SgtMajUSMC

Male
from Oviedo, FL

  • Activity

    • I need a new digital camera...

      12 years ago

      SgtMajUSMC

      I gots something to show y'all

    • Driving fucking owns!!!

      12 years ago

      SgtMajUSMC

      I would do this for a long time... Drivers make more than the damn Managers!!!

    • B...S......G..............

      12 years ago

      SgtMajUSMC

      One of my Cracks.....Sci Fi Channel has decided to be complete assholes, by releasing a 2 minute webisode on tuesdays and thursdays, up to the release date of season 3......October 6th......IT'S INHUMANE I TELL YOU!!!!!! Giving us such small doses....keeping us hooked with no chance of escape from the mental and physical torment of this life that we chose. No way to break the addiction........

      THEY'RE NAZI'S!!!!

    • Morrowind

      12 years ago

      SgtMajUSMC

      It's god's way of sucking the life out of me....well, Bjorg and Morrowind.....


      So not only Am I in mental anguish right now (happens when you still have a shot) but now I'm in financial anguish as well......life sucks.....

      Drink Coke, Play Again!

    • I'm a Bunny Goat!

      12 years ago

      SgtMajUSMC

      GET IT?!?! BUNNY GOAT? INSTEAD OF BILLY GOAT.....HA HA HAH Ha Ha hah heh heh he.......fine, It wasn't that funny...


      The RABBIT … THE VIRTUOUS RABBIT
      Mantra: Always prepared to help the world.

      The reserved Rabbit is very intelligent, intuitive and in touch with nature. Generous by definition, Rabbits can also be afraid of their own power. People trust them easily and admire them, but Rabbits themselves are cautious and discreet. Everywhere they go they create peace for others … but compromise their own inner harmony with sudden mood changes and fear. Rabbits are full of heart and love to take care of the wounded body, heart and soul -- they are gentle and kind.

      Capricorn

      The sure-footed Mountain Goat can climb to higher altitudes than any other mammal. And you sure-footed Capricorns are also well-suited for climbing. You set high goals for yourself and then you overcome whatever obstacles may appear between you and the top of your personal mountain. As you climb the ladder of success, your ambition pushes you forward. Status can be important to you and often, at the top of your game, you gain personal satisfaction by knowing that others respect you for what you have accomplished.

      Motto: "If opportunity doesn't knock, then build a door."
      Greatest Strength: Your ability to overcome obstacles
      Possible Weakness: Too much work and not enough play

    • Papa Johns....

      12 years ago

      SgtMajUSMC

      So, I'm about to be a delivery driver....may god have mercy on my gas tank...

    • Joke of the day...

      12 years ago

      SgtMajUSMC

      Idiot: The Government, maaaaaaan...They track your purcases with those club cards man...they like...know what your buying, maaaaaaaaan....

      Me: Yes, because, you know, the NSA gives a damn about me when I buy a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread....

    • Time For a new Journal...

      12 years ago

      SgtMajUSMC

      And here it is...

      Currently Playing:Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind GOTY(has the expansion packs in it)
      Currently Listening To:Whatever The Shuffle on My Nano Plays
      Currently Feeling:Anguish (Damn You Bjorg!)
      Current Opinion:BSG is in a Month, Steve Irwin shouldn't be dead, and life generally sucks...


      I'm gonna go sharpen my knives now...That always makes me feel better....after I go to work...

    • Pirates of The Caribbean 2...

      13 years ago

      SgtMajUSMC

      One Acronym describes that movie....

      O.M.F.G.


    • Woo-hoo

      13 years ago

      SgtMajUSMC

      As I have a habit of coming into work early and leaving late, plus I always take people's shifts when they need someone to, I have a habit of getting 10 or more hours of overtime.....at the loss of some sleep.....but who needs sleezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


      whu...huh.......oh yeah, where was I....

      work!

      I love it, I need it, I can't get enough of it!


      Except Fridays...Fridays are my day off of everything....

      And now for my lesson of the day:

      Two guys walk into a bar, why didn't the second guy duck?

      The lesson?

      Always think outside the parameters of that your are raised in knowing.

  • About Me

  • Comments (222)

    • crazycamels

      12 years ago

      cool dude marines r the shit man fuck navy pussys

    • ringo6483

      12 years ago

      Holy balls Phil... Cullen and I thought you died!

    • ringo6483

      12 years ago

      Oh where, oh where has my little Phil gone? Oh where, oh where can he beeeee?

    • Cerberus_

      12 years ago

      Eh, somone already answered it. No harm smiley6.gif

    • Cerberus_

      12 years ago

      He is.

    • Cerberus_

      12 years ago

      As a matter of fact, he did. His web was destroyed, but he built a new one in no time.

