Rs_Conqueror

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from Boston, MA

  • Activity

    • I AM working on a comic I sware!

      10 years ago

      Rs_Conqueror

      Was busy at Anime Boston. I'll have a new comic up soon(ish).
      Also... I might be slightly drunk while typing this...
      (I'm kidding about that last part).
      (and also that first part).
      (no wait, just the last part again).

    • Comic: Burnt Chickens & Dead Babies

      10 years ago

      Rs_Conqueror

      DISPENSAH GOES HEAH! TELEPORTAH GOES HEAH! COMIC LINK GOES HEAH!
      Good Lord, dead baby jokes! Something is seriously wrong with me. What's worse is that today's comic is based on a real conversation I had with Josh Miller from GameForLife. That poster he's standing in front of? That's a real poster which is being plastered all over the uncharted frozen north; and looking at it I suddenly want to eat a cheeseburger, which further solidifies my character as being nothing less than deranged.
      While I'm on the subject of Josh; he put me in one of his comics. So go visit it, not just because I'm a sexy stud no matter who draws me, but also his comics are pretty damn funny.

      So what have I been up to? Cons! And by cons I mean RoflFAIL NY!
      I swore to myself I'd write a comic and a rant to deal with everything that went on there. I even drew half a comic before my tablet died and by then roflthing was so far in the past posting it would be pointless.
      So how can I sum it up so I can move on? Boring.
      NOTHING.
      FREAKING.
      HAPPENED.
      I mean, there was this guy named Jason Scott who got up, and for an hour and a half, talked about how he twitters about his cat. HIS FREAKING CAT! So for an hour and a half I sat back and watched anonymous make fun of the fact that Jason Scott looks like a 45 year old manchild who lives with his mother and does all his shopping at hot topic.
      OH WAIT! HE IS, AND HE DOES!
      The guy who created comic sans was there, but his panel was boring. A history of comic sans? I don't care where it came from, I wanted an apology dammit! (I didn't get one).
      The only true highlight of the weekend was meeting TronGuy at the afterparty while all my friends smoked and drank their asses off.
      On a completely related note, when stranded in NYC at 2:30AM, it is completely possible to shove thirteen people into the same hotel room without room service noticing/caring.
      It was during the shoehorning of people into that room that I met the following awesome people:
      HPdarkness, photographer/graphic designer extraordinaire; who doesn't mind sleeping on the floor next to an open window.
      Ash-the-fox, a furry. Avoid at all costs!
      DiENExDREAM, a pretty cool chick with an awesome collection of techno, and an unhealthy obsession with sega.
      And TheBlackDeath WHO SNORES LOUDER THAN A TROPICAL RAINFOREST!

      And so these people, along with tronguy, made roflcon woth going to, and if they go next year I'll totally be down for another trip to NY (Because any excuse to leave my house after months/years of reclusiveness is a good one.)

      I had more I wanted to whine about, but it's almost 5:00AM, and I think I have work in the morning. So Goodnight
      ~ Rs/Elek/Conqy = offline
      Current MP3: Dean Gray - [American Edit #06] Novocain Rhapsody.mp3

    • I have a bad habit...

      10 years ago

      Rs_Conqueror

      ...of drawing my comics before I've written a script. Colored. Adding text tomorrow morning. Sleep now.

    • comic status

      10 years ago

      Rs_Conqueror

      about 50% inking done. Colors next and hopefully completed before the weekend is over.

    • cameras and stuff.

      10 years ago

      Rs_Conqueror

      Been busy lately. Should have some photos that I took show up in the new american magazine later this month. I also have a shiny new press pass. Spiffy.

    • Digital-overload

      10 years ago

      Rs_Conqueror

      DO has internet access this year. Nice fat pipe so updating TF2 and L4D wasn't a problem. Also watchmen was good.
      Off to New York after this. :D

    • ROFLCON-NY 09

      10 years ago

      Rs_Conqueror

      Back from Roflcon, it was fun. Full update when I feel like it.

