SamTeague

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from Brighton, England

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    • A Season Review UKGBAL08

      7 years ago

      SamTeague

      Sorry for the massive delay between season reviews, i know that there must be a million of you guys out there eagerly anticipating this :P Anyway, this was the UKGBAL08 (Autumn League 2008) and only our second ever pro season in Grifball. Since the first season we had lost Strangler999 from the team but we had brought in two new guys, at the time they were known as Demolition Elmo (now Elmo in a Cape) and Ticklishterra (now Ye Olde Adam), we nurtured them into the beasts they are today, may have even wrote a Songs of the Century about each of them :P but i digress. So yeah, thrust back into the top flight of British Grifball to face the best of the best, meh, we did a little better this time smiley0.gif

      Sarge's Angels

      Played: 8
      Won: 4 (2 Forfeit victories)
      Lost: 4
      Scored: 22
      Kills: 618
      Deaths: 890
      Betrayals: 60

      And now onto those most awesome of individuals, the SA players

      Teaguey222

      Played: 5
      Scored:2
      Kills: 138
      Deaths: 193
      Betrayals: 13

      Malest Muffin

      Played: 5
      Scored: 5
      Kills: 143
      Deaths: 190
      Betrayals: 17

      Tudor VII

      Played: 1
      Scored: 1
      Kills: 39
      Deaths: 43
      Betrayals: 7

      Gibbley Giblets

      Played: 4
      Scored: 3
      Kills: 111
      Deaths: 123
      Betrayals: 8

      Trampy Boy

      Played: 1
      Scored: 0
      Kills: 25
      Deaths: 42
      Betrayals: 2

      Ticklishterra

      Played: 5
      Scored: 10
      Kills: 120
      Deaths: 190
      Betrayals: 10

      Demolition Elmo

      Played: 2
      Scored: 1
      Kills: 42
      Deaths: 98
      Betrayals: 3


      And now, because I am the English equivalent to Bob Barker, some awards! And the Nominees are....all of the above people :P

      Golden Bomb
      Awarded to Ticklishterra with 10 scores
      Silver Bomb
      Awarded to Malest Muffin with 5 scores

      TKFT
      Awarded to Malest Muffin with 17 betrayals
      TKFT Jr
      Awarded to Teaguey222 with 13 betrayals

      Golden Hammer
      Awarded to Malest Muffin with 143 Kills
      Silver Hammer
      Awarded to Teaguey222 with 138 kills

      Son of a Bitch...
      Awarded to Teaguey222 with 193 deaths
      Son of a Bitch Jr....
      Awarded to Malest Muffin & Ticklishterra with 190 deaths

      Golden Buddah
      Awarded to Tudor VII with a -4 K/D spread
      Silver Buddah
      Awarded to Gibbley Giblets with a -12 K/D spread

      Player of the Season
      Awarded to Malest Muffin for being awesome this season
      Runner Up
      Awarded to Ticklishterra for being awesome, but not as awesome, sorry dude.

      And so there were the awards, hope everyone is happy with what they got, if not, meh, tough luck :P anywho, it was a great season for us, another great chance to learn and play with the best of the best. Look out for more season reviews by the master of the universe; me.

      -GIBLETS OUT-

    • Tattoo

      8 years ago

      SamTeague

      So yeah i got my first Tattoo, you should check it out......go already.....it's awesome smiley0.gif

    • Hmmm?

      8 years ago

      SamTeague

      I wonder who'd win in a fight.........James Phelps or Oliver Phelps? Comments welcomed smiley0.gif

    • Sarge's Angels Highlights

      8 years ago

      SamTeague

      Ok everybody so you know the score. We are uploading a new SA highlight reel as i speak and it will be available for your viewing pleasure shortly. Check my video page for further details and such. Yeah, that's about it. Peace

      -GIBLETS OUT-

    • =D

      8 years ago

      SamTeague

      "Too much Tango made me think i was a Ninja.....But i'm not.....I'm just Gary"

    • suck it 2010

      8 years ago

      SamTeague

      So the year is over and i plan to get completely drunk to celebrate.....sounds like a plan! Giblets....AWAY!!!!

