Saint1900

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from Tyrone, PA

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    • TEH TURKEY!

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      You guys will get a full AAR tomorrow about the madness that will take place today.

      Happy Thanksgiving, fuckers.



      *gobble*

    • My first Air Force DEP function...

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      It was pretty cool. We played football. No tackle :-(

      I did okay. Finished it off with a Jody Call around the track a few times.

      Other then that, nothing to really report.

      How are you retards?

    • 53 things gamers know.

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      1. When you're about to beat someone in a fight, they will rapidly flash between red and their normal skin tone.

      2. Chickens are easy to pick up.

      3. Tennis is really easy.

      4. Hockey is almost entirely about checking and fist-fights.

      5. Most people don't say anything of interest.

      6. On any given day, a 16-year old girl can beat up a gigantic bear, or an old man can beat up a robot.

      7. The best way to open a container is to destroy it.

      8. When you enter a town, the person closest to the entrance will welcome you to the town and tell you its name.

      9. When driving, a full 360 flip is routine, provided you land wheels down.

      10. Pay attention to shiny things.

      11. All ninjas will try to kill you on sight. Unless said ninja is a super bad*** ninja who refuses to talk. That guy will run away after saying "..." But beware--he'll be back.

      12. Parachutes are standard issue for all soldiers, regardless of what they're tasked with on the Battlefield.

      13. Food heals all wounds.

      14. Eating typically takes one or two seconds, and can usually be accomplished by standing on top of food.

      15. If you run out of bullets, you die.

      16. Everyone, everywhere, at anytime is capable of jumping at least 5 feet straight up.

      17. Eating mushrooms can make you grow taller. Eating flowers let you shoot fireballs out of your hand.

      18. The Web was basically built for people to play puzzle games and tower defense.

      19. Windows sucks.

      20. Your thumb is your most powerful weapon.

      21. Pokemon, though vicious fighting animals, will only attack other Pokemon. Even the biggest, nastiest Pokemon won't hurt a human.

      22. Princess Peach really needs a security staff.

      23. And so does Princess Zelda.

      24. Most people don't mind if you wander into their house unannounced. They also don't care if you go rifling through their chests and barrels looking for items.

      25. A large number of doors and gates are controlled by elaborate pulley systems involving statues and clay tablets.

      26. Barrels with radioactive signs on the side will explode if shot.

      27. Hemorrhaging head wounds can be healed by standing on top of any box with the red cross symbol on the side.

      28. Bad guys and monsters tend to enjoy carrying around the same types of bullets your guns use, even if they themselves are not armed.

      29. Most cities, though appearing large, are composed of small alleys and single streets blocked off at both ends by garbage, fences, cars, or mysterious invisible barriers.

      30. 90% of all doors are completely fake. They're just painted onto the wall.

      31. Solid Snake's co-workers are completely incapable of shutting the f**k up.

      32. Turtles come out of their shells if you press down hard on them. Additionally, turtle shells are really slick on the bottom, and thus they slide around on normal surfaces as though they were ice.

      33. For the most part, jumping on something's head will kill it. If it does not, then throwing a dead animal at the thing will do the job.

      34. All adventures will take the protagonist through an "ice world."

      35. If you get poisoned, you won't die as long as you stay still.

      36. Grenades are easy to locate in major metropolitan areas. And in fields. And in suburbs. And in airbases. And in hotels. And on the bus. And in schools. But if you find grenades in a military base, they're probably fake and don't really exist.

      37. 95% of all computers, desks, tables and chairs are exactly the same.

      38. Killing people makes you stronger.

      39. When someone dies, their body will decompose within 5 minutes of death.

      40. Dead people, after decomposition, tend to leave behind weapons, food, or keys.

      41. Bad guys like to build elaborate mazes around their headquarters.

      42. The head guy involved in anything is usually trying to destroy the world.

      43. Bad guy managers are usually far stronger than any of their underlings.

      44. If a bad guy is really really big, you'll have to flip a number of switches in order to damage him. These switches will always reset within 30 seconds of being hit, making Mr. Big Baddy invulnerable again.

      45. The more you kill, the better the stuff you get.

      46. All store owners will buy any old crap you have in your bag, no matter how much of it you own.

      47. If in combat, your enemies will usually stand around and wait patiently as you go through your rucksack looking for your rocket launcher.

      48. A knife in the back beats three bullets in the face.

      49. When you go to bed at an inn, a 3-second jingle will play before you go to sleep..

      50. Hedgehogs do not have blood flowing through their veins, but giant gold rings.

      51. The greatest of warriors often communicates in childish aphorisms.

      52. Clothing only comes in one size.

      53. If you come across a locked door, you have to find the key, even if it's a brittle piece of wood that a grenade should be able to obliterate.

