Rootbeer

Male
from British Columbia, Canada (yes canada)

  • Activity

    • yawn...

      13 years ago

      Rootbeer

      im really bored....i feel like doing....stuff...

    • server down

      13 years ago

      Rootbeer

      well my WoW server just crashed (greymane) it was pretty funny, i was on a zep a couple minutes before the crash and it just stopped moving, the next zep i tried just disapeared and i fell to my death. in orgrimmar all the NPC's were gone and there were people turning in circles and flying kodos but everyone could still use chat. apparently to everyone else it looked like i was running into a wall... pretty messed up

    • its funny but sadly true

      13 years ago

      Rootbeer

      FINE
      This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

      FIVE MINUTES
      This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

      NOTHING
      This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
      argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

      GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
      This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

      GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
      This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

      LOUD SIGH
      This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

      SOFT SIGH
      Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

      THAT'S OKAY
      This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

      GO AHEAD.
      At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

      PLEASE DO
      This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
      and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay.

      THANKS
      A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

      THANKS A LOT
      This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

    • CoD 2 big red one

      13 years ago

      Rootbeer

      Well today i rented CoD 2 for my xbox, and it was great, although i like the computer CoD 2 better. it is a little short as i finished it in about 5 hours (complete with dinner and bathroom breaks), i had alot of time on my hands today... but yeah 2 thumbs up for CoD 2 big red one

    • all good things...

      13 years ago

      Rootbeer

      well last night the BC teachers voted to end their illigal strike (i wonder if the $1/2 million fine had anything to do with it) but that means im going to school, instead of waking up at noon ill be up at 6:30, hows that for a transition?

    • good news!....?

      13 years ago

      Rootbeer

      whopee! Every teacher in BC is on strike, no school for a week, maybe two, with no end in sight i might even be gone a month! but if its too long i wont have enough credits to graduate...

    • Cyber sex gone bad

      14 years ago

      Rootbeer

      Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

      Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, Im toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

      Wellhung: Im 63 and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. Im also wearing a t-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

      Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?

      Wellhung: OK.

      Sweetheart: Were in my bedroom. Theres soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. Im looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

      Wellhung: Im gulping, Im beginning to sweat.

      Sweetheart: Im pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

      Wellhung: Now Im unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

      Sweetheart: Im moaning softly.

      Wellhung: Im taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

      Sweetheart: Im throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. Im rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

      Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. Im sorry.

      Sweetheart: Thats OK, it wasnt really too expensive.

      Wellhung: Ill pay for it.

      Sweetheart: Dont worry about it. Im wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

      Wellhung: Im fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think its stuck. Do you have any scissors?

      Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. Im reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

      Wellhung: How did you do that? Im picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

      Sweetheart: Im arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

      Wellhung: Im dropping the bra. Now Im licking your, you know, breasts. Theyre neat!

      Sweetheart: Im running my fingers through your hair. Now Im nibbling your ear.

      Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

      Sweetheart: What?

      Wellhung: Im so sorry. Really.

      Sweetheart: Im wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

      Wellhung: Im taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

      Sweetheart: OK. Im pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.

      Wellhung: Im screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

      Sweetheart: Im pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

      Wellhung: Im pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.

      Sweetheart: Whats the matter?

      Wellhung: Ive got a pubic hair caught in my throat. Im choking.

      Sweetheart: Are you OK?

      Wellhung: Im having a coughing fit. Im turning all red.

      Sweetheart: Can I help?

      Wellhung: Im running to the kitchen, choking wildly. Im fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

      Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

      Wellhung: Im drinking a cup of water. There, thats better.

      Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

      Wellhung: Im washing the cup now.

      Sweetheart: Im on the bed arching for you.

      Wellhung: Im drying the cup. Now Im putting it back in the cabinet. And now Im walking back to the bedroom. Wait, its dark, Im lost. Wheres the bedroom?

      Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

      Wellhung: I found it.

      Sweetheart: Im tuggin off your pants. Im moaning. I want you so badly.

      Wellhung: Me too.

      Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately -- our naked bodies pressing against each other.

      Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

      Sweetheart: Why dont you take off your glasses?

      Wellhung: OK, but I cant see very well without them. I place my glasses on the night table.

      Sweetheart: Im bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

      Wellhung: I have to pee. Im fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

      Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.

      Wellhung: I find the bathroom and its dark. Im feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

      Sweetheart: Im waiting eagerly for your return.

      Wellhung: Im done going. Im feeling around for the flush handle, but I cant find it. Uh-oh!

      Sweetheart: Whats the matter now?

      Wellhung: Ive realized that Ive peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. Im walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

      Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.

      Wellhung: OK, now Im going to put my...you know...thing...in your...you know...womans thing.

      Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

      Wellhung: Im touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, Im having a little trouble here.

      Sweetheart: Im moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I cant stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

      Wellhung: Im flaccid.

      Sweetheart: What?

      Wellhung: Im limp. I cant sustain an erection.

      Sweetheart: Im standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.

      Wellhung: Im shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. Im going to get my glasses and see whats wrong.

      Sweetheart: No, never mind. Im getting dressed. Im putting on my underwear. Now Im putting on my wet nasty blouse.

      Wellhung: No, wait! Now Im squinting, trying to find the night table. Im feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.

      Sweetheart: Im buttoning my blouse. Now Im putting on my shoes.

      Wellhung: Ive found my glasses. Im putting them on. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! Im pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

      Sweetheart: Go to hell. Im logging off, you loser!

      Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

      Sweetheart: Logged off...

      My Birthday tommorow!!! (aug 28) but the stupid paintball place is closed (crap!)

    • NOOOO!!!!!! BACK TO SCHOOL!!!

      14 years ago

      Rootbeer

      well school is rapidlly aproaching (fuck) and its gonna be my first year of High School! (oh joy)

      the only upside i can think of is hotter chicks and no dress code! Schweet!

    • GOD DAMMIT!!!

      14 years ago

      Rootbeer

      god damn al quida...al quieda...al...however the hell you spell them, Damn them!!! how the hell does killing people solve problems, espessialy inoccent civilians?!?!? i dont go on a killing spree every time a fast food joint messes up my order! (there'd be ALOT of people dead right now if i did). 37 people dead and what 300 injured? WTF is wrong with them? and how can anyone be mad at the British? there cool (Scotland yay!)

      to all of the U.K.: get well soon
      to all of al... -im not even gonna try to spell it- Go and Fuc k yourselves (and just try it with us Canadians eh!)

    • Whats up with all the flying?

      14 years ago

      Rootbeer

      Whats up with all these jets and heli's and planes? you might be asking yourself. well no im not a wanabe pilot, although i do want to be one (damn, still just a little too young) but my dad is a pilot (and his dad before him...) so that opens doors for me. ive already got about 20 or so hours of flying time logged in (thats the time ive been at the controls) on things like jet rangers, A-Star's, DHC-2's (both M1's and M2's) and even a DHC-3 and Shweizer gliders. eventually i want to go into the Canadian Forces (wow canada has a military!) and fly F-18's or Griffons. so i am a little bit obsessed with all things flying.

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    • MoveOn

      12 years ago

      hey i heard you had a 98 custom. i was wondering if you could help me out with a email or sumfin to a somewere or someone were i could get one.

    • Magnethios

      13 years ago

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    • horehay552

      13 years ago

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      13 years ago

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    • horehay552

      13 years ago

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    • horehay552

      13 years ago

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    • horehay552

      13 years ago

      happy valentines day

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    • Team_America

      13 years ago

      dude your right canada did have less murders than new york, and you guys done even lock your doors, i wish i could leave mine unlocked, go canada. lol,

    • dasheep

      13 years ago

      someday, i want to move to Vancoucer....

    • Killericon

      13 years ago

      Canada kicks ass.

    • otterchap

      13 years ago

      A small clan of Arbuthnott....but with a huge amount of MacDonald....(yeah, I'm a Jacobite

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