SPnerve

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from East York, PA

  • Activity

    • Hey guys... its been a while

      13 years ago

      SPnerve

      Ok well... hmm... where am i going to start?? ummmmmmmmmm. ok life has been going on just a normally boring as usual if you even remember me lol. umm i have a new girlfriend and i'm telling the truth, she has the best body that i have ever seen... the only draw back is her face... its not great... its kinda average but i'm serious her body makes up for it holy shit does it make up for it. And whats really weird is that i actually like talking to her. all of my other gfs i didn't really like them i was using them for ass and acting like i liked them. whats even better is that she goes to another school so i don't have to worry about a bunch of people talking about us and making a big deal about it all (plus i could always start going out with a girl at my school and nobody but my close friends would know any better *wink wink*) k well now that u are cought up with a lot of the stuff in my life stay tuned for the next episode and i promise i will be coming back much more than i have been so see u guys later

    • Hi

      13 years ago

      SPnerve

      well this just another one of my little "I'm bored and i have nothing to do" journals. i am really tired... i don't know if i can get out of the chair let alone make it up the stairs. damn i wish my bedroom was in the basement (mainly cause there is a pool table and that would be totally bitchen) so cya and oh btw i want to know how many people actually watched the state of the Union address today at 9pm. so just make a little comment and say if you liked it or not

    • Which branch of military

      13 years ago

      SPnerve

      i've been thinking even though i'm not going to go any time soon. of which branch of the military i want to go into. i've been leaning towards the marines mainly because they r kick ass and just well... are kick ass. that or i might go into the army and try to become a ranger. however i want to go to college BEFORE i go into the military because i want to be an officer when i start out and not some pathetic PFC (private first class) (in other words horse shit). the navy i don't like cause of being on the ocean for months at a time... makes me not feel safe for some reason (and being shot at on the ground does... omg i'm making no sense) and i don't want to go into the air force cause... well... i just don't want to.

    • Differences in the military

      13 years ago

      SPnerve

      i thought u guys would find this funny, feel free to steal this as long as you give me credit (and try to tell me that ur going to steal this)

      US Marine Corps Rules:

      1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. (Your best friend or your worst enemy)
      2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
      3. Have a plan.
      4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
      5. Be polite, be professional, but, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
      6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
      7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
      8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral &diagonal preferred.)
      9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
      10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
      11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
      12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
      13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

      Navy SEAL Rules:

      1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
      2. Kill every living thing within view.
      3. Adjust speedo.
      4. Check hair in mirror.

      US Army Rangers Rules:

      1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
      2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
      3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
      4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
      5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

      US Army Rules:

      1. Select a new beret to wear.
      2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
      3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.

      US Air Force Rules:

      1. Have a cocktail.
      2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
      3. See what's on HBO.
      4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
      5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" PowerPoint presentation.
      6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD &defense industry executives.
      7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
      8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
      9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.

      US Navy Rules:

      1. Go to Sea.
      2. Drink Coffee.
      3. Deploy Marines

      edit: notice that the marines do all the work. oh and i'm really bored cause its 2:25 am and i'm taking a break from studying for my 3 midterms tomorow (i'm a lazy ass and didn't study for them over the week end and went to a movie late at night. oh an btw, don't go to see the ringer... it was REALLY lame

    • A-Z (stolen)

      13 years ago

      SPnerve

      A - AVAILABLE?: for now

      B - BEST FRIENDS: pat, alan, josh, rob, mike

      C - CRUSH: nope

      D- DADS NAME: Mark

      E - EASIEST *PERSON* TO TALK TO: Pat

      F- FAVORITE BAND? Disturbed

      G - GUMMY BEARS OR WORMS: Gummy Bears

      H - HOMETOWN: Smithfield, North Carolina

      I - INSTRUMENT: Guitar

      K - KIDS: i hope i don't have any

      L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Pennsylvania to florida

      M - MILK FLAVOR? there is more than one??

