SIMM0NS

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from Nunya fuckin business, BITCH!!!

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    • Just so you know

      11 years ago

      SIMM0NS

      I never come on here anymore. So if my myspace page URL is still here, go to it if you wanna talk or something.

    • Theory of Spontaeous Combustion

      12 years ago

      SIMM0NS

      Okay, everyone says that this is just a theory and theres no substantial proof to back it up. But I say they're full of shit. There is a scientific, logical reason behind it, and I know what it is.

      It all begins in the mithchondria. Inside the mitochondria, there are two processes: the Kerb's cycle, and the Electron Transport Chain. The Kreb's Cycle takes the 2 Pyruvic Acids from Glycolysis, and breaks them apart to form Citric acid, then continues until there are 4 Carbon molecules left. The more IMPORTANT part of the Kreb's cycle is that it turns NAD+ into NADH, A high energy electron carrier.

      The NADH carry the electron into the Electron Transport Chain, go figure. This is where my point is proven.

      Normally, the NADH forms ATP (Adenosine Tri-Phospate) which is the basis for all the energy Heterotrohps (things that eat). In an average human being, the NADH in the ETC would make 32 ATP per cell. The ATP is released slowly, do you know why?

      Because..."if all the ATP would be released all at once, the energy would be lost in the form of HEAT and LIGHT." Thereby, you SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST... explode, for the vocabularily challenged.

      But is there a reason behind this sudden, unexpected change in ATP release speed? Of course!

      The ATP release speed is effected by a lot of variables. Most of which, the person has too much Glucose in their system. The glucose is backed up at the Kreb's Cycle in the form of Pyruvic Acid. The Pyruvic Acid makes the Kreb's Cycle go into overdrive and forces too much NAD to be flooded with high energy electrons. The High energy electrons are then pushed into the electron transport chain where they are transformed into ATP. But, the Electron Transport Chain is SO clogged that it absorbs the ATP and literally EXPLODES. Therefore making all the ATP in the cell to explode, forcing a chain reaction in the rest of the body. You are engulfed in heat, then literally MELT.

      Some symptoms of Pre-Spontaneous Combustion are as followed.
      -Body aches
      -Fever
      -Followed by melting alive.

      Don't worry though, 1 in 6 Billion people per year are effected. That means roughly 6 people die from SC each year. So I wouldn't be TOO worried about it if I were you.

    • They're Here!

      12 years ago

      SIMM0NS

      My most recent projects are both done!

      Both the Red AND Blue ID cards have been finished!

      You can recieve them directly from me, they are FREE. No mod point cost like all those other ass clowns. All I ask is you give me credit when you put it in your Image Cache.

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      (October 25th, 2006. 7:00PM EST)

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      (October 15th, 2006. 10:30AM EST)

    • New PANICS? Yes please!

      12 years ago

      SIMM0NS

      With the upcoming release of both F.E.A.R. for Xbox 360, and the F.E.A.R. Expansion Pack, you would thing RT would expand upon one of their featured creations: PANICS.

      I personally liked PANICS, except for Frank, whom screams too much. It was funny, entertaining, and unique. It could easily be revived with a new story line on the Xbox 360.

      On the season 3 RvB Commentaries, Burnie mentioned that they would have done more on HaloPC, but it required each person to have their own PC to make an episode. However, that prediciment can be solved for PANICS now that it will be released for Xbox 360.

      I think it would be worth-while for RT to revive PANICS. With a storyline that can survive a season or several, it could be a valuable investment.

      Please spread the word about the possibility of a new PANICS, thank you.

      ~Simm0ns

      PS: Please check my previous journal re: Flashier RvB IDs. Since thats what 1/2 of my 19 friends are friends for. JK ;)

    • Making MMORPG and NEW RvB ID cards.

      12 years ago

      SIMM0NS

      You heard me. I am now gonna branch out into other MMORPGs.
      I am currently working on a prototype for...

      -Guild Wars
      -World of Warcraft
      -Everquest
      -D&D Online
      -(Maybe) Runescape. Probably not because I hate it and it sucks so bad. Runescape IDs will cost you 5 Mod points because it hurts me to make one.

      I am also going to make a more Finished version of my FFXI ID. You can see the prototype in my Images.

      I will begin work ASAP, during this time I cannot make any personal IDs. So dont ask.

      ALSO! I am going to upgrade the current RvB ID cards, maybe make it a bit more flashy or something
      I will work on the RED ID card first, because Blue sucks and The Glorious Red Army is a hell of a lot better... they have the Warthog!

      ~~~UPDATE~~~
      I have finished the FINAL version of the RED RvB ID card!
      here it is!
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      Expect the BLUE RvB ID card to be finished within the next week or 2

    • Lets set a few things straight...

      12 years ago

      SIMM0NS

      Here are a few things you may or may not know about me...

