Salrulz

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      13 years ago

      Salrulz

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      13 years ago

      Salrulz

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    • If WWII was fought on Halo 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

      13 years ago

      Salrulz

      *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
      *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
      *paTTon has joined the game.*
      *Churchill has joined the game.*
      *benny-tow has joined the game.*
      *T0J0 has joined the game.*
      *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
      *Stalin has joined the game.*
      *deGaulle has joined the game.*
      Roosevelt: hey sup
      T0J0: y0
      Stalin: hi
      Churchill: hi
      Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
      paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
      T0JO: lol
      Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
      benny-tow: haha america sux
      Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
      Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
      Stalin: cool
      deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
      Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
      Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
      Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
      Roosevelt: get antiair guns
      Churchill: i cant afford them
      benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
      paTTon: stfu
      Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
      deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
      Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
      paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
      Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
      deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
      *deGaulle has left the game.*
      Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
      benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
      benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
      Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
      T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
      Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
      T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
      Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
      Hitler[AoE]: wtf
      Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
      Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
      Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
      Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
      T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
      Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
      Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
      Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
      benny-tow: haha
      benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
      T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
      Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
      Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
      Stalin: church help me
      Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
      Stalin: dont be an arss
      Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
      Eisenhower: LOL
      benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
      Hitler: o man ur focked
      paTTon: oh what now biotch
      Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
      *benny-tow has been eliminated.*
      benny-tow: lame
      Roosevelt: gj patton
      paTTon: thnx
      Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
      Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
      Eisenhower: Nuts!
      benny~tow: wtf that mean?
      Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
      paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
      Stalin: rofl
      T0J0: HAHAHHAA
      Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
      Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
      *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
      benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
      Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
      Stalin: OMG LMAO!
      Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
      *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
      paTTon: hahahhah
      T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
      benny~tow: shut up noob
      Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
      paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
      Eisenhower: yah me too
      T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
      Eisenhower: fock u
      paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
      Stalin: go to hell lol
      paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
      Eisenhower: yah this is gay
      *Roosevelt has left the game.*
      Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
      Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
      *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
      tru_m4n: hi all
      T0J0: hey
      Stalin: sup
      Churchill: hi
      tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
      tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
      Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
      tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
      Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
      T0J0: wtf is nukes?
      T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
      *T0J0 has been eliminated.*
      *The Allied team has won the game!*
      Eisenhower: awesome!
      Churchill: gg noobs no re
      T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck
      *T0J0 has left the game.*
      *Eisenhower has left the game.*
      Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
      Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
      tru_m4n: l8r all
      benny~tow: bye
      Churchill: l8r
      Stalin: fock u all
      tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
      *tru_m4n has left the game.*
      benny~tow: lololol u commie
      Churchill: ROFL
      Churchill: bye commie
      *Churchill has left the game.*
      *benny~tow has left the game.*
      Stalin: i hate u all fags
      *Stalin has left the game.*
      paTTon: lol no1 is left
      paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
      *paTTon has been eliminated.*
      paTTon: o sh1t!
      *paTTon has left the game.*

    • My Vacation

      14 years ago

      Salrulz

      Day 1:
      I got here to MAZATLAN, at like 6am, and we got stuck in the airport, due to a car we rented wasn't available, but then they found it. Then we went to the hotel room, and i took a shower. Then, we went to go pick up my grandparents. I fell asleep, and then woke up, and changed to go bodyboarding. I got hit by a big wave and lost one of my sandals. Then we went to go eat dinner, and I talked with my Aunt, and cousin, Rodrigo(pic in images), and my other cousin Karen (the one who dropped me on my haed when i was 2, but I don't hate here that much anymore.............). Then we went back to the room and I fell asleep.

      Day 2:
      I woke up and took a shower (first time all summer I took two showers in a row in the morning). We went to go eat in a buffet here in the hotel. Then me and my dad got out our trunks and rented two canoe-thingys. We went to see some hotels across the ocean and paddled to an island, and I decided to go land on it. I found a secluded beach and told my dad I would go check it out. So i go in, and get pushed by the waves onto some rocks and I got stuck. I call my dad, and he got stuck two, and it was tooo rocky to try to get out at that time. We took some pics on the "evil beach". Then my dad pushed me into the ocean on my canoe-thingy, and we got off the island. So we paddle back, tired, and pisssed, cuz' what kind of dumbass goes to a rocky beach? I know two, me and my dad, lol. So then I took another shower, and find out there is an internet cafe' here in the hotel, so i get on and here I am. I will try to keep you guys posted on my vacation.......
      Getting up early=nothing
      Eating breakfast=10 bucks
      Renting two canoe-thingys for an hour and a half=20 bucks
      Paddling to see some other hotels=nothing, just pain in my arms........
      Getting stuck on an evil island with your dad for 30 mins=Nothing
      Paddling back to the hotel in pain, half an hour late=Nothing
      Looking like a Gringo, with your dad, arm pain, back pain, getting stuck on an evil beach, being a jackass with your dad=Priceless

