ScubaSteve

Male
from NC State University, NC

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    • i stole this from JoeAct but it is..

      14 years ago

      ScubaSteve

      Funny

      April 21st, 2005
      Bungie v Red vs Blue
      Here is a general recreation of the dialogue during one of our matches.

      Bungie:
      "Attack plan Delta!
      Sniper on the left!
      Sniper Down!
      Rockets on platform beta!
      Rockets down!
      Engage in 'Flag Grab' plan Echo.
      Echo engaged!
      Exit Strategy Alpha-1!"
      Red team flag scored."

      RedvsBlue:
      "Wait, wait, where is.....SHUT UP SHUT UP...move over there!! Get out of my way dumbass! Who has the rockets? Holy CRAP! I said get oUT OF MY WAY! ..holy craP!!! Somebody try reasoning with them!!! to your left!!! YOUR OTHER LEFT!! I need amo!! STOP SHOOTING ME JOEL!! Wait are WE red!? THEY WON"T LISTEN. Flag taken. THEY JUST KEEP SHOOTING!! JOEL!! I AM ON YOUR TEAM!! WHere did that come from?! HOLY CRAAP WHY WON"T I RESPON... who is throwing GRenad....WHO TOOK THE SHOTGUN!?? wait i think i saw one!! I TOLD YOU BEFORE YOUR going to wrong way...WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM!?? Gus your taking fire!...nvrmind. Wait, WHERE DID THE Flag gO!? WE have a flag?? whoops! SRRY, thats my grenade...WHERE DID THEY GET THat TANK FROM?! What does our flag look like!?? wait i can snipe them!! YOU ONLY HAVE AN SMG!?
      I"LL SNIPE YOU, YOU BASTARD!! Hey, i killed church...cooool. DON"T THROW CONTROLLERS AT ME......GUS KEEP Trash TALKING TO THEM, that will show our dominance.......How DID I DIE!? wait, aren't we playing....where is the ball!??
      flag scored.
      game over."

      ...



    • TESTS

      14 years ago

      ScubaSteve

      OVER......for this week :(

    • The Pirate Captain Won Student Body Pres

      14 years ago

      ScubaSteve

      He won so he told us his real name was Whil Piavis...so it was a good thing he ran under The Pirate Captain.

    • funny prank

      14 years ago

      ScubaSteve

      http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=takeaway.mp3

      don't think about it too much or your head will explode.

    • RIP Mitch Hedberg

      14 years ago

      ScubaSteve

      he was one of the funniest standup comedians today.

      I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.

      I wrote a letter to my dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so i crossed it out and wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away...

      I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get ahold of me they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "what" and turn my head slightly...

      Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.

      I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

      My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."

      I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

      I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

      and so much more...

    • Got to love living in a dorm

      14 years ago

      ScubaSteve

      got a 6:30AM wake up call by the fire alarm, not a normal fire alarm an annoying talkin one. after getting back from outside in the rain it went off 3-4 more times then an alarm i had never heard went off and then lightning storm passed through....why can't i just sleep in peace....

    • WTF is this website on...vvvv

      14 years ago

      ScubaSteve

      THE ONLY AUTOMATED FACE READER IN THE WORLD1600


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      13% Eastern European
      12% Southern European
      75% Anglo Saxon

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      0% East Indian
      0% Middle Eastern
      0% South East Asian
      0% Korean/Japanese
      0% Chinese



      Gender: MALE
      Personality Profile Rank Click here to see your celebmatch.

      Intelligence 6.7 Very Intelligent ?
      Risk 3.2 Low Risk ?
      Ambition 7.2 High Ambition ?
      Gay Factor 1.6 Very Low Gay Factor ?
      Honor 4.1 Average Honor ?
      Politeness 6.6 High Politeness ?
      Income 7.4 $50,000 - $100,000 ?
      Sociability 7.6 High Sociability ?
      Promiscuity 2.6 Very Unpromiscuous ?

      YOUR ARCHETYPE:

      Personality Profile:

      You have social courage and as a consequence are open and extroverted. You are seen as a well known person who is liked and is involved in many social events. You feel confident about your position in social situations and will not hesitate to say what you believe. You do not like too much responsibility, but you do not mind being in the social center. You must know everything that is going on in your greater social circle and spend a lot of time talking to others to find out the latest gossip. You tend to be friendly, but can be criticizing when you see others as thinking of themselves too much.

      You prefer to work in challenging people oriented jobs where you can compete against others and rise in the ranks. Others usually like you but can sometimes be intimidated by your outspoken comments and criticisms although they do not show it.
      People tend to feel comfortable around you and respect your opinion. You can use this social weight to get things done for you but usually opt not to call in favours people owe you.

      Your view of other types
      You tend to like Boss types and try to get close to them, as they possess the intimidating factor and confrontational attitude that you lack. You regard Academic Types as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to interact with. You associate with some Blue collar and White collar types, and find that these are the people that mostly want to hang around you. You see Artist types as attention seekers and are often the person to criticize them. For this reason, Artist types envy and fear you. You may enjoy the risk taking personality of Gambler types, but you also think that they are loners. You see Drifter types as social dropouts.

      Other types' view of you
      Boss types like you but they dont always trust you. Academic Types have very little in common with you, therefore they avoid you. Artist types tend to avoid you because you may attack them verbally due to their personality differences. White and Blue collar types like interacting with you, and they sometimes envy your charisma. Gambler types may deal with you if they think that you have something useful to offer them. Drifter types may associate with you, but they generally believe that your archetype is stuck up.

      Alpha Charmer:
      -More ambitious than Charmer
      Expected Occupations: Corporate Executive, Real Estate Agent, Politician
      Charmer:
      -More fun-loving than Alpha Charmer
      Expected Occupations: Sales representative, Teacher, Aesthetician, Hair Stylist, Artist, Actor, Social Worker, Manager

    • NC STATE OWNZ YOU BITCHES!!

      14 years ago

      ScubaSteve

      hahaha can't believe we won its so awesome!!!

    • i :heart: gifs

      14 years ago

      ScubaSteve

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    • Man i need to join a frat..so boring

      14 years ago

      ScubaSteve

      where i live now. anyone that has been in a frat know any good ones?

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  • Comments (7)

    • Tihawkie

      10 years ago

      Merry Christmas!

    • KFire

      13 years ago

      hey kiddo! smiley0.gif

    • Tihawkie

      13 years ago

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      Merry Christmas!

    • eightbalrulz

      14 years ago

      Yea she is on RvB

    • Ninja_Church

      14 years ago

      Screw Tarheels...go Pack!

    • ScubaSteve

      14 years ago

      what does an aussie know about the Tarheels anyway? :)

    • brettw_10

      14 years ago

      Go Tarheels! :P

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