Shivo_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

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  • Activity

    • lol

      12 years ago

      Shivo_

      Man i havn't been here in forever. ok i'll admit it i got addicted to MySpace. if yall wanna hang out on myspace you can find my site at www.myspace.com/shadow904

    • not dead

      13 years ago

      Shivo_

      just so yall know i'm not dead. i've just got school right now. my computers up and is running perfectly

    • 5 Days and counting

      13 years ago

      Shivo_

      we are rebooting our computer in 5 days (fingers crossed). if you dont know why read my last journal.

    • Update on my internet

      13 years ago

      Shivo_

      My internet is still down. we called altell and they took us through steps to get it back. on the last step of the process they told us to do a system scan to see if the computer reognized the internet. when we did that a bunch of hyrogliphics popped up pointing and laughing at me. the customer service lady said that apparently a hacker got into our computer and disatached our internet from our computer and planted a virus that launched itself when we did the scan. so now we are preparing to reboot the entire computer to get the internet back. so i should be back full time within a couple weeks.

    • none this week

      13 years ago

      Shivo_

      {i'm writing this from my moms work.} sorry guys, i cant get any jokes this week...i killed my internet...again.

    • Weekly jokes #3

      13 years ago

      Shivo_

      sorry this is a little late.

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      weekly favorite

      What goes clipety clop clipety clop bang bang?



      and amish driveby
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      Animal Joke

      One day a duck went to the supermarket. He went up and down the aisles. Then he walked up to the store manager and said, "Got any Duck food?" The manager replied, "No, we only have people food here." The duck left.

      The next day the duck went back to the supermarket. He went up and down the aisles. He walked up to the manager and said, "Got any duck food?" He replied, "No! We only sell people food here and if you ask me again I will nail your feet to the ground!" The duck left.

      The duck returned to the supermarket the next day. He walked up and down the aisles. He walked up to the manager and asked, "Got any nails?" He replied, "No." Then the duck asked, "Got any duck food?"
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      Blonde Joke

      A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio.

      He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and sent her on her way.

      After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."

      After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.

      A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.

      When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't remember anything after I turned off the big fan."
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      Chuck Norris Joke

      Every time Chuck Norris enters a bathroom he clogs the toilet...even when he pees.

    • Weekly jokes #2

      13 years ago

      Shivo_

      My brother is 13 today, so happy birthday to him. My girlfriends 15th B-day was yesterday, so a very very happy birthday to her!


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      Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

      "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.

      Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

      The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all). When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.

      To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

      Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
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      Animal Joke

      A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."

      The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"

      "Yes," motioned the monkey.

      "What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer.

      The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

      "What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. "They were smoking?"

      The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

      "What else?" The monkey continued motioning. "They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

      The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

      "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."

      The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

      "What were you doing during all this?"

      "Driving" motioned the monkey.
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      Blonde Joke

      A man was on a flight to New York from LA. He was sitting next to a blonde lady. He decided to have some fun, so he asked the blonde to play a game. The game went like this: he would ask a question, and if she didn't know the answer, she would pay him $10, and vis versa.

      The blonde refused, and tried to take a nap, but the man, instead of giving up, said "I'll pay you $100 for every question I don't know, and you can only pay me $10. Okay?" The blonde finally accepted.

      The man asked: "Who is the leader of Russia?" The blonde promptly handed him a $10 bill. Then she asked: "What is black and white and runs up hills backwards?" The man pondered on this for a while, then took out his laptop and preceeded to check all his references, email all his friends, and ask the question in chat rooms.

      After an hour the man handed the blonde $100, then asked "What was it anyway?" The blonde handed him a $10 bill and chuckled.
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      Chuck Norris

      Chuck Norris once got in a fight with a wolverine, the wolverine bit off chuck norris's left testicle...we now know it by it's scientific name, Jupiter

    • Weekly joke

      13 years ago

      Shivo_

      Well i know its a little early, but half my frinds are on so i thought i might as well post my weekly jokes.
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      A couple came upon a wishing well one day.

      The husband leaned over and made a wish and threw in a penny.

