Saint1900

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from Tyrone, PA

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    • Oh Jesus...

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      Mom is watching Brokeback Mountian.

      Kill me.

    • Can you hear me now? No.

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      I got a call from Sprint PCS not fifteen minutes ago. They wanted to sell me a cell phone. Funny thing is, I could barely hear them past all the static on the line.

      “Hello, your number has been selected for half price on a new phone with Sprint PCSâ€Â

      “Uhh, yeah… I can barely hear you… You aren’t coming though. You are from Sprint?â€Â

      “Yes, sir. Now, this offer comes-“

      “Well, why in the blue hell would I get a cell phone from a company that calls me and I can’t even hear them.â€Â

      “Well, this off-“

      “Hey, I got to run. Kay thanks bye.â€Â

      These fuckers(Telemarketers) have been hounding me like crazy for the past few months. I hear one more thing about “Christmas Sale†or anything like that, I am gonna flip. I feel like saying I am Jewish or something just to make them shut up. This is getting really, really old. Please, tell me some of your more humorous run-ins with telemarketers.

      -Schmidt.

      P.S. Dad moved back in and things are looking up.

    • When it rains... it pours...

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      Dad left Mom and I. He made all the money.

      I need to keep this house going on 8.10 an hour cause mom is hurt and cant work.

      In two fucking days... My life got turned upside fucking down. I lost everything. Fucking...

      So, I may be AFK for a while.

      Later, apes, I am out to look for a second job.

    • Hehehe....

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      Sorry for that last entry.

      Moral: Don't drink and go online.

    • HAH! I a dburnk!

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      WHEEEE!

      Vodka is good.

      really really good.

      How are you fucking retards?

      I dont care about anything now. I have a fucking box of alchohol. I am talking 10 bottle is heavy shit. this is a good fucking night. Hey!

      I can type. Wow. Sure, I miss a few capitalizations. So fucing waht?

      Ohhh... fucked that up.

      Hey, guess what. I am drunk. And really fuking happy about it.

      Sicario would be proud. Too bad the bastard deleated his myspace. I miss his shit.

      Oh well.

      Yeah, i am really drubn. This is awesome. My face is numb.

      I have to teach a church class in the morning. I hope none of the chirch peeps on myspace read my myspace thing. it says I am getting drubnk. I will be in deep shit. hOhwell. i don care.

      WHHEEE! Thanks for reading, fuckers!

    • Yet again.

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      Got dumped. Feeling shitty. Later, folks.

    • Dear Santa.

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      Dear Santa,
      I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy
      all yeer. yer Frend, BiLLy

      Dear Billy,
      Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.
      How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read
      and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At
      least HE can spell!
      Santa
      ________________________________________

      Dear Santa,
      I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for
      is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
      Love, Sarah

      Dear Sarah,
      Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
      Santa
      ________________________________________

      Dear Santa,
      I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like
      for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what
      you can do.
      Love, Teddy

      Dear Teddy,
      Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in
      a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back
      to your frigid mom, who rides his *** constantly? It's time to
      give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
      Santa
      ________________________________________

      Dear Santa,
      I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a
      dog, a drum set, a pony and a tuba.
      Love, Francis

      Dear Francis,
      Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay;
      I'll set you up with a Barbie.
      Santa

      ________________________________________

      Dear Santa,
      I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left
      carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
      Love, Susan

      Dear Susan,
      Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my
      face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor?
      Leave me a bottle of scotch.
      Santa
      ________________________________________

      Dear Santa,
      What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy
      making toys?
      Your friend, Thomas

      Dear Thomas,
      All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas,
      where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films.
      I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the ***es
      of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table.
      Hey, you wanted to know.
      Santa

      ________________________________________


      Dear Santa,
      Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when
      we're awake, like in the song?
      Love, Jessica

      Dear Jessica,
      Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good
      luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
      Santa
      ________________________________________

      Dear Santa,
      I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please
      PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
      Timmy

      Timmy,
      That whiney begging **** may work with your over-indulgent
      folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a
      sweater again.
      Santa
      ________________________________________

      Dearest Santa,
      We don't have a chimney in our house, how do
      you get into our home?
      Love, Marky

      Mark,
      First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're
      getting your *** whipped at school. Second, you don 't live
      in a house; you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third,
      I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through
      your bedroom window.
      Sweet Dreams,
      Santa

    • Da talk.

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      It went well. She knows the stakes and she knows she is under a magnifying glass.

      She is going to give it a shot of letting me be her boyfriend and not her "convient" boyfriend.

    • Oh boy...

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      Having the talk with Alex today. Wish me luck, apes.

    • On it mother fucking goes...

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      The woman and I are having problems again. She won't fucking talk to me. I have about had it.

      Her best friend was talking to me, and she was like "You need to grow a fucking pair and not let her walk all over you." So, I did just that.

      I don't even know if she knows she is doing it or not, but either way, if she wants to keep me around, she is gonna listen and listen good. At this point, she could dump me and I wouldn't really care. I mean, I would rather her not, but if she did, it would pass with a "Well, shit" and that would be it. It is that mother fucking close. I love her to death, but I gotta look out for me.

      When she did it last time, I told her after, that if she has a problem with me, to talk to me, not her friends. She said she understood. Well, what did she do this time? Went and told everyone else and totally shut me out.

      After she is ready to talk, I am gonna give her and earful.

      Things I am gonna touch on:

      - Telling everyone but me about problems she is having with me.

      - Compleate disregard to how I feel.

      - Her anger management issues.

      - Her snapping at me all the time.

      - My lack of ability to trust her.

