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    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      Is the Goodbye Cowboy going to be a vampire?

      Also, how do you feel about the Actuary having crazy awesome fighting skills?

      Also, I just fucked up my browser. The Menu bar is gone.

      HOW DO I FIX THIS

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      About vampires not having fangs and whatnot, I HAVE AN IDEA

      I got it from this really terrible series of books about vampires. In the books, the vampires didn't have fangs, they just had really sharp fingernails. They would knock out someone, cut them with their fingernails, drink some blood, and then use their MAGICAL VAMPIRE SPIT to heal the wound.

      Also, I like the second and third story ideas.

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      I LIKE IT

      Also, Santenza should bring Poncho Joe back to life.

      WE MAY HAVE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THAT

      Also, WAY TO CONTINUE COPYING OFF OF THE DARK TOWER

      Oh, and there were ninjas in the Last Samurai. It was awesome.

      Post edited 6/29/06 1:41PM

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      Did the vampires in Interview with a Vampire have fangs?

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      When we were talking about the Goodbye Cowboy earlier, I said there should be a scary black horse demon because you mentioned that song "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree" AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SCURRY

      Like Santenza could ride it or something.

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      I like just having general demons, because then you're not limited to one type!

      Like the crazy black horse! What is he!? No one knows!

      NO ONE!

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      PINCHED A NERVE

      SHE PINCHED A NERVE

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      HEY IT'S DOING IT NOW

      OH AND ALSO

      I was watching The Last Samurai and I GOT THIS IDEA, RIGHT

      Either the Goodbye Cowboy or the Actuary should fight a samurai (or possibly a magical empty suit of samurai armor).

      HE COULD BE GUARDING A TEMPLE OR SOMETHING

      P.S. If it were for the Actuary, I was thinking that that and the warlord guy could be for the story after he tries to find the girl.

      Post edited 6/29/06 1:20PM

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      It is not telling me when I have new alerts.

      What the fuck.

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      SOUNDS AWESOME

      What was the movie you mentioned earlier?

      NEVER MIND IT WAS MATCH POINT

      WIGGITY WA

      Post edited 6/29/06 1:14PM

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      I HAVE TO WORK AT 8:30 BECAUSE THIS CHICK AT WORK PINCHED A NERVE IN HER BACK

      I AM SO ANGRY

      EDIT: I CAN STILL EDIT THISSS

      Post edited 6/29/06 1:23PM

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      HEY U IS ON TEH INTERNAT

      ONLINE

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      HEY I HAVE TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER OKA

      C U LATER

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      T-Rex: Utaught me how to be a stupid jerk! And I'm a good learner!
      Utahraptor: Do you even listen to yourself?
      T-Rex: No. but - see? I learnt it from you!

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      I'VE ALREADY WRITTEN EIGHT BOOKS IN THE TIME IT TOOK YOU TO POST

      YESS LOL ZING

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      Do you ever click on a movie or book or something in one of your favorites list to see who else likes it, but then just wind up going through the list of people that come up and hating everyone?

      BECAUSE I DO

      I'M LIKE WTF WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS MOVIE

      CLEARLY YOU ARE STUPID

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      FUCK I NEED SOME NEW SOCKS!!

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      DID YOU MEAN TO POST ON YOUR OWN PAGE

      I THINK NOT

      LAWLZ

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      SO I WAS WATCHING THE LAST SAMURAI ON TV AND IT WAS PRETTY GOOD

      BUT THEN I HAD TO LEAVE MIDWAY

      SO I THINK I'LL WATCH THE REST LATER

      P.S. HAVE YOU SEEN THE SPIDERMAN 3 TRAILER

      IT'S PRETTY COOL

    • SamuraiLans

      13 years ago

      I'm killing my computer by being on Qwantz and posting at the same time. MULTI-TASK, BITCH!

      T-Rex: Hey! Since when do you come up with suchnice analogies about love?
      Utahraptor: It has always been my special power.
      T-Rex: Man! LUCKY.

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      O I C

      T-Rex: OK, so that last joke didn't work so well. But what till he hears this one! I'll say, "You know what's great?" "Not being a Utahraptor!"

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      I read your comment, but then my COMPUTER said I had another new comment, so I clicked on it thinking "OH MAN HE POSTED FAST."

      BUT IN FACT IT WAS NOT A NEW COMMENT IT WAS THE ONE I HAD JUST READ

      WTF MAN

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY EPILOUGE

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      God is so silly.

      HEY YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT ALL DEM DARK TOWER BOOKS WIF U

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      God: DUDE COME ON TELL PEOPLE YOUR EMBERASSING SECRETS. IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN. FOR ME. GOD.

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      CHECK THIS OUT, BITCH

      Also,

      T-Rex: But PERHAPS by making everything special, by spreading that divinity around a bit so that everyone gets a piece, we'll all see our world as the extraordinary place it is.
      Utahraptor: Right. Or more likely, you just want to say "I'M GOD AND GOD WANTS GODLY SANDWICHES".
      God: GOD DOES WANT GODLY SANDWICHES T-REX
      T-Rex: Dude! It's not like you can't just make your own!
      God: I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CUT OFF THE CRUSTS

      Post edited 6/28/06 3:48PM

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      SHIT

      HEY DO YOU WANT TO WATCH THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS WHEN YOU GET BACK

      FUCKIN' YEAH YOU DO

      ALSO WHAT DAY DO YOU GET BACK

      ALLS I NO IS THAT IT IS B4 PIRATES

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      HEHE

      OKA

    • ApheXTwin

      13 years ago

      GO LENIN!

      GO UNICRON!

      ...

      BUTTSEKS!?

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      Concept Numero Uno is way bettar.

      And better.

    • spartin400

      13 years ago

      hey dont neg me

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      HEY LANCE

      DON'T MAKE IT BAD

      I'M SORRY

      :<

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      I FINISHED THE FIFTH DARK TOWER BOOK AND I CRAVE MORE

      ALSO I AM CLINT EASTWOOD NOT YOU

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      I still like the plain lettering more.

      like

      PLAN 9

    • Pengune

      13 years ago

      Sooooooo did you get your report card yet?

      I thought we were supposed to get them over the break or is it when we get back?

    • Pengune

      13 years ago

      WHA?

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

      UMBARELLAPHONE

    • Pengune

      13 years ago

      Have you gotten you report card yet?

    • Pengune

      13 years ago

      LANCE?!

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      MY MOM IS ON THE PHONE

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      Last signed in: 2 days ago

      O RLY

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      BUT I'M PLAYING WARCRAFT RIGHT NOW

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      I READ BOUF

    • Duffman

      13 years ago

      IM CALLIN U

    • Pengune

      13 years ago

      Impressive.

    • Pengune

      13 years ago

      WHY UP SO EARLY?

    • Pengune

      13 years ago

      He could be a crazy tribe person, but he sounds waaaaaaaaaaay too big. In fact, yeah. That is freaking huge.

    • Pengune

      13 years ago

      Is Jack going to be in the movie?

    • Pengune

      13 years ago

      So did I.

      Hooray!

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