    • Cerberus_

      12 years ago

      Oooh, nice... I'll drop him in a shot galss of vodka and see what happens. If he drinks it, his name is Brian.
      If he dies... then I'm a bastard. smiley6.gif

    • USMCTarawa

      12 years ago

      new images+new journal=good.

    • USMCTarawa

      12 years ago

      My slvr+Your samsung=NOT GETTING ALONG

    • USMCTarawa

      12 years ago

      check zaku pic and halo 3 pic smiley8.gif

    • Cerberus_

      12 years ago

      HE LIIIIIIIVES! =O

    • ringo6483

      12 years ago

      Where the HELL have you been?!

    • USMCTarawa

      12 years ago

      i retract the last comment man fuck the past FUCK IT lets charge on into the future in a sidenote me and maegan are a teency bit better and we are going to seaworld sunday and shes coming over tomorrow for a possible back rub so i better make it good lol

      and yes i have no punctuation at least i sp311 c0rr3(t1Y lol

    • USMCTarawa

      13 years ago

      so when are you shipping out..... o wait your not becuase you didnt graduate and stole fucking beer

      well you didnt answer nightwolfs question smiley0.gif

      Post edited 8/16/06 1:22AM

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      so how many more months until you join the marines now?

    • Duste

      13 years ago

      Woot!

    • Duste

      13 years ago

      Hey; making sure you're not dead.

    • Cerberus_

      13 years ago

      Fair enough.

    • devilsangle0

      13 years ago

      thz truce at game?

    • ringo6483

      13 years ago

      FILL IT OUT! smiley0.gif

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      THAT'S the vague description? Shit...
      I mean I've played Vampire and all but... Shit.

    • Anomalous

      13 years ago

      That's a shame; hopefully it's all gone now.

    • Anomalous

      13 years ago

      Hey, that comment's between you and Rita. All I ask is, if it comes to fisticuffs, lemme watch.

    • Anomalous

      13 years ago

      Hm...Smokey, eh? Okay.

    • Anomalous

      13 years ago

      Sir yes sir!

    • Anomalous

      13 years ago

      You'll be happy to know that I've started the next episode and I'm...er...78 words into it. But hey, that's a start, right?

    • Cerberus_

      13 years ago

      Happy to help, as always.

    • Cerberus_

      13 years ago

      ...Curses! Foiled again!
      *fixes your pictures*

    • Cerberus_

      13 years ago

      Actually, didn't you get out first? Technically?
      The whole time zones thing and the quantum physics aspects... >.> <.< >.>

    • Thillbilli FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not A Cyberman

      13 years ago

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    • ringo6483

      13 years ago

      You have one new personal comment...

    • Megan327

      13 years ago

      Holy crap.

    • ringo6483

      13 years ago

      Haha, you probably should delete that... smiley6.gif

    • ringo6483

      13 years ago

      Your comment section needed some love... so I'll give it some.


      p.s. I'm glad you liked my song because I don't remember it. smiley4.gif

    • r0xx0rz

      13 years ago

      *Electrocutes small dinosaur*

      MWAHAHAHAHAHA

    • r0xx0rz

      13 years ago

      I will never see cattle prods in the same light again

    • r0xx0rz

      13 years ago

      Nothing so horrible should be so well written. That means the guy took time over it smiley4.gif

    • texas91

      13 years ago

      yeah then your going to be a Pvt or PFC in the Marines calling yourself a SgtMaj....thats better how? and another thing might wana start learing how to clean up after yourself...your Drill Intrsuctor ain't you mommy and won't clean up after you and you leave even the slightest mess if everything isn't 100% perfection...get ready for a nunch of new asshole to be ripped...just a friendly warning....you wana be a Marine...start preparing yourself now....cause your in for a rude awakening

    • Spartan026

      13 years ago

      Well, my friend, how long are you planning to stay in the Corps? It's gonna take me five years to join (one more year of HS, then four years of college). After that, I'm going through OCS.

    • Sakura18

      13 years ago

      Ok.....

      damnit im gonna have to try to get to sleep on time >.<

    • Sakura18

      13 years ago

      ...I just relized James has to work at night >.<
      we can go in the morning

    • muykiay

      13 years ago

      i know

    • GavinChaos20

      13 years ago

      You have more pictures of Chuck in your image space than...well...Chuck...

    • Cerberus_

      13 years ago

      That's right. I talk to those people from a cancelled sci-fi show, and they run around to the person I'm talking to and relay the information. It's quite complex.

    • Cerberus_

      13 years ago

      Noooo! Don't bend my wookiee!

    • Cerberus_

      13 years ago

      I know that smiley6.gif

    • Cerberus_

      13 years ago

      *Sees avatar*
      ZOMG hott gurl!!1

      *Clicks*
      ...dood ur a dude!?? lolz wtf??!?

    • Cerberus_

      13 years ago

      Nice, nice... I assume you're going?

    • ringo6483

      13 years ago

      Awwwww, you're so sweet Phil...

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