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39 years old
Female
from Seattle-ish kinda sorta, WA

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    • Why not?

      6 years ago

      SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

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      Or, I'll be everybody's Valentine.
      I love you, Rooster Teeth Community and Staff smiley12.gif

      As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar, a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays, but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world, couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!

    • The Tattoo Question

      6 years ago

      SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      So @Courtney @dapple_apple and I are SERIOUSLY considering hitting up a tattoo parlor while in Austin this July. I think that it is time for me to finally settle on a tattoo. Since this would be a commemorative occasion for ink, I figure that I'd get something Rooster Teeth related.

      I seriously contemplated having the RT logo as a tattoo, but decided on something smaller and not so detailed. Although Caboose is not my absolute favorite character (he's up there, but my love goes to Doc), I am leaning towards the -1 in Impact font. Those who know will get it and it will make for interesting conversation for those who don't know.

      Much easier to explain that the RT logo, anyway.

      The important questions and points to consider:

      smiley9.gifWhere do I get the tattoo?
      Base of the neck because it looks cool but I'm not sure if that will be an exceptionally tender area
      Somewhere on the arm that is easy to show off AND easy to cover if need be

      smiley9.gifBlue ink? Black ink? Solid or just outlined?

      smiley9.gifIs there another Rooster Teeth-related design I should consider?

      smiley9.gifAnyone else want in on this tattooing action?

      smiley9.gifThis will be my first tattoo ever

      What do you all think? I value your opinion, RT Community smiley12.gif

    • I could be purr-fect

      6 years ago

      SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      If Joe The Cat is retiring, may I have his job? I can lay on the couch, crawl under cars, and puke on @Gus's things.

      In job-related news:
      I have accepted a temporary position at Seattle Genetics doing data entry. I'm absolutely thrilled!
      One full year at $20 an hour AND all the time I need off for conventions.
      Best Perk: carpooling in everyday with that sexy @SirNarvy smiley12.gif
      Second Best Perk: a cubical a mere 10 feet away from the Starbucks coffee machine.

      But I'd totally drop SeaGen to replace Joe The Cat.

      Mostly because I want those pancakes that @Burnie was making on the podcast.

      smiley9.gif The big reason why I haven't been online is Emerald City Comic Con crunch time.

      smiley9.gif The not-so-big reason I haven't been online is Minecraft.

      smiley9.gif Drinking coca cola and gin...Classy as fuck, ya'll.

    • Rooster Teeth Store Reviews

      6 years ago

      SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      ...Mind-numbing.

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      Must. Own. NOW.

      THAT'S NOT A GOD DAMN REVIEW.

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      Ordered! can'twaitcan'twaitcan'twait

      I appreciate your enthusiasm, but that's not a review either!

      And the new Donut-inspired hoodie has reviews that have NOTHING to do with the product! Michael and Lindsay ARE cute to be sure, but that's not a fucking product review!

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      when will this be back in stock i really want one

      ...you don't have it...it's out of stock...and you gave it 5 stars?
      AND you asked the question in the REVIEW section instead of utilizing the CONTACT US option....there is a Customer Service form that you can ask these question on


      People. Come on.

      (Please know that I'm sure that you all are very nice and have good intentions...but there's a time and place for shit like this...it's called THE FORUMS. These were supposed to be product reviews. You buy the product, you review it, and you give it a star rating to guide your fellow community towards the best products here.)

    • Take a break...

      6 years ago

      SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      Oh, for the love of Frankie DuFresne...I absolutely LOATHE writing up my resume.

      So I'm taking a break and reading the absolute best sociological experiment I've ever seen. The reviews are HILARIOUS. The whole thing is tongue-in-cheek and guaranteed to put a smile on your face...and, perhaps, want to slap the marketing team for Bic Pens upside the head.