    • Possum, it's what's for dinner...

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      Not really.

      I went out last yesterday morning and shot me a possum. Headshot... 60 yds away. Good shot.

      He was killing our chickens... so... I took care of him. Finally. I froze my ass off waiting for him.

      Pics follow:

      BOOM HEADSHOT!:
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      Next to the .22 for comparison:
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      Me with my kill:
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      In other news... ITS FUCKING COLD!

      Other then that... I'm good.

      Later apes.

    • FUCK! Outbreak in my town...

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      MRSA:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methicillin-resistant_Staphylococcus_aureus

      One of those damned "super viruses". Only one antibiotic works on it, and if you cant take it, dead. It is passed by little cuts and shit... Guess what?

      Alex works in a kitchen and she is a walking accident. Little cuts on her hands. All over 'em. I hope she does not get it. She get's it, I sure as hell will get it. I am kinda nervous now...

      Guess what our school did. Not a fucking thing. They said "Wash you hands and minimize contact" That's it. Fuckers.

    • Bright eyed and bushy tailed at 1:30...

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      ... IN THE MORNING! GAHHH!


      I was just dozing off(I had just got back from a halloween party... so I was kinda beat. Oh... horror movies are a fucking win with with the girlfriend. I swear... she wouldn't let go. :-D) and I hear this crazy fucking riot right outside my door. I was like "What in the blue fuck!?" and I get up and get dressed enough to investigate. I find this:

      fs1.jpg

      Flying squirrel. Little shit made so much noise... I thought it was the dog!

      Little prick:
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      Cute little bastard, eh?:
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      We never did catch him. Dad and I both, compleatly owned by a little flying rodent. We got him in the bathroom eventually and he went behind the shower where we couldn't reach him. We gave up and opened the window outside and closed the door leading out of the bathroom. He made his way out overnight.

      Damn... I am tired.

    • FUCK! It's cold!

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      It was warm for awhile... but then... one morning... It dropped like a... I dunno... a fucking... Black man during a drive-by!

      Alex has my only good sweater... So, I am down to layering.

      Might order some USMC sweaters... Who knows.

      Alex was sick yesterday... so I dropped by and did most of her dishes and made her some soup. Who knows what I am going to do today.

      Okay... I talked to Staff Sergeant, she said that for monthly DEP functions... they go bowling... or go out to a movie. The Marines would do like... PT(in the cold) or football(in the mother fucking cold) or some shit... This is like a fucking vacation! :-D

    • Back...

      11 years ago

      Saint1900

      Security Forces. Horray!

      It was such a bitch. I was done with all the Physical shit in an hour... the other 7 hours were sitting on my ass.

      Oh well... I'm on my way :-D

  • About Me

  • Comments (722)

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      Hey! I was gone!

      .....................

      Watching the Simpsons in the theaters for the second time. smiley7.gif

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      By the way, add me to your friends?

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      Well if you ever do plan on coming down to TX, give me a holler.

    • FishyPringle

      12 years ago

      You said it.

    • otis

      12 years ago

      I noticed your comment on Galen's profile. And I'm surprised to see that someone else hates the M-16 :-P How come you hate it too?

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      The M16 isn't so bad in my opinion. The one my dad owns works very well. It's never jammed on us. But for a battlefield situation, I'd go with the AK-47 hands down.

      10 months in the Marine Corps DEP (DEP?), eh? I believe we could put that to good use. If you did move down here to help me get it started it up, you'd have to at least be near Dallas.

    • Anastasius

      12 years ago

      Besides getting married, moving, going on vacation, and getting back into the swing of things at work...not too much. Hows aboot you? Anything interesting going on?

    • Master_Biff

      12 years ago

      It seems like it would have been difficult getting them to do what you said, was it?

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      I wish you the best of luck in the AF.


      I agree with you on the militia. You wouldn't believe the amount of people I've argued with and their whole premise for bashing on me was "If you want to serve your country and state join the U.S. Military". I said to hell with them. Unfortunately, and much to my surprise, there isn't a huge militia force in Texas like the "Michigan Militia". The Michigan Militia is HUGE. I expected there to be a huge unit like that in Texas, but there isn't. You'd think there would be with Texas' reputation and history.
      Yes, I love the fact that I get to choose my own gear. I prefer the AK-47 over the M16, and I get to use my weapon of choice. smiley7.gif The only thing that blows is that I gotta foot the bill for all the shit. smiley4.gif

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      Yeah, good luck finding a militia in PA.

