here and the water so deep
      [ Chris B.]
      Tell me how you gon be without me
      [ Jordin S.]
      if you ain't here i just can't breathe
      [Both]
      Its No Air No Air

      No air air (ohh)
      No air air (ohh)
      No air air (No air)

      [Both]
      No Air...

      Post edited 1/24/08 2:26PM

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      No... any reason for this wondering?

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      Things in my world are going slowly. How about you?

    • idolgaming

      11 years ago

      Sorry I kind of disappeared on you. ^_^;;

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      Wrong ark hon...

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      Not really, but getting there.

    • Detra

      11 years ago

      Hey! You have all my friends on your friends list. Cool.

      Thx for the comment on the Snow White pic. smiley8.gif

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      So what's new with you?

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      It goes. I'm hot and tired. How are you?

    • Glorfingle

      11 years ago

      Excellent, glad to hear things are good with you.

    • Glorfingle

      11 years ago

      hey there my good man, how goes it?

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      Valejo is my favorite.

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      Don't know, I haven't even seen that magazine in ages.

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      Hey Ronin.

    • hot_irish

      11 years ago

      DON'T YOU DARE EAT THOSE BANNANAS! THOSE ARE MY BANNANAS!!!! smiley11.gif

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      So true. Well hon, I'm gonna hit the hay. Later, and good luck!

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      It seems to be a struggle at times.

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      Ah, the one with Jodie Foster right?

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      The what?

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      I don't think I've seen a movie in which he doesn't die... ok, that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but still...

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      But Sean Bean always dies, it's just the way it works.

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      Yeah, that did suck.

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      Well of course not.

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      Of course! Christian Bale... mmmmm....

    • nuntastic

      11 years ago

      they are also pretty tastey

    • Mr_Xeno

      11 years ago

      ROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      ...

      Gunner

    • cold_arrow

      11 years ago

      Thanks. I think she's done a really good job. I'm really happy with the way it's turned out.

    • IamTex

      11 years ago

      Hey, what's up??

    • gooniewench

      11 years ago

      thanks for the comments.

    • Tabaris

      11 years ago

      not to bad here, been trying to tie up some loose ends around the house

    • hot_irish

      11 years ago

      text me as soon as you get the chance plz

    • Cori_Jade

      11 years ago

      Thanks :)

    • idolgaming

      11 years ago

      No, I didn't take you off my friendlist. Remember ages ago, I told you I deleted my account then revived it and all my friends had been removed. I'm sure I told you that. : /

    • vipercaboose

      11 years ago

      yep it is

    • Tabaris

      11 years ago

      welcome back

    • vipercaboose

      11 years ago

      hey welcome back man, took you long enough, Ive been busy playin halo 3 online, being a senior in high school and hanging out with my new girlfriend

    • idolgaming

      11 years ago

      It's a long time, we have some catching up to do yeah but at least your here now.

    • idolgaming

      11 years ago

      Yup I'm 16 now. Why what age did you remember me at?
      I remember you being 19 X3
      Not going on the msn or that pushing it a bit for your position?

    • idolgaming

      11 years ago

      So that's a good thing.
      God last time I spoke to you I think I was only just 15?

    • idolgaming

      11 years ago

      Well looks like people remembered you. = )

    • idolgaming

      11 years ago

      Out of depth?
      Also what made you come back can I ask?

    • idolgaming

      11 years ago

      Must have been...but it kinda feels like it's been 2 years. You staying this time or are you touring?



    • idolgaming

      11 years ago

      It's been a while then. Least I kept up with you in emails and what not. =D

    • gone_astray

      11 years ago

      Oh, I remember now! When you went inactive, I took you off of my watch list. Ah well, guess I'll have to change that.

    • bahari

      11 years ago

      lol, she's nuts. :oP

      and thank you. :oD

    • bahari

      11 years ago

      Sweet! My roommate claims I'm part japanese, lol. I've got "slanty eyes" and other asianesque features, in her mind. :oP

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