Shifty373

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from Shropshire, England

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    • 3 years ago

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    • Motherfuckin' Shikari

      4 years ago

      Shifty373

      mutato nomine de te fabula narratur

      Edit: Thought the new album was released today, but apparently it hits on the 19th. Either way, here's a link to listen to the majority of the album: www.rocksound.tv/news/read/you-can-now-listen-...

    • 3 weeks....

      4 years ago

      Shifty373

      Wake me, when you need me.
      Halo Master Chief Collection.
      Nnnnnnnnnnnngggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • 4 years ago

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    • Last Action Hero

      5 years ago

      Shifty373

      One of these days I'm going to invest in wolverine-style healing speed so I don't have to miss out on all the fun and games. Cracking my head open, screwing up my arm, and now feeling like someone's got a fishing hook stuck in my side and is pulling me out of the water...but failing. Again and again. And then some.

      Come at me, bro !

      Oooooh, drug taking time, that'll take the edge off... if paracetamol ever felt like it did anything.

      I just had the worst shower of my life, practically crawling into it, and trying to keep my dressing dry without pulling my stitches apart in the process was horrific. And a little unnerving because I thought I was going to have to have someone come in and help me wash my manhood. Ughhhhh, goodbye dignity. Luckily I managed to man up and sort it out like a trooper. And now I'm just really bored sat back waiting for someone to get onto either PSN or XBL, cuz I iz booooored....

    • Selling Tickets!

      5 years ago

      Shifty373

      Download Festival Weekend Arena + 5 Night Camping......... £192.50
      Slam Dunk North (Leeds) + After party.......................................... £45.21

      Send me a message if you're interested.

    • Surgery...

      5 years ago

      Shifty373

      So, I just got a letter through the post saying that I'll be having surgery in 6 days.
      I won't be able to drive for 2 weeks, or be at work for 6...
      The day after the surgery I'll be heading up to Sheffield and then Leeds for Slam Dunk Festival.
      Also got my Download Festival tickets through the post, which I'll probably be selling because I'm currently the only person I know who is actually going...
      Message me if you want them (5 days early bird camping)

    • I'm dreaming of a weeeeird-ass adventure...

      5 years ago

      Shifty373

      So I just woke up after having a really weird dream where I was running from some dirty cops or evil secret organisation or something, oh and Ben Stiller was one of their head agents. My job was to get away from these people, but soon I realised that they weren't after me at all, but something I had been carrying.

      A DISC !

      Like a little mini disc, I have no idea why or what was on it, but before I knew how important it was I had met Geoff and Millie Ramsay inside a train station/busy terminal thing as I eluded the dirty cops. Luckily Geoff an Millie got away. Did I mention that Geoff was just walking along not really noticing anything was going on? He was acting a bit like a karate master might not wanting to fight. But you knew that if danger got close to him, he'd fuck shit up without needing to stop his walk.

      At one point I thought that they were going to get captured, so I stood against the random people who were going to attack them. As I was getting overcome, I felt a hand on my shoulder, thinking that I was about to get fucked up. I look round, expecting a fist to the face, instead who should stand there but Griffon, in a black suit.

      I was shocked.

      Was she a bad guy too?

      Nope!

      Together we wrecked what was left of our foe, and she went on her way, a double agent working to save Geoff and Millie, but really she wanted to kick the ass of whoever was hunting them. She vanished up an escalator with a smile on her face.

      Suddenly, a wild Ben Stiller appeared. He was at a loss for what happened to his men, but he revealed that one of his men had taken Griffon's earpiece communicator in the fight, and now he knew where she was, and where everyone she was communicating with was too.

      Tense music played, and it looked as if we were about to fight each other, then out of nowhere the lovechild of Jason Manford and Ricky Gervais appears (basically I don't remember the comedian's name, but he looked similar to Stiller) Anyway....
      The comedian appeared and began to take the piss out of Stiller. Stiller was impressed a took the jibes lightly and started commenting about how good the jokes were.

      But then we fought.

      Punches flew everywhere, but once the comedian knocked out Stiller, a bright light blinded us and I found myself running to warn the Ramsay's that they were in danger. When I finally got to the jungle ruin where they were hiding, all I found were a pile of bodies belonging to the corrupt organisation. Somehow we'd won, and government helicopters started to rope in police and FBI to secure everything. One agent walked up to us, and looked at Griffin and said "Director, your hat.." and handed over a baseball cap. I was surprised and that was pretty much the end of that weird dream-movie thing.

      Except after the credits, we were all sat in a sunny place on a slope with water coming down, .like a gentle waterfall, just relaxing with bevs and having a good time all around.
      And for some reason my cousins were there.
      And I had a wife who I'd never seen before in my life.
      And she had her cousins there.
      And I denied all knowledge of them or being related to them in any way..
      And that was it :D
      I have no idea why any of it.

  • Comments (33)

    • niall Bleep Bloop

      4 years ago

      Sup brah, got Kik?

    • MiniMoosey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ms. Moosey

      5 years ago

      why is it, that when you have all this time off, Im busy as hell but when I do find myself free you're nowhere to be found online..... GAH! hope your well buddy! talk soon :P x

    • apjwillis

      5 years ago

      Mod pls rejoin me

    • MiniMoosey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ms. Moosey

      5 years ago

      allo bff!

      • MiniMoosey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ms. Moosey

        5 years ago

        whoohoo!! :)

      • Shifty373

        5 years ago

        Most definitely :D

      • MiniMoosey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ms. Moosey

        5 years ago

        ...we're besties right? lol

      • Shifty373

        5 years ago

        Ca va ?

      • MiniMoosey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Ms. Moosey

        5 years ago

        BFF ! smiley0.gif

    • TopazWolf

      12 years ago

      w00t online :-)

    • TopazWolf

      12 years ago

      Shifty !!!! :-D .....

      <high voice> Hewwwwooooo :-p

    • Wisehammer

      12 years ago

      WHAT!!?!?!?!?!

    • TopazWolf

      12 years ago

      You and my brother = ewwww
      You and Unsung = hmmmm.....

    • Shifty373

      12 years ago

      thanks for the advice, only thing was it onlyed showed up after i pressed lots of different buttons to make it appear... one of them was turning the power

    • Narra

      13 years ago

      WOW, I didn't realise you were signed up to red vs blue. Hello dude.

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

      Congratulations on being here at RvB for six months!

      I created a banner for you Here, you can download it and post it if you like.,
      OR, just delete this message and go on with your life! smiley0.gif

    • TopazWolf

      13 years ago

      Hey Shifty :-) How are you??

    • Shifty373

      13 years ago

      nicely done

    • Assassin_XXx

      13 years ago

      Ugh, double post.

    • Assassin_XXx

      13 years ago

      Yea, my comment box is empty. Blah.

    • Assassin_XXx

      13 years ago

      Yea, my comment box is empty. Blah.

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