    • My story

      14 years ago

      Salrulz

      Chapter 1:
      I woke up, in my bed, tied down with some crappy rope from Wal-Mart. I see melted chocolate stains all over the walls. I know that it is the beginning of the end. Someone had let "them" escape from the depths of hell in the little empty space in my head. They had been planning with the "others" and were ready to follow "him". My friends were all dead, on the floor of the room. They had been silent and deadly, and had almost won. I got my knife and cut myself out. I saw that an upgraded M16 Assualt Rifle with a 10x scope was on the wall. I picked it up, and jumped out of my window, and saw "all of them". There evil sharp teeth drove into my skin, and it hurt like hell and worse. I knew I was going to die, but I wouldn't go easy..............

    • My Story:

      14 years ago

      Salrulz

      Chapter 0:
      I was just a kid, who was picked on, and was the butt of every joke. I would of killed my self, but I didn't have the strength to. I hated being alive, but I didn't want to be dead. Nobody liked me, and everyone joined in to hate me. I found an escape by playing Halo 2. There I was just a player, and I got along with a lot of ppl. I started making fun of Noobs, like I was made fun of. I found out I was funny and found out that being popular blows. I made some friends and got a girlfriend. She loved me for who I am. I finnally found somewhere I belonged. The place that I longed for so long. Then it all started coming over me like a wave of stress.......................
      (This is a fake story, not about me, just about how ppl are treated..............)

    • My Favorite Songs:

      14 years ago

      Salrulz

      V1.1
      Green Day:
      1.Redundant (Nimrod)
      We're living in repitiition. Content in the same old shtick again. Now the routine's turning to contention, like a production line going over and over and over, roller coaster.
      (This line reminds me of someone:)Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice. I'm speechless and redundant. 'Cause I love you's not enough. I'm lost for words.
      Choreographed and lack of passion. Prototypes of what we were. Went full circle 'til I'm nauseous. Taken for granted now.
      Now I waste it, faked it, ate it, now I hate it. Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice. I'm speechless and redundant, 'cause I love you's not enough. I'm lost for words, now I cannot speak.
      2.Scattered (Nimrod)
      I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor. Reminds me of the times we shared. Makes me wish that you were here.
      Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life. All the songs have been erased.
      Guess I've learned from my mistakes.
      Open the past and present. Now and we are there. Story to tell and I am listening.
      Open the past and present and the future too. It's all I've got and I'm giving it up to you.
      Loose ends tied in knots. Leaving a lump down in my throat. Gagging on a souvenir. Lodged to fill another year. Drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds. Leaving my self wide open. Living out a sacrifice.
      If you got no one and I've got no place to go, would it be alright? Could it be alright?
      3.Uptight )Green Day:
      1.Redundant (Nimrod)
      We're living in repitiition. Content in the same old shtick again. Now the routine's turning to contention, like a production line going over and over and over, roller coaster.
      (This line reminds me of someone:)Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice. I'm speechless and redundant. 'Cause I love you's not enough. I'm lost for words.
      Choreographed and lack of passion. Prototypes of what we were. Went full circle 'til I'm nauseous. Taken for granted now.
      Now I waste it, faked it, ate it, now I hate it. Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice. I'm speechless and redundant, 'cause I love you's not enough. I'm lost for words, now I cannot speak.
      2.Scattered (Nimrod)
      I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor. Reminds me of the times we shared. Makes me wish that you were here.
      Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life. All the songs have been erased.
      Guess I've learned from my mistakes.
      Open the past and present. Now and we are there. Story to tell and I am listening.
      Open the past and present and the future too. It's all I've got and I'm giving it up to you.
      Loose ends tied in knots. Leaving a lump down in my throat. Gagging on a souvenir. Lodged to fill another year. Drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds. Leaving my self wide open. Living out a sacrifice.
      If you got no one and I've got no place to go, would it be alright? Could it be alright?
      3.Uptight (Nimrod)(I am like this song, way tooooo uptight)
      I woke up on the wrong side of the floor. Made made my way through the front door. Broke my engagement with myself. Perfect picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt. The future ain't what it used to be.
      I got a new start on a dead end road. Peaked. Peaked out on reaching new lows. Owe. I paid off all my debts to myself. Perfect picture of bad health, another notch scratched on my belt.. The future's in my living room.
      Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun. All night, suicides last call. I've been uptight all night. I'm a son of a gun. Uptight I'm a nag with a gun.
      4.Walking Alone (Nimrod)
      Come together like a foot in a shoe, only this time I think I stuck my foot in my mouth. Thinking out loud and actting in vain. Knocking over anyone that stands in my way.
      Sometimes I need to apologize. Sometimes I need to admit that I ain't right. Sometimes I should just keep my mouth shut, or only say hello. Sometimes I feel I'm walking alone.
      Walk on eggshells on my old stomping ground, yet there's really no one left, that's hanging around. Isn't that another familiar face? Too drunk to figure out they're fading away.
      5.Reject (Nimrod)
      Who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan. What makes you think that it includes you? Self-righteous wealth. Stop flattering yourself, 'cause when the smoke clears here I am.
      Your reject all-American. Sucking up your social sect, making you a nervous wreck. To hell and back and hell agian I've gone.
      You're not my type. Not my type. What's the difference between you and me? I do what I want, and you do what you're told. So listen up and shut the hell up. It ain't no big deal.
      And I'll see you in hell, 'cause when the smoke clears here I am, your reject all-American. Falling from grace, right on my face. To hell and back and hell again I've gone.
      6.Good Ridance time of your life (Nimrod)
      Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go. So make the best of this test, and don't ask why. It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time.
      It's something unpredictible, but in the end is right. I hope you had the time of your life.
      So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind. Hang it on a shelf of good health and good time. Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial. For what it's worth, it was worth all the while.
      I hope you had the time of your life.
      7.I Was There (Smoothed Out Slappy Hours) (This song cheers me up every time I hear it)
      Looking back upon my life
      And the places that I've been
      Pictures, faces, girls I've loved
      I try to remeber when
      Faded memories on the wall
      Some names I've forgotten
      But each one is a memory I
      Look back on so often
      I look into the past
      I want to make it last
      I was there
      Looking back what I have done
      Theres lots more life to live
      At times i feel overwhelmed
      I question what I can give
      But I don't let it get me down
      Or cause me too much sorrow
      There's no doubt about who I am
      I always have tommorrow
      Looking back upon my life
      Faded memories on the wall
      Looking now at who I am
      I don't let it get me down

