Saint1900

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from Tyrone, PA

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    • Freaking cold...

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      It is 7 degrees out. It feels like -13.

      Christ.

      I was walking to the libary... and saw this:
      iceriver.jpg

      I have never(not that I remember, anyhow) seen the river frozen. Eeek.

      Oh, and the promised picture of my new airsoft gun:
      armory.jpg

    • Colts won.

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      Ye-freaking-ha!

      Happy Grunty?

    • The genius of Tomii...

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      Thanks. I did something dumb. Tomii set me straight. Thanks, ya queef.
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    • Question...

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      How did you find me... or how did we meet?

      Just bored and wondering...

    • George Carlin...

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      ... is my fucking hero.

      People that should die 1:
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAW0wnj0Xi8

      People that should die 2:
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wA6IpfMUco&mode=related&search=


      He reminds me of my Dad. And my Grandfather. Maybe me too. smiley7.gif

    • Well, I have been in the best mood...

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      Since stomping that kid. Sometimes I need to beat on someone to stay sane(I have a feeling Scragman is in the same boat. Just beat on someone. You'll feel better)

      This is how the fight went down: I did a drop. I put my right foot behind his right leg. I put my right hand on his chin. I pushed with my right hand and pulled back with my right leg(SSgt Wilkins taught me that one, the hard way). When he was on the ground I did a stomping. I will get a pucture of the boots soon. He was bawling like a little baby.

      This kid was just freaking asking for it. He had just turned 18(Thank God). He tried to act tough, and got beat down by a geek. This is awesome.

      Lesson here: Don't fuck with my friends. You can mess with me all ya want, just don't do it to my friends.

      In other news, I got a new airsoft gun. It is schweet. Really accurate. Makes me happy. I will get a pic up later.

      Well, later.

    • Owned.

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      Remeber that kid who did the note break up... well... I almost got arrested today, and he will be nice from now on. Lets just leave it at that. smiley8.gifsmiley7.gif

    • Who watches me.

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      i have 12 friends... and 13 watch me. Who are you?

    • What a freaking day.

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      Well, I am friends with both ends of this couple who are dating. He followed me up when I went to take my tray up at lunch. he gave me a note and said to give it toohis girlfriend. He said he had to go. I gave him a funny look and said "Okay..."

      He left, I gave the girl the note. She looked at it for two seconds and then started crying. He broke up with her with a NOTE! I felt like a jerk. I was a stark raving lunitic. Good thing he ran, cause I was gonna stomp his coward ass. I skipped english and consoled the female end of the deal. I then prowled the halls looking for the male end. I didn't find him. Someone told me later that he was in a bathroom. Probably hiding. He better be real nice next time I see him.

      REALLY FREAKING NICE. smiley5.gif

    • Dead Card: Chapter 1, Section 2

      12 years ago

      Saint1900

      Three Days Later
      The White House

      “Good morning, Mr. President.†Hoffman said and shook the President's hand.

      “Morning Chip.†The President replied.

      “How are the kids?†Hoffman asked.

      “They are doing okay, cept' one is sick.†The President said with a frown.

      “That stuff is going around. Damn winter.†Hoffman stated and got a laugh.

      “Listen, we are going to get your Marine back. If the Lebanese won't deal I will let your Marines kick in the door.†The President said and sipped at his coffee. The Lebanese representative would be here in minutes if the Marine guards out front didn't kill him first. Understandably, they were upset about the whole thing. The Marines are a brotherhood. Don't fuck with a Marine without careful consideration, because every Marine you meet after that would want deal out some payback. Doesn't matter if they knew him or not. They are not happy.

      Outside:

      “Well, lookie here.†The Marine gate guard said to his partner as the Lebanese representative's car pulled up.

      “Let's make 'em nervous.†The other Marine said. His partner nodded. They stepped out and stopped the car.

      “We need to search your vehicle, please step out of your vehicle and surrender all weapons.†The Marine said.

      “We have no weapons.†The driver said tirelessly.

      “Bullshit. Out.†The other Marine said. The Driver and bodyguard got out and stood there. “Please lean up against the car and put your hands on the hood of the car. They complied and the Marine guards started their search. “Gun, H&K USP.†The Marine who was searching the bodyguard said.

      “He lied to us. Cuff him.†The other Marine said. Hoffman watched this from the front stairs. He gave laugh and looked at the two guards. They had a slight grin. The representative was hurried into the meeting with the President and General Hoffman.

      After everyone was ready the meeting started proper. The President started off things.

      “So, do you have a legitimate reason for keeping our good Corporal in captivity?†The President asked, skipping through the niceties

      “He is being kept because he is a spy.†The representative replied simply.

      “No, he was there on leave.†Hoffman replied. Everyone knew that was a lie.

      “I beg to differ, we found spy gear and illegal weapons including silenced sniper rifles and pistols, explosives, and neck knives. This man is a spy, and he will be dealt with like one.†The representative replied with a smug smile. The President nodded to General Hoffman.