      N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: i'm the only one

      O - ONE WISH: to have more wishes

      P - PHOBIA(S): homophobe

      Q - FAVORITE QUOTE? "Rock out with ur Cock out"

      R - REASON TO SMILE: some people are worse off than me

      S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Pain Redifined

      T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 12:30pm (i'm sick)

      U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: one of my nicknames is "sir wacks-a-lot"

      V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE: Brussle sprowts

      W- WORST HABITS: cursing like a mother fucker

      X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: i don't have enough fingers to count

      Y - YUMMY FOOD: pizza

      Z- ZODIAC SIGN: Aries

    • this sucks

      13 years ago

      SPnerve

      i'm sick... i missed two midterms today by being out and i just threw up.

      oh and here is a little bit of wisdom from SPnerve. if you fill a 2 liter bottle of soda with gasoline and put the cap on it. then throw it in a fire... you might want to run away (hint hint)

    • More on paintball

      13 years ago

      SPnerve

      ok here is what went down... and if you don't feel like reading this the general message is that my proto m6 kicks ass.

      ok when we were going to the field my friend called and said that they didn't have any paint left from the 5 man that they had yesterday. so we had to go to this one sports store in our pb jerseys and it was kind of akward. of course i had to get evil paint... i don't know why (mabey their good) but they have always been good for me for the last year and half that i've used them. my 16in Ultalight was the best barrel i've ever shot including the freak, pipe, and pepperstick (which was better than i thought it would be), if i could put a lazer from the barrel the balls would follow one after another on that lazer perfectly. i actually think there was only a 2 in spread at about 175ft. my trigger was great. i have the ND raptor trigger and was using it without the spring of course. it took nothing to walk and easily got it over 15bps. but about 9 games into it all it started to stick and wouldn't let me walk it. and naturally that happend right when i was in the back corner with an opponent in the snake just a few feet in front of me. lol. at least i gave him trouble enough for my teamate to run up and bunker him. but if my trigger had been working he wouldn't have lasted 5 seconds seriously. i felt bad for my friend that just got a new shocker for christmas... well it would fire the first 2 shots then it would go to obout half psi and wouldn't fire right. everybody was trying to work on it and nobody could get it to work right. but after about 4 hours of working on it he finally went out to play and just shot really really slow. my other friend (O dubbs) had his whole ion apart and was fixing something (i don't know what) so he brought his old 98c to play with and actually did really well. i think he averaged 2 or 3 people out each game with it. my dad was using my old impulse... i'm just going to say that i think he finally understands why i wanted a new gun.

      weeeeeeeell there u have it. i just have to put the spring back in the trigger and cut a bit of it away for less tension and it should be kick ass again haha to u guys on the other team... i feel bad for u

    • Paintball

      13 years ago

      SPnerve

      ok i just went paintballing today... i don't have time enough to type all that went down so i'm just going to say that my proto m6 kicks ass

    • My life sucks

      13 years ago

      SPnerve

      well this is hard for a lot of guys to admit... but i'm really scared. i'm scared that i will get really depressed like i sometimes do and most likely take my life. about a month ago i had another one of my depressions. i actually wrote out my suicide note. but while i was writing it i started to think about all the people i would hurt. i also thought of the consequences of taking my life because i am christian i believe that suicide is one of the very worst sins. i think my depression is caused by minor things in school like my grades and coming home to a drunk father. i know many of you people out there have a separated family, and take it from me. a drunken dad with a fourth degree black belt and no disgression when he is drunk is not something that anybody would want to live with. i'm writing this journal not for any moral surport but just to be able to tell someone. i can't tell anybody i know and i don't want to tell my family fearing what they might think or put me on some sort of medicen. that feels better. but i don't know what will happen and i don't know if i can go on like the way life is right now.

    • weirdest dream ever

      13 years ago

      SPnerve

      ok here is the most random dream i have ever had (that i can remember)

      i was in nazi germany shooting a Flak gun at dracula's house. then my grandfather drawn as a simpsons charachter comes up to me and we start running through the local fair grounds that have a bunch of homeless santas with chawawas (i can't spell it, i doubt u can either without looking it up)

      well have fun going WTF?!?

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  • Comments (56)

    • ferretlxix

      12 years ago

      A Belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

    • XxGaSpxX

      13 years ago

      i guess we have a lot in common eat,sleep, paintball....except the drinking part

    • ferretlxix

      13 years ago

      could use your opinion in my journal.

    • XxGaSpxX

      13 years ago

      new gun check it out on my profile pics

    • i_r_caboos

      13 years ago

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    • Biou

      13 years ago

      Isn't it Strange that you constantly bash at me Just because of my age, when I'm being a bit more mature at this than you?

    • Biou

      13 years ago

      I've Been Here Since the RT Forum Days.

      stop Bragging.

      I know I'm the only person giving you alerts.....

      Go away.

    • Biou

      13 years ago

      I've Been on Here longer then you N00b.

      So calm Down Before you Get your Ass in a Knot.

      Just stop making fun of people and Quit Being a Dick and I'll Treat you With Respect and Maybe mods.

