Saint1900

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from Tyrone, PA

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    • Dead Card: Chapter 1, Section 1

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      This is a little short story I am working on. Becuase of the sissy ass character limit on RvB I cant fit the whole chapter in. R&R please.

      “Sir, you might want to see this.†Cpl Madison said to General Hoffman as she gestured to the television.

      “What now? Did the Iranians finally lose it?†Hoffman said sarcastically and walked beside Madison to look at the TV. It was CNN and it showed a attractive female combat reporter embedded with Israeli soldiers in Beirut. There was a lot of yelling and firing in the background.

      “It looks as if all stability here in Beirut has dissolved. The Israeli Defense Force squad that I am with are caught between fundamentalist Muslim militants, rebel forces and the Lebanese army. Just a few moments ago outside of the temporary base a Lebanese convoy was ambushed by rebel forces. The leader of the Lebanese government was coming to start talks with the Israeli General here to hopefully work together to eject the fundamentalist militants from the country. It has been confirmed that he has been killed by rebel forces. The Israelis tried to fight off the rebels and succeeded, but it was too late. The squad I am with were out on patrol looking for rocket sites when this all happened and we are currently holed up in a hotel. It looks as if rebels are are trying to get in but the IDF has done a good job of barricade themselves in.†In the background there was a IDF soldier talking into a radio. He suddenly looked concerned and pointed his weapon at the door. There was banging on the other side. The door flew open and a rebel rushed in only to be shot by the IDF soldier. The combat reporter started to scream as a grenade rolled on the floor towards the camera. CNN cut the feed and Madison shut off the TV. The General went into his office and picked up the phone.

      Briefing Room

      “Our situation is this,†Started General Hoffman, USMC. “Rebel forces have overthrown the Lebanese Government and killed it's leader. The IDF are retreating from the area and the Lebanese Army has stopped them for now. The President has not decided if we are going to send troops in or not. But we must prepare for it. I want MAGTAF 4 moved from Australia to the Lebanese coast and ready to rock and roll.†An aide walked over and whispered into the General's ear. “I have just gotten word that one of our counter intelligence operatives has been captured by Lebanese forces. Here is his info on him and his team.†The General finished. Information popped up on the screen behind the General. It read:

      Cpl Schmidt, Casey, USMC.
      Joined 20070717.
      Military Operational Specialty: Counter Intelligence
      Hometown: Tyrone, PA
      Mission: Find and eliminate terrorist cells and HAMAS operatives.
      Mission location: Beirut, Lebanon.
      Status: MIA/Captured.

      LCpl Briggs, Jonathon, USMC.
      Joined 20090829
      Military Operational Specialty: Counter Intelligence
      Hometown: Philadelphia, PA
      Mission: Find and eliminate terrorist cells and HAMAS operatives.
      Mission location: Beirut, Lebanon.
      Status: KIA

      PFC Jamison, Rodney, USMC.
      Joined 20080109.
      Military Operational Specialty: Counter Intelligence
      Hometown: Atlanta, GA
      Mission: Find and eliminate terrorist cells and HAMAS operatives.
      Mission location: Beirut, Lebanon.
      Status: KIA

      Cpt. Gregory, Timothy, USMC.
      Joined 20101527.
      Military Operational Specialty: Counter Intelligence
      Hometown: Dallas, TX
      Mission: Find and eliminate terrorist cells and HAMAS operatives.
      Mission location: Beirut, Lebanon.
      Status: KIA

      “Now, I plan on getting him back. He may have valuable info, he may not. But I will not leave him to die. Okay, Let's see what they want with him. Get talks started. Now. Semper Fi.†The General said and walked out.

    • Snow.... Grrr

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      Too much freaking snow around here. It is like it is winter or something! Jeez! smiley8.gif

      EDIT: For those of you who didnt know, this is the FIRST snow storm we have had.

    • Fucking snow.