    • Christmas Time

      8 years ago

      SamTeague

      Ho Ho Ho Bitches

    • 28 Days

      9 years ago

      SamTeague

      These next 28 days are going to be the longest of my life. Acoording to the official sources regarding such matters, it will take up to 28 days to receive my.....wait for it.....A-TEAM MACHINE GUN PEN!

      MUUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHA

      -GIBLETS OUT-

    • LighHights

      9 years ago

      SamTeague

      So, two new higlights means one new journal. Go check them out on my video's page.


      Why are you still here? Go already.

      -GIBLETS OUT-

    • 06/04/10 - Giblets Time

      9 years ago

      SamTeague

      There are a few things i want to talk about in this journal. Sorry for not posting one in a while i just haven't been able to get around to it and get it done, don't judge me.

      SA

      Well it looks like we are at the start of another season and, like the Hulkster predicted, we are still around. There have been a few adjustmens to the lineup in between leagues so i thought id just clear it up here and have a record of it (mainly for my peace of mind more than anything else), so here goes:

      Teaguey222: I recently handed back the reins of Sarge's Angels captaincy to Teaguey222, i only took over whle he was at Uni and now he's back it seems pointless to remain captain, ill stay as Vice though.

      Gibbley Giblets: Like i said i'll stick to being the Vice Captain, there's less pressure on my shoulders and whatnot. I'll stick to being head of the highlights committe. It's a real thing don't take it from me!

      Trampy Boy: One of the founders and perhaps our most reliable player at the moment.

      Malest Muffin: The final founder. However his availability had been a bit wayward of late, let's hope he changes that eh?

      Tudor VII: Good to see Tudor back in action, we missed having him around and his sexual comments floating around the mics.

      MrAdam0: One of three new players for us. I believe he is the first Swedish Gball player in the UK EU leagues.

      Huggyj180: The next of our fresh crop of players. Huggy actually created an awesomev new image to add to our current awesome image section. It's pretty schweet in fact.

      Osbourne1992: The last, but not least, of our new blood. Osbourne has been quite good in training (as they all have) and im happy our experience and new guys can mix to create awesomsauce.

      Demolition Elmo, long stanind Angel, has branced off to create the team : Or Sunglasses. Also joining them is Watson690, another former player of ours. Good luck to them i say, we need more active teams.

      Shameless Plugs

      redvsblue.com/groups/profile.php?id=5349

      The first plug is of the Song's of the Century group. We need more people to take a look, have a read, sing the song under your breath so that no one things your a complete weirdo, you know the usual. And if anyone has an idea for a parody then get in contact and put it in there, we needs more activity!

      redvsblue.com/members/videos/

      The second is of my video's page. Why you ask? I want more people to see the SA highlights that we have produced over the years. It's a little sad i suppose, doing our own personal highlights but dammit i love doing them even if they are a lot of work and in poor quality. go take a look, and look beyond the quality.

      Old Journal Quotes

      I was bored and reading through some of my old journals and i lol'd at some of the things i said. Here's a few for you:

      A link to the game - In a journal when Gingerlink made his debut for us.

      The will of Sarge cannot be undone - When we came back from being behind to win a game.

      Demolition was our mission - When Rick beasted a game with four scores for us.

      Just thought i'd share them with you, why? Meh, 'cos ithat's how i roll. Stay safe Angels Fans!


      -GIBLETS OUT-

  • Comments (475)

    • demoelmo

      8 years ago

      You're welcome!

    • demoelmo

      8 years ago

      Inspiration for tonight.

    • demoelmo

      8 years ago

      Here is your present. Enjoy.
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    • demoelmo

      8 years ago

      Jar Jar shot first.

    • demoelmo

      8 years ago

      MUSTACHE!!!!!

    • demoelmo

      8 years ago

      MUSTACHE!!!!!

    • Boomer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX London Head Guardian

      9 years ago

      hey...you coming to RvB:UK?

    • demoelmo

      9 years ago

      digg.com/d31XNku

    • demoelmo

      9 years ago

      I'm rather good. I'm glad I had the name change.

      I'll be there, connection permitting...

    • demoelmo

      9 years ago

      I think I've found the Jade Monkey.

    • demoelmo

      9 years ago

      I can haz tryout?

