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    • Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V

      11 years ago

      ShadowFoxcoon

      These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts', and are
      Things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now

      Published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while
      These exchanges were actually taking place.

      ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
      WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
      WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
      WITNESS: Yes
      ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
      WITNESS: I forget.
      ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
      Forgot?
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that Morning?
      WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
      ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
      WITNESS: My name is Susan!
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
      WITNESS: We both do.
      ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
      WITNESS: We do.
      ATTORNEY: You do?
      WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
      _________________________ ___________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, He doesn't know about it until the next morning?
      WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he ?
      WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
      WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
      WITNESS: Yes.
      ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
      WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
      WITNESS: Yes.
      ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
      WITNESS: None.
      ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
      WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different Attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
      WITNESS: By death.
      ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
      WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
      WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
      ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
      WITNESS: Guess.
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition Notice which I sent to your attorney?
      WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead People?
      WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to Rephrase that?
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
      WITNESS: Oral.
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
      WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
      ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
      WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an Autopsy on him!
      ____________________________________________________________________
      ATTORNEY : Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
      WITNESS: Huh..are you qualified to ask that question?
      ____________________________________________________________________
      And the best for last:

      ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a Pulse?
      WITNESS: No..
      ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
      WITNESS: No.
      ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
      WITNESS: No.
      ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you Began the autopsy?
      WITNESS: No.
      ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
      WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
      ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, Nevertheless?
      WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing Law.


      These were so funny I just wanted to repost them so i never forgot them.

    • BDAY and General Stuff

      11 years ago

      ShadowFoxcoon

      First off, Brawl

      Finally released in the U.K. I got it the day it came out. It's very good and I reckon the best so far (Subject to personal views). I went through the campaign with my bro in about 9.30 hours. All characters in about 10. Overall it's a game that does have to be played with other people. You'd think this is where I would praise the on-line, but no. You have probably heard this before but it's laggy and it can't find any games, now i thought that this would of been fixed now that we've had to wait 6 months for it to be translated into all languages (Why Australia had this problem I don't know) But it's out and i give it a 8/10

      Next, I've played MGS4 round a friends house (The same one who lent me his 360 (I've got mine back now)) and i must say it's not everything i imagined. I think for a MGS game it's a bit too actiony, but i haven't had a good play through so i cant really comment.

      Finally IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
      On the 30th of June 1991 I was born and I now celebrate my 17th birthday. So far its been good (Got £225) and that's it really (Not that I'm complaining)

      Side note, other birthdays

      29th June - kzuelch
      30th June - Mine
      1st July - Halofoxgod

      Continue the link if you can, see if we can get the whole site connected.

    • Balloon Race

      11 years ago

      ShadowFoxcoon

      A balloon race has taken place, but this one is on the net.
      Support my ballon
      This is my balloon. To get your own go to www.playballoonacy.com/

      BTW, you have less than a day to enter.

    • My 360

      11 years ago

      ShadowFoxcoon

      Got red ringed again. Sent it away today, should be back next week sometime but thanks to a friend he's lending me his spare one for a while. smiley0.gif

    • New System

      11 years ago

      ShadowFoxcoon

      New system = No more mod points

      I'm thinking, how many people got sponsored by giving other people mod points in return.

      I'm guessing RvB sponsor profits just took a nose dive. Me being one of the people wanting to be sponsored that way.

      EDIT: Liking the new "hide idiotic posts" thing.

    • What If - 2

      11 years ago

      ShadowFoxcoon

      I have made another comic

      WhatIf-Comic2.png

      This one was very easy, no complex backgrounds, just lines and circles.
      Time to make aprox. 1h

    • I has a comic

      11 years ago

      ShadowFoxcoon

      A question we've all asked, why don't they just use the sniper rifle when they can see them. Answer, other wise the series would of been really boring.

      WhatIf-Comic1.png

      Just before i finished this i realised that Tucker still had his old armour on. You'll understand that if your a fan.
      Also, still working on a name.

    • Top Bar

      11 years ago

      ShadowFoxcoon

      Was the top bar of RvB like that yesterday, and why is it only on the RvB part and not the rest?

    • New site is awesome

      11 years ago

      ShadowFoxcoon

      My router is a bit weird. It only allows me on certain websites that have a nice IP address, the old RT site was one of these sites that didn't work. The new site with the new IP however allows me on fine. Thanks Gus.

    • Heads Up

      11 years ago

      ShadowFoxcoon

      Part 1 of friends purge has begun. If you off the list, we never talked and you had been offline for sometime, and you ha d rarely poster journals. so you won't notice anyway.

      115 started, 82 81 remain, someone just got banned.

      Now for some actual news, the A levels are upon us.

      That's is all.

      As i write this firefox.exe has encountered a problem and must close, but aslong as i don't press any of the buttons it still runs fine.

  • Comments (322)

    • raptordocker

      12 years ago

      Okay, no problem, thanks.

    • curryboy

      12 years ago

      screw england

    • raptordocker

      12 years ago

      Why did you nominate me in Dwarf_Ninjas' contest after I nominated myself?

    • marine

      12 years ago

      i sleep, but my computer dont <.<

    • coryq93

      12 years ago

      happy new year

    • Joe_2

      12 years ago

      1) fast computer
      2) I have to do a report on a community site & I chose this one...so im looking around.

    • Joe_2

      12 years ago

      Hello?
      I accepted the FR.

    • WarFighter

      12 years ago

      if you want to be a voice actor for my machinima, send me a voice file talking about you. (heres a hint: Put some energy to it)
      If I ever need someone with that voice tone, I'll call you.

    • marine

      12 years ago

      ty, and a merry christmas and a happy new year to you to.

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

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    • vampx

      12 years ago

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    • ShadowFoxcoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Allan still has my TAU. He cant remember where he put it.

    • kungfudude

      12 years ago

      HE doesnt so much any more, only when allan and i drag him into it. hehe

    • Spec_Ops098

      12 years ago

      I didnt know you played 40k.

    • swedish_bum

      13 years ago

      Can you pleas vote fote me here i would be thankfull :)

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=431836

    • swedish_bum

      13 years ago

      Spend Your mods on me So that my contest can take shape!

      And tell your friends to Check it out!!

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1052593

    • TheGuyThat

      13 years ago

      Hey

      I like your images

      they so cool

    • Tuckerbdum

      13 years ago

      i have not spoken to you in a while. i will cut you from my friends, but if you want to stay on, send me another.

    • killeCaboose

      13 years ago

      http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=765291 comp here join in for a luagh

    • ShadowFoxcoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      not much how ya doin. wot band u in and wots the url 4 makin the halo 2 picture

    • Judd_Chaos

      13 years ago

      lol your from the uk sup dude!!!!!

    • Fred2020

      13 years ago

      I gave you a few points because you gave me 7. I believe that's fair, isn't it?

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