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      I almost died... twice. I was driving to altoona and there was THE WORST whiteout conditions I have ever seen. First time it was all of a sudden. I cut the speed back and went to go to the shoulder.... and a fucking semi goes roaring past at like 60MPH.... just barely fucking missing me. After a while it get to where I can see like a good 40 feet so I get going again. After 5 minutes... BAM! Whiteout. The guy ahead of me just stops. So I cut the wheel left, just missing him(the roads were snowy by now) and I just barely regain control before almost putting my car into a jersey barrier. Chripey

    • Incase of Zetard Outbreak

      12 years ago

      Saint1900


      ***With help from the Zombie Survival Guide.***
      Plan for Zombie Outbreak High Class 3 or Class 4:

      My best friend Daniel and I will link up. I will be the main shooter, he will carry the food, equipment, etc.

      My loadout:

      Primary Firearm: Springfield 1903A4 (30.06 Government)
      When not in use: Slung over right shoulder.
      Acc: No scope (I can use stripper clips that way.)
      Ammo: 1 (5 rounds) bandoleer on me. 5 in a MOLLE backpack. Loose rounds in two MOLLE pouches on my Tac-Vest

      Secondary Firearm: H&K USP Tactical (.45 FMJ)
      When not in use: Placed in cross-draw holster in left side of Tac-Vest.
      Acc: Tac-Light, Suppressor if available.
      Ammo: 1 (12 rounds) mag in the holster, 5 mags on Tac-Vest. Loose ammo held in second compartment of MOLLE backpack

      Backup Firearm: Henry Survival Rifle: Israeli Version (.22 LR JHP)
      When not in use: Placed in homemade holster on left side of MOLLE backpack.
      Acc: Suppressor (Israeli version has threaded barrel, I think.) if available.
      Ammo: 3 (15 rounds) mags in pouch on Tac-Vest. Loose rounds in two pouches on MOLLE backpack.

      Last Resort Firearm: Browning Buckmark 2 (22 LR JHP)
      When not in use: Placed in drop-holster on right thigh (easy access if grappled with zombie.)
      Acc: None.
      Ammo: No additional mags (10 rounds) carried.

      Primary Melee: Military Surplus Machete (Sharpened)
      When not in use: Sheathed on right hip.

      Secondary Melee: Titanium crowbar
      When not in use: In MOLLE backpack.

      Equipment:

      Binocs
      Held in: MOLLE backpack

      iPod Shuffle (for when the moaning gets on my nerves):
      Held in: Right pants pocket.

      USB battery:
      Held in: MOLLE backpack.

      Lithium Batteries:
      Held in: MOLLE backpack.

      Clothing:

      Head: Woodland MARPAT USMC 8-point cover, glasses.

      Upper Body: Woodland MARPAT shirt/jacket, Woodland MARPAT Tac-Vest(all MOLLE pouches W.MARPAT), Woodland MARPAT Camelback, Woodland MARPAT MOLLE backpack.

      Hands: USMC issue utility gloves(Gripper gloves).

      Lower Body: Woodland MARPAT pants, Woodland MARPAT right leg-drop holster.

      Feet: USMC issue boots, boot leggings.

      Daniels loadout:

      Primary Firearm: Mossberg Bullpup (12ga. 00 buck)
      When not in use: Slung on right shoulder.
      Acc: None
      Ammo: Held on Tac-Vest and in 1 bandoleer. 2 additional bandoleers in MOLLE backpack

      Secondary Firearm: Beretta 96 (.40 FMJ)
      When not in use: Held in drop-holster.
      Acc: None
      Ammo: 1 mag (11 rounds) held in holster. 3 mags in pouch on Tac-Vest. Loose ammo held in secondary compartment of MOLLE backpack.

      Melee: Boot knife
      When not in use: Sheathed in boot.

      Equipment:

      12 MRE:
      Held in: MOLLE backpack.

      6 canteens:
      Held in: MOLLE backpack.