    • THE SPIRIT IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE SPIRIT

      10 years ago

      Rs_Conqueror

      >>>>Comic Link<<<<
      Ok, I have to preface this post with a disclaimer.
      *ahem * Josh “scud†Miller, the real life counterpart to the character in this comic strip actually believes that the spirit was a pretty okay movie. He wishes that the wrong impression not be spread about that. His character in the comic book world does not mirror his real life views regarding Frank miller’s adaptation of Will Eisner’s “The Spirit†Motion picture.
      There, now we have that out of the way, and can get on to the only opinion which matters in this space, MINE!
      So, the spirit was bad… Twilight for boys bad! What did I expect? A decent film noir, superhero detective story.
      What did I get? Frank Miller’s sexual frustrations as played by the rejected cast of sin city.
      Oh and Samuel L. Jackson dressed up as a nazi and yelled about eggs on his face.
      I could go on about how bad it was… So I will!
      The police were about as useless as can be, which is odd, considering how they should all be connected with their easy-to-use NOKIA CELL PHONES, while exchanging information on their DELL COMPUTERS and apprehending criminals in their DEPENDABLE FORD CARS AND TRUCKS.
      Yeah, they went a liiiiiitle overboard with the product placement. But what was bad was that the product placement didn’t make any damn sense! It’s set in the 50s, but everyone has a cell phone and a computer? Jeeze Frank, pick a technological era and stick with it!
      The whole movie feels like it was done in one take, seeing as how the actors are always tripping over, or forgetting their own lines.
      Now, in spite of everything I’ve said, I loved this movie. And I think you will too so long as you participate in this little experiment I’m about to put before you.
      WARNING! You must be of legal drinking age wherever you live to continue with my super awesome patented “Spirit Film Enjoyment Activityâ€Â.
      First, get a bottle of hard liquor, It doesn’t have to be too strong because you WILL use the whole thing up. Take the bottle into the theater with you, (You can also do this in the privacy of your own home if you feel so inclined).
      Now follow these instructions.
      Whenever the Spirit Hits on a girl, or chases a skirt. Take a shot.
      Whenever it looks like a character has forgotten their line. Take a shot.
      Whenever Samuel L. Jackson says, or does, anything that makes no Damn sense. Take a shot.
      Whenever you see evidence of sexual frustration on the part of Frank Miller. Take a shot.
      Notice how the film is getting better and better?
      Surprise! The spirit is your new favorite film! Go out now and enjoy it!

      That’s all for now, more comics as inspiration strikes. Till next time…
      RsConq/Elek = out
      Current mp3: Girl Talk - Night Ripper â€" Ask about me.mp3

    • Hulk Vs

      10 years ago

      Rs_Conqueror

      So Hulk Vs Wolverine might just be the greatest animated comic book movie ever.
      I have my reasons for believing this...
      Also here

  • About Me

  • Comments (249)

    • GameForLife

      10 years ago

      Remember my "I will get to Boston as long as my bills don't bankrupt me," plan?

      Guess what happened.

    • GameForLife

      10 years ago

      Dude.

      I've officially secured a table at Otafest. Are you gonna be joining us for that one?

    • DarkJedi375

      10 years ago

      Well, no harm, no foul. If anything, piracy has actually increased the amount of games I purchase within a year.

    • DarkJedi375

      10 years ago

      Now, now. Don't be so quick to judge. I use this as a method of 'try before you buy'. What do I do when I download a movie I enjoyed? I delete it and go buy the DVD. I roll the same way with my video games, both PC and Wii games. Today, for instance, I discovered that the Star Wars: Clone Wars game for the Wii is the worst game I have ever played on the Wii. I would have been disgusted paying $50 for that crap. On the other hand, Boom Blox is amazing, so I bought it today.

      Some people tell me that's what renting games is for, but come on, who REALLY gets the money for rentals? Not the development studios...

