Shortspork

Female
from Martin, TN

  • Activity

    • NO WAY

      7 years ago

      Shortspork

      So. Haven't logged into this site for a couple years or so.

      BUT I TOTALLY REMEMBERED MY PASSWORD

      That means I get to leave work early, right?

    • So...

      12 years ago

      Shortspork

      I was searching for funny pictures of cats, and I somehow stumbled upon this.:

      Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith in chinese...subtitled horribly (and hilariously) into english.

      Seriously, read the subtitles. I don't even know much about Star Wars, but this really made me laugh.

    • Yup.

      12 years ago

      Shortspork

      I no longer felt the need to have pictures of myself on this site anymore.

      EDIT: I did have an explanation for deleting my pictures, but I decided to take that part of the entry out. And I'll just leave it at this.

      Marle

    • Uugggggh.

      12 years ago

      Shortspork

      Haven't been on here in foreverrrrrr.

      And I'm still too lazy to update.

      Oh, college still sucks.

      So, uh...yeah.

    • Freeeezing.

      12 years ago

      Shortspork

      It feels like it's 20 degrees in my house. faisongasdkgs

      My hands and feet are ice. My fingernails are turning deeper shades of purple as I sit at the computer.

      Oh, and by the way, this is an update, if you didn't notice. I know! An update! -gasp-

      I just really haven't had time to do much on this site, other than check my watchlist.

      Even though I'm freezing, I'm glad that fall is here. I can't wait for all of the leaves to change colors. A friend of mine, Eric, has been talking with me about taking pictures at New Hope when the leaves turn, so I'm looking forward to that. He and I both thought it would be awesome if we did an art exhibit at our college together with our photography. Eric definitely has an eye for photos, so I'd love to partner up with him and do a show.

      If only we had a photography class at UTM. But, alas, we don't. I've heard of a photography club, but that's just not the same.

      I've been doing lots of art work lately in my two studio classes, and I'm enjoying it. I'm painting my wood sculpture thingy in 3-D class, and I find that relaxing. I lose track of time while doing it (hence, almost being late to work the other day).

      I'm also working on 'symbolic doodles' in 2-D, which was frustrating at some points because I just couldn't get some things to connect with the meanings we're supposed to portray. You see, Prof Stout gives us a series of words, such as sleep-awake-action or nonbeing-birth-transformation, and we have to create symbolic doodles to represent them. I have 5 out of 6 now, and the one I'm having trouble with is motivation-response-results. Damnit. smiley4.gif Eh, I'm sure I'll make something up.

      So...yeah. My other classes are going well. I shot a 21 in archery Thursday, which is pretty damn good for me, considering I've had no training in shooting bows before now and I'm using a recurve that I believe has a 40-pound draw on it (Stfu, I'm weak). I was about an inch away from hitting the bullseye, so that made me happy. Now, if I can only HIT the bullseye.

      Emy and Seth went to the Reelfoot Arts and Crafts fair/convention/lalapalooza thing today. I wish I could've gone, but I didn't want to push myself to get to work on time (the art fair is about an hour from here). And I also wanted to take a nap.

      And that I did. It was a nice nap. I had a weird dream with my cat Rufus and a skunk. Hrm. smiley3.gif

      Oh, I still love Justin. smiley12.gif

      And uh....yep. I just checked. Still fucking freezing.

    • OK Go!

      12 years ago

      Shortspork

      OK Go has got to have one of the coolest music videos I've seen in a while. It's not flashy or graphically mindblowing...but...

      They're pretty much dancing on treadmills. I find it awesome.

      The music's not bad, either.

      If you can find it on youtube, I recommend you watch it.

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    • Huh?

      12 years ago

      Shortspork

      So, I had this dream last night that pretty much freaked me out. Well, actually, I've been having weird dreams back-to-back for a while now, but this one especially.

      Okay, prelude to the dream. I went to this festival that my town has every year with Emy last night, and we ended up hanging out two guy friends that we hadn't really seen in a while - Baker and Derek. I hadn't seen Derek in about...9 months or so. Yeah, it had been a while. So, we all spent most of our night catching up with each other and having a blast. It was great hanging out with them. Derek always cracks me up.

      Anyway, on to my dream. I remember bits and pieces of a majority of the dream, but the part that really stuck with me was the portion Derek was in. I remember hanging out with him, and then suddenly he died. Come to think of it, I can't remember what it was that killed him, but I do remember it being something that seemed as though it shouldn't have killed him.

      Now, here's the weird part. There was a funeral held the day after he died. I went to see him along with someone else (can't recall, although I'm sure it was a guy. Maybe his dad). It was an open casket, so I was looking at him when, all of a sudden, his body twitches. I hear the other guy say, "Oh my god, he's alive!" I reach my hand into the casket and put it into his hand. He starts shaking violently, grabs my hand, and then jumps up and OUT of the casket.

      Then the rest of my dream continues as though he never died. I was so confused when I woke up. smiley4.gif

      Oh, yeah. Baker totally got ripped off last night by a carnie. Ended up paying 48 bucks for a cheap-looking stuffed toy that he thought he was getting for free.

      And I just remembered that I was going to go by Seth's house, since him and Emy are spending the weekend there. Oops. Ah, well. I'll be going there tomorrow after work. I'm sure there will be plenty of Halo. smiley0.gif

      As a side note, I found out today that the new The Shins CD won't be coming out until January. They also have this new t-shirt that I REALLY REALLY WANT.

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    • Blech.

