SMM

Male
from Melbourne, Australia

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    • Re: No BAR.

      14 years ago

      SMM

      Well, this place is fucked. Can't be a community if we don't have a place to congregate.

      Don't give me that "you still have the Basement" crap, thread policing is still as high as ever. If maybe we were allowed to make threads that contained random, semi-relvant news it would be better, but I guess that's still frowned upon.

      Expect us to change our posting habits but you wanna keep your modding habits. Good job. If this is just a short-term thing to fuck with all of us, good for you. Hope you're laughing your arses off, because if that's true, I don't consider moderators to be on my side anymore.

    • Life-changing moment!

      14 years ago

      SMM

      Current Music: Dj3 - Vertigo

      See this bag?

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      Do you see it?

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      I have held onto this large paper bag for three months now. It has been sitting on a tiny table waiting for the exact moment where I will be able to put it to good use. I don't know why, but a large paper bag is kinda rare for me, everyone uses plastic bags, so I figure that this may come in use some day since it has an entirely different function. Yeah, I know. Don't ask, just read.

      After months of waiting for the opportunity where I could possible save the universe with this paper bag (or just catch a spider), I've finally given up. I'm throwing this away because I don't think I need it.

      Marks my words, I'll need the damn thing tomorrow.

    • Face Analyser!

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      SMM

      http://www.faceanalyzer.com

      GOGOGOGOGOGO

      62% Eastern European
      38% Anglo Saxon
      0% East Indian
      0% Middle Eastern
      0% Southern European
      0% South East Asian
      0% Korean/Japanese
      0% Chinese

      Gender: MALE

      Intelligence 8.6
      Risk 3.2
      Ambition 8.6
      Gay Factor 1.0
      Honor 2.4
      Politeness 4.2
      Income 9.5
      Sociability 1.7
      Promiscuity 1.4

      YOUR ARCHETYPE:
      Personality Profile:

      You are a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoid risk as much as possible. You are of above average intelligence and have the ability to focus on tasks that seem unimportant at present, but can lead to greater things in the foreseeable future. You are not keen to interact with others or make social connections. You would rather gain material wealth before putting yourself in a position to be judged. You are not confrontational unless someone directly opposes your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything important to chance.

      You tend to be a perfectionist and quite self-conscious. You sometimes wish you were less reserved and more like some others you see who are more bold and outspoken in social situations. But as much as you try to be like them, you cannot, because you care too much about the future to ever be comfortable taking risks in social situations.

      Your view of other types
      Academic types can end up rich but it will take longer than with a Boss type. You see Boss types as potential business clients and as great resources to expand your contacts. Therefore you treat them with respect. For the most part you do not respect Artist types, however there are some Alpha Artists that you give some credit to. You look down upon Blue collar types as you consider them ignorant. You see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of yourself, but because of work situations you may have to interact with them often. You have very little in common with Charmers, therefore you avoid them. You consider Gambler types to make foolish decisions, and for the most part you do not interact with them. At times you feel sorry for Drifters.

      Other types' view of you
      Boss types consider you to be a valuable resource of advice. They constantly interact with you to make better decisions and they often respect your opinion. For the most part Artist types do not interact with you for they rather take it easy. They however may like you because of your knowledge of subjects that they find interesting. Blue collar types find you boring and uptight, they have very little in common with you. White collar types may respect your accomplishments and ambition. Charmer types regard you as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to hang around with. Gambler types think that because you play so safe you miss out on great opportunities. Drifter types have no regard for you, because your repetitive routines seem boring to them.

      Alpha academic: Solid long-term planner. Highly intelligent, ambitious and loyal to close ones.
      Expected Occupations: Lawyer, Doctor, Investment Banker, Chief Accountant, Corporate Consultant, Head Engineer, Stock Broker, Business owner (professional skill/knowledge based business operation)

      Beta academic: Not as intelligent or ambitious as Alpha Academics, but still focused on being materially successful.
      Expected Occupations: Lawyer, Doctor, Investment Analyst, Accountant, Architect, Engineer, Professor, Researcher, Psychologist

      Theta academic: Not as intelligent as Alpha and Beta academics, but still intelligent.
      Expected Occupations: Pharmacist, Accountant, Teacher, Journalist, Computer Technician

      I posted another picture and ended up with almost entirely different results.

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    • MERRY FRIGGIN CHRISTMAS

      14 years ago

      SMM

      It says a lot about me as a person when I make a point to stay home on a Saturday night because my ISP was nice enough to give me uncapped off-peak cable downloads between 2am and 8am until February. I only learnt this early this afternoon, but there's no way I'm not regretting taking my friend up on his offer to go to a shitty nightclub that I've been to before. Honestly, clubs are dumb.