      Map and compass:
      Held in: BDU pants pocket.

      Extra set of Woodland MARPAT and Woodland BDU:
      Held in: MOLLE backpack.

      Clothing:
      Head: Nothing

      Upper Body: Woodland BDU shirt/jacket, OD Green Tac-Vest(all MOLLE pouches OD Green, Woodland Camelback, OD Green MOLLE backpack.

      Hands: Nothing.

      Lowerbody: Woodland BDU pants, Woodland drop-holster.

      Feet: Para boots.

      Transportation: Armored Truck(Daniel's Step-dad drives one).
      In the back: More MRE, gas, and water. Possibly more ammo.

      Destination: First Hamburg to pick up Sicario (and anyone along the way), then Maine to hook up with Scrag(and anyone along the way). Sorry Grunty, I am not going to fucking Indiana to pick your sorry ass up. I do plan on picking you up at some point, Just not right off the bat. Just lay low. After getting that all sorted out we break in to a above water level beach house(i.e. on stilts) and barricade the fucker, hoping that no hurricanes are about.

      To Sicario: Grab all the guns you have and get em ready to ship.

      To Scragman: Get ready for our arrival.

      To Grunty: Lay low. Dont make noise. Find something to do so you aren't a stark raving lunatic when we get there.

      I love this goofy ass shit. smiley0.gif

    • MySpace loser TOP 10

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      Found this on my bullitens. Love it.

      ONE
      there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
      it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
      OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
      No, it doesnt.



      TWO
      To the people who have like 1,000 friends,
      Are you serious?
      You're stupid.
      Go play in traffic.



      THREE
      Don't ever post pictures and say
      "OMG, I'm so ugly"
      "OMG, I'm so fat"
      Because if you were,
      you wouldn't post them.
      And if you do your a freaking mongoloid.



      FOUR
      Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
      Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
      Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
      even if you win, you're still retarded.
      Until you can jump out of my routerbox, I am not scared.


      FIVE

      Quit crying
      b/c you're not on someones top 8.
      who cares?
      ITS MYSPACE!!!



      SIX

      Who really cares if
      I don't accept you as a friend?
      MOVE ON!!!
      Don't send me another request or message asking
      "what's up with you not adding me?"
      I don't want you as a friend,
      that's what's up fruit!!!



      SEVEN

      Little 6th graders who have MySpace
      and look like sluts, and act like whores
      go somewhere else because nobody
      wants you here. And Parents
      quit blaming myspace for your kid being
      a hooker, she was a whore before
      myspace, and she'd be a whore without it!
      What does that say about your
      parenting skills? Think about it!
      dude anyone brains will figure that one out!



      EIGHT

      If you have decided to read this,
      you are a true MySpace Friend.
      Real friends read their bulletins.



      NINE

      I say you go and pass this on
      and maybe it will finally get through people's brains



      TEN

      And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
      repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog
      tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"
      QUIT BEING DUMB

      This is a test to see how many people
      in your friends list
      actually pay attention to you.


      TEN THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE

    • Ehhhh

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      New week starting up. Not looking forward to it. Both the Army and the Marines called over the week. One Thursday and one Friday. Both times I was like "Too late, guys." The Army guy thanked me for my service and said he was in the Corps for a while. The Marine had actuially met me at a Pole Function. God.


      Well, I ordered some stuff. I ordered a set of speakers for my Shuffle, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, some crossover etho cable, and a set of inner ear earbuds. As a result of the shipping I selected, my things wont get here till the middle of the month. smiley4.gif

    • Do ya?

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      Any of you folks play UrbanDead?

    • Euphoria....

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      On September 11 attacks, everyone was American. German, Russian, English, Australian, Chinese, Japanese, French, Canadian, it didn't matter. Everyone was American. The world sent us all the aid they could. They gave us their support. They shared our euphoria that was fueled by sadness and anger. They cried with us. They got pissed off with us. Some even went to war with us. They were all Americans. I have one thing to ask. What happened?