    • Spartan152

      10 years ago

      Ohh, I talked to the manager he said two is the limit and now im just against the 360 warranty, screw the extra 30 dollars now.

    • goggles86 MrchntMariner

      10 years ago

      Seriously, if you turn RvB into 4chan, I'll kill you myself, no matter what pedo-jokes you may offer...

    • GameForLife

      10 years ago

      Aw, shut it, blue.

    • GameForLife

      10 years ago

      Stop trying to turn RvB into 4chan, dammit!

    • DarkJedi375

      10 years ago

      Heh. I love Psychostick. I saw them here in Chicago on Valentine's Day a few years back. Best show ever.

    • GameForLife

      10 years ago

      Please drop me a line during this event, to try to keep me sane!

    • KaliYuga

      10 years ago

      In that picture of Faith, I just noticed that her glove is on the wrong hand. And no, it's not mirrored. Or am I backwards?

    • KaliYuga

      10 years ago

      But I can't post Alex Ross-written stories in my images section ow can I? Not that he writes...

      My argument was feeble.

      I've disappointed myself for the last time.

      *strangles*

    • DarkJedi375

      10 years ago

      Just to clarify, Circuit City isn't going belly up. They're just closing 155 stores across the country. They're still pushing on...

    • lev_sco

      10 years ago

      LOL YES


      That must be it!!!

      MACS!!!!

    • laeria

      10 years ago

      *bonks your head with a rolled up newspaper* >=o

      Stop being an a** by talking bad about yourself, young man!

      ... Erm... I mean... that's what I would do. >.>;
      <.<;

      *hides the newspaper behind her back*

    • Paris

      10 years ago

      Don't make me laugh that hard when I need to pee!

    • laeria

      10 years ago

      XDD

      This does little to ease my concerns. =P But at least you didn't get hurt! ^.^

    • goggles86 MrchntMariner

      10 years ago

      Why, Thank You, Elijah.

      I had no clue had to do that, so I'm glad you did.

    • lev_sco

      10 years ago

      My guild does tho I am not on it

    • laeria

      10 years ago

      So you feel like you don't fit in because you're optimistic? You kinda lost me there.

      I'm only happy when it raiiins!! >.<

      I... don't know. I blame my anti-depressants for making me not feel too miserable to care! >.< *shakes fist at them* It makes me feel weird... u.u

      I don't know... *rocks back and forth* I'm so confused! >.<

    • lev_sco

      10 years ago

      and we PAY them for these ideas!

    • laeria

      10 years ago

      XP

      Uh huh... but I honestly didn't think you read my journals... I feel special now! ^_^ Whee!

    • webman121

      10 years ago

      hey man I never get to get on any more

    • laeria

      11 years ago

      rofl. XDD

      Catchy! =o

    • Cabooseman

      11 years ago

      I'll probably be hanging out on the Champion server on CoV. I forgot how to add people, lol. But my villains name is Tokyo Vigilate 1.

    • jdman2289

      11 years ago

      zomg sponsor secret...

    • lev_sco

      11 years ago

      if there is i never found one

      even using the on screen kb its still pretty quick.

    • lev_sco

      11 years ago

      ^^
      'O' s are bad and so are 3's but w and try cursive lowercase z - those 2 can be evil

    • webman121

      11 years ago

      you have forza motorsport 2. That game is awsome

    • webman121

      11 years ago

      he man sup

    • webman121

      11 years ago

      I don't think so

    • goggles86 MrchntMariner

      11 years ago

      AGREED!!!

    • KaliYuga

      11 years ago

      Are you an alcoholic? That'd explain it.

      But I won't drink it... it's likely got taurine and I'm allergic to it. It makes me vomit.

    • GameForLife

      11 years ago

      No shit. That's why I sent it to you.

    • Cabooseman

      11 years ago

      Did you get to the zooming in of the crotch?

