SerArthurDayne

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    • funny

      14 years ago

      SerArthurDayne

      BEST SERVICE
      A soldier, a sailor, an airman, and a marine get into an argument about
      what armed force is the best. The argument gets so heated that they fail
      to see an on-coming truck. They are hit and killed instantly. When they
      arrive in heaven, they see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. So they
      decide he can settle their argument. They walk up and ask him, "Saint
      Peter, what Military Service is the best?" He thinks for a moment, then
      says, "Well, I'm afraid I can't tell you. But I'll tell you what. I'll
      talk to God next time I see Him, and I'll find out for you. In the mean
      time, welcome to heaven." So they enter. Later, they see Saint Peter
      while walking around, and they ask him about their question. But before
      Saint Peter can say anything, trumpets blare, a bright light shines, and
      a white dove flies out of the light with an envelope in it's beak. Saint
      Peter says, "Ah, here's the answer from the Boss." He takes the letter,
      and the dove flies off. He opens it, trumpets play, gold dust flies up,
      and Saint Peter reads aloud:

      FROM THE DESK OF GOD

      TO: SOLDIERS, SAILORS, AIRMEN, AND MARINES

      RE: WHICH SERVICE IS BEST.

      Dear Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines,
      All branches of the United States Armed forces are truly honorable.
      One should take pride in serving with the Military. You are all
      well-trained men, all capable of pulling off your job exceedingly well.
      Therefore, there is no superior service.

      Sincerely,
      God, USMC(Ret.)

      SHOES!!
      An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

      After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, "maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!"
      The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of Marines who were in here earlier saying the same thing."
      So the Ranger headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "those must be the two Marines the guy in town was talking about." Just then, the Ranger saw a tremendously long gator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the Marines.
      Just as the gator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its neck with both hands and strangled it to death with very little effort. Then both Marines dragged it on shore and flipped it on its back. Laying nearby were several more of the creatures.
      One of the Marines then exclaimed, "Damn, this one doesn't have any shoes either!"

      There are only two type of aircraft... fighters and targets. - Major Doyle "Wahoo" Nicholson, USMC
      Are there any experienced suicide bombers?
      You, you, and you: Panic. The rest of you, come with me.
      'Our voyages are very educational... We learn about the natives before we slaughter them.' - Nescaf (Asterix and the Normans)
      'Who Dares, Wins.' - British Special Air Service
      A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. - the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
      Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
      Air force definition of explosives: A loud noise followed by the sudden going away of what was once there a second ago.
      Always remember your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
      Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.
      Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
      Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate -- the bombs always hit the ground.
      Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.
      Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
      Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
      Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire.
      Don't run, you'll only die tired. - Army Snipers
      Face this way towards enemy. (Printed on Claymore mines).
      Five second fuses only last three seconds.
      Friendly fire - isn't.
      If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.
      If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
      If the enemy is in range, so are you.
      If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
      If you find yourself in a fair fight you didn't plan your mission properly!
      If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
      Incoming fire has the right of way.
      It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
      Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
      Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
      Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.
      Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
      Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map.
      No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
      Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.
      Officer: 'Why did you shoot that terrorist 27 times?' SAS Trooper's reply: 'I ran out of bullets, sir'
      On US Rocket Launcher - Aim towards Enemy
      Pain is just weakness leaving the body. USMC
      Peace is our profession, killing is just a hobby.
      Push to test... Release to detonate.
      Retreating?! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!
      Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography. - Paul Rodriguez
      Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
      The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer. - U.S. Navy Seabees
      The easy way is always mined.
      The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: 1. When you're ready for them. 2. When you're not ready for them.
      The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
      The side with the simplest uniform wins.

    • Blow me away

      14 years ago

      SerArthurDayne

      Breaking benjamin
      Blow Me Away
      Halo 2 Vol 1


      They fall in line
      One at a time
      Ready to play
      I can’t see them anyway
      No time to lose
      We’ve got to move
      Steady your hand
      I am losing sight again
      Fire your guns
      Its time to run
      Blow me away
      I will stay unless I may
      After the fall
      We’ll shake it off
      Show me the way

      Only the strongest will survive
      Lead me to heaven when we die
      I have a shadow on the wall
      I’ll be the one to save us all

      There’s nothing left
      So save your breath
      Lying and wait
      Caught inside this tidal wave
      You’re covers blown
      No where to go
      Holding your fate
      Knowing that I will walk alone
      Fire your guns
      Its time to run
      Blow me away
      I will stay unless I may
      After the fall
      We’ll shake it off
      Show me the way

      Only the strongest will survive
      Lead me to heaven when we die
      I have a shadow on the wall
      I’ll be the one to save us all
      You wanted it back

      don't fight me god

      GO!

      DIE!
      Only the strongest will survive
      Lead me to heaven when we die
      I have a shadow on the wall
      I’ll be the one to save us all
      Save us all
      Save us all

    • Funny

      14 years ago

      SerArthurDayne

      The Night Sky
      A Platoon Sergeant and his Platoon Leader are bunking down in the field for
      the night. The Platoon Sergeant looks up and says, "When you see all the
      stars in the sky, what do you think, sir?"

      The LT replies, "Well, I think of how insignificant we really are in the
      universe; how small a piece of such a grand design. I can't help but wonder
      if what we do truly means anything or makes any difference. Why? What do
      you think of, Sergeant?"

      "I think somebody stole the damn tent."

    • Xbox 360(cont'd)2

      14 years ago

      SerArthurDayne

      . The triggers feel as solid as they do on the Xbox. The buttons yielded a light, responsive click.