      Good Things...
      1. PC user!!!
      2. I managed to get the name Simm0ns, which is close enough to Simmons.
      3. I play FFXI, because its awesome and better than WoW. I like being in control of my life, thank you very much.
      4. I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs
      5. I like President Bush. Think of it this way, if he didnt win, John Kerry or that screaming douchbag would have.

      Moving On!

      Random Shit!
      1. I hate babies
      2. I hate Hippies
      3. I hate the dumbass who smashes the watermelons
      4. I hate carnies (Circus folk)
      5. I'm Anti-Anime, I personally think all cartoons are stupid. But anime is the worst, cuz they make bad games out of it. OVER AND OVER AGAIN
      6. I hate Macs, Apple, IBox, whatever the fuck you wanna call it.
      7. Itunes is for suckers
      8. I currently have $140...

      Bad Things!

      1. One time I slapped an old lady for being a bitch.
      2. I called some old lady a bitch.
      3. I dont conform to people's views on the elderly, and that they should be pitied. If they want to be normal citizens, we have to treat them like normal citizens. In other words... if someone openly insults you for being young, or any other reason, SLAP em'!

      um... THE END

    • Trocadero - No one

      13 years ago

      SIMM0NS

      Where is the one
      Who will mourn me when I'm gone
      Who will pour water on my bed of dirt
      Who will breathe fire on my neck at night

      I heard someone say
      There's a chance that I would meet her
      I could be perse-
      phone and she demeter
      To pull me from the underground that I call home

      Her name is no one no one, no one, no one...
      She blinds me with her eyes 'cause she's
      The one, the one
      She lives somewhere
      not here, not here, not here...

      My lovers are as smooth
      As a politician's tongue
      The more I look for goodness,
      The more that I find none

      I heard someone say,
      That she's honest and good...
      I heard someone say,
      That she's honest and good...
      I heard someone say,
      That she's honest and good...

      Her name is no one no one no one...
      Her name is no one no one no one...
      no one no one no one no one...


      Her name is no one no one no one...
      She blinds me with her eyes 'cause she's
      The one, the one
      She lives somewhere not here, not here, NOT HERE, NOT HERE!

      I measure out my days
      With sips of a corona
      I'm pretty sure she drives
      An old fucked up corolla
      To pull me from the underground
      That I call home

      I've a funny feeling
      There's no chance that I will meet her
      so I'll measure out my nights
      To my metronome's meter

      1, 2, 3, 4...

      Her name is no one...
      Her name is no one...
      Her name is no one...

    • RANTS!

      13 years ago

      SIMM0NS

      Want to know what really pisses me off?

      -Hippies - Get a fuckin job you worthless sack of shit! You can't "FIGHT THE MAN" by getting high and listening to music! Heres a few ideas for you.

      1. Find a knife, then run into it repeatedly.
      2. Locate the tallest building in a 100 mile radius...and jump off it. Face first preferbably
      3. Cut your wrist. Remember, its DOWN the road, not ACROSS the street.

      Another thing that pisses me off is...

      -Children - Or rather, the parents who can't control them. Listen you dumb fuck! Put your fuckin kid on a leash. When I go out to eat, I don't want to get shot in the face with a fucking squirt gun! If it was legal I would...

      1. Take the squirt gun, fill it with hot sauce, and shoot it up that kid's asshole!
      2. Duct tape the fuckin kid to a chair and roll them down a hill... REPEATEDLY!
      3. Just go ahead and shoot the fucker.

      And the last part of this rant is about...

      - WOMEN - Listen, before you say I'm gay, I hate QUALITIES about MOST women. Here are a few...

      1. When you want to go out to dinner, and I ask you, "Where do you want to eat?" and you say "Anywhere!" You dont MEAN "anywhere", what you mean is...

      1.5 "LISTEN FUCKER! YOU BETTER REMEMBER EVERYWHERE I'VE EVER BEEN! YOU BETTER REMEMBER THAT IM ALLERGIC TO THIS, I DONT LIKE THAT, AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      1.75 Quit giving us mixed messages you fucking bitch!

      2. Women - Sex...Eww! No. (Insert Bullshit excuse here)

      2.5 Men - DAMNIT! We haven't had sex in over 3 months!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!

      3. Bullshit excuses: For example, You can skip a day of work and say it was "Woman's Problems" if you have a male boss and leave it at that. But WE can't ask "Well, like what?" or YOU'LL send our ass to TOLERANCE CAMP! For fuck sake, deal with cramps you whiney bitch! If we have to go to work, SO DO YOU!

      -If you got a problem with what I think... FREEDOM OF SPEECH BITCH! What are you gonna do about it?

    • Cellphone TxT Bullshit!

