S1apSh0es

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    • Merry Chrih-mus

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      My Christmas was meh. It was our first Christmas as a split family so that made me a bit sadface. Plus I was planning on going up to NY on 27th and stay for 2 weeks, but then I was told that I had no place to stay once I got there, so I'm stuck here to work for those two weeks. Lame as hell. So I'm spending the money I had set aside for the trip on myself. It wasn't all bad though. I got a lefty Dean Edge 09 electric bass, a Zune, and a whole bunch of other assorted goodies. So now I'm just trying not to be bummed out and wondering what game I should buy next. Fallout 3 or Left 4 Dead?

    • Well, well

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      Apparently you can go back to the old picture rations by going into your settings and toggling "old user block" in the beta section. It also show's who's online too. Instead of telling me about this himself though, Burnie decided to tell me to "eat a dick" when I complained about the latest updates.

    • My Avatar Must Change

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      WTF is this shit? Square picture ratios? Rooster Teeth is infringing on my profile picture rights >:|

    • I'm never eating at Taco Bell again.

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      Friday night was not fun. I woke up at midnight with rumbling stomach ready to erupt. Immediately I started throwing stuff out of the way thinking "Damage control! Damage control!" I knew I wouldn't make it to the bathroom if I tried and would end up spewing on the walls. I had the brilliant idea of covering my mouth when I chuked and my face as well as my hand and my bed were covered in yellow chunky shit. I was still dazed and struggled to make it to the bathroom but failed to reach even my bedroom door before the second wave. I stumbled into the bathroom finally and spewed out the 3rd and 4th wave into the toilet and sat back to relax. The fifth and final round ended up in the bathtub. I turned on the light and saw that I was covered in it. Great! Needless to say I called in sick Friday, and suffered through the ensuing two day long headache that has disappeared this morning. I'm back to 100% now though. Damn mexican food. Damn it to hell!

    • GoW 2 and CoD: WaW Review :o

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      Acronyms aside, I bought Gears of War 2 and Call of Duty: World at War on their respective release dates. You can do that when you has mad monies. Anyway, let's get started with the first to be released: Gears of War part deux.

      It starts off well enough and introduces you to two new characters right from the get go: Tai and Ben Carmine, Anthony Carmine's little brother (you know, the one dude with the helmet that got his head blown off in the first game? I know total bollocks right?). It goes along fairly well (again), nothing really jumps out at you at first, but as it progresses you start to see something that the first game didn't have, some real emotion. "Po-were-fell stoof" as Spartan2177 put it. As you go even further the game has so many bosses, and so many "Holy shit I can't believe it's not omgwtfbbq" moments that looking back, it seems like you played what should have been separated into two games. Not to say that there is some divide between acts but rather to say that this game is hella long. IT'S A LONG ASS GAME. I knocked out GoW1 in 5 hours. This was almost three times that. The singleplayer easily get's a 10 out of 10, but the multiplayer is where this game falls flat on it's face. If you were good in GoW1 don't expect be bustin' domes right out of the box this time around. The game has changed and not really for the better. The shotgun is now the gun you ditch right off the bat for something better. Blind firing actually does less damage than aiming, so the shotgun is close to worthless in really close fighting where aiming is the last thing on your mind. The Lancer is the maid-of-all-work, it's good for medium as well as short range work with just one player, where as in GoW1 it was pretty much medium range only and took two or more people firing to do much of anything. The few of the new maps seem like they were thought up and thrown in overnight with no real play testing to see how they fared out in the field, epically the map Jacinto. Grenades respawn in 30 seconds so people will be bitches and plant them everywhere and camp more than ever before. Other than that and the usual 'bullshit' you have in online play, everything seems alright. Horde is awesome and is the saving grace of online play, even though it isn't really a competitive playlist, it'll have you playing for hours on end trying to get to level 50. So in the end, I guess I give it an 8 out of 10. Having a bad multiplayer experience can kill the the longevity of your game and Gears is not immune to that, but with a 14 hour story who needs it?