      Bic Cristal FOR HER Ball Pen on Amazon.com- because gender marketing wasn't offensive enough

      My favorites:
      smiley9.gif 1 out of 5 stars - Oh Captain Awesomeface - First they came for our votes, then our combat operations, and now this. Is nothing sacredly male only anymore? I mean the word pen is in penis. Can't we agree that one should still be an extension of the other? Oh, give me back the days when my pen was colored in brawny hues. The good old days when to a dame a pen was the stately instrument with which I wrote her a check for 60% of what less capable men were making. Those heady times when manly jottings of, "Sorry I couldn't stay for breakfast, dollface. Had important meeting you wouldn't understand. There's some money on the dresser," were scribbled across buttocks in boardinghouses everywhere. Because what does a woman need a pen for anyway? Recipes, as some have suggested? If she can't make it from memory or pictograph, does she really love, honor, and obey? In such cases her husband would be within his rights to raise a stoning. He could even write invitations to the stoning with his mighty pen.

      smiley9.gif 1 out of 5 stars - Janet Miller - I thot these pens woud make me smart but now wen i rite i cant spel wurth sheet. not evun E-Z wurds lik CRISTAL. i usta spel gud even for a gurl but not no more sense thes peans. Now evey time i pik up thise pins i feal dum dum dum.

      smiley9.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley9.gif 5 out of 5 stars - Tracy Hamilton - Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with.

      Where has this pen been all my life???

    • The less important chores

      6 years ago

      SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      smiley9.gif I need a new background for Twitter. The current background is the only I've used since 2009. In great need of an update. Although, I like keeping the Pearl Forrester motif...

      smiley9.gif It's been a whole week...time to repaint my nails. Which color should I choose?

      smiley9.gif Minecraft. So much that I want to build in Minecraft...

      smiley9.gif Finish reading a book for a change. I have 4 started and partially read...maybe I should pick one and read it all the way through.

      smiley9.gif Clean my desk. They say that a messy work space is the mark of genius. DOn't let that fool you...I'm just a slob.

      smiley9.gif Redecorate my convention badge lanyard for ECCC. There are some awesome Animaniacs enamel pins on ebay right now. Just like the ones I had in high school...that were stolen.
      Teenagers can be so cruel.

      smiley9.gif Speaking of...Animaniacs Vol 4 releases tomorrow! I pre-ordered on Amazon. This is the last installment of the series. smiley12.gif We finally got it when WB said that they were not going to release it due to "not enough interest". HA!

      smiley9.gif Clean the catbox.
      Ok...that one is actually super-important...I just hate doing it. And let me tell you something: These 2 itty-bitty kitties know how to wreck a litterbox. Hot damn, ya'll. Makes me eyes burn.

    • If it were legit...

      6 years ago

      SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      smiley9.gif I would love to create a Kickstarter campaign to raise money for Super Bowl commercial airtime specifically to show an RTX ad.

      smiley9.gif I'm not a huge sports fan, so the only reason I look forward to Super Bowl Sunday is THE FOOD. But since I'm juice fasting...

      smiley9.gif If I were drinking beer right now, my SuperBowl Drinking Game would be this:
      Take a drink every time you hear Jeff Bridges, Maurice LaMarche, or Billy West doing a voice for a commercial.

      Happy Hand Egg Game Day, everyone.

      Relentlessly Perusing Perfection,
      Lexus
      SailorTweek

    • Birdemic: Shock & Terror Ruined My Life

      6 years ago

      SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      Birdemic: Shock and Terror is so skin-peelingly horrific that it makes The Room look like Citizen Kane and Manos look like The Lord of The Rings.

      But, I cannot stop watching it. I have a safety net called Rifftrax since I'm not strong enough to endure the movie au natural, and this just feeds the addiction. What's worse is that Rifftrax has released their LIVE version of Birdemic for sale...and I had no choice but to submit. Take my money, Rifftrax. Take it all.

      So, how has Birdemic ruined my life?

      1) "Hangin' Out With My Family" is hummed in my household.

      2) I cringe whenever I see a flock of birds

      3) I now have a passionate burning hate for polo shirts.