      When we were attacked we were forced on a path. A path to war. We were called to it and had to respond or die. And we did. We mounted a large military campaign. We mobilized and fought for those who died and we fought to protect those who might die. Some mobilized with us. The Germans, the English, the Russians, hell, even the French. They marched to war right by our side. They fought with us and some of them died, just like us. They were American, just like us. What happened?

      Lack of resolve happened. They fell by the wayside. Now that Saddam is dead it is a bittersweet moment. We are hated around the world. Seen as war hungry facists, the very thing we were fighting. Everyone now hates Americans. It saddends and depresses me. How can they blame us. If you got attacked like we did, threatened like we did, wouldn't you have done the same thing? If someone wants you dead, you sure as fuck better strike first or face the conquences and pay the price. We did. Now we respond. We solumnly send our men and women into battle once more to protect those back home and we are critized for it.

      We let Bin Laden strike first and learned our lesson. We struck first this time. I support that. If that makes me a war hungry facist, well, so be it. It is with a heavy heart tonight that I think of all of the men and women that died for me and those around me. It is with a heavy heart and a bittersweet taste in my mouth that I think of Saddam's execution. All this American blood. For that. How else can I repay the men and women that faced war and death and fought it head on? That ran straight at it, gun pointed and head down? They looked Death in the eye and told it to stick it somewhere. They looked at Death in the eye and told it not to fuck with Americans, or else. They fought, they died, and some overcame it. While being mocked. How else to repay them?

      By fighting right beside them. By joining them at looking at Death's evil grin and grinning right back, daring Death to try it, knowing that the person back home is relying on us. The old vet, the pregnat mother, the anarcist, the drug addict, the child in the playground, the protestor burning the flag, the weak politician who sits comfortibly and sceams, and the person who dismissed you because you made the choice to serve your country. I will join them and say. “Don't piss us off. You fucked with the wrong country.†I will stand up and try my damndest to make this world a place worth living in.

      Do you hear that, Mr. Terrorist? Hear the marching feet? Hear the loading of weapons? That's the sound of judgement. Do you see the fires burning into the night? That's your jihad burning up. Do you remember long ago? When the sun shined? When the star's were bright? Before you fucked it all up. That was so long ago. Do you remember? I do. Do you know what we will do? Do you? Do you know what the payment is for shattering our dream of a peaceful America? You get a kicked down door. A kicked down door with Marines storming though, weapons trained on you. You get a tank rolling in your backyard. You get a bomb landing on your doorstep.

      I have a message for you, Mr. Terrorist: We are Americans, don't fuck with us, because we are really good at this kind of thing.

    • WOOOOOT!

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/29/hussein/index.html

      Saddam got wacked! TIME TO PARTY!

      *starts up the music*

    • Reasons I love Philly

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      1. You see all kinda of cool shit. I saw something that Grunty and Scragy would have loved. It was a 8 foot tall Space Marine in the middle of a mini-golf course. I so wish I had a camera.

      2. South Philly dinars are kickass

      3. Recruiters are desprate here. I had both an Army and a Marine recruiter come up and ask me if I wanted to join. I told the Army I was already taken. I knew the Marine from a Pole function. He must not have recognized me. His name is Cpl. Love. He walks up and looks at me. He says "Wanna think about your..." He notices its me and says "Oh, never fucking mind." and smilies. We shake hands and catch up. Good times.

      4. Lots of hot women. Let me expound on that.

      I was sitting outside of a Macy's store while my grandparents looked for a jacket. The prices in there made me sick, so I went outside of the store to sit on a bench.(75 dollar for a shirt, they must have rock in their head) I was just sittin there, and here come a very hot young women. Maybe 5'11. Tits had to be high C, maybe low D. Had to be a size 8 or 10. She sits on the bench next to me. Says Hi. I respond with a "Ummmm Hi." She starts talking. I dumbfoundedly nod my head and reply as best I can. We talk for a good 15 minutes(found out she is in the MarineCorps. Goes to boot same day as me. She says "Wanna go grab a drink?" I reply. "I would love to, but I am not from around here. I live 200 miles that way." and I point to in the general direction of my house. She looked really dissappointed. ME FUCKING TOO! I said, "Aw, why not. Lets grab a drink." Off we go.