      "Hey, Pete! I've got this great idea! You know that small building we've got on the corner in that tiny inner-city suburb, right? The one we were going to turn into a pub. Well, I've got a way to make even more money off it. Hear me out on this. We'll buy some strobe lights and a smoke machine and turn it into a club! We'll put some velvet ropes on the outside to make people wait and hire a bunch of pissed-off bouncers. Then, we'll pay small Asian kids 5 bucks an hour to hand out little pieces of cardboard advertising the club. It'll be like a 10 dollar drink card, just to entice people.

      So, these people will turn up, right? They'll be dressed as close to naked as possible. We get them to pay the cover charge which is exactly the same value as the drink card anyway and let them in. We don't have to even pay to get carpet put down to create a comfortable environment since all these people will do is spill their drinks. They don't care anyway, they'll go anywhere as long as it has flashy lights and an opportunity to brush against attractive women who wear too much makeup. Once inside, we disorient them by playing loud, obnoxious remixes of the same R'n'B song for five hours. Semi-naked girls will dance in a circle around their shoes while guys spend way too much money on overpriced drinks for them, which become even more overpriced when you include the price of the date rape drugs they also had to purchase prior to going to the club.

      We pack this place FULL of people on Thursday, Friday, Saturday nights, and maybe Sunday night if the following Monday is a public holiday. We'll make more money in those three days than we would running a shitty, mostly-empty bar all week! It's a fucking great idea!

      What's that, Pete? That makes no sense? It's not logical? Personal space constrictions on our society would make the majority of people crammed onto a dancefloor feel uncomfortable? The loud music which makes them deaf for two days afterwards wouldn't be pleasing to them? The fact that they caught syphillis from an extremely drunk 17 year old girl who got in using a fake ID and fucked half the club will make them want to not go again? Pete, they're young adults, they don't know what the fuck they want! They'll like whatever we tell them to like!

      Failing that, we'll just advertise and heavily imply that you'll get laid if you go there, and that all they really are are government-sanctioned orgies."

    • Hm.

      14 years ago

      SMM

      Current Music: Tool - "Triad"
      Current Mood: I should be in bed.

      Today someone deleted their account because of me. I feel bad, but I don't know why. I'm willing to bet that it was because she was Australian and a girl, and I'm really just fucking my chances up of getting an internet girlfriend on the RvB forum so I can cause drama and get all pissy and defensive.

      Besides, she called me ugly! How am I supposed to take that?

    • On conspiracy theories of 9/11.

      14 years ago

      SMM

      To cover up the whole thing, they should've just "performed" all the crashes while Friends reruns were on. That way, no-one would be able to give testimonials because they "were all watching that episode where Joey was being an idiot".

    • Yay.

      14 years ago

      SMM

      Postcards gone. Everyone who asked for one (or whom I told was getting one) got one, excluding one random guy. Hopefully they'll be there before Christmas. That is, if the mailman doesn't shoot too much heroin these holidays.

      edit: The RT Unofficial Forum. No modpoints, no journals, just good old fashioned forum flooding. I'm hitting this place tomorrow, who's in?

    • Awesome!

      14 years ago

      SMM

      Current Music: New York Rock & Roll Ensemble - "Gravedigger".
      Current Mood: fuckit

      Here's an idea of what I have to live with at the moment.

      I have an old stereo. Got it about 7 years ago for my birthday. Cost about $200, I'd say. My cousin, who lives with us, asks to borrow it. I say fine, and he puts it in a bedroom or something. Then, earlier this year, he asks me if he can buy it from me. I say fine, and ask for $50 (less than $40 USD). I mean, it's in perfect condition and still goes pretty well considering how old it is. He says no, but continues to borrow it anyway, which is fine with me. Some time later I find it shoved back under my bed in its rightful place and I think nothing further of it.

      Fast forward 7-8 months to now. I'm cleaning out the old food, dead hookers and overpacked cardboard boxes from underneath my bed today, I come across my stereo, the console and two speakers. The wires for the speakers have been cut. I don't even know where the plug ends are. I never used the damn thing, but it's still fucking annoying to have something damaged for no reason. I go out to talk to my cousin (who is still unemployed and living here) and he admits that he did it a long time ago, claiming that it was because I wouldn't sell it to him.

