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    • Sigh

      9 years ago

      Rowsdower

      ::Stares at accumulated dust and starts to sneeze::

      Well, i found a part time job a couple of months ago. It's in a hotel kitchen, which i shall not name, and it's amateur to an extent that i thought not possible. It's not like it's supposed to be a 5-star hotel with an amazing restaurant, but for the love of god, any standards or sense of organization would be nice.
      The hotel has also seen fit to keep the human embodiment of food poisoning in their employ and i wish i was joking, but that is no exaggeration. If nearly killing multiple employees and guests doesn't get you fired there, a person with a shitty/careless attitude could have a lot of fun there.
      Other than that, nothing new going on. How's everyone else doing?

    • Away

      11 years ago

      Rowsdower

      i saw THIS horrid monstrosity almost three months ago at the Rifftrax blog and fell into a coma. i got better.
      If you still trust any further links i post, try and rinse your brain with, uhhhh... what else do i have? Ah, this!
      Still haven't found a job.
      The end is nigh!

    • A Deal's a Deal

      11 years ago

      Rowsdower
      One Question
      1 question

      1 question.
      1 chance.
      1 answer.
      Thats all you get.

      You get to ask me 1 question.

      any one question,
      no matter how crazy it is.
      ANY 1 question!!

      I promise to answer it truthfully.

      The catch is,
      you have to repost this
      and see what people ask you.
      So go for it.
    • So...

      12 years ago

      Rowsdower

      i've been dealing with some family related stuff and that combined with work hasn't exactly encouraged me to sit around at the computer much.
      For all the things that have seemed to improve under a new owner, it seems like everything is back to square one again. Well, the paychecks clear at least. It seems unlikely i'll still have a job come winter, so maybe i better try and do something about that now while places around here are still likely to hire.
      Drunken retards keep calling me right this very second at 3am and are acting as if i was the one that called them. Cellular phones do not cause brain tumors as fast i wish they did. Anyone whose life has been affected in any way by brain tumors, or any cancer for that matter, please do not take offense.
      i'm going out for a run now. Maybe my drunken callers are about and will mow me down on the sidewalk.
      Happy Canada Day, 4th, and Birthdays everyone.

    • Bleh

      12 years ago

      Rowsdower

      i've been working a bit lately, especially on my days off helping with odd jobs around the place. The site has seemed to be a bit unresponsive for me as of late and it has been annoying the crap out of me since there's a bunch of crap around the house i need to take care of and waiting several minutes for a page load isn't exactly helping any. Load, god damnit!!! i should have a decent chunk of time tomorrow to comment and crap, so hopefully there won't be any problems isp-wise.

    • Entry 61: Ah, Caption This!

      12 years ago

      Rowsdower

      i was recently tossing a bunch of crap cd-rw's and found the disc i saved most of the files from my now defunct laptop on. One of the files was a word perfect document containing quite a few screen captures and captions from Sci-Fi's Caption This! game.
      After Sci-Fi acquired MST3K, they set up Caption This! as a means of interactive content for the show. Basically, a still would be taken from the live feed of Sci-Fi, about every three seconds, and a logged in person could caption that picture. Unfortunately, the page only held about 20 captions and the captions did not get saved anywhere; unless, you did so yourself. So if you had a lot of people captioning at the same time, there's plenty of captions you wouldn't get to see on account of everything getting bumped off the display page so quickly.
      Sometimes the feed would be broken and it would be nothing but a black picture for days at a time, but that wouldn't stop us. Kind of sad i suppose, sitting there for at least 45 minutes with other people, captioning a blank picture. Damn good times though.
      Here are a few of my favorites with their featured captions. Credit has been given to those captions which are not mine.
      Please make your own caption to go along with the pictures.
      captionthis1.jpg
      "Hi, I'm Steve Martin! You may remember me from such films as Leap of Faith, Novocaine, and Mixed Nuts. Did you know that over 1.2 billion dollars is wasted on art every year...."
      captionthis2.jpg
      3497, 3498, 3499, 3500.....
      captionthis3.jpg
      "Yes I see him... He used to be a big Arsenio Hall Show fan and he'd wake you up at all hours of the night... Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!"
      captionthis4.jpg
      Ah, the good 'ole days, when psychiatric help didn't exist and people would line the streets to watch you jump...
      captionthis5.jpg
      ApplesauceX:
      And now for my next trick...
      captionthis6.jpg
      Demitri:
      "Is this your card?....Oh shit..."
      captionthis7.jpg
      Demitri:
      "IS THIS YOUR CA...SHIT!"
      captionthis8.jpg
      SuperPulse:
      "Say it! Say you'll recommend Trident too! C'mon you're the last one, then all 5 dentists will be in agreement!"
      captionthis9.jpg
      "In a desperate attempt to find a way to alienate their remaining viewers, (that have put up with so much already!) Sci-Fi pulled the plug..."
      Looks like the guy responsible for making the rorschach test went mad making them so he covered them completely in ink.
      Now, the back of the U-Haul truck opens up, and we see where we've been abducted to...
      captionthis10.jpg
      Raven_Poe:
      We've come to push the almighty "Do Not Push Button."
      captionthis11.jpg
      Raven_Poe:
      So who do you think I resemble? Dilbert or Drew Carrey?