      You know all that crap about me waiting till marrige. I woulda dropped that in an instant with this girl, man. On hindsight, I should got her number. I coulda had some 'fun' while I was in Philly.

      Ah well. smiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gif

  • About Me

  • Comments (722)

    • ryck1

      13 years ago

      thanks for the laughing lmao ur welcoming u say i cant type u cant speak ENGLISH

    • ryck1

      13 years ago

      yea ur profession is pro gamer 1 u suck at it all u use a mac and wheres ur check bitch and another thing just stfu leave me alone and dont listen 2 system

    • ryck1

      13 years ago

      sounds awfully hmm i dont kno divide and conquer ish awfully us and them ish IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY so theres an us in ur us and a tehm in ur them u racsist propaganda fed redneck con pig

    • ryck1

      13 years ago

      wow ur incredibly childish and stupid listen hick offraoding dont make u a good driver and where do u get this notion of bad jersey drivers

    • ryck1

      13 years ago

      wow yano wat that sounds liek a cop out bitch sit down and stay in ur place dont butt in 2 others conflicts its a good way 2 get an ox shoved 2 u

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Several in fact. Mmmm...Newcastle Brown Ale is gooooooood stuff.

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      B double E double R U N Beer Run!

    • ryck1

      13 years ago

      i said a pebble is the inbreeding gettn 2 u son there u go making ur anti progressive hillbilly remakrs kiddo and I wont live thats the funniest thing i ever heard acting liek u hard an all that lmao god damn get that bug out of ur ass

    • ryck1

      13 years ago

      on the internet talk is just talk thats all it is so wtf im cool with some crips but that dont meen im bitch made liek u and get out that guys ass bro ur so far up there u scrape his toungue

    • ryck1

      13 years ago

      o yea a ura faggot bro let it go u were born in philly that dont meen shit =ura bitch now aint u and as ur bear chin 80yds i hit heads and called on on a dime from 450 yds away with a peeble not looking using my peripherial vision so stfu u pussy

    • ryck1

      13 years ago

      yea also below me dood i heard unbuntu was liek beginner linux or something liek that btw page owner im GOIN 2 kill u not a threat a PROMISE

    • ryck1

      13 years ago

      who the fuck is u u hick loving white redneck bitch ass mother fucker crazy ass nj drivers well have fun fucking ur sister in ur inefficeint ford truck on them kentuckey rods that there and WTF r u talkin about consider this a death threat i will kill u if i c u and i kno wat u look liek and the general area in which u live bitch

    • Embee90

      13 years ago

      No, it was different than Ubunto. I'm assuming it's a form of Linux though.

    • Embee90

      13 years ago

      Sad isn't it? My friend has an operating system that is weird. It's like Windows and Mac had a very ugly baby.

    • SpartansRock

      13 years ago

      ok i saw your desktop and it looks pretty nice...but heres mine....what do you think?

      DesktopTheme.jpg

    • SpartansRock

      13 years ago

      its cool man just let me know whenever

    • gruntsniper7

      13 years ago

      [warning] i am depressed! [/warning]

      what the hell? was that there before?

    • Col_Kilgore

      13 years ago

      yeah, schhool for me too.....trying to figure out how I can get up north in May.....kinda causing a problem, you know....

    • sicario23

      13 years ago

      Justin sleepy....but alive. Just woke up, figure I'd see what happened while I dreamed. I am working on something for you guys. A video re-creation of what I did when I got home after the bar the other night. I have no memory of the whole night. But Dave was here when I got home, and acted out my antics when I got in the door. It is quite hilarious. I think you guys will agree.