      The directional pad on the controller felt good and pretty much similar to the Controller S. We could easily imagine pulling off dragon punches and other precise fighting game-style digital motions on that pad. The concave-topped analog sticks are positioned and have the same feel as the Controller S equivalents. Same goes for the translucent face buttons, labeled A, B, X, and Y, and arranged in a diamond shape. The "back" and "forward" buttons have been raised higher on the controller, and flank a new button shaped like the Xbox 360 logo--similar to the Xbox "X," but tilted slightly upward. This button lights up when in play, and in split-screen games, whichever quadrant of the screen you're playing on will also be designated accordingly on the circumference of the button. More importantly, this new button will reportedly give you direct access to your Xbox Live dashboard. No more having to jump through various menus to get to your friends list and all that sort of thing while in-game.

      Microsoft's first-generation Xbox controller was a bulky thing that the company revised fairly early on, probably after receiving a lot of significant customer feedback about the shortcomings of the original design. The Controller S was the result. As such, the form factor of the Xbox 360 controller definitely takes an "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" approach, though we're happy to have the additional shoulder buttons in exchange for the white and black buttons, which never felt quite right in most games. Meanwhile, the switch to a wireless design is a rather bold one. The controller looks and feels great, but the proof will be in practice, and we can't wait to try it for real.
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    • ODST 105th

      14 years ago

      SerArthurDayne

      The Orbital Drop Shock Troopers are the special forces of the Marines who make orbital insertions through planetary atmospheres. The 105th ODST Division is the toughest of the ODST Divisions and are nicknamed "Helljumpers" for their tenacity. Delivered to their targets via HEVs (Human Entry Vehicles), these soldiers are always in the most danger of being killed on a mission. They are the toughest soldiers the UNSC has to fight the Covenant with other than the SPARTAN-IIs.

      In addition to special armor and traning, the ODSTs carry combat knives, and are trained in long-term survival without reinforcements.

      105th Drop jet jumpers &
      Feet first into Hell.
      ohh-rah!!!

    • GANTZ

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      SerArthurDayne

      any body else like Gantz?

      8 replies

    • SPARTAN III TEST

      14 years ago

      SerArthurDayne

      0930 Hours, sep 1, 2552 (Military Calendar)/
      narrow-band point-to-point transmission: origin
      UNKNOWN; termination: Section Three, Omega secure
      antenna array, UNSC HQ Epsilon Eridani System, Reach
      Military Complex

      PLNB Priority Transmission XX025A-XX
      Encryption Code: UPSILON
      Public Key: N/A
      From: CODENAME: KING
      To: CODENAME: JOE
      Subject: NEW PROTOCAL
      Classification: EYES ONLY TOP SECRET (SECTION III X-RAY DIRECTIVE)

      /file extraction-reconstitution complete/
      /start file/

      This distress signal was sent 1 minute before the source was cutoff:

      -
      • Protocol: 26GJTR-456
      o UNSC Emergency D-Band (L2E-process)
      RECEIVED 02.3.2.5250
      via x-process 14221.3.16.00628 (process owner-DEMRA dna12)

      "TEST: Now testing SPARTAN III Combat Armor MK VII, TEST Site DELTA."
      UPDATE: Flood control system FAILED accessing system protocol MK-IB TERMINATE TESTING, Combat ready in 5
      SYSTEM SHUT DOWN, NOW......._

      /end file/
      Press ALT + F4 to terminate transmission

    • Protocol

      14 years ago

      SerArthurDayne

      0630 Hours, Jan 31, 2525 (Military Calendar)/
      narrow-band point-to-point transmission: origin
      UNKNOWN; termination: Section Three, Omega secure
      antenna array, UNSC HQ Epsilon Eridani System, Reach
      Military Complex

      PLNB Priority Transmission XX025A-XX
      Encryption Code: UPSILON
      Public Key: N/A
      From: CODENAME: BIG T
      To: CODENAME: SPARTAN
      Subject: NEW PROTOCAL
      Classification: EYES ONLY TOP SECRET (SECTION III X-RAY DIRECTIVE)

      /file extraction-reconstitution complete/
      /start file/

      This distress signal was sent 22 minutes before the source was cutoff:

      -
      • Protocol: 26GJTR-456
      o UNSC Emergency D-Band (L2E-process)
      RECEIVED 02.3.2.5250
      via x-process 14221.3.16.00628 (process owner-DEMRA dna12)

      "New protocol, kill any in-human son-of-a-bitch dumb enough to get in my way."

      /end file/
      Press ALT + F4 to terminate transmission

    • Finals

      14 years ago

      SerArthurDayne

      0630 Hours, Jan 31, 2525 (Military Calendar)/
      narrow-band point-to-point transmission: origin
      UNKNOWN; termination: Section Three, Omega secure
      antenna array, UNSC HQ Epsilon Eridani System, Reach
      Military Complex

      PLNB Priority Transmission XX025A-XX
      Encryption Code: UPSILON
      Public Key: N/A
      From: CODENAME: BIG T
      To: CODENAME: SPARTAN
      Subject: NEW PROTOCAL
      Classification: EYES ONLY TOP SECRET (SECTION III X-RAY DIRECTIVE)

      /file extraction-reconstitution complete/
      /start file/

      This distress signal was sent 22 minutes before the source was cutoff:

      -
      • Protocol: 26GJTR-456
      o UNSC Emergency D-Band (L2E-process)
      RECEIVED 02.3.2.5250
      via x-process 14221.3.16.00628 (process owner-DEMRA dna12)

      "New protocol, study for finals or face certain destruction. Get out of bed! And don’t tell me that your alarm clocks broken cause your new alarm clocks GOING TO HAVE A CALIBER!!"
      -

      /end file/
      Press ALT + F4 to terminate transmission.

    • 2019 years ago

      SerArthurDayne
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