      13 years ago

      SIMM0NS

      There is no doubt in my mind that EVERYONE who is alive and has seen a TV that has commericals has seen the bullshit Cellphone TxT (CUZ U GOT-A B C00L N' TxT in R-tard letrs to save $). WHO THE FUCK BUYS THAT SHIT?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE STUPIDEST PERSON ALIVE TO ACTUALLY BUY IT!!!!!!!!

      Namely...


      *CellFlirt*
      Where u "TxT" "CANDY" to some number. And you talk to hot chicks by TxTing

      -ITS PHONE SEX FOR THE DEAF!!!!!!!!
      -PLUS It's not even a guy half the time! My cousin Eric works at one of those damn call phone places and they are just random people "TxT"ing to people!
      -It's also $2 PER MESSAGE!!!!! It cost less to go grab a porno from the Adult "BOOK"store


      Next...

      *TxT "FUN" to some random numbers*
      This is the biggest piece of shit that I have EVER encountered on TV...And I've been watching TV for 17 years!

      -You "TxT" FUN to some faggot in his basement who could actually afford a commercial to advertise his RIDDLES, not JOKES

      Jokes - A combination of Irony, Humor, and Punch Lines
      Riddles - Jokes that aren't funny

      -"Your sence of humor will grow..." SMALLER! THIS IS THE MOST ASS-LANCINGLY ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT ON TV!!!!!!!
      -Also the commercial isnt even that good! It's some gay animation of people laughing! WHAT THE FUCK?!
      -We get the fact that you want to capiotalize on cell phones since 7 out of 5 people have them. But if you are going to tell "Jokes", DO IT RIGHT YOU FUCKTARD!

      -Lastly... Chat Nation
      -This is more the commerical than the actual service...which is still shit regardless.

      -On the commercial, there is a guy that says "CHAT NATION IS THE BOMB!"

      -First..."THE BOMB"? WTF!
      -Second...It's a white guy with a very deep TAN! They are trying to use Ethnic stereo types! Fuck them
      -Third...Seriously..."The bomb"?

      This service is still shit...see "Cellflirt" above, except less "SEX"



      In short...DONT BUY THIS BLASTED SHIT!

    • I AM AM MACHINE!

      13 years ago

      SIMM0NS

      I BEAT 5 GAMES YESTERDAY!

      1. Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker - 6 Hrs, 24 mins

      2. Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath - 4 Hrs, 42 mins

      3. Halo - 8 Hrs, 38 mins

      4. Psychonauts - 5 Hrs, 19 mins

      5. Neverwinter Nights: Hoardes of the Underdark - 4 Hrs, 56 mins

      Ok, so its not exactly a DAY, but it's close.

      When I get my day off, I make it count!

      PERSONAL RECORDS

      -Longest Time I've stayed up - 57 Hours, THANKS MOUNTAIN DEW!
      -Longest Time without a bathroom break - 18 Hours...18 LONG hours
      -Shortest Game Ever Beaten - Zelda: 4 Swords - 3 Hours, 19 mins
      -Longest Time Playing a Game - 13 Hours, 19 Mins - Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion
      -Total Amount of Time Used on Video Games - 847 Hours, 43 mins (36 DAYS)*
      -Last Time Had Sex...4 Months Ago

      * Includes MMORPGs

      *NOTE* - Have not spelt since I got off work yesterday...

      -April 2nd 5:30 (exactly) EST.-

      Hoping to be laid sometime this millenium, ; )

      -§immon§

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  • Comments (18)

    • xnickerx

      12 years ago

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    • SIMM0NS

      12 years ago

      That's weird -.0

    • jamesbondage

      12 years ago

      I just got 20 more mods outta no where I don't even know what got modded this is good but creepie 2

    • SIMM0NS

      12 years ago

      lol, idc. He can suck my ass. :P What's he gonna do? Neg-mod me to death? not like I was even over Karma20 anyway

    • jamesbondage

      12 years ago

      really watch me well isn't that........grrrrreat I think I'll watch him juz 2 see what else he haz 2 say

    • jamesbondage

      12 years ago

      I only gave u 8 shit then I completly lost 2 mods damnit I've only got 3 right now well any way that one nazi dude said he can make a better I.D. card then u juzt so u know

    • SIMM0NS

      12 years ago

      99% of the time, I have 0 Mod points anyway :\

    • SIMM0NS

      12 years ago

      idk, you gave me 8. Not 10 -.0

    • jamesbondage

      12 years ago

      wow seriously who modded me was it the phantom modder?

    • SIMM0NS

      12 years ago

      naw. not yet. Just got done making another RvB id. lol

    • jamesbondage

      12 years ago

      did u mod me

    • jamesbondage

      12 years ago

      hey simmons

    • jamesbondage

      12 years ago

      wuz crackin

    • xnickerx

      13 years ago

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    • SIMM0NS

      13 years ago

      any time :)

    • UGotGlocked

      13 years ago

      Thanks for the vote

    • UGotGlocked

      13 years ago

      vote for me please

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