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    • Above and Beyond

      9 years ago

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      Just sent myself an email, so that I can open it at university tomorrow, containing a large collection of documents that I need to complete my essay tomorrow. Attatched it all, typed what needs typing and wrote in the subject bar:

      "Package (big)"

      My over-zealous email filter sent it to the junk folder...

      I laughed, hehe.

    • Flyover

      9 years ago

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      Was passing through to check out some of the images in and somehow managed to read through my journal, from start to ... near the finish (when it started to get boring).

      Found it comforting and a laugh - kind of weird when you look back on a chronicled portion of your life, I thought I'd changed so much since 2 years ago but I sound more or less the same. Hmm, funny old world.

      Oh, I'm also glad to see that some of my friends from when I was really active on the site are still kicking around, hi guys! Remember me?

    • Internet Fame

      10 years ago

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      You know - of all the places to be famous I think on the internet is probably the worst one. I've viewed a few people who have become pretty well known on places like YouTube etc - the likes of Digital Ph33r and Imsuck (Hollywood Halo FYI) or even 'real life' online video celebrities like boh3m3 - and they're comments, writing and stuff like that all points to the idea of someone who has been forced to hear the same shit so often they've become sullen and bitter about it all.

      I'm kinda involved in a small amount of internet exposure and I can even see the same thing happening to myself - gettin better now but earlier this year I was really gettin sick of it.

      Anyway just thought I'd rant for a stint - how's everyone else?

      Insert hilarious thought here
      ...Yeah I know - I'm fuckin lazy.

    • Well...

      10 years ago

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      So, I decided to make a new journal because I thought the old one looked fat.

      Also... Will anybody actually read on this? so I just decided not to bother.

      The reason these sayings are red is that they're covered in the blood of Chuck Norris's enemies.

    • So! News! And Penance.

      11 years ago

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      Well, you know its been a while since any of us spoke, I guess it falls back to what I said about me movin on from the site. But I still drop in here occasionally so I don't think I'm goin anywhere. Not many people comment on these anymore but plenty still watch so I'm gonna give you guys an update on me.

      Keepin up with holiday news I recently came back from Dublin, Ireland. I had a great time with my family, the highlight of that week was probably taking a trip to the Guiness factory. Another highlight I guess was that on the flight back I made out with this girl I'd only just met...so that was all good fun.

      Apart from that I've been bogged down with trying to find a flat in Edinburgh, its a really stressful process and I hate talkin about it cos it just drains me, so I wont.

      As far as this site goes there is a certain guy who is beginning to piss me off. He's been on my friend list for about a year now and I'm now debating whether or not to remove him. Its been an entirely one way street as far as friendship goes, I've done all sorts for him and he's done nada for me. Plus, he is constantly griping and depressed about superficial problems that seem to really depress him. His real problem is that he seems to be constantly enagaging in something that always leaves him even more miserable and slowly leads him into some kind of fantasy world filled with 'love at first sight' and niavite.

      If you know who I'm talkin about, keep it to yourself. And if you are this person, take a leaf from my book and wake up to yourself.

      Catch you later.

      Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    • RVB: Reconstruction

      11 years ago

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      Looks fantastic, and it seems that we'll be seeing a return of all the old favourite characters. Also, anybody notice the differences between sponsor and non-sponsor versions?

      Can't wait, finally what I signed up to this site for is back!!

      Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

    • Journal Reflection

      11 years ago

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      Ah I love this site. I was lookin back at my old journals with some degree of fondness, had a few lols. Anyway I realised thats its been a while since I just did a light hearted journal, so here for your pleasure is a couple short drunk stories.

      - An old girlfriend of mine was once very drunk and called her dad and yelled down the phone about how much she loved him and how much fun she was having. There was silence for a few seconds and then her dad simply said "Well, enjoy that hangover" and then hung up. She remarked later that it sounded like something I would've said and I spent the rest of the day imitating her father.

      - A few nights ago I was gettin pissed with my friends and we found an abandoned tesco trolly. So we took it into the flat and "pimped" it out, lol, with tea towels and empty bottles etc. We then found a decent hill and well...I'm sure you can guess the rest.

      Thats about it from me, later.

      Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

    • GTA IV

      11 years ago

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      ...is awesome. Buy it, end of story.

      Except for the driving system, tryin to follow an enemy in a shit car is possibly one of the most stressful things I've encountered in the last few months. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

      smiley1.gif Later.

      Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

    • Dream Log Vol.2 "The Cloud"

      11 years ago

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      Ok this might be a little long. I just feel the need to riff a little about this dream I had last night. It just seems a little too important to just forget about. If you feel like it then read on, I think you'll find it interesting. And I got a present for anyone who manages to make it till the end.