      Call of Dudty 4 was awesome. 10 out of 10. Singleplayer completely immersed you and the multiplayer was like crack cocaine. How did 5 turn out? A worse unfortunately. Like in 3 the story never really grabbed a hold of me. But in 3 there were just too many things going on to be caught up in the 5 bullshit stories. Here, there are only two but they don't overlap like in 4 so I never really felt any sense of immersion. It's alright, just not the epic storytelling of "omg nukes hurry save teh eastern seabord!" which made me feel like I was doing something highly important other than just slaughtering hundreds of banzai chargers. The multiplayer is very much like 4's but with 1944's weapon set, of course. You have 10 extra levels so you have to hit 65 before you can enter prestige which gives the hardcore kids some extra play time. There's vehicles too, actually just tanks, which are hard as balls to kill. Two bazooka shells and a sticky anti-tank grenade (which is all you have at your disposal at a time) aren't enough to take these fuckers down, so you gotta work as a group to even make the driver think about fleeing in his armored behemoth. All in all I'll give it a 6.5 out of 10. Everything feels very much like I've done this before and better in CoD 2 and 4. Maybe that's how it works. The even numbered CoD games are the really good ones.

    • Slipped my mind

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      I knew I was forgetting something. Gotta write a journal at some point.

      Anyway, Halloween night was awesome, we TP'd 3 houses starting at 1am and ending at 3:30am. Along the way we went through a dozen neighborhoods and leaned out the windows of the sedan we were riding in and pegged parked cars in driveways with eggs. The last house we TP'd we owned. The tree in the front yard as well the front yard itself was completely covered. I had a can of shaving creme with me and was spraying it all over the yeard while I was walking around trying to find a good place to TP. Anyway. The night was awesome and I consumed God knows how many calories of late night fast food.

      Other than that I haven't really done much besides get a speeding ticket this morning doing "officially" 49 in a 40. I was actually doing 59 but the officer was nice and bumped it down 10mph since it was my first offense. That way it wasn't considered reckless driving which is like a $400 fine all-in-all. Thank God for nice cops, because I'd much rather be stuck with my $80 ticket.

    • Can you feel the hype?

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      I certainly can. I've been watching Gears of War 2 vids pretty much all day today on youtube since I've gotten home from work, and I'm seriously pump for the first time for it. I'll have to run out and place a pre-order tomorrow :P

      In other news Amazon.com kicks ass. I placed a $180 order Friday night for band shirts and such and I received my first shipment of two band shirts today, Monday afternoon. That's some speedy standard delivery if you ask me. I'll be getting new stuff pretty much everyday of this week and I'll send a pic of it all when the final package arrives :D

    • "New Site Blows....Hard."

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      Thank Spartan2177 for our quote of the week.

      Why is everything light gray on white? I can hardly see anything. Yeah, I know there was some thread about suggestions for Delta but there were sooooooo many people saying "New site rocks/ Don't change a thing" and other basic RT Staff ass-kissing that it wouldn't have mattered if I said shit.

      I'm not going anywhere though, I still got people to talk to and things to read here so I'm staying for the time being.

    • Back

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      I just moved and my internet was done for about 4 days at my new place, which is very small by the way. It took me and my dad two days just to get the fucking router configured and working properly. Among other things that are being ornery in this new place is the oven and the caller ID which work on and off as they please. But at least the heating and ac work which is great because at night the temp drops to 49 and by the afternoon it get's around mid-seventies. The new house doesn't suck entirely, I'm just getting used to it, everything is downsized now.

    • Got gas?

      10 years ago

      S1apSh0es

      Or a lack thereof? Probably most of you said yes to the latter. I've drove 20 miles out of my way today to get gas for $3.59 per gallon and you know what's bad? It was worth it. I'm looking forward for getting $3.30 again at some point because shelling out $4.09 in most places is just retarded. Especially when most people around here drive gas guzzling pick-ups.

      There's not that much else going on. The only thing I've done is upload a compilation of thrash metal music to my youtube channel. Check it out and subscribe if you like it.

  • Comments (1990)

    • YtPatriot

      10 years ago

      Eh around :P

    • YtPatriot

      10 years ago

      Hey man! Was up? smiley0.gif

    • Euronymous

      10 years ago

      He was fun to watch in his interviews.

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      like an atomic explosion in my heart =)

    • jws381 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Well, it's entirely possible that Tony Jr. has yet to figure out the CoT.

    • dragonmanweb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold What's this?

      10 years ago

      I'm going with the theory that the tinfoil one is the same one as the penguin from my last journal.

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      Shizzle mah nizzle!
      Nothin' much crackalatin' here either homie.