      I mean, I treat her so well. She is sick, I am there taking care of her. She is upset, I am there giving her a shoulder to cry on. I am having a bad day, what does she do, ignores me. I am sick, what does she do? Nothing. Plus I get bitched at all the time.

      I am gonna sit her down and say "I love you and you better remember it throughout this, cause if you give a shit at all, you are gonna feel like crap. You will not speak unless asked a question, and if I do ask a question, you will answer in the most presice matter possible. Throughout this I will ask if you understand, 'Yes' or 'No' are the only responses I will listen to. If you say 'No', I will ask what you do not undserstand and I will expound to the best of my ability. Now, pick a spot to stand, and don't move from it. You move from it, I leave and you can call me when you are ready to deal with the concequences of your actions. You will look at me and only me. I want your complete attention. I know the floor is nice and all, but you better not look for answers on it, or I will leave. I detect a lie, or even have the slightest doubt at what you say, I leave. I want 100% honesty. Do you understand?"

      I am so pissed...

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  • Comments (722)

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Not much. Just to get the word out. People provide their own gear and weapons. You just need a place to do training and target practice. Getting some ex-military guys is also helpful.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Dude, I don't give a shit what people say. I was in the militia for a month, but I got out of that unit because it wasn't doing anything. I'm looking for more units around my area, and I'm going to join one when I find a decent one.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Don't you get alcohol when you're in the military?

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      tee hee. *snicker*

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      You provide the beer. I provide the firearms. Brian provides the ammunition.
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    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Hmm....I'm in Texas, Brian is in North Carolina, and you're in Pennsylvania.

      Sadly, Texas does not have the greatest beer. Too many cheap rednecks moved in and didn't want to pay for good stuff.

      Pennsylvania is the gold mine for beer. We go there. Plus I like Pennsylvania.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Tell ya what Casey: you, me, and Brian need to go get shit face smashed together sometime.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      I do need to get shitfaced though.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      When I get my license, I'm driving far away for a day to clear my head of all the shit.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      I will....from all the beating of my head against the wall.

      It comes from anger, stress, angst, depression, and melancholiness.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      I know. *sobs*

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Reading Bede. My latest journal explains it all. *beats head against brick wall*

      I'm off to read more letters from Pope Boniface. *groan*

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Youz be in the-

      Meh, fuck it. I'm done with speaking in Zs.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      You find mez.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      I haz facebook.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Military Entrance Processing Facility.


      Then shouldn't it be MEPF?

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAseamenAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      weeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Hmm...well, good luck and stay safe.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Well, I hope you are too.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      I thought the story was pretty good, but they could have punched it up and given it more of an epic feeling. The ending confused the hell out of me, and I thought it wasn't that great. It was kind of sad....Humanity thinks John is dead, but he's really just floating around space in cryo sleep in half of a dead star cruiser.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Ah. So tell me...what did you think about the ending to Halo 3 and just the game in general?

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      As in it didn't fire to destroy everything in the galaxy, just a certain specific area?

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      They called it a "Tactical" firing of the Ark.


      What exactly do you mean by that?

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      NUTS SIR!

    • Col_Kilgore

      11 years ago

      Then...how/why the journal? Friend's house/system?

    • IrishRanger

      11 years ago

      I'm sure he would prefer the Army over the Chair Force, lol.

    • IrishRanger

      11 years ago

      You should really consider the Army. Faster promotion oppertunities, more laid back envirenment. Plus (my dad was in the af for 24 years), the air force has way too many people, so it cuts people for the littlest infraction (i.e., drinking).

    • IrishRanger

      11 years ago

      Ya, I have a lot of friends that have given up on the marines because of the recruiters.

    • Anastasius

      11 years ago

      Sure, but you're on your own for transportation up here and you'll need to bring ammo, guns, and some other vital survival gear.

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      and you...

      can't spell "you're"

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    • DemonicDMM

      11 years ago

      n____n *rubs laptop* thanks.

      oh and check back in a few for an update i'm uploading


      Post edited 9/18/07 10:06AM

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      boy was my spread terrible

    • Anastasius

      11 years ago

      I bet they taste like soilent green, too.

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I'm human? Damn.


      Wasn't that Rammstein that "sang" that? Maybe I've got the wrong group.

      Also, "mensch" is kind of derrogatory - kinda like "the little people" (and not referring to hobbits or midgets)

    • Master_Biff

      11 years ago

      That's basically my take on it. There are things I like about it, but there are other things that are just annoying. Like fire drills at 11pm when I've been up late the entire fucking week and was planning to go to bed at 10... stupid administrative *mumble mumble*... At least our RA is cool and warned us about it ahead of time. We were the only floor in the entire complex that knew. Some people on other floors were taking showers when it happened.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      I'm right here's, man!

    • Col_Kilgore

      11 years ago

      *cries*

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    • Col_Kilgore

      11 years ago

      I got to Kimberton for Thanksgiving every year...

    • Col_Kilgore

      11 years ago

      Its near Exton

    • Col_Kilgore

      11 years ago

      How close is Kimberton, PA from you?

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      hey I gotta ffirst make it comfy, and get some better weights to put into it

    • dzing

      11 years ago

      Haha, no, that was just a lame squint.

    • 82nd

      11 years ago

      sup?

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      It's sooo hilarious. You must go see it. It's best in theaters; you'll understand once you go see it.

    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      You assholes! I wanna fucking come!


      Go pay for a hooker?

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    • tomii FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      NAMBLA

    • dzing

      12 years ago

      Yeah, plus the Commies ruined the lives of my relatives back then. I've been having a small grudge against them ever since.

    • FishyPringle

      12 years ago

      Yea, I see what your saying. You should say "war sucks" instead of "the war sucks" cause you can bring off the wrong connotation.

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