    • Col_Kilgore

      13 years ago

      dude, we havent talked in a while..whats going on?

    • DemonicDMM

      13 years ago

      XD

      As my friend would say. "Let me make that speech more specific. Women suck. Men blow."

    • DemonicDMM

      13 years ago

      lol

      Why, you do that look often too?

    • Master_Biff

      13 years ago

      Damn technical support noobs... wait... that is what I do.... Fuck....


      Holy crap, that made my day!!! It's true for me too, and that makes it even funnier!!!

      +3 Funny

    • Embee90

      13 years ago

      Sponsorship contest in my journal. Just letting my friends know since only one person has signed up lately.

    • dzing

      13 years ago

      I haven't bought a computer yet, and I realized it's too early, since I wish to save more money. I'll have to think about it some more. But thanks for the help. But if I do get the money, I'll settle with the Mac. Despite the fact, that my dad is opposed to the decision.

    • SpartansRock

      13 years ago

      sure i would love to hear your reason....all i've heard is the windows side of it so yeah........i wish i could get a mac emulator for windows....

    • SpartansRock

      13 years ago

      Mac has its nice graphics in video and picture editing....but when it comes to games and raw processing power windows has you beat....not trying to be judgemental just sayin the thruth...but neyways good for you mac needs a few good people to stick with them....just dont diss windows entirely...

    • gruntsniper7

      13 years ago

      wtf, thats the dude i was talking about earlier. lol

    • gruntsniper7

      13 years ago

      AIM you silly man smiley7.gif

    • BurningGold

      13 years ago

      ozzyhalo wants a zack wild beard :D

    • BurningGold

      13 years ago

      0-0 sorry i ment BearDs XD

    • dzing

      13 years ago

      Thanks man you've been a big help.

    • dzing

      13 years ago

      Do you recommend a Mac mini?

    • dzing

      13 years ago

      I've seen a Mac in action and I think it's pretty sweet. But I don't know if I'll be able to function it well as a Dell. Ha it rhymes! So what else is great in a Mac and how do I get a good deal on a Mac, for example should I buy a refurbished one?

    • gruntsniper7

      13 years ago

      dude buddy sign on AIM we need to talk dude!

    • Col_Kilgore

      13 years ago

      bah, I'm allright....tired, lonely, you know....

      what about you?

    • Embee90

      13 years ago

      Thanks for recommending that software suite. I gave ya a few mods.

    • gruntsniper7

      13 years ago

      woooooooooooooooooort

    • Jhunterqueen

      13 years ago

      ok I think i accidentally pressed the deny button on mistake but welcome to my friends list ^.^

    • sicario23

      13 years ago

      haha, A bit cynical for a lefty eh? Anywho, sleepy time. Gotta get up in 6 hours for a nice long 12 hour work day talk to ya later

    • sicario23

      13 years ago

      Good, good. Work sucks, but that's about it. Trying to figure out how to get the money for the stuff I want. Pretty much same shit different day, ya know?

    • sicario23

      13 years ago

      screw you hippy....I mean yes, getting along.... smiley0.gif

    • zero21

      13 years ago

      Nothing really i have like nothing to post about. How are you?

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Thats the breaks dude. Gotta pay if you wanna play and all that jazz.

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      If I told you I'd have to set fire to the top of your head.

    • Embee90

      13 years ago

      Hey, I seem to remember you writing some stories. Check out this contest.

    • sicario23

      13 years ago

      Thanks for the massive amount of shits and giggles mods man, I think I am now at the most mods ever since the initial 25...I have a whole 14. I just like giving them out too much I guess smiley0.gif

    • zero21

      13 years ago

      Hey thanks for being my friend man i look forward to hours of useless conversation and hilarious comments.

    • gruntsniper7

      13 years ago

      wtf? why did you just leave while you were typing? LOL smiley4.gif

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