      12 years ago

      Shortspork

      Anyone else heard The Killer's new single that's circulating in radio-dom?

      If so, does anyone else think IT SUCKS?

      I mean......FUCKING SUCKS?

      Now, I'll admit, I liked the singles they put out from their first CD (even though people quickly wore them out by playing them repeatedly), but this new song of theirs....

      ...just....

      SUCKS ASS.

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    • Solace

      12 years ago

      Shortspork

      Today is just one of those days where I want to drive mindlessly around town and hang out with Emy and Seth.

      It feels nice outside today.

      Maybe I'll photoshop.

      Fuck. smiley4.gif

    • False Alarm

      12 years ago

      Shortspork

      I'm trying to put this thing to bed
      I've drugged it in its sleep
      There isn't many memories
      I'm comfortable to keep

      This ball keeps rolling on
      It's heading for the streets
      Keep expecting you to send for me
      The invitation never comes

      Each time I turn around
      There's nothing there at all
      So tell me why I feel like
      I'm up against a wall

      But maybe it's a false alarm
      And all the answers sound the same
      Just colors bleeding into one
      That doesn't have a name
      Maybe I can't see
      Maybe it's just me

      Now the curtain's coming up
      The audience is still
      I'm struggling to cater for
      The space I'm meant to fill

      And distance doesn't care

      Each time I turn around
      Maybe it's a false alarm

      I'm trying to put this thing to bed
      I drugged it in its sleep
      Remember what you said
      Are you comfortable to keep it?

      I appreciate music with lyrics that reach out to me, that speak to me. Thanks, KT Tunstall.

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  • Comments (554)

    • CeffJolquitt

      11 years ago

      birthday girl smiley9.gif

    • Amor_Vincit

      12 years ago

      *huggles* smiley12.gif

    • archalemnon

      12 years ago

      I hate you......
      But I'm glad that finals are semi over.

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      every time i hear "honeybear" by the yeah yeah yeahs, all i can think about is going to your mcdonald's and getting a ceasar salad. you'd think my mind could've associated something a little cooler

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      12 years ago

      I'm Marle (Mar-lee)

      Did you put the phonetics because of Jeff mispronouncing your name when he met you? Haha.

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      hey there senorita beso. you still alive? if you call tonight, i swear i'll give you a cookie.

      piosh keeps licking my arm and waking me up. then she looks at me and goes "......meow!" what a ho

    • UpCharles

      12 years ago

      Oh marrrleeeeee.... Justin tells me (meaning everyone who read he recent journal) that you're getting stressed with lots of work to do. That sucks! My head feels like it's going to fall off, too. You may borrow my super glue... :-)

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      posh's blinding whiteness makes me look less caucasian.....kind of like what i look like next to you.

      glad you like the shirt. maybe i should've kept it......i could have worn it at the wedding

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      yeah, you would type a P.S.S. that's why you're a jackass.

      i mean, i love you endearingly.....and my pee smells like coffee

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      12 years ago

      Yay Happy New Year!

    • archalemnon

      12 years ago

      You are a douche.......... ^_^ Hope you had a great Christmas. And try to keep Emily in line while I work my life away at 3J's from one to nine in the morning ;_;

      I really need to find a new job.

    • GreenGoose

      12 years ago

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    • archalemnon

      12 years ago

      Hey, bitoch. When you gonna come over again? You haven't been ignoring us, have you?

      ok. bye douche.

    • AdarkenedSky

      12 years ago

      i see how you are then ....gonna sign in and not leave me a comment :P j/k anyways you really need to show me what all there is to do on this thing you guys say this is better than myspace so far not impressed......other than the fact that i can watch red vs. blue that's cool but other than that not impressed

    • AdarkenedSky

      12 years ago

      yeah it's me the cool one lol finally i have come to rooster teeth and now i'm here....now what!? i'm so lost! oh well lol

    • ScarlotRose

      12 years ago

      hey! i looked at the web site that your picture is from, its very interesting stuff, where on earth did you find this?

    • Jimmybaby

      12 years ago

      yea. religion professors have huge egos. and muscles apparently.

    • Kaine

      12 years ago

      I'm hosting another image contest! Just click on my profile and read my journal. Did you enter my last one?

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      whoa.....you're a sponsor again? go figure

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      i never talk to you on here anymore. so i'm saying hi. i think i might start saying stuff in other languages again in an attempt to make your ears red

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      12 years ago

      Hey, it's your turn. Doing this for everyone on my watchlist. So check this out when you have the chance.

      Everything below the -------------------------- line atleast.

    • NicoleAnne

      12 years ago

      you're actually heard of the format, and you're not from arizona... no way, awesome!

    • archalemnon

      12 years ago

      Don't be hatin'!

    • cutmeugly

      12 years ago

      Awe is good.

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      i photoshopped. i wanted to send it to you in an email, but i don't know if it's full from all the songs i sent. so i'm giving it to you here. i hope you like it. i spent about 2 hours working on it. it would probably look better, or at least more professional, if i didn't put that one picture in it, but i thought it was such an awesome one. you and your eating berries......

      looksok.jpg

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      ....i thought you were going to call when you watched it smiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gif

    • Jardinle

      12 years ago

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      I got bord and this seemed like a good picture to edit

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      .....i love you too. guess that and all those unnecessary mods meant you like it?

      speaking of mods, i can't wait to get around 100 again. your ass is going to get swamped with them....AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH



      oh, i got you covered khurram..... smiley4.gif

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      12 years ago

      Thanks, