S1apSh0es

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from Easley, SC

  • Activity

    • This is a joke, right?

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      Christian fundamentalists the world over now give you *drumroll* the "Ex-Masturbator" t-shirt. So you may walk proudly down the streets letting God's people know that you are no longer "in bondage to masturbation." WTF does that even mean?

      Take a looksy:

      gawker.com/5146470/christians-and-hipsters-agree-on-t+shirt

      Best comment on the vid: "If Christians are to support this the Pope has to start wearing Ex-Nazi t-shirts."

    • Happy Birthday....

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      ...to meh :3

      Is being 19 any different than being 18?

    • Asheville is Metal Country

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

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      Went to my 2nd concert, again Friday night in Asheville, NC at the Orange Peel. Minneapolis's Epicurean (Progressive Death Metal, formed 2004) opened up and put on a hell of a show despite the 2nd guitarist quitting earlier in the week. The remaining guitarist filled the void quite nicely and soloed like a champ. The drummer had to pull double duty when Ventura, CA's Warbringer (Death/Thrash Metal, formed 2005) came on and was short a drummer since Nic had supposedly "busted his arm" as the frontman put it. Warbringer got the first mosh pit of the night (as well as my first period) with their opening song "Severed Reality" from their new CD which was just released that night on Century Media. I bought it on the cheap with a patch after the whole thing, listening to it right now. Belphegor (Austria, Blackened Death Metalformed 1994) came on 3rd and I sat that on out since I don't care for them much. 4th was Exodus (thrash metal legends from San Fran, CA, formed 1980) and damn they put on a great show. The first pit was started within 5 seconds of the first song Bonded by Blood, Rob Dukes the frontman didn't even have to ask. Exodus has been known since the early 80's for their excessively rowdy shows and at one point were banned from all venues in San Fran due to living up to their apparent motto "Total destruction guaranteed overnight." Rob at one point asked that night "Make these fucking security guards earn their money! They don't have a scratch on them." They got the biggest pit of the night and stole the show from the headliner, Kreator (Germany, Thrash Metal, formed 1982). Not to say Kreator didn't deliver a good show. Mille Petrozza was also an excellent frontman and kept the crowd fired up even when the show was over.

      I hope they all come back again sometime soon. I know Warbringer will be back in October at least. I hope Exodus will tag along too.

      Pix in first comment!!

    • Talladega Aftermath

      in Forums > Talladega Aftermath | Follow this topic

      S1apSh0es

      After the controversial finish at Tally last week, what is everyone's thoughts on that event? Could it have been avoided? Is anyone or anything to blame? Or is it just a freak accident that will never happen again? Discuss.

      4 replies

    • Went to my first concert last night.

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      And it was pretty fucking awesome! It was at a small venue called the Orange Peel in Asheville, NC and here's the line-up: Dååth, Cynic, and the headliner, Dragonforce. Anyone who knows my musical preferences will know that I have a distaste for Dragonforce. I went to the show for Cynic, who are in my top 5 favorite bands of all time. Now, the line-up is about as strange and diverse as they come. Dååth is a reletively new band who play industrial death metal, Cynic (formed in 1987 went on Hiatus in 1994 and reformed in 2007) play an extremely unique form of technical progressive jazz fusion metal with some death metal vox coming in at certain times, and Dragonforce (formed in 1999 under the name Dragonheart) as you all know play a brand of massively cheesy power metal. About 75% of the crowd were Dragonforce fans (mostly brought from Guitar Hero no doubt) but the Cynic t shirts were there in large numbers too. Cynic being one of those bands who can pull in a crowd of devoted fans (like myself) from neighboring states. The show was great and each band expressed one of the 3 emotions a band can go for live: anger and aggression (Dååth), technical proficiency/playing ability (Cynic), and comedy (Dragonforce). So I got everything I could possibly ask for from that show and every band put on a great show. As soon as DF started up I had my arms crossed but by the 2nd song they had me into it, they were just so goddamned funny. Their mic stands had cup holders for their beer, the bassist made exaggerated facial expressions the whole time, the keyboardist ran back and forth on stage with his pink keytar, the guitarist made squinted his eyes and insinuated that Herman Li (lead guitarist) had a small penis several times, Herman started making wanking gestures everytime he got the chance, and ZP (the front man) was just nuts. I never took these guys seriously before, but now I have a new found respect for them. I see them as the AC/DC of power metal, the music is nothing amazing, but damnit they know how to put on a good concert and make you laugh. If they come around again I'll definitely go, with Cynic or not.

      Pics in the first comment.

    • I just played a game of Left 4 Dead

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      And I killed 666 zombies.

      Beat that...

      1337 doesn't count, smartasses >:|

    • The Death of the You in Youtube

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      For those of you who don't know, Youtube's going to be enacting some site updates soon that will make the site more like hulu. It will relegate all the videos made by individual users like you and me to a single tab and ultimately make uploading videos worthless. If you want to speak out against this just rate or comment any videos against it. Hopefully we can wallpaper the site with videos against youtube's decision.

      If you want to re-upload the video go to iDesktop.tv and search for "hulu tube", download the video and re-up it. There is no copyright on this video.

      Here's the link to the biggest such video, thus far:
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=V025E_b5I4g

    • Bandwidth Tiered Pricing System Bullshit

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      Does anyone have a link as to why any of these companies would do this? Has the price of unlimited use gone up so high that companies had to resort to this or is it just profit mongering? I'm considering asking my dad to switch from Charter (an off shoot of Time Warner the first company to enact this in Texas) to another ISP just as a boycott, but it seems other companies are thinking about making the switch too. But again, why? All it takes is one ISP to say "Hey! We'll give you unlimited access on the cheap!" to fuck it all up, so it must be out of necessity right? Help me out on this.

    • ShamPOW! Vince Fights Prostitute

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      Linky

      I don't know about about you guys but I am very displeased with Vince and will be subsequently returning all 21 of my Shamwows and Slap Chops.

  • Comments (1990)

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      DUDE CONCERT WAS AWESOME AMIRITE

    • Sir_Nick

      10 years ago

      Pretty sneaky, sis.

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      lolol
      will be cash

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      FUCK YEAH

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      HEY MANLY MAN OV 1000 RAINBOWS

      DO YOU CAN HAS EMAIL ADDRESS?

    • Sir_Nick

      10 years ago

      Oh wow, I thought they cut that out months ago after the negative feedback for their huge crusade of bull shit.
      =/

      Post edited 8/09/09 6:33PM

    • Sir_Nick

      10 years ago

      I don't believe you.

      Post edited 8/09/09 5:49PM

    • Sir_Nick

      10 years ago

      I need new thrash.
      Nao.

    • Sir_Nick

      10 years ago

      so i herd u dont upload new videos onto youtube

    • XxNASCARxX

      10 years ago

      Well in my school, everyone tells me the same thing. Its all about going around. But then again, they are only high schoolers. They will learn soon enough.

    • XxNASCARxX

      10 years ago

      I'll try. No one at my school even care about the sport. I'm glad I know someone that does.

    • XxNASCARxX

      10 years ago

      Say, thank you! My name's Zack. Nice to meet you. Finally, a NASCAR fan. Here in PA, its hard to find one. =(

    • GrifRocks209

      10 years ago

      Why? Unemployed?

    • GrifRocks209

      10 years ago

      Watching Meet the Dumbasses 3.
      Also starting college in a month.

    • GrifRocks209

      10 years ago

      Yo dude.

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      In reply to S1apSh0es, #11:

      In reply to Icipher, #8:

      Bite thou tongue!

      2009 is the year of PARTY BOAT, Crack the Skye, and Atheist's next album. Not to mention the historical moment where Kreator successfully out Manowar'd Manowar.

      Icipher doesn't know anything about music.

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      <3 k imma go to bed now
      bai man

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      That's what I was trying to achieve with those NANANANANA bits (you know what I mean :P)

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      yeah actually he heard a different version that was really crazy and shit :P
      but yeah thanks man <3 I can always count on you
      also
      did any parts vaguely whatsoever remind you ov SYL?

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      AH
      I SEE YOU LIEKD THE SECOND ONE MORE
      If I may ask, why?

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      WAZ DAT U HU VOTED?

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

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      DO IT

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      kkk

      hmmm
      plz goto metal thread kthx

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      O U

      Don't worry man, it's fine. :)

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      HALO
      LIKE
      HALF AN HOUR AGO
      I join, you attack me then leave.
      :'(

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      wtf dude

    • slabknok

      10 years ago

      Yeah, I'm not sure why I have that Pic anymore, because after I saw that video, I realized how downright gay and posertastic they are.

    • Varg

      10 years ago

      WHENEURONYMOUS REJOINS THE BAND. OH WAIT...

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      sex in the form of audio

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      omw home

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I AM ON RVB ACROSS THE HALL MESSAGING YOUR FRIENDS F;,,,,:F

    • longy

      10 years ago

      Hey man, I'm sorry I won't be able to see you. Had some personal shit I'm having to sort out, Quite bad really. I'm thinking of going to South Carolina around Christmas time. Would you want to hang out then? I'm gonna see if I can stay at my friends who lives in Aiken. Is that far from you?

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      no go on the bro bro still a 2% chance of brit in the forcast

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      let the countdown begin! *final countdown starts playing*

    • haloguru2552

      10 years ago

      It sure does...

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      cool cool get directions and i think ill go

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      hmmm i will have to see maybe i can get the day off

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      i see i see *nods nods* when is the show

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      what day is the show and whats it called if its the one i am thinking of it was very very bad last year made me and the like 10 ppl who whent a sad panda

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Bring money for fireworks and try and come up early if you can im going down to Phantom Fireworks on the third i think idk yet.

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      dude get your ass to ohio you can stay as long as you want

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      i dont mind bro come on up!

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      it is still up in the air we will have a def awnser in a few days

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      nothin chillin at work

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      That could also be possible.

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      Mhm. Apparently, Christians can get high without drugs.

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      It would seem that there are more than we previously assumed.

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      Wintersun is also fucking awesome.

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      When I first heard it my heart melted and was created all over again.

      (That's a good thing.)

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    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      omar showed me that song. smiley0.gifsmiley13.gif

      i've always liked immortal but now they're number one on my top ten list.

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