      4) - and the most important - The main character, Rod, walks like he quite literally has rods for legs. Every time I watch him walk, I cringe. Rifftrax rightfully makes fun of him for it! But because of Rod's inability to walk, I over-think the situation: This movie is full of TERRIBLE actors. This Rod guy is trying to walk and act at the same time (which is a god damn train wreck) His walk is the quintessential example of "Ok, I'm on camera! I have to act like I'm walking naturally!"
      I am an actor. I now how oddly difficult it can be to all of sudden become aware of your physicality on stage and on camera. Rod now has me absolutely fucking paranoid about the way I walk when I'm heading to the grocery store. All I can think is "Oh God...I'm not walking like Rod, right?" The moment I put my shoes on, I remind myself "Don't walk like Rod in Birdemic! Don't walk like ROD!"
      You can see Rod's iconic walking here backed by Rifftrax magic

      Fuck you, Birdemic. You are the drug that has cost me so much energy...but I can't quit you.



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      A little background:
      I wasn't a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 until I went to college. Most of the riff references went way over my head. The moment I started catching onto the near Dennis Miller-esque obscure references, I got hooked. I didn't have cable (and would continue that trend off and on til this very day), so I relied on VHS copies from friends. Now, through the magic of The Internet, you can see most of the entire MST3K run online:
      Club MST3K - Damn near every episode on streaming!

      MST3K evolved into 2 separate entities:
      Cinematic Titanic - Joel, J. Elvis, Trace, Mary Jo, and TV's Frank

      RiffTrax - Mike, Bill, and Kevin

      Both factions strive to make movies a little more enjoyable. Cinematic Titanic is exactly like MST3K with the silhouettes of the riffers on screen while the movie plays. Classically bad movies that would have Ed Wood sprinting towards the nearest angora sweater for comfort. CT really shines in their live performances and sells DVDs of both the prerecorded and live shows. They are the continuation and true spirit of MST3K.

      Riffftrax, at it's very core, gives you an mp3 of riffing to go along with a movie that you buy separately. This eliminates the whole licensing problem that came with MST3K as the years go by. As a bonus, Rifftrax doesn't just exclusively riff on the horrible movies of the world. Mike, Bill, and Kevin run up and down the gamete of movies from amazing blockbusters to beloved classics to that Michael Bay guy that we'd all love to kick in the shins. Rifftrax has been able to get their hands on old educational shorts and unreasonably licensed films to be riffed on and sold in sets. You can buy some of these on DVD, but it's a thrill when you can get it Video on Demand (VOD). Instant gratification that plays on damn near every device you can think of.

      Rifftrax also does live shows. These live shows are are shown (on time delays) at local theaters and usually involve a special guest and some digital goodies that you can download when you get back to your computer. Eventually, these live shows are released either on DVD or VOD. I'm still holding out for the Rifftrax Live version Manos: Hands of Fate to be released on DVD...I thought the MST3K version was the pinnacle of humor until I saw Rifftrax Live sink their fangs into it.

      The lads really surprised me when they announced the riffing of Birdemic: Shock and Terror live. I have a copy of the original Birdemic riffing thanks to @RuneLady. I watch Birdemic and The Room all the time... to the point that the "Hangin' Out With My Family" song has been lodged deep into our sub conscience. Poor @sirnarvy confessed to me that he had that song stuck in his head at work...and curses me til the day I die for it.

      The Birdemic live riffing was hilarious! Like with Manos, I laughed myself to tears. Rifftrax one-upped themselves and updated some of their original jokes. Last night, the live version was released on VOD and I bought it right away (much to @sirnarvy's chagrin). I might not ever watch the original riff ever again now that I have the superior live version.

      I totally just sounded like a snob there. smiley8.gif

      Here's a lovely write up on Birdemic from our very own @Kschenke

    • When shit aligns...

      6 years ago

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      Thank you, @gregory Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for capturing this moment.

    • Gettin' it all on...

      6 years ago

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      Guys. GUYS.

      Tickets for the premier Pacific NerdWest (brought to you by RvBCanWest) is selling discounted tickets! Come party with your fellow nerds/geeks/fan people of all all genres in gorgeous Bellingham, Washington. Buy them here and buy them now! Keep up with all PNW news (Guests, charity events, and MUCH MORE) on the official website and here on Rooster Teeth
      PacificNerdWest.com
      PNW on RT


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      RT community members @GB330033 and @Count3D brought us the wonder of Sidequest during the first RTX in 2011. Since then, Sidequest has grown into something more than an enthusiastic gathering of RT fans in the heart of Austin, TX. PAX East and PAX Prime have some terrific Sidequest action which leads to the question:
      When will SideQuest take over the world?