      “Okay, here is how this will go down if you do not cooperate.†A 3D digital makeup popped up of the prison that the Marine was being held in. “We will fly a Night Stalker helicopter to the prison and drop off five Force Recon Marines who will enter your prison.†A simulation of a helicopter landing on the roof and dropping off Marines. “Then they will enter the prison and silently kill and guards that get in their way. Of course we want to keep casualties down to a minimum, but it is kinda difficult in this situation. We will then extract Corporal Schmidt and get back on the helo and leave. Mission time: Five minutes. Your choice. I would choose the former, because we are pretty good at this type of thing.†Hoffman finished and gave a polite smile and the representative started to sweat. “Oh, and when we get our Corporal back we will give you back your bodyguard.†He said and the representative left with his tail between his legs.

      CNN News. One day later

      “In a speech today the Pope condemned the violence going on in Beirut and Lebanon. He called for an end of violence by the end of the week or he will send the Papal Guards to enforce his will. He commented that the Jewel of the Middle East should not be scarred by blood.†The reporter finished.

      “What kind of action can you expect from these Papal Guards?†another newsman asked.

      “The Papal Guards are actually Swiss Mercenaries and have always been since medieval times. They are ranked as some of the most professional soldiers right up there with the United States Marine Corps, the German Bunderswhier, and the Gurkha Rifles. The Papal Guards would act as peacekeepers and will enforce it on anyone. It doesn't matter who, it could be the Rebels, the Lebanese army, or even the Israelis.†A military analyst responded.

      General Hoffman shut off the TV. They would need to go ahead with this mission or not do it at all. With the Papal Guards there and not being under the umbrella of NATO yet(which the Papal Guards would respect, if the Marines were), they would be in a bit of trouble if they assaulted the prison with the damn Swiss around. The analyst was not wrong, the Swiss would give trouble to even his Marines, if they shot at the Marines(which was un-likely, but possible. Doing so would make the Papal States many enemies overnight.), the hammer would fall, sure, but it would make more problems then he wanted. The damn Lebanese knew this and they felt safe. He had to get the go-ahead and he had to get it now. He picked up the phone.

      “Mr. President...â€Â

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  • Comments (722)

    • DemonicDMM

      12 years ago

      *bows* ahoy. what's your screen name on yahoo (or msn)?

    • DemonicDMM

      12 years ago

      O.O!! OMGYMF! (oh my god you mother fucker) *falls in my back*

      Hehe, you're welcome. FUCK...gotta run. must work....in at 9:30 and it's across town!!

      C'ya!

    • DemonicDMM

      12 years ago

      XD Good. Might as well change that message of yours, no? *stands on my toes to look for you*

    • DemonicDMM

      12 years ago

      *poke* Get well....unless you're well enough already. o.O

    • Scragman

      12 years ago

      no bs. He's not upping the rent, and I get the contract next week, so I'll be able to read it completely and see whats what.

    • Col_Kilgore

      12 years ago

      Vote Early, Vote Often

    • DemonicDMM

      12 years ago

      Oh..actually there's more to come. >:)

    • DemonicDMM

      12 years ago

      Muchos gracias! (many thanks) *bows*

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Howzit goin'?

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Crap.... it figures

      I'll get you back for this


      It's what you get for going around acting all emo and shit...

      *in his best "nelson" voice*

      ha ha!

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Oh, and I don't think you're a complete fuck-up... Just a partial fuck-up... So, maybe just a fuck? Or maybe an up? Hell, we all are. Trust me, I've fucked up a lot. And been a fuck quite a bit, too. Just learn from your experiences, man.

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Look, I'm in no posiion to see what's going on, so I don't know the whole story. Let her cool down before the hug thing. She's still hot... Give her a chance. Talking to the pastor is not a bad idea, either.

    • gruntsniper7

      12 years ago

      sup bubba. your never on AIMZ anymore.

    • gruntsniper7

      12 years ago

      say wha, what happened to the 40 page book. send me files, damnzorz!

    • gruntsniper7

      12 years ago

      get on AIM and send me it from the beginning.

      i wanna read more smiley1.gif

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Oh, yeah... Getting ready to do another big-assed photo-journal. I've gotta quit doing those things, or get a faster connection. It fucks up my video game playing (and porn surfing) when you guys are sucking all those pictures off my server.

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      I'm in bed wondering why I'm not asleep... Aren't laptops fucking wonderful?

      I don't think I bitch as much as you say, it's just hat I do it so fucking-damned eloquently, that it sticks out in your mind when I do smiley0.gif

      Seriously, I don't bitch that much, do I?

    • Col_Kilgore

      12 years ago

      Thanks for reminding me. I just fixed the journal, but Extension can be found Here

    • nwnman05

      12 years ago

      ya, my main outlet is riding, and the riding season has kinda ended....I play a lot of games, and am picking up smoking cigars again, even though I know I shouldnt, it just feels soo good. my bass and loud music are also really good....Time will tell

    • nwnman05

      12 years ago

      Hahahahahaha I am on my moms blackberry and on rvb. This is really cool

    • Col_Kilgore

      12 years ago

      Cool! Best of luck to you!