    • My Favorite Songs

      14 years ago

      Salrulz

      Green Day:
      1.Redundant (Nimrod)
      We're living in repitiition. Content in the same old shtick again. Now the routine's turning to contention, like a production line going over and over and over, roller coaster.
      (This line reminds me of someone:)Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice. I'm speechless and redundant. 'Cause I love you's not enough. I'm lost for words.
      Choreographed and lack of passion. Prototypes of what we were. Went full circle 'til I'm nauseous. Taken for granted now.
      Now I waste it, faked it, ate it, now I hate it. Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice. I'm speechless and redundant, 'cause I love you's not enough. I'm lost for words, now I cannot speak.
      2.Scattered (Nimrod)
      I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor. Reminds me of the times we shared. Makes me wish that you were here.
      Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life. All the songs have been erased.
      Guess I've learned from my mistakes.
      Open the past and present. Now and we are there. Story to tell and I am listening.
      Open the past and present and the future too. It's all I've got and I'm giving it up to you.
      Loose ends tied in knots. Leaving a lump down in my throat. Gagging on a souvenir. Lodged to fill another year. Drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds. Leaving my self wide open. Living out a sacrifice.
      If you got no one and I've got no place to go, would it be alright? Could it be alright?

    • Next week

      14 years ago

      Salrulz

      Next week on the 12th, I am leving for a week on vacation.
      Me and Alphablue will not be on for a week.

    • Info on Me:

      14 years ago

      Salrulz

      I am a 13 yr old, go happy, sugar high kid.
      I am one of the most hated ppl on Live for Halo 2!
      I like to go biking and I am in a band.
      I like to wear caps and i currently have 2, the yellow Powerade one, and a Patriots cap.
      I have a 36 yr old ex marine medic tracking everything I do on Live.
      If you r in the clan Epsilon Eridani if u know me u will be booted from the clan.
      If you r loyal to Johnny OSHmere remove me from ur friends list.
      I like to go to the movies.
      I am into polotics, and am know as a genius in my school.
      I am the second most popular kid in my school, and I used to be a crybaby.
      I am known as the weird kid, and i can play the bass guitar.
      I have a gf and i am not into cheating on her.
      I want to be an architect, and am going to design a computer this year.
      I have a lotta free time and i like to spend it with my two best friends, Eli (The guitarist in my band) and Matt (The drummer in my band).
      I am not a moron who will meet ppl off the internet.
      I have a bird, and he can talk in English and Spanish.
      Uhh....if u wanna know more about me send me a PM.

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