      The wife decided to make a wish, too!

      But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and was yelling and screaming because she was all wet.

      The husband was stunned for a while, but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
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      Blonde Joke

      There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." She swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

      The redhead said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

      So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!"

      So she swam back!

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      Animal Joke

      It's a sunny morning in a big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge!" he squeaks.

      Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

      Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, "For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
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      Chuck Norris Joke

      Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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    • Jokes

      13 years ago

      Shivo_

      well alot of you liked the joke about the barbie so i've decided to start having weekly jokes. i will post a joke every saturday starting Saturday May 6. please if you like the joke mod it for me. i'm trying to get to karma 20 .

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      in other news... ya i'm grounded. i had a 62 in geometry. i'm not even supposed to be on right now. my parents just aren't home. so i might be visiting the site a little less than usual.

      0% to level 20

    • Divorced Barbie

      13 years ago

      Shivo_

      just got this in an email (thank you omfg18)

      One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that
      it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
      salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"


      The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
      Work out Barbie for $19.95
      Shopping Barbie for $19.95
      Beach Barbie for $19.95
      Disco Barbie for $19.95
      Divorced Barbie for $265.95

      The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the
      others only $19.95?"

      The salesperson annoyingly answers : "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
      Ken's Car,
      Ken's House,
      Ken's Boat,
      Ken's Furniture,
      Ken's Computer and...
      One of Ken's Friends.

  • About Me

  • Comments (56)

    • Nudge1

      11 years ago

      Ah, fair enough smiley8.gif

    • pimpmidget

      12 years ago

      is your last name Miller?

    • jake_bond

      12 years ago

      wow. no one's called me Jakey in forever. i never get on here either. I'm a myspace addict

    • BigBossMike

      12 years ago

      O my GOD youre online

    • CaB00se77

      12 years ago

      omg, are you serious?!?!!?

      You hella lucky, she fine

    • BigBossMike

      12 years ago

      WHERE ARE YOU ANDYHOLE? WHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE?

    • CaB00se77

      12 years ago

      look when you neg mod me it takes down my karma, please refrain from that or i will block you


      Blocking her does not disable the negmodding ability.

    • irisvirus

      12 years ago

      hey bitch wake the crap up and do something on ur website........ well nevermind go back to sleep ...rvb is dying anyway

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      d8961412.jpg

    • BigBossMike

      12 years ago

      Got my 360. Gettin Live in a few days. How bout you?

    • BigBossMike

      12 years ago

      Hey Andy, U gotta help me come up With a new Gamertag.

    • omfg18

      13 years ago

      wow, for once it actually says ur online. lol

    • irisvirus

      13 years ago

      wasuuuuuuuuuuuup!

    • irisvirus

      13 years ago

      im one step closer to a frag fest ..... i got burnout revenge and oblivion (which is awsome) for the 360 and a rechargable battery pack ........... all i need is a permanent live connection ...... a bigger tv ..... more controllers and battery packs...... a bigger library of multiplayer games ..... possibly a surround sound system and we'll be set ...... damn

      xbox 360 = $ 399
      xbox 360 game = $59/each
      big ass tv = around $800
      frag fest = a lot of moo-lah
      playing with yourself = priceless

      p.s .......... i have a story to tell on monday on how i grew back a major part of my spine ..........

    • irisvirus

      13 years ago

      dude ... i signed up and got a free month of gold ..... yeah i played for 2 hours last night online with Prey .....awesome ..... i came in first twice ...... its awesome ...... whenever i get more controllers ...ya'll are coming over for a frag fest ......

    • irisvirus

      13 years ago

      level 23 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!....... oh yeah

    • irisvirus

      13 years ago

      ha ..... did it ..... i got level 22 .... and currently 47 percent and 22 mod points ....... woot .....

    • ShadowRaptor

      13 years ago

      Hey I'm in another contest for alot of mods and I was hoping you could vote for me here The rules are that you can vote for me twice a day, but the votes must be at least 3 hours apart...so if you could vote for me twice, that would be great...thanks.

