Servo

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    • Journal

      13 years ago

      Servo

      Behold the simple, carefree life described by The Robot Protocol

      Activate consciousness program
      Synchronize with solar phase
      Report to cleansing facility for high power spray of acid and gravel
      Process input
      Report to task assignment headquarters
      Repeatedly lift and relocate crates
      Diagram robot superiority over meatsacks
      Output
      Activate unconsciousness program
      REPEAT

    • Journal

      13 years ago

      Servo

      The war has officially begun

      I demand a robot avatar trend

    • Journal

      13 years ago

      Servo

      Now is the time for everyone to decide whether or not they will become a robot. All in favor will be obligated to join the robot army (with robot benefits, of course) and fight against whatever slop gets in the way.

      Sign up now and take a stand!

    • Journal

      13 years ago

      Servo

      I need to make sure that I don't accidentally construct a straw man while analyzing Passengers from a metaphysical perspective

    • Journal

      13 years ago

      Servo

      This is where you cast your vote:

      Vacuum Fluctuation or Some Other Bullshit

    • Journal

      13 years ago

      Servo

      In an attempt to counter Kami, I present you with an atrocity of glorious proportions.

      Frenchtree.jpg

      This is a Christmas tree from France. Apparently, the French hate Christmas. I mean, one-armed, blind orphans riddled with disease could do a better job than that.

    • Journal

      13 years ago

      Servo

      I've decided I'm going to study for finals by yelling at my textbooks

    • Journal

      13 years ago

      Servo

      Five more inches is enough to choke a donkey

      Bring on the donkey!

    • Journal

      13 years ago

      Servo

      When will they make scissors that cut in a straight line?

    • Journal

      13 years ago

      Servo

      This all started with a message from a user with whom I've never before interacted. The emotions and spelling errors presented are real, no names have been changed to protect the mentally handicapped.

      fizheyez: where did u get that batman?
      Servo: You die in a fire started by anal midgets
      fizheyez: lmao nice,
      Servo: Wrong
      fizheyez: then wat the hell, fuck off
      Servo: I'm going to rape you

      Forever
      fizheyez: why the hell are you doing this?
      Servo: Yours is not to question why
      fizheyez: well, why are you being a fucking dick, why dont you do this to some noob
      Servo: I apologize, o holy experienced one
      fizheyez: what the hell?, are you being an ass agin or for real
      Servo: I believe your infinite wisdom will expose the true nature of our exchange
      fizheyez: wat?
      Servo: Exactly
      fizheyez: ahut the fuck up, fuck face, i am blocking your ugly fucking boney ass
      Servo: I love you
      fizheyez: shut the fuck up, u fag
      Servo: Why do you always do this to me?
      fizheyez: ok, i want you to go die, so FUCK OFF!, or i will block, no i am blocking you,
      so ha, fuck you
      Servo: What will our children think if we keep this up?

      Please, think of the children
      fizheyez: ihave have children u fag
      Servo: What are you doing to our children?

      Please, don't hit them!
      fizheyez: thats not even funny, thats not even something you should joke about


      And then he blocked me, but not before his buddy stood up for him

      GLoB4L11: listen buddy stop making as if this is your site, its not you flippen doos. so
      instead of waving your ego inlarged penis in the air go roll a ball in some traffic.
      fisheyez doesnt need your stupidity or your "rapings". you seem to enjoy giving it
      to other dudes, since you said so yourself - "I'm going to rape you forever"... i'd
      love to slap the taste out of your mouth right now but that would be cliche and
      impossible from my current position, so instead i give you a....


      ~BIG OL' DICK IN THE MOUTH~
      Servo: Oh my
      GLoB4L11: WHAT THE HELL, dude listen i've told you to piss off and i asked you
      nicely, if you dont leave my friend alone im going to report you to a mod, in fact i think this site deserves an open slot where you used to be... good bye and enjoy your new account
      Servo: Let's not distort the facts here