      Alright, first of all the presendence - I have just started to watch the second series of Heroes (NO FUCKIN SPOILERS IM ONLY ON THE THIRD EPISODE - NOOB55 IM LOOKIN AT YOU!) and the nature of the attack on Mrs Petrelli in the interview room of the police station was obviously floatin around in my head. I'm not sure where the rest of the dream came from but that was an image I felt necessary to explain.

      Second, there are several TV characters appearing in this, as they tend to do, but to keep the overall feel of the dream I'm not mentioning the respective cast, just inspecific characters. Alright lets begin.

      I'm with a family, my family (in the dream) and a few friends. In the observation room looking out onto a canteen, there's a woman in there. A Cloud begins to form in the other end of the room, the Cloud grows bigger and turns a deep red and proceeds to tear this women to shreads, a continuation of the way that Angela Petrelli was attacked in the interview room. In the observation room we watch this clinically, analysing its methods etc. Suddenly its consciousness shifts to us, for it is conscious, and it breaks through the window to grab the person standing on my right and shred him as it had the woman. After seeing this I run out of the room with the rest of my 'family' leaving several behind at its mercy.

      Time shifts, I'm sitting around the table with my family (this one different from the previous), several members have brought guests none of which I get along with despite the presents I have given them. Suddenly the Cloud that killed those people in the canteen was with us and proceeded to work its way through the house, killing the guests one by one in that same manner, it had followed me home. As I rushed through my home, narrowly avoiding whatever clutches it had, I saw something (I can't remember what) that made me laugh and be happy. Yeah I know, fucked up right. Anyway, at this the cloud formed into several people it had already killed and proceeded to laugh with us.

      I discovered that for some reason it wasn't able to attack positivity, it could only kill those who had were swamped with negative thoughts. At this realisation I fled the house via the roof whilst the Cloud continued to laugh and ran over the roofs of the city escaping with my family.

      Time shifts. Its night, I'm wandering the dark, crouded, poor, candlelit streets of the maze-like city. The city seems to be medieval almost, like something from Pirates of the Carribean. My family is with me and we're looking for some kind of bar. On the way we see a glowing pedestal and we know that this means that the city is safe at this hour (apparently its a regular thing). We find the bar and go inside, but I'm still edgy about the cloud so I decide to leave my family in the bar and go outside to stand beside the pedestal because I feel safer there somehow. I go outside and the Cloud is there, but it's small and passive - it is the safe hour and there is no negativity in the air.

      But I still don't trust it, and I decide to leave. On the way panic grips me and I start to run - The Cloud starts after me. The streets are no longer lit and crouded, but dark and empty. I run but I keep coming to streets I know lead nowhere, these streets are the home to prisoners who clutch out of barred doors into the streets, I dont want to go near them because they're negative. Everytime I hit a dead end I am terrified that it'll catch me when I backtrack, I keep telling myself that as long as I stay positive it can't get me.

      I run through a dark park, there's people, this foreign woman offers me a leaflet but I say 'no'. I then become worried because if she's upset then the Cloud can kill her. So I go back and have a small conversation with her in her language, hoping that'll cheer her up enough. I leave with her smiling. Suddenly the cloud appears and starts to swallow up everybody there, as I start to run again it speaks about being too powerful to be stopped by the pathetic minor happinesses of people, it kills everything. I run, and run and run until I realise there is no escape, it is speaking, commentating on the uniqueness of certain people (now dead) compared to others, saying that the "freaks" as it calls them will spend longer in limbo before being able to die. When it finally catches me I let it kill me because I just dont want to run anymore, I'm too tired.

      "Limbo" appears to be some kind of clean, modern shop made using varnished wood. I continue to think, "whats so bad about limbo I wonder?" I meet my family, again, as well as several others browsing the merchandise, a lot of which is based on trading card franchises etc.

      I think that's roughly the time I woke up.

      I only have vague ideas of what this dream might be about, but I know that like all vivid dreams I was kind of sad to realise that it was just a dream and that it was over. It was wierd and it made my night interesting. Oh yeah, anybody who reads the whole thing gets 20 mods, cheers for indulging my fuckin crazy mind.

    • Alright - And Watch Cut

      11 years ago

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      Ok I took that last journal down, I dont know what I was thinking lol.

      But the CN joke is still the same, so boo-ya for lazinezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

      Btw I recently cut the amount of people I watch down to 21, since I'm on the site less this'll allow me to focus more on certain people. No offense meant if I cut you, I was quite harsh with my choices.

      At any point in time, there are roughly 10 million people on the planet thinking about Chuck Norris's ass.