    • Spartan736

      10 years ago

      Yo!
      What's up?

    • haloguru2552

      10 years ago

      haha, I didn't even know those were song lyrics.

    • Nathan The Dark

      10 years ago

      Because in 20 minutes it won't be there.

    • Nathan The Dark

      10 years ago

      I suggest you save the ice cream that is on my page.

    • Sir_Nick

      10 years ago

      My mom called and said I could use her credit card to get the tickets so I was like awe.png

      I was just checking if you were still going.

    • Sir_Nick

      10 years ago

      Matt, are you still open to go to that Kreator/Warbringer/Exodus concert next month?

    • kitcorpse

      10 years ago

      After long thought and self-searching I have decided to turn Thrash Metal Mayhem over to you guys. Thanks for the help!

    • GrifRocks209

      10 years ago

      Ya rly.

    • GrifRocks209

      10 years ago

      Go to the Metallica Fandom group, I left a news post that's pretty urgent.

    • GrifRocks209

      10 years ago

      Yo! What's up?

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      haha thats what everyone else said

    • DDR_Donut_00 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      she was doing 55 and not paying attention so she hit me and it was bone dry a nice morning 55 was very nice day to get hit

    • haloguru2552

      10 years ago

      What led you to that conclusion?


      Because it's stupid to be depressed because you don't have a girlfriend.

    • Sargentpie15

      10 years ago

      Lamb Of God is many genres. both New american gospel and the two albums on while the band was known as butn the preist were death metal, ashes of the wake and as the palaces burn were inbetween, sacrament was metal core with a bit of black metal, and the new album wrath is alot harder and is very reminiscant of there first albums, which is why i added them to the list.

    • Maulfoy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Narcissa Maulfoy

      10 years ago

      I actually just started using the site again after two years of neglect.

    • Maulfoy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Narcissa Maulfoy

      10 years ago

      yeah there are not many people from this area that come here.

    • Caboose343

      10 years ago

      :\

    • kahnefan001

      10 years ago

      Who authorized the risky loans?

      Who is bailing out the banks?

      Fuck the banks, I blame them.

    • haloguru2552

      10 years ago

      It was a fucking free-for-all internet bashing.

    • haloguru2552

      10 years ago

      The paper jack in the box uses to wrap their food has triggered cancer.

    • haloguru2552

      10 years ago

      4chan

    • johiomayer

      10 years ago

      indeed : )

    • johiomayer

      10 years ago

      never ever ever ever ever ever.........and ever. he will always stay awsome.

    • Sir_Nick

      10 years ago

      Matt, Sean looks just like you.

    • Midna

      10 years ago

      I think there all hot...even the heavy alittle

    • Midna

      10 years ago

      Oh i know

    • Midna

      10 years ago

      mwahahahaha but you cant forget them lol

    • Midna

      10 years ago

      Well you dont have to look at my images

    • Midna

      10 years ago

      Mwahahaha >_>

    • Midna

      10 years ago

      a pinup of the heavy is in my images

    • Midna

      10 years ago

      Oh well. Nothing ruins the eye sight better then the Heavy

    • Midna

      10 years ago

      Oh you know you want the scout. Lol.

    • GrifRocks209

      10 years ago

      Well , add me on XBL.

    • GrifRocks209

      10 years ago

      Gonna play Halo 3. Wanna join me?

    • GrifRocks209

      10 years ago

      Yo, 'sup?

    • mdfq3

      10 years ago

      No no, I was talking about you not getting the CD. Ripping Corpse is fucking awesome.

    • mdfq3

      10 years ago

      Ripping Corpse: sucks ass brah
      Gammacide: fuck yeah it did.

    • Aoshikakashi

      10 years ago

      I don't care for Obituary...which is why they were left out of that FLDM banner I have....sorry :(

    • Aoshikakashi

      10 years ago

      Good to hear from another Sadus fan. \m/ Extra points for the Digiorgio love \m/ Also cool to see a fellow grunger.

    • Sir_Nick

      10 years ago

      ty matt

      =) ty again matt

    • Sir_Nick

      10 years ago

      *been a while [since you've posted one]

    • Sir_Nick

      10 years ago

      =/ I'm not sure.

      But it's been a while and I've watched those current videos a few times already.

    • Sir_Nick

      10 years ago

      Post more grunge.
      That's my nonsense.

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