    • osborne1992 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Osfrie

      9 years ago

      yeah sure. its a good chance to practise but im gonna be revolving around grifball and gears of war really and i dont leave gears of war games until they are over

    • osborne1992 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Osfrie

      9 years ago

      double xp weekend is grifball XD

    • demoelmo

      9 years ago

      I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but:

      You =/= Chris Kamara

      You < Chris Kamara

      Chris Kamara = Legend.

      That is all... smiley12.gif

    • Teferi

      9 years ago

      sounds like a fine plan good sir

    • Teferi

      9 years ago

      most likely after season, i'm not reliable enough to so a reel every week, i need to figure out a way of getting your commentary onto the video, perhaps watch the video and record the reactions, then i could dub it over? meh, i'll find a way, for i am David Bowie

    • Tick

      9 years ago

      It's been taken into account, I've got everyone's ideas written down including yours and I'm going through pro's and con's for all of them. I'll post my decision in the thread later.

    • Tudor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTUK Fireteam

      9 years ago

      I'll do my best to make it (as always) but the womanz might have other plans

    • asdadogs

      9 years ago

      Nope, turns out I didn't get owned.

      *Wide Angle cam*

    • HurriHam

      9 years ago

      Ah forgot about that feature, so you use a dvd recorder to capture?

    • HurriHam

      9 years ago

      I don't see any highlights here.

    • asdadogs

      9 years ago

      mostly against me and my old team?

    • Tick

      9 years ago

      Dude, you should let people know in the EU thread that you've uploaded the SA highlights.

    • asdadogs

      9 years ago

      Time and date?

    • asdadogs

      9 years ago

      We need a gimmick.

      Like what C4NT have only to do with us.

    • Tudor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTUK Fireteam

      9 years ago

      Lame, gotta go round to the parents for sunday dinner about then...

    • Tudor FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTUK Fireteam

      9 years ago

      What time is it?

    • Tick

      9 years ago

      smiley12.gif

    • asdadogs

      9 years ago

      Aye, Aye!

    • asdadogs

      9 years ago

      What time is this bumrush, cap'n?

    • HurriHam

      9 years ago

      You know if ash has recovered from his Red ring scare last night?

    • Watson690

      9 years ago

      I'll be free for the bum-rush next week, so long as I'm awake for it that is lol

    • demoelmo

      9 years ago

      I now haz star...



      And Hearts
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    • demoelmo

      9 years ago

      Or, you know, you could let me run the RickRoll test on him...

    • demoelmo

      9 years ago

      How'd it go with the try out?

    • Davidkazama

      9 years ago

      Do me a favour and vote for 66610 at redvsblue.com/groups/profile.php?id=6544
      ktnxbai

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    • carkito17

      9 years ago

      Yeah, tonight at 8 right? I should have a team on for it.

    • Tick

      9 years ago

      He's a pony not a horse, and his name is Sasha, and he will protect me, he must.

    • demoelmo

      9 years ago

      Tis now open to all... Kinda like Trampy's Mother.....


      And I'll be there...

    • asdadogs

      9 years ago

      Thanks. smiley0.gif

      To you too if you have any.

    • asdadogs

      9 years ago

      I'm a little busy with my AS exams right now, you'll have to speak to my vice, Renegadeoffunk or wait until friday. Sorry. smiley2.gif

    • Strangler999

      9 years ago

      We won't be wanting to play against SA until atleast mid next week when people on my team's exams are over. Mainly Mallard. Is that ok? Sorry if this causes you any sort of inconvenience.

    • carkito17

      9 years ago

      Hows Sunday at 8 for our 2nd game?

    • Watson690

      9 years ago

      *types with Russian accent* I have a question - Did Strangler leave the team or was he booted?

    • carkito17

      9 years ago

      and by Thursday, I mean Friday of course.

    • carkito17

      9 years ago

      Hey dude, I'm unsure if I'll be on for our game tonight, but I'll try pull a team together anyways. If I can't, can we reschedule for Thursday at 8?

    • carkito17

      9 years ago

      Yeah sure, Tuesday at 8 it is then.

    • carkito17

      9 years ago

      No good, we're playing asda's team then, we could play you guys after it, if you want?

    • Teferi

      9 years ago

      sure, whilst the team aint too good at this "scoring" lark, we are good at having a minimum of 4 players on at any time

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