      NOT ONLY THIS, but he assumed he'd get a better price for it, and immediately offered me $30 AUD. I promptly told him to go fuck himself. I'd rather have the damn thing sit there and collect dust than have to put up with bullshit extortion tactics from some schmuck who never even got halfway through highschool.

    • Ocean's 12.

      14 years ago

      SMM

      Meh.

      That's all I can say. I haven't seen the first film in a while (and never saw the movie [I think?] it was previously based on) so maybe that's why. A few of the "tie-ups" at the end were lame (well, one in particular) and it all just seemed like there were too many plot twists.

      Not bad, not great. Had a few okay jokes but all it mainly did was just keep twisting and twisting and not even in a good way.

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  • Comments (42)

    • Vega

      14 years ago

      I Love these guys from Australia! They are so wicked!

    • Luckless

      14 years ago

      you are such a wank

    • serioussam

      14 years ago

      hey look everyone its a dickbag

    • Raxinox

      14 years ago

      You are an angry individual. You frighten n00bs. I like that.

    • Sakurelf2

      14 years ago

      Hero. <3 :D~

    • Joel FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Grrrr Angry SMM!

    • JonDarkwood

      14 years ago

      OMG HEZ BAX0RS.

      Yeah, lets all get excited over the prodigal cockbite's return. I'm all for that. Just make sure he takes his Prozac. >=\

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      GOOD JOB MORON.

    • Drumharder

      14 years ago

      Oh wtf is this?

      I hit back to the bar and i get this shit?

    • Drumharder

      14 years ago

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    • Weezel

      14 years ago

      He's been back for three weeks and he already has a karma of 31....im still at a noobish 4!

    • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

      14 years ago

      I can't remember whether you loved me or hated me before.

      Screw it, I'm adding you to my friends list because I vaguely remember you being on my side and against bole's. Although that's long gone, I still say screw it, sending friend request anyways. Reject me if you want...

    • Bergmo

      14 years ago

      An aussie, eh? Too easy.

    • Duffman

      14 years ago

      Even your avatar looks pissed off.

      :O

    • ablaze00

      14 years ago

      Welcome back SMM. No matter if I agree with you or not, I always read your posts....it just wasnt the same.

    • borisof007 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HR Manager, Engineering

      14 years ago

      bloop

    • Old_Dirty

      14 years ago

      What happened to v1.0?

    • JMY

      14 years ago

      MaxWalrus, you may be awesome for bringing back SMM, but that doesn't make you a man. Hmm. That's got me wanting to sing the Orgasmo theme song now.

    • Drumharder

      14 years ago

      He never did relinquish his anal virginity, but now that he's back, anything is possible.

    • Kevlar

      14 years ago

      When SMM returned to the boards, it sent ripples through the noob threads.

      I mean, not that I was in one.

    • RaeKoe

      14 years ago

      yeah they arn't the same because we cna't get into half of them! thanks!

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      14 years ago

      Good to have you back

    • drinkdecaf

      14 years ago

      Glad you're back!

    • betty1015

      14 years ago

      Glad you're back you make things much more interesting.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Do I win the "completely fucking oblivious" award for not even noticing that SMM != SirMuffinMan until after reading a post where you said you'd deleted your old account?

    • kippa

      14 years ago

      I conquer with fox.

    • Wizbang

      14 years ago

      When they enact a policy change to bring you back, you know you're wanted.

      Glad to see you.

    • spam

      14 years ago

      Glad to see you decided to come back. It wouldn't be the same without you man.

    • zippa

      14 years ago

      Well, at least the forums won't go to total shit now.

    • XxEthanxX

      14 years ago

      hurray he's back

    • Grimson

      14 years ago

      Awesome

    • cocoa

      14 years ago

      Welcome back, SMM. Even though you're an asshole, I stilled missed you. The forums just aren't the same without ya. :)

    • MaxWalrus

      14 years ago

      I am the man for making SMM come back.

    • RDM

      14 years ago

      Let's go conquer the forums! And be the forum champion elitestts that we are!

    • WhiteLuda

      14 years ago

      Glad to have you back :)

    • Xast

      14 years ago

      My hero has returned.


      .....can we make babies together?......

    • dan_omac

      14 years ago

      Friend?

    • Jarf

      14 years ago

      Hi.

    • Jericho941

      14 years ago

      YAY!

      <3333333

    • RDM

      14 years ago

      OMGWTF!!!!???!?!?!?!?

    • schkyzm

      14 years ago

      HI LUUUUKE <3

      Welcome back.

    • klurejr

      14 years ago

      Hey, you are back?

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