    • Entry 60: Fight of the Year

      12 years ago

      Rowsdower

      Since i just found out the entire fight is on YouTube, i figured i'd post it. This is Mahyar Monshipour defending his junior featherweight title against Somsak Sithchatchawal and it should earn the nod as fight of the year. Due to the fight taking place in France and the fact that no provider on this continent acquired rights for this fight, it is broadcasted in french.
      Rounds 1-3
      Rounds 3-5
      Rounds 6-8
      Rounds 9-10
      Honorable mentions, which i can't find any decent videos of, because certain networks don't like fights they have no intention of rebroadcasting after two weeks to be viewed at all, or certain networks did not bother to get rights to broadcast certain fights, especially ones everyone knew would be great...
      Mosquera/Valero- Valero TKO 10
      Pacquiao/Morales II- Pacquiao TKO 10
      Brewster/Liakhovich- Liakhovich Unanimous Decision
      Adamek/Briggs II- Adamek Majority Decision

    • Entry 59: Willard meets The Fly

      12 years ago

      Rowsdower

      No, i'm not about to write some crappy fan-fiction on a whim. Yes, i do admit to contributing to a bizarre piece of fan-fiction/possible role playing exercise, in which several others and myself scripted a Coleman Francis film in a manner that we believe he used to piece together his "movies". We were amused at least and weren't aiming for something frighteningly serious... Moving on.
      i was gone for a while due to some family stuff and some crap at work.
      i don't really care to talk about the family related matter, but the restaurant was officially turned over at the end of last Sunday to its new owner. The guy seems cool, has plans for the place, and actually gives a shit, so this should be pretty interesting. i guess he plans to actually renovate the building around March, so i'm not really expecting any time off until then, with the possilbe exception of hours getting cut due to lack of business.
      Back to the Willard thing.
      Many years ago, a neighbor moved in across the street that happened to run a professional lawn care service. Having a pretty horrid looking yard probably wouldn't be good for business, so he cleared a large amount of dead trees and dense brush that occupied more than half the yard. As a result, the wood rats had nowhere to live, so they took refuge in the shitty former farmhouse across the street.
      After weeks of trying, the rat menace was removed from the house. i guess there's a lesson to be learned there, or something, but who gives a fuck. We gots no rats no more so why we got to need to do anything like make sure critters can't get in, hyuck?
      So what do retard and co. do toward the end of September(my father and brother, not the lawn guy, because he moved)? They decide to blitzkrieg the backyard and make it look nice for the first time in over 20 years. Guess what happened when they took down all that brush and dead trees in such a short period of time? The rats had no place to live... Again!
      The new rats evade any humane and lethal traps set out and the brain trust becomes convinced we have to poison the plague spreading bastards. Who needs to think about what would happen if one of these poisoned rats died in whatever crevice it calls home that only it can get to, because you know, the rat will be dead. Can you guess what happens next?
      Basement+Concealed Dead Rat=Swarms of Flies
      At least it's in the basement and there's no odor in the house, but the damned flies get out in groups of 10 or so and start flying around any lit light. i'm just waiting for Jeff Goldblum to come up from the basement and start spewing highly corrosive vomit on me.
      The only good thing is they stay out of my room since it's constantly 30-40 degrees right now. Regardless, it's still fucking vile as all hell. i don't think i can do this anymore.

    • Entry 58: Already?

      12 years ago

      Rowsdower

      Bow your heads in shame for you have been slain by Loopster. Any appendages lost in the battle now belong to him, so you know, if you want them back... you'll have to ask him nicely.
      i'm not certain what's on the chopping block next at the moment, so it looks like you're going to have to wait until next Tuesday.

    • Entry 54: VOTE OR DIE!11!!

      13 years ago

      Rowsdower
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      Help Microbe on Gidol!
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      >>>VOTE MICROBEFOX in POP GRAND FINALS!<<<

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      My tribute video on Gnarls Barkley's song Crazy is up against an unsportsmanship group called Durka Durka Productions. The Durka Durka group has done nothing, but mouth me off and shown me disrespect during this competition. I have shown my utmost respect for them, but again they choose to act like juvinilles.

      This is where you come in fellow RvB members.


      To help support the Journal Frenzy Effort please write a journal about this in your this into your journal for this Thrusday only. Polls close at 3am EST Friday Morning. Let us make this Thursday count more than ever!