      But I digress.

      SideQuest Child's Play Charity Auction - Last year, the charity auction raised over $9,000 for Child's Play. The auction items showcased that evening were pieces of art created by our own RT Community and the RT Staff, and bundle packs of neat merchandise from gaming and entertainment companies.
      But the majority...perhaps, and I'm estimating here, 85% of the auction items were made by us and RT. How freaking cool is that?

      If you would like to donate an item or items, fill out this form!

      If you would like to attend this event (and you really, really should!) and the other terrific SideQuest events in store for RTX: Buy the tickets!

      Why there are tickets and why they cost what they cost:
      Any money that we take in, is first used to offset the costs of running SideQuest. Currently, our expenses are things such as web hosting fees, venue reservations, merch/promo item costs, etc. Once we take care of our expenses, the rest of the money goes to Child’s Play. In 2012, after covering our costs, we were able to donate $10,000 to Child’s Play and become a platinum sponsor. This far exceeded our expectations, but we were VERY excited to be able to support such a great cause to such a large degree.

      As SideQuest continues to grow and evolve, our financial goals are pretty simple:

      We want it to cost as little as possible to attend SideQuest, so we’re going to keep our expenses as low as possible
      Anything we spend money on is going to directly benefit YOU, the SideQuest-ers
      We’re going to try to maintain our platinum sponsor status with Child’s Play


      There is more to SideQuest than just the Charity Auction! There are the traditional Barlympics for the 18+ year old crowd! And, my big Texas weakness...going to The Salt Lick is something that I look forward to with the same enthusiasm as RTX itself.

      I'm drooling on my keyboard now. No shame.

      If money and or age restriction is an issue, there is this new terrific deal called SideQuest Presents!

      So, be sure to keep track of all things SideQuest on the Official webpage and the RT SideQuest Group page.

  • Comments (3592)

    • suppi

      8 years ago

      No..noo...not you.
      I'm stalking Burnie and Joel. >_>;

      I HATE YOU. I have to decide between seeing Harry Potter again or buying the Revelation soundtrack for the Caboose song! smiley4.gif

    • BrokenRobot

      8 years ago

      Yeah, it was them. I love Reel Big Fish, they never fail to cheer me up.

    • casmarie

      8 years ago

      Oh I won't give up, I'll keep it in mind if I ever do do that PhD in America

    • casmarie

      8 years ago

      It just became my dream job

    • casmarie

      8 years ago

      I just read the thing.. it asks for a minimum of 5 years experience -_-

    • casmarie

      8 years ago

      Well I'd love to but I think I need to get some experience first..

    • casmarie

      8 years ago

      I have no means to get there though -_-

    • casmarie

      8 years ago

      You have no idea how awesome it would be for me to get a job in a place like that

    • phoenix229

      8 years ago

      I've been watching massive amounts of Fraggle Rock lately. It made me think of you.

    • ozean717

      8 years ago

      1 Hour Season Finale of Venture Brothers this Sunday Night!!!

      "I'll take 6 of your finest whores...escorts, whatever."

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      8 years ago

      I'd LOVE to read it. ^_^ Send it my way...I'll get on Skype.

    • Red_Uncle

      8 years ago

      I'm sitting here typing, erasing, and retyping script 1 for the... next project... But I'm not sure how well it flows since it's pretty exposition heavy. I just want a few people to read it and suggest some ideas to shorten the... opening ceremony I guess you could say.

    • Red_Uncle

      8 years ago

      Wanna be an editor/test subject/S&M victim- er proof reader?

    • suppi

      8 years ago

      DAT ASS is beautiful.
      Your husband is a selfish man for hogging it all. smiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Dawkin

      8 years ago

      It's a fully working Tom Servo replica, which he has used in one Atop The Fourth Wall review "Previously..." segment. smiley9.gif

    • HouseofDorn

      8 years ago

      Thanks for being patient with my nutso tags

    • Red_Uncle

      8 years ago

      Wait, 2nd thought: what's going on now? What was that message about?

    • Guybrush64

      8 years ago

      Happy FU (again)!