    • ShadowRaptor

      13 years ago

      Hey can you vote for me here thanks.

    • Tucker20

      13 years ago

      i wouldnt regularly do this but will u vote 4 me.if no i understand
      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1095434
      -thanks moe

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      I'm making some friend cuts, and I'm afraid you didn't quite make the cut. Hopefully, nothing much will change, and not being on my friends list won't put you at a disadvantage to anyone else, as I don't post any friends only contests or anything like that. As long as you comment on me, I should comment on you. PLEASE NOTE: I'm not removing you because I dislike you, but its annoying having to navigate through pages and pages of friends.

      Hopefully theres no hard feelings, and I hope to talk to you again sometime. If this IS the last time I talk to you, best luck for the future.

      (This message will be used on every person I cut, so if you have any complaints, questions or anything just message me).

    • Shadow69

      13 years ago

      My contest started! You are in it so check out my newest journal!

    • Tucker20

      13 years ago

      if u are not busy will u write 2 me

    • fritzmonkey

      13 years ago

      ff vii is one of the best ff games out there. i was talking about advent children though

    • fritzmonkey

      13 years ago

      its final fantisy vii: advent children. its a movie.

    • fritzmonkey

      13 years ago

      um...advent children isn't a game. its a movie.

    • Kipnugget

      13 years ago

      Yup. Any hairdryer should do. Just aim it on the backside of the jewel (if you took it off the xbox) for a few minutes.

    • Kipnugget

      13 years ago

      With a hairdryer. It takes some time, but you don't screw up the jewel.
      (that happens if you drill a hole under it and slam it off with a screwdriver, also known as the "caveman method")

    • Kipnugget

      13 years ago

      Neither have I, after buying a Xbox and a projector.... So now I'm saving money for a 360 :D

    • Kipnugget

      13 years ago

      It's not that much for a Xbox these days... ; )

    • Nudge1

      13 years ago

      Thanks for the easter message, sorry it's been so long for me to reply... Incidently I diserve a slap on the wrist; It seems that somehow you were not on my watch list (and I do try to keep up with all my friends.. this has now been fixed, and I shall comment away at your stuff in the future smiley0.gif

    • powerdumps

      13 years ago

      and yes im very pround of my paind
      it was halla hard though and it tok like 4 days

    • powerdumps

      13 years ago

      ive never snowboarded either

    • AtelC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Happy Easter man

    • 1CalledSteve

      13 years ago

      Ah, thanks man. Enjoy your easter sunday as well!

    • Indiscreet

      13 years ago

      Thanks, same to you Shadow.

    • xXxREBELxXx

      13 years ago

      maybe........^__^

    • EgoDeusEst

      13 years ago

      Yup, slow internet sucks.

    • EgoDeusEst

      13 years ago

      ya what do you use to make vids?

      If by that you mean where I got the footage from, it's from Final Fantasy Advent Children.

    • mytmouse4

      13 years ago

      Do you play BHD on PC?

    • ShadowRaptor

      13 years ago

      Please vote for me here rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=727115

    • 1CalledSteve

      13 years ago

      I need some help. Today is my friend's birthday and i'm trying to get a bunch of mods for her. Please see my journal for details if you can spare some. thanks

    • 1CalledSteve

      13 years ago

      Hey, i love your pictures with the Man vs. Woman, it's great to see my Dad lose countless arguments...

    • irisvirus

      13 years ago

      congrats you have been infected with the iris virus ... it is an uncurabel VD that causes your man parts to shrivel and fall off it is caused by nonstop torture to irisvirus


      good day sir

    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

      lol yes the gw pic is awsome that armor is 1.5 million gold lol

    • Shivo_ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      lol i got ure back trekk

    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

      headerkl.jpgHERE

    • Flask

      13 years ago

      Have a Happy new year, uhh yah, a happy one, not a bad one, or stressful one, or a " i want to commit suicide" one.

    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

      Vote Here For Me Plz :) smiley6.gifHERE THANKS

    • atoria1114

      13 years ago

      i like your pic's :)

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