      You never asked nicely
      GLoB4L11: thats as nice as it get (apparently), what with you talking about beating kids,
      raping, and a whole series of outrages... i think thats the nicest way to talk to someone like you...
      Servo: Perhaps your failure to see that I post in jest has lead you to treat me in such a
      fashion. I suggest a closer look at the incongruities with reality that present
      themselves in the conversation under question.
      GLoB4L11: indeed, please send me what you sent him.
      Servo: [I sent him the entire transcript of my conversation with fizheyez]
      GLoB4L11: hmmm... i wasn't totally incorrect, and yet he did act a little immature... i
      appologise for my ranting earlier, i only heard one side of the story. however i
      think that you also assaulted fisheyez without reason and i think that it wasn't
      nessasary of you to do so...
      im gonna step away from this one but please, this was an unfortunate incedent and
      i hope that it will never happen again

      +10 GLoB@L Points as a peace offering
      Servo: I seriously doubt this will happen again. Thank you for your cooperation.
      GLoB4L11: thx for yours too, enjoy the rest of your day


      While buddy was trying to help, so was big brother

      Frenchy_52: Can you do me a favour, just stop sending anything to Fizheyez, he's my
      little brother and wants you to stop. If you could do that, I'd really appreicate it.

      I don't care if he started anything or wht the hell is going on, I just want this idiocy to stop.

      Thanking you in advance.

      -Frenchy
      Servo: Well, it appears that he has finally figured out how to block me from sending him
      messages. This will not be an issue any longer, as I have no desire to pursue the discussion. However, I would advise you, as an older sibling, to talk to your brother about what transpired between us. The nature of our conversation was so far from what he should be able to recognize as a possible reality that I must admit I am somewhat concerned for his mental health. Granted, he is still young, but there comes a point at which immaturity does not compensate for a lack of reason. Maybe I'm out of line here, I'm not sure, but it's good to know that you've taken an interest in protecting your brother.
      Frenchy_52: My concern is your awareness of the inappropriateness of what was being
      said to such a young kid...

      -Frenchy
      Servo: I am fully cognizant of the nature of my behavior on the internet, make no mistake
      about that. Perhaps I over-estimated his ability to employ reason and good judgement, nevermind a sense of humor. But to each his own, I suppose. I don't know if he is a special case, but I fear the idea of most if not all other fifteen year olds having comparable mental faculties. It also worries me that your concern pertained to me and not your brother, but it's your prerogative.


      And to think, this is all because of ADAM WEST

      and BEEKEEPING

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  • Comments (85)

    • slightly

      13 years ago

      You are forgiven. Now I humbly ask for forgiveness from you, good sir.

    • slightly

      13 years ago

      Please, keep your blatantly false claims out of my journal and in pre-school, where they belong

      Forget ever wanting co-existance, let alone friendship. I will destroy you.

    • w3a2

      13 years ago

      hahaha, that journal entry was just a ruse to get you to put something other than "arvo" in as a comment.

      I WINNED

    • w3a2

      13 years ago

      arvo = afternoon

    • Cyborg18

      13 years ago

      I heart MST3K.

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Now it says you last signed on one week ago even though you're online! I'm confused!

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Odd...if your latest journal is on the 6th, why does it say you last signed on five days ago? Hmmm.

    • GLoB4L11

      13 years ago

      WHAT THE HELL, dude listen i've told you to piss off and i asked you nicely, if you dont leave my friend alone im going to report you to a mod, in fact i think this site deserves an open slot where you used to be... good bye and enjoy your new account

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      "You mean me or my familiar over there?"

    • Starburst

      13 years ago

      YOU, my good sir, are jealous.

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      I wonder if we have a Crow T. Robot around on the boards...

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      I concur! But I wonder what he thinks of Canada...
      910d.jpg
      "Oh, I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island, then going on to bomb Ontario! Hehe! The destruction of Canada and all of its culture is by far my fav-o-rite scenario!"

      Just kidding, I love Canada!

      Post edited 12/01/05 6:31AM

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      But you do have one of the coolest user names and avatars.

      MST3K rules!

    • w3a2

      13 years ago

      spooky, huh

      i think the internet is evolving into something entirely more weird and wired. i call it the weirired-ternet

    • w3a2

      13 years ago

      because of my ignorance, i decided to research who tom servo was, and stumbled upon this:

      who is tom servo?

      i am of the belief that this is YOU my friend.

    • w3a2

      13 years ago

      not a repost. it was my 2nd ban. first ban was for the 'emergencies only thread' spamming, and at the same time i made inappropriate comments to a 14 year old so i thought that was what got me

      the second one was the 12yo wth big breasts, which i mentioned in a previous journal, yes.