      What are you going into the Air Force as?

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      I'm sort of transit right now for the militia. I just got out of a unit and I'm looking for another one. That, or I'll start my own. Either way.

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago

      Especially Russian baby pocket knives...God only knows what they'll do with their crazy communist ideals all hopped up on vodka.

    • NUCC

      12 years ago

      I don't blame you.

    • haloguru2552

      12 years ago


      That's what she said.

      Sorry, but, I just saw it when I left NUCC a comment, and I had to.


      BAHAHAHAHA!!! That was too perfect. By the way, I figured out how to properly mount the bayonet. smiley7.gif

    • NUCC

      12 years ago

      true.

    • John_234

      12 years ago

      look up Tokyo MArui in wikipedia and look under "recently announced"

    • Sicario

      12 years ago

      Actually it does have alcohol, it is Smirnoff after all.

    • FishyPringle

      12 years ago

      lol. no

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      lol red ranger!!!

    • FishyPringle

      12 years ago

      Well its over now. Nothing to keep in my mind.

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      bastard...I know what your gonna do....so proceed anyways!

    • hils

      12 years ago

      cool!

    • hils

      12 years ago

      hellz yeah! when i clicked on it.. the bigger it was it was like OMG a gun in my face...lol

    • nwnman05

      12 years ago

      it is nice getting away from the slavery of M$...hey, how do I go to the desktop in the terminal. I am trying to update flash so I can go to youtube and stuff but cant seem to get there. this is what I am using but cant get past the 3rd step

    • nwnman05

      12 years ago

      sorry for the last comment...I had just instaled Ubuntu and was pretty much too tired to think properly, I think I might have said some other stuff to a few other as well

    • nwnman05

      12 years ago

      mmmmmm linux makes me HOT, ubuntu is like crack, nice and pure and sexy

    • FishyPringle

      12 years ago

      I can drink alot of water for the pissing contest. j/k

    • FishyPringle

      12 years ago

      WWII D-day and the Battle of the Bulge.

      WWI The Battle of the Argonne forest.

      baby.

    • FishyPringle

      12 years ago

      I think the army holds the scaring the Germans title. WWII baby.

    • Anastasius

      12 years ago

      Well, now that I know that, it is kinda funny.

    • FishyPringle

      12 years ago

      marine corps.

    • FishyPringle

      12 years ago

      Your finale verdict. remember?

    • FishyPringle

      12 years ago

      How do you feel about July 17th?

    • Arachnus

      12 years ago

      .40, or .45. They both pack a good punch. I have a penchant for the .40 hydro-shock rounds. They leave a mess.

    • Arachnus

      12 years ago

      Whisky Tango Foxtrot.

      Props on the title.

    • FishyPringle

      12 years ago

      They burned my eyes with their ugliness. Digital squares kick the little dots ass.

    • LethalDosage

      12 years ago

      Hey, soz for biting at you for pointing your weapons at the camera, but even if it was unloaded, when people see those pics they don't know that and can't see it so they assume it isn't safe. After these people see a lot of these pics, they sadly form the opinion that all firearm owners are unsafe, and don't deserve to own them. So once again, sorry for snaping at you, it just annoys me.

      Hey, glad to hear you liked INF, it at v2.9 now, and theres heaps of community maps, mods, and especially community made weapons! You should really find UT somewhere and start playing again. The community probably has dwindled somewhat, but it's still the realism game that all others are judged by! lol : )

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      not unless you control them the right way

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      oh?

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      *shakes head*
      I thought that as every mans dream to get dogpiled by hot chicks that like him

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      *picks you up* now why would you do that?

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      *waves hand in air* there is no river behind you...only hot girls

    • Embee90

      12 years ago

      Ah, so Saint hät Deutsch sprechen? Ha, ich weiß nicht es. Wie viele Deutscheklassen hast Ihr macht?

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      Would you like to be a french millionaire?

      if so here's the first question
      bastard.gif

    • Col_Kilgore

      12 years ago

      In reply to Invertedcoma

      Dude its cool u like the military and stuff but one thing dont wear the uniform unless youve earned the right to



      Hey, dumbass: He was in bootcamp for the Marines. In my opinion, he's earned the right.

    • Col_Kilgore

      12 years ago

      BEERFEST

    • invertedcoma

      12 years ago

      Dude its cool u like the military and stuff but one thing dont wear the uniform unless youve earned the right to

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      uhhhhh....
      ja?

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      got yer aim!

    • 82nd

      12 years ago

      wie Bitte? I spreche nicht so mas Duestch.....

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