      Please pass on this information to everyone you know who is willing to help a fellow RvB member out.

      Thanks for your support,
      Microbe(fox)

      P.s. If you want to copy and paste this exact quote in your journal click here to download a text file here (Right click and Save as) (File hosting courtesy of 606flicks.com)

      I've put spaced at the end of each tag close.

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      Do it, or you will answer to Steven Seagal and his magical cans of lightning bolt!

  • About Me

  • Comments (505)

    • Gee

      9 years ago

      you can't download? I would be happy to send you some dvds for viewing on your computer. I have an extensive collection of bad movies! :)

    • amber

      9 years ago

      i'd like to think that it adds a bunch of stuff. but i'm not entirely sure. when i added mine i got a bonus for having a mega rich me1 character, which i think gives you extra xp or something, along with having a level 59 character and i think a full level paragon character...although it doesn't add anything to your paragon or renegade levels.

      p.s YOU'RE BACK!? wooo. <3

    • Lukie

      10 years ago

      I hate it when you disappear.

    • amber

      10 years ago

      a hit on you? oh....right...THAT...*cough* uh, yeh, that's uh, that doesn't exist anymore. i couldn't afford to keep the hitmen on retainer, they're bloody expensive doncherknow. not to mention this whole economical crisis....my crime syndicate is bankrupt!

      so uh, feel free to come back out into the open, you'll be fine.

      smiley12.gif

    • amber

      10 years ago

      ricardo! it's been oh so long. glad to hear from you, even if it was to berate me for taking my phone for a swim smiley8.gif and no, the windsurfers who were braving the cold water didn't appear to receive any kind of electrical jolt when i dropped it in. bugger. maybe if you got a really really BIG battery.....isn't water extra conductive?

      how are thee? i miss you. smiley12.gif

    • Lukie

      10 years ago

      Hey, why don't you go on Hell's kitchen?

    • Fuck2You

      10 years ago

      "Hey Marked One! What's up!?"

      "Hey Stalker...I have some information that may be of use to people like you..."

    • Fuck2You

      10 years ago

      I did the quest to get the tails and there was NO FUCKING DOG TO KILL!!!!!

      FUCKING SIDE QUESTS ARE BROKEN!

      Find the Family rifle!?

      BULL SHIT IT WASN'T THERE!!!!!!

    • Lukie

      10 years ago

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    • Lukie

      10 years ago

      Oh good. I tend to clean out my friend's list now and then, and usually not signing in for a month is a good indication to delete the person lol. Unless I know they're away or something.

    • Lukie

      10 years ago

      Let me know when you're back.

    • Lukie

      10 years ago

      =(

    • redhott

      11 years ago

      misses yuh
      come to canada soooonnn to visit us

    • the_bloke

      11 years ago

      i just cummed on my poor poor doggy

    • amber

      11 years ago

      don't you mean a 12inch DO?

    • amber

      11 years ago

      heh dutch oven.

    • amber

      11 years ago

      hahah yeh i promise it's bronchitis....don't ask me why i added the y'all, i must've been high on cold and flu meds.
      smiley12.gif

    • Fuck2You

      11 years ago

      fucking amazing!!!!

    • amber

      11 years ago

      capital letters you say? important person? i wonder if he had many leatherbound books, and if his apartment smelled of rich mahogany?

    • amber

      11 years ago

      we'll be sure to fumigate before transportation!

    • amber

      11 years ago

      not too sure about the boats. maybe um...hmm...catch a shark and ride it here. or something. i'm not really good at thinking up dastardly international travel plans...as you can see by my current state of residence in australia land. maybe you should invent a teleporter? that'd be great. so yeh...get on that will you? thanks, you're a doll. smiley12.gif

    • Mauller

      11 years ago

      Good lord. Please keep that stuff away from me. Hasn't it been banned in Canada yet as a toxic substance?

    • amber

      11 years ago

      what am i going to do about it?


      "meh". smiley8.gif

    • amber

      11 years ago

      oh...you wanted to be 'done' soon? i had no idea. i was just going along at a leisurely pace, and kind of hoping that by some miraculous fluke, you'd be crushed to death by a piano in a freak accident, then i could claim it was all my doing, without even lifting a finger....i am the epitome of laziness doncherknow.

      also, the dude at the bar was plugging his ears to block the sound of his HORRIBLE music that he was playing all night until 7am the next morning. did i mention that the boys' bedroom is right above the 'pirate bar'? i got, oh say, 3hrs of sleep that night. ugh.

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    • amber

      11 years ago

      i was thinking maybe a grand piano? or a big swinging construction ball? any of those tickle your fancy?

      smiley12.gif

    • amber

      11 years ago

      i'm quite sure i have no idea what you're talking about.