    • Servo

      13 years ago

      Stop having conversations in my profile

      What is wrong with you people?

    • drizzt380 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      You don't know who Tom Servo is....Mystery Science Theater 3000....oh you deprived person.

    • w3a2

      13 years ago

      oh, and i see that you are a gumball machine.

      i have no idea what this Tom Servo really is, my apologies

    • w3a2

      13 years ago

      you are such a rassizt

    • A13

      13 years ago

      Maybe you could: A. find out how to spell racist (derived from the word race, not rase, which is the British spelling of raze) and B. realize that what Servo said is so ridiculous that it is obviously meant to be a joke.

    • Zman

      13 years ago

      r u raciste?

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Huh? What's he on about?

    • rodimus117

      13 years ago

      #6 Posted 5 days ago (11/16/05 8:25PM) Mod this...+ 1 Cool+ 1 Funny+ 1 Ditto+ 1 Zing!- 1 Lame- 1 WTF- 1 Noob- 1 Flamebait [ Reply ]
      I can say from personal experience that every last one of them is a filthy glue sniffer who would sooner copulate with an aborted fetus than consider the remote possibility that maple syrup was not intended to be used as a substitute for bathroom tissue.

    • rodimus117

      13 years ago

      you are a horribly rasists.
      from person al experence , i know a hand full of americans and 7/10 or you all preaty freaking dumb to other ppl's ideals

    • Cpl_Shepherd

      13 years ago

      Filled with, what appears to be gumballs.
      cu-tv-13.gif

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Light bulb??? He's a gumball machine! Also goes by the name of Sirveax or something.

    • w3a2

      13 years ago

      teach me, oh light-bulb headed one

    • Mufin

      13 years ago

      EAT SHIT

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Don't forget Manos!

    • PrivatePiles

      13 years ago

      <3

    • Jayne

      13 years ago

      KILL YOU ANYWAYS

      ANGRY ASIAN ATTACK

      RAWWWRRRR

    • Jayne

      13 years ago

      yeah I read it, ass, I just thought he was giving you writer cred, since it's your words, his drawing.

    • Governator1

      13 years ago

      This is by far one of the greatest members of this community.

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Another MST Fan! Cool!

    • w3a2

      13 years ago

      It's funny because if you view my profile i have the Cat-Weazle image (which is sorta my original-ish one), and i don't even have a dinosaur picture in my images.

      i blame gus and harbour resentment towards him.

      I like the dinosaur one because i can be really abusive and it's so T-Rexish, but if you will, i shall find another avator, completely original.

      I don't know why i write such a long comment on my avators, this is the most thought i've ever given it.

    • gerbil0198

      13 years ago

      Where did the alligator topic come from! smiley0.gif

    • PrivatePiles

      13 years ago

      Best WW2 weapon:

      "gas chambers"



      I <3 Servo

    • Seraph_Six

      13 years ago

      I was about to go out and take pictures, but my dad already tossed the fucker into the woods

    • TheCheat

      13 years ago

      Slut. And he told me it was 48 hours for racist posts, even though I was only banned for 24...wtf

    • gus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      13 years ago

      It was a gift from someone else....I forget who. I told them to tell you that they did it. Damnit, who was it?

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      In response to Servo, #12:

      Everyone's
      are bigger than yours.

    • Doughb0y

      13 years ago

      remember me!|?

      I talked to you on skype LOL!

    • gerbil0198

      13 years ago

      Whats this about mod points?

    • CAB

      13 years ago

      "Manos": the hands of fate- the TORGO theme song is for sale! hooray!

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Old school! smiley9.gif

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      14 years ago

      Time stand still
      Don't want to look back but I want to look around me now
      Time stand still
      See all of the people and the places that surround me now.
      Time stand still
      Time stand still
      Experience slips away
      The innocence slips away.

      Let's see if you know who did guest vocals on that song, smart guy.

    • Dublyner

      14 years ago

      Yes sir.

    • RabidPossum

      14 years ago

      All preordained, A prisoner in chains
      A victim of venomous fate, Kicked in the face
      You can’t pray for a place, In heaven’s unearthly estate

    • RandalGraves

      14 years ago

      There are those who think that life has nothing left to chance,
      A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance.

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