      I apologive fore teh corpse[/i...."s" and "e" are close together....
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    • Col_Kilgore

      12 years ago

      Is a marine

      Are you in the Corpse now?

    • nwnman05

      12 years ago

      omfg larry the cable health inspector SUCKS

    • nwnman05

      12 years ago

      what is your e-mail...it is too big to send over here

    • nwnman05

      12 years ago

      I have a final project paper you would like. Pissed my profesor off to no end but it was ALL true. She was livid but she had to give me an A, which pissed her off more. It is about violence and video games and school shootings...how violent video games have verry little to do with school shootings. It is such a good paper

    • nwnman05

      12 years ago

      30.06 at 2 feet to a 2 liter of bottled water....you get soaked and it is hard to find anything bigger than 2sq. in. of palstic ANYWHERE near it, but man is that fun. ak isnt as good, 12guage 3in magnum slug is also really good-that knocks you on your butt if you are sqatting while doing it but fun as hell

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      30.06 = happy Saint


      It'd just push your skinny little but around - It rocks me pretty good, & I weigh near 220....

    • DemonicDMM

      12 years ago

      Oi, do you have a xbox live account?

    • gruntsniper7

      12 years ago

      do you have me blocked on AIM or something? you keep commenting on stuff here, but you arent on AIM? lol

    • gruntsniper7

      12 years ago

      dont give me that smiley7.gif you little terd. lol

      dude, i cant go to school. doc tellin me to stay off it and use heat n ice and drink lots of fluid? smiley11.gif

    • LiLShorty17

      12 years ago

      "Maybe A Marine?"
      WOW. I have a guy who graduated two years ahead of me, and he's a Marine and they just deployed him to Iraq!
      I totally respect you for having the courage to consider it though ^_^.
      But, other then....Sup? How r u?

    • ryck1

      12 years ago

      ok have fun with fuckin os tiger house kitten or w/e the fuck they have out now 4 an excuse of an os

    • ryck1

      12 years ago

      o fuck u hillbilly its ok i understand y ur mad ura mac user

    • ryck1

      12 years ago

      stfu bitch! i didnt leave u a nasty comment liek that fuck u bitch

    • ryck1

      12 years ago

      yano wat i just dont care w/e u win i lose w/e i dont care

    • ryck1

      12 years ago

      hold on so u think ur helpin by running a MOCK election FOR PPL THE CANT VOTE nice accomplishment almost higher then wen i beat frogger

    • ryck1

      12 years ago

      liek i said ur a huge loser and uber repub cuz i have never ever typed out the words 'gona kiel' fucking hitler

    • ryck1

      12 years ago

      wow ur just a loser theres no 2 ways about it

    • Master_Biff

      12 years ago

      That....is the funniest fucking thing I have read in a long time... Cheers Biff!


      Thank you, thank you. : ) *bows* Once in a while I come up with a good one.

    • ryck1

      12 years ago

      theres no way u kno how 2 breathe on ur own everytime

    • Master_Biff

      12 years ago

      [quote[Man, not only can you idiots not drive.... You cant type either...
      So true, so true. Somehow the New Jerseyites managed to turn an 8 lane highway into 6 miles of parking lot while I was there...

    • Master_Biff

      12 years ago

      You are enjoying those smileys way too much. ; P

      I'll admit it, if I had the money I'd get an Intel Mac to put on my desk so I could use both it and my PCs.

    • ryck1

      12 years ago

      well yea im the guy thats runs and says i told u so u clearly live in a honkey ass town come talk shit 2 me and say i wont stick one in ur fuckin bitch ass jaw

    • Embee90

      12 years ago

      I almost forgot about that guy. Check out his newest banter:

      and haha its funny how u liek 2 pass such accurate judgement at least in ur opinion also i liek how u used examples that i dont even use and damn u guys r some bitch made ass mother fuckers callin everyone u kno 2 win a fite that u cant liek give it up dawg its over

      I think that means that he thinks that I gathered an army to yell bad things at him and he thinks he won.

      whatever, like I give a shit anyway.

    • sicario23

      12 years ago

      No problem smiley0.gif

    • Col_Kilgore

      12 years ago

      Hey, look, your sponsored!

      Congrats!

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      haven't decided - been trying to wathc, but somehow you keep getting dumped off my watchlist. Thinking about it, honestly. I'm just real choosey - notice I've been on over 2 years & only have 30.

    • zero21

      12 years ago

      You the man saint don't take no shit from that jersey punk. Plus you are right Jersey drivers suck.

    • gruntsniper7

      12 years ago

      yay. im bored. mmmmm chicken casserole

    • gruntsniper7

      12 years ago

      when are you going to take that silly warning sign off. your not depressed. lol smiley1.gif

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