RvB_Omally

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from Cedar Falls, WI

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    • ~~Caboose~~ A Life Story

      13 years ago

      RvB_Omally

      He's the blue team's rookie. When he first arrives in Blood Gulch, he's enthusiastic, if a bit slow. Still, he tries to do what was best for the team, and does what he's told. He's also ridiculously strong, which comes in handy sometimes.

      Caboose's parents always had high hopes for him. They really wanted an actor in the family, so they named him after their favorite one: Michael J. Fox. Unfortunately, they never did enough research to find out Michael J. Fox's middle name, so rather than make something up and have it be wrong, they made his middle name the letter J itself. They also got him in the habit of using his full name when introducing himself, in order to sound all impressive. Unfortunately, the only acting Caboose was ever any good at was faking an interest in the military, which is how he got stationed in Blood Gulch.

      Caboose believes in always having a girlfriend, never a wife. Like Hugh Heffner, only without the money or the women. He came to the Gulch fresh out of military school, where they didn't actually tell him about the situation he'd be going in to. He had no idea he was going to be fighting a bunch of red guys, and inadvertently gave the red rookie Donut their flag, thinking he was the blue team's General.

      Unfortunately for him, Church and Tucker call him a moron so often that it sticks. In a surprisingly short time, most of the intelligence he may once have had ends up vanishing, leaving him as an idiot. Ironically, he's the only person who figures out where the interactive tutorial is for the tank, and hence the only one who knows how to control it.

      Learning how to drive the tank ends up being the low point of Caboose's life, because he accidentally blows up Church with it. In his defense, it wasn't entirely his fault; he lost control of the tank, which subsequently went seeking targets and found Church. With the friendly-fire protocol disabled, the tank was able to kill him indiscriminately. This unfortunate twist of fate gave Caboose a new-found goal: Earn Church's Respect, and Try to Impress Him.

      It turns out it's very difficult to earn Church's respect when you're in love with a tank. Shortly after blowing up Church, Caboose is forced to bail out of the tank to avoid getting murdered during an air strike. This closeness draws him very close to Sheila, who also gains a fondness for him because nobody else has been inside her.

      As tends to happen to people destined for misfortune, things end up going from bad to worse for our friend Caboose. When the homicidal A.I. O'Malley leaves Tex's armor, it enters Caboose's, making him more and more aggressive. O'Malley takes so much control over him that Church and Tex have to go inside his head and kill it. By the time that's done, Caboose's mental image of Church is dead, causing him to have no idea who this strange person bossing him around is. Fortunately for Caboose, he would soon build new memories, and things would return to normal.

      When the A.I. left Caboose's body, it entered Doc's, which eventually forced the Blues and Reds to work together. Caboose went through the Red teleporter with Sarge in pursuit of the diabolical computer code, but came out in some other place where people seemed to be immortal. They were caught in a seemingly endless cycle of attack and retaliation, murder and death. At this time, Caboose would finally discover that a piece of O'Malley was still inside him, giving him the ability to be very angry and say weird things.

      After defeating the bizarre forces wherever he was, he went through a teleporter reprogrammed by Simmons to take Sarge and Caboose to Simmons' current location, where Sarge let him press a button to contact Donut. Then Caboose pressed another button that triggered Church's self destruct with a ten megaton bomb, killing him yet again. Church's explosion destroyed the present, catapulting everyone through time. Caboose ended up in the future, where things are very shiny, and where Tucker is blamed for destroying the present. Stupid Private Tucker.

      After taking credit for finding the Warthog that Donut found, he ended up meeting with Tex with the Reds, and being conscripted to carry the bomb Tex had prepared for blowing up the base. After planting it, he found Church in the computer, and was told that he's supposed to be The Great Destroyer. It turns out, however, that he's not the dumbest creature in the Universe after all. Go figure.

    • New "Not Locked" Andy The Bomb Thread

      in Forums > New "Not Locked" Andy The Bomb Thread | Follow this topic

      RvB_Omally

      place quotes, and other andy related stuff here, yes mods i used the search button. all i came up with is a locked andy fourm, so there are no other andy fourm, not locked, fourms out ther.

      lets start with this, andy and caboose thread

      Caboose: Lets relax, and count backwards from 10, 9, 8, 7,
      Others NO!!!!, Caboose, new happy place.

      75 replies

    • Spooky movie

      13 years ago

      RvB_Omally

      A creepy video is going around the net with this note attached:

      READ THE STORY FIRST BEFORE YOU OPEN THE ATTACHMENT

      >> Strange but interesting. This is a car advertisement from Great Britain.

      >> When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot. The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon.

      >> Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you’ll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road….Spooky!

      >> Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide.

      >> If you listen to the ad, you’ll even hear the cameraman whispering in the background about it near the end of the commercial. So turn up the sound!

      A little creepy but pretty cool!

      CLICK HERE TO WATCH IT dvorak.org/blog/images/GhostlyCarAd.wmv

      This was given to me by Infiltrate

    • Looking for lost episodes

      13 years ago

      RvB_Omally

      Hey i don't know how soon there goona post episode 41 to download episode 41 that is the only episode i am missing. If by any chance you can find it on a site plz give me the link.

      Much appreciated
      The Evil Omally

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  • About Me

  • Comments (52)

    • Squirrly

      13 years ago

      Cedar Falls huh? smiley6.gif

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      a while ago

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      When did you get that award?

    • mxxw

      13 years ago

      round 2!!!
      please vote again!! (for me 'mxxw')

      http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=625704

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      sure not now though i am in school

    • mxxw

      13 years ago

      could you vote for me, the link is in my journal

      thanks

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      I might set up the purpose of my new group.

      If you hate mod cheaters and wants to prevent mod cheating and lock threads, come to my group.

      Otherwise, don't bother.

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      were plating a volleybomb?

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      well i know one of my firends has 575 mod points so 20 anit much. but i can't realy tell who did it

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      Normally people only get 1 or two mods for their pics.

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      cuz ppl liek my pics, i guess

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      Why are you getting so many + mods for your pictures? The maximum I get is 12 mods for my main picture!

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      yo!!!

    • esrom

      13 years ago

      WAZZZAAAAPPP

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      whtever.....

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      ok lets say blue

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      i cant tell them all......

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      hehehe, posible they dont know how?

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      lol......gotta be a sponsor...

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      well, ur not supposed to save it...

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      have you tried it on the animated gif's?

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      yea jsut upload it

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      know how to put a pick on ur profile?

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      also how do you get your text yellow

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      wich one?

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      the animated oen and the tiemline one

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      yea how di dyou get that pic in your aobut sectoin.

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      yes? can i help you?

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      I still have 20 spots left in my contest.

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      Do you like particpating in contests?

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      I hsve my second quiz out. it's mainly about awards, chain letters, the annoying stuff. You will not be scored on this one.

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      ahh ok @ 100% undersating.

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      That is exactly right.

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      ok if i understad correctly you but a link to a banned place so to trick ppl when they click it. i aam about 89% understadign this and 89% till next karma lv too. ironic. where everone is mae of iron~~caboose~~

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      That is error 153.

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      ok wow next question where is the link gogin to. the place i ma banned where is that?

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      This is what you get when you push the "link" button

      [link=http://][/link]

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      This is the url: rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/index.php?error=153

      Put this to the location of this smiley: smiley0.gif

      " target="_blank"> This is the link

      Like that, and put this in your "about" section of your profile.

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      oh and i thnk you get +1% karma for a comment post

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      ohh ok i jsudt got mine toay. het that soemtihng to write a journal about.

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      So if that is true, the exact date that I got Joel's award was Oct. 15th

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      hey is it consinder mod cheating if you make a journal entry and deleat it, cua you are supposed to spam you heart out in those tihngs.

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      this year? if so wow. and we should talk here instead of on my pic comments.

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      By the way, if you want to know, I signed up at Oct. 7th.

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      Scores: noob rating 10/30 (above average)

      You have opinions unlike most other people, although you probably don't want to express them with the fear of getting flamed. Neg-modding someone just because that person did that to you just makes you look like an idiot to other people.

      Freeloaders do complain and are stupid, but the fact that sponsors feel superior to them is also stupid. Think about that for a second.
      Still, you could make a good friend.

      Please do not consider my feedback to be negative.

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      where? i jsut foudn thi slyign arround and didn't want it to get lsot so i put it here

    • killthem

      13 years ago

      It looks like they got the colors wrong for almost all of the characters. My website quiz is now available.

    • RvB_Omally

      13 years ago

      umm i have seen that liek a million times all over the site. this ones better 57020680_1bb15f4563_o.gif

    • S1apSh0es

      13 years ago

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    • kac4ever

      13 years ago

      Sup! me is posting messages so u dont have to answer

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