      Also, can I be featured in that Community Content of the Week? I am making a challenge for people and want to see if someone can do it.

    • HouseofDorn

      8 years ago

      Hey you are awesome you get the star for the most mods. Thank you and thanks for liking my picts

    • Edher

      8 years ago

      Happy FU day! Again!

      I demand a recount!

    • Red_Uncle

      8 years ago

      It's not that serious. It's not the end of the world. It only takes one press on the left D-pad and voila.

      Post edited 11/09/10 9:30PM

    • RVA_Amanda

      8 years ago

      Happy FU Day! (again!)

    • blue_kurt

      8 years ago

      HAPPY FU DAY!!!

    • Kyrianne

      8 years ago

      HAPPY EFF YOU!

    • ZetaZasco

      8 years ago

      Featured User part Deux?

      ....why not!! smiley8.gif

    • Cassner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hail Hydra

      8 years ago

      WTF your the FU again, that's the perks of being Gus's stunt double.

    • jclfjanet FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      FU again?

      Awesomeeeee smiley13.gif


      Must be some sort of record! Congrats! smiley1.gif

    • ozean717

      8 years ago

      HOLD ON A SECOND! Did I just go back in time a few weeks?! Mary, you're the featured user....AGAIN!!! Congrats! I hope you have another lovely FU Day! smiley0.gif

      ...I wish I was the featured user (pout)...haha!

    • ozean717

      8 years ago

      Did I miss the season finale of Venture Bros?????

    • UncleSikki

      8 years ago

      SailorTweek:
      I can never seem to remember your GT when I get on XBL DX (writes it down on hand). Anyway, you're number 8 in my Friends List Tour Camp-agon!

      So let's cut to the chase: You're awesome. You've been awesome. And I'm sure you will continue to be awesome for many a long thread in the forums! Keep up the win!

    • UncleSikki

      8 years ago

      If he has a Sub, save some for me :D

    • UncleSikki

      8 years ago

      I have a strange feeling that... The kids from Jersey Shore could be lurking around...

      >.>


      <.<

    • UncleSikki

      8 years ago

      Pssssst...

      It's quite on the site right now o.o

    • BrokenRobot

      8 years ago

      I may be addicted to Pete White's pronunciation of "Robo-Bo" in the latest episode of The Venture Bros.

    • UncleSikki

      8 years ago

      Daaaamn Straight :D
      I will ASAP, my whole XBL set up is a little confusing though DX

    • UncleSikki

      8 years ago

      Hello newer friendly person :D

      We should also be friends on XBL XD I don't have many people I regularly play with :P

    • UncleSikki

      8 years ago

      ~cough cough~ nevermind, the options not available o.o

      didn't know you could do that DX

    • UncleSikki

      8 years ago

      Hope the friend req isn't considered random... I'm friends with the other two admins of RT:CCotW so I thought why not? :P

    • kriss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Community Manager

      8 years ago

      Dawwwwwwww! Thank you! I'm Kriss, btw :D Nice meeting you finally!

    • SelfishCrow

      8 years ago

      also where i can check where you are putting it?

    • SelfishCrow

      8 years ago

      hello there, about the pic i really think that would be cool.

    • Bebopp

      8 years ago

      You must have the most roosterteeth collectables of all the people here! And 2 helmets too!

    • suppi

      8 years ago

      MY TYPOS ARE FUCKING BRILLIANT.

    • ChrisBotkin

      8 years ago

      Heyyyyy! Can you get on Skype really fast?! Fizz and I need to work a situation out with the group. smiley0.gif

    • MissZahrah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I could have easily (far too easily!) filled the whole journal with nothing but Volaire! But I was trying to keep it mixed. smiley8.gif

    • MissZahrah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      awwww ((hugs))

      Feel better soon, I hope!

    • Yaini

      8 years ago

      Can I haz friend request? It is your friendly safe driving Brit from Rec's testing game.

    • Fizz

      8 years ago

      In reply to SailorTweek:

      nevermind, chris already did it.

    • Fizz

      8 years ago

      Hey, me and chris talked about a skype chat for the group. I don't know how to set up a chat, so if you could possibly do it?

    • ChrisBotkin

      8 years ago

      Hoorah! :]

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