      *note to self: he's knows too much, he must be taken care of. have one of the 'boys' pay ricardo a little visit tonight and ensure he has a little 'accident'*

    • amber

      11 years ago

      ricardo!

      yes, i am still here. right now as a matter of fact. we are supposed to find out how long we have to go at the end of july...but i call bullsh!t, as we were supposed to find out 2 months ago. eh, it's money in my bank though, so i no complain.

      also, no gremlins, just a forgetful amber...stupidly forgetful. ah well. back to the torrents i go.

      also, i have missed you. smiley12.gif

    • amber

      11 years ago

      so this temp job....has lasted for 3 months now.... woo!

    • Jabberwocky

      11 years ago

      Sorry about your snake. i hate how a lot of those animals can be in horrible shape and there's no way to tell unless there's some obvious appearance indicators. Although there's nothing you could have done, i'm sure it lived a lot more comfortably than it would have had it not been sold.


      Don't I know it. Unless there is a very obvious rash or something, you just don't know. You just have to watch them, a lot, and see if they are acting abnormally, and even then you can't be too certain.

      She was a very mean snake. When I said "feisty", I was putting it nicely. Very nicely. But now I'm not so sure her meanness was just her way or a result from being sick.

      I am sad to see her go. She was a pretty specimen, lively, and a great addition to the family.

      Ah, well, that's life.

    • amber

      11 years ago

      it's only a temp job, which will last 1 or 2 more weeks, so yeh.

      and also, aside from the scary ass clown, that's a brilliant birthday card! thankyou! simply because sydney is on fire, and that place is a shit hole!

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    • amber

      11 years ago

      until i start getting PAID to cook for my familia, i refuse to wear my hair up or in hair nets . OH&S be damned!

    • amber

      11 years ago

      you know what that picture is missing? clown make-up.

    • amber

      11 years ago

      you know....stuffs?

    • amber

      11 years ago

      you know nasing! NASING!

    • amber

      11 years ago

      and then? all that means is there's a clown with the knowledge of my sleeping brain patterns. big whoop!

    • amber

      11 years ago

      i take no ownership of the clown. NONE! he is yours and yours alone. i know you have a thing for him, there's no denying it sir, i can sees it in your eyes.
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    • amber

      11 years ago

      not that you'd know anything about that or the like

      i'm onto you ricardo...you and your clowns and your government and your blood...oh your deliciously warm and sticky blood. *cough*

    • amber

      11 years ago

      i can't believe i've never seen that sketch before. i'm so ashamed. but that was awesome.

      also, i thank you for your answer to my question. i agree with you. we're awesome, and unforgiving.

      smiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • amber

      11 years ago

      was that just an excuse to post a monty python video clip? cause you don't really need an excuse for that.
      i didn't see no rambo in that clip.

      p.s john cleese is my hero.

      p.p.s my favourite part of that is after he's killed the guard after taking a looong time to run up to them, and the other one calls after him "hey". that is the greatest "hey" in the history of cinematography.

      smiley12.gif

    • Charlie

      11 years ago

      You silly boy! That picture WAS three years ago!

    • amber

      11 years ago

      don't make me send you a photo of my finger which i cut with scissors just to relieve the pressure. cause i'll do it.

    • StupidIdiots

      11 years ago

      Hmmm, good idea that. Or perhaps make sure he doesn't do some sort of educational program on A&E on the biographies of famous historical people.

    • Magooalou

      11 years ago

      thank you!

    • StupidIdiots

      11 years ago

      Ah. Not Richard Knight, senator of Jeff Knight in Clonus? But very understandable, considering the awkward mentality of the Internets in general. Though with my name no one really seems to mind. Bah!
      Yes it is, and I'm slowly working on that. Hopefully I'll also find out who else can try their hand at captions if I can't ask Al and Jet about them.

    • amber

      11 years ago

      oh my dear, you misunderstand me. it wasn't a matter of a lack of journal, it was just that now i have to think of a question to ask you, and i have to post that thing on my page. and my brain ain't working so good these days, so thinking of a question....it's gonna be hard sir, HARD!

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    • Magooalou

      11 years ago

      its to get people sick, especially little kids who like eating toothpaste and stuff......

    • amber

      11 years ago

      treading a thin line my friend, a THIN LINE! of DOOM!

    • amber

      11 years ago

      you're going to PAY for that blasphemous post of that horrible HORRIBLE clown on my journal entry. payment wise, i'd prefer the cheque to be made out to cash....and the amount left blank. thanks.

    • amber

      11 years ago

      can i have one five for the road?

    • Shashi

      11 years ago

      The scream was actually one of our friends stretching while we were recording other voices for another project and he made that noise out of nowhere. We laugh so hard at that noise so we decided to use it for EVERY scream.

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