  • Comments (1057)

    • coolfundylan

      9 years ago

      So what's up man?

    • coolfundylan

      9 years ago

      Oh you film? I actually had no idea!
      And thats good to hear that the end is near! But don't worry about it man

    • coolfundylan

      9 years ago

      Pretty good man. I've been feeling good lately. We just got some great weather up here.

      How about you man?

    • Caboose453

      10 years ago

      In reply to Scratchpost, #7:

      Shouldn't you make your own characters? You know since the new season's goin to come out soon and it's actually going to cover this setting.

      I do have my own characters, read the rest of the story! smiley6.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

      Its a good read! smiley0.gif

    • jadegalixia

      10 years ago

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    • cml1983 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      i know how that goes

    • cml1983 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      long time no see,how are you doing with your studies

    • jadegalixia

      10 years ago

      No...THIS eye is creepy.
      cool1.jpg

    • jadegalixia

      10 years ago

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      watching you...

    • jadegalixia

      10 years ago

      Why not these?

      brothers.jpg

      I see we have a few friends in common.

    • laughingmanx

      10 years ago

      Living each day as the last. Times seem to be difficult but we all must live on. How is the economy in Scotland?

    • laughingmanx

      10 years ago

      How is it going my old friend?

    • rh3010

      10 years ago

      just trying to get used to the new site

    • Tmoneyrlz

      10 years ago

      true

    • rh3010

      10 years ago

      hey whats up

    • Tmoneyrlz

      10 years ago

      360 is shifting to a more casual genre
      though it took awhile PS3 is definitely for hard core gamers
      the thing everyone forgot was that Sony works on a 10 yr plan
      Microsoft and Nintendo work on a 3 yr plan

    • Tmoneyrlz

      10 years ago

      going for PS3
      gonna by one wen i start working

    • Tmoneyrlz

      10 years ago

      hood to here
      my sister is gonna be moving into my apartment soon

    • Tmoneyrlz

      10 years ago

      how have u been anyways man?

    • Tmoneyrlz

      10 years ago

      better now
      they were really bad a few weeks ago

    • smcpokemn

      10 years ago

      hey. could u look at my journal and vote for me

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      because of the panther avatar hmm

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      naw why do u say that

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      hey whats up. how are u doing.

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      hey whats up

    • laughingmanx

      11 years ago

      Hey man! What led you to asking me that question about my gamertag? lol!

    • rh3010

      11 years ago

      hey man, long time no chat
      whats up

    • Fallback2011

      11 years ago

      hey, its Tmoneyrlz, ive re-made my profile
      add me wen u get this

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      yep

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      im saving all the citizens ad getting all the viee points to get my sync bar all the way up

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      nope i dont have a HD TV.

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      i was surprised that i got his.
      yep assassins creed is fun. im at jerusalem now im running around town saving all the citizens and getting all the view points before i go talk with the bereau

    • laughingmanx

      11 years ago

      Well the reason i chose the number 28 is because in numerology that is my number. You just take 2+8=10, so then you figure that it equals just one because 1+0=1. In numerology my number is 1. lol! That was the entire reason behind that. I guess I could have done some other, for instance, 19, 37, 46, 55, 64, etc... lol

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      i have no clue. but i got geoffs award so im happy

    • Tmoneyrlz

      11 years ago

      i love abbott and costello

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      ummi could if i wanted but i cant cause i odnt live near a main highway so i can get live. plus i dont have high speed internet

    • Tmoneyrlz

      11 years ago

      true but who's on first?

    • laughingmanx

      11 years ago

      LaughingMan92? I am curious how you got that? lol! Did you mean LaughingMan82?

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      umm ive had it since.......................about 4 months now

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      ahh. ive played DMC4 on PS3. its a fun game. and ive tried GTA4 i ran over everyone lol.
      and yes assassins creed is awesome i just like sneaking up on every guard and shanking em

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      :)

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      thanks its a cerberus.
      and nothing just been playing assassins creed i got it 2 days ago.

    • smcpokemn

      11 years ago

      hey whats up. havent talked to u in a while.

    • noob55

      11 years ago

      ill be on later when i can
      ^_^

    • noob55

      11 years ago

      uhh no not really ur still on my friends list and watch list mate
      o hlive..fuack...umm lmao send me another friend request that was by accident

    • noob55

      11 years ago

      hm i dont know why ive been on live lately

    • noob55

      11 years ago

      lol thanks scratch...hahah

    • LadyMouse88

      11 years ago

      for now smiley1.gif

    • caboose11711

      11 years ago

      I wasn't. It really sucks.

    • LadyMouse88

      11 years ago

      well at the moment for fun until i get internet connection

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