    • laeria

      11 years ago

      14 year old daughter


      ROFL. XDDD

      Oh man... now I want to put that on all of my applications that I'm not serious about. XD;

    • KaliYuga

      11 years ago

      Oh well that clears everything up. Sarcasm not intended.

      I should now you better than that by now. I blame Josh for filling my head with thoughts about you being serious and being even more of a douche bag than usual. ;D

    • KaliYuga

      11 years ago

      Hey, how are you?

      I respect your opinion in my journal, I see it got a bit heated over there in my absence.

      It's times like these that I'm almost happy the mod point system was abolished. Almost.

      Anyway, I respect what you said, even though I'm also a bit torn between respecting your opinion and kicking you in the face for what came off as arrogant, ignorant and very much male in its entirety. But for now, we'll go with the respect. I know it's the internet and all, but it still takes some form of balls or guts or something to say opinions like that.

      I'm not upset or anything. Except for the emo comment. And maybe the BBW or whatever the fuck comment. Fuck you. Sideways. Opinionated bastard.

      Anyway, you okay? I don't see that much anger and shite from you very often unless there's a reason. Also, we haven't talked much lately. Mostly my fault there.

    • Shadowveil26

      11 years ago

      In response to Rs_Conqueror, post #8...Why don't ya stop fer one bloody second instead of being all I am so righteous, yeah, this lovely young lady my be feeling down about her self, but that gives you no damn right to go off on her blaming her for how she feels about her self...you must have never been bullied...I'd say as a kid, but you are still a kid...peer pressure plays a major role in a persons life especially if they are sensitive to how they look...being happy or displeased of ones appearance. So I'd suggest that in the future you grab a damn brain and put your self into the persons shoes who you are going to jump all over!!!

      It is people like you that makes me despise most people...ignorance is not an excuse to be arrogant!!!

    • KaliYuga

      11 years ago

      In reply to the comment you left on my most recent journal:

      Fuck you. <3

      Or maybe it should be more like "fucking, what the fucking, how the fuck did you two fucking fucks fucking.... FUCK!"

      Wasn't what I was going for when I started writing it but thanks, I think? smiley12.gif

    • Cabooseman

      11 years ago

      Well, when it comes to the graphics, I can't argue with the 1.5 label. There really can't be that much of an improvement from one game to another that uses the same engine. There could be slight tweaks here and there, but I doubt it'll be anything to gush over.
      Everything else though, that's debatable on whether or not it deserves that label, because to me, it looks like Epic is trying really hard to give us something familiar but new, so as to give us something different then what Gears 1 put out. And I would love to see some vehicles in MP. Driving around in the Derrick in a giant MP map (kinda like Sandtrap in Halo 3 with the Elephants) would be epic, or maybe even the junker. The one thing I really hope they improve in MP is the host advantage though.

      Post edited 5/12/08 3:40PM

    • Cabooseman

      11 years ago

      The puns in questions are here.

    • laeria

      11 years ago

      XD

      I haven't seen MiB2 in ages. >.<

    • laeria

      11 years ago

      concerning space aliens and sex changes...

      it most likely depends upon the breed of space alien. some may reproduce by cloning themselves (and thus need no reproductive organs), some may never die, some may have both sets of organs already, and so on. either way I'll bet it'd still be possible for a human to sew a penis onto an alien's head or something... just to see what happens. *can imagine many of them doing that as a joke* -.-;

    • KaliYuga

      11 years ago

      I was gonna make a snide comment in reply to your journal comment in Josh's journal, but I thought better of it, because in reality it was just an AIDS joke that also poked fun at your loneliness.

      But I won't say it 'cause I'm nicer than that.

    • GameForLife

      11 years ago

      + 1 go fuck yourself

    • KaliYuga

      11 years ago

      Good idea. We have to talk later 'cause like... I'm bored and I miss your sarcasm and stuff.

    • KaliYuga

      11 years ago

      I was gonna ask if I can use that one actually.

      What the hell are you doing awake at this hour you crazy bastard? smiley0.gif

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