    • Biou

      13 years ago

      You..............Suck....................So much Ass........

    • SPnerve

      13 years ago

      thats cool

    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

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    • 1stpinkguy

      13 years ago

      yes they are pretty bad (the ions) my team all has one. the only thing i've had to do to it was change the trigger, and lube it up sometimes

    • armybarbie

      13 years ago

      yes i know what you mean, but i dont think i do know you

    • SPnerve

      13 years ago

      as it should be

    • P8ntballerDs

      13 years ago

      paintball is my life

    • Baraka

      13 years ago

      Dude, if i could make peoples ear's bleed by singing, that'd be friggin awesome. i wonder if i could make their heads explode by yelling...

    • TWA

      13 years ago

      That works too!

    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

      lol

      Ren & Stimpy

    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

      i'm hiding

    • bigbabyface

      13 years ago

      God Saw you hungry & created McDonalds,
      Wendys, and Dairy Queen.

      He saw you thirsty & created Coke,
      Juice, Coffee and Water.

      GOD saw you in the dark & created Light.

      GOD saw you without a Good looking,
      adorable,
      FRIEND.........


      so He created ME



      just thought i would drop bye and say a quick hello ^_~

    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

      send me a pic of you and i'll redo you and am i on your first page of friends for the reduced price

    • monopoly_j

      14 years ago

      yes but it's a very good book

    • monopoly_j

      14 years ago

      you know you want to

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=369111 smiley7.gif

    • Narra

      14 years ago

      TAG! You're it!
      See my journal for details. I didn't start this!

    • BILLYBOBBILL

      14 years ago

      I FINNLY GOT A PIC

    • SPnerve

      14 years ago

      " (forgot that)

    • SPnerve

      14 years ago

      *marine chant* "HOO-HAA

    • Eyegetsu

      14 years ago

      yeah.....sounds good....lets all join the army and go stomp the enemys ass

    • SPnerve

      14 years ago

      well its summer so i'm not trying to speak german or do anything related to school... can i get an AMEN?!?

    • BILLYBOBBILL

      14 years ago

      I LIKE ?????????????????????? MARK I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO GET ANY THING

    • GotischME262

      14 years ago

      lhl! all i said was, „shouldnt it be "ich hab mich gern (i like me)""

    • WorldWarII

      14 years ago

      Paintball rules!!!!!!

    • GotischME262

      14 years ago

      soll es „ich hab' mich gern"? lhl

    • SPnerve

      14 years ago

      yes i do u dumb ass... i wrote its full name out! EX. Paintball2Xtremes, LOOK FOR IT!

    • SirJT

      14 years ago

      You don't have PB2X in your favorite TV shows?!

    • Eyegetsu

      14 years ago

      good shit man....good shit...

    • SPnerve

      14 years ago

      well that was fun... now what to do... ahh i think i'll stay up all night on this site

    • SPnerve

      14 years ago

      i seem to be very spontanious cause i just decided that i'm going to go watch the every ep of RvB from beginning to end... bye

    • SPnerve

      14 years ago

      its a joke... come on

    • Eyegetsu

      14 years ago

      ok but why do tanks even have that many gears......can they even go that fast? and Go Mets sucka!

    • SPnerve

      14 years ago

      this is totally off topic but i just have to say this little joke

      did u know French tanks have a 6 speed transmition... 5 different gears for reverse and 1 gear for going forward if they are being attacked from behind

    • SPnerve

      14 years ago

      gotta love the jackson pic... die jackson die

    • NoXuM13

      14 years ago

      Hey i like your new image.

    • SPnerve

      14 years ago

      i know... us PAers r evil... cause we own the evil empire of body lotion (inside joke people)

    • NomisGnos

      14 years ago

      happy times (evil empire of body lotion... u will never forget haha... i won't let u)


      only a PAer would do such a thing... but i guess that's alright.

    • Donut7

      14 years ago

      they were thinking about it but i dont think they will now that they are back to 500 and by the way your Republican Army sign me up right away excellent idea

    • NomisGnos

      14 years ago

      awesome PA-er and a paintballer....

    • SPnerve

      14 years ago

      i don't think that they will move the house that ruth built... and for everybody else reading... just to clairify, i named my dog "Jeter"

    • Donut7

      14 years ago

      Thats awsome, I love the yankees too. I was named after Mickey Mantle. Thats awsome that you named your dog that. Also they better not move yankee stadium.

    • HALOPunisher

      14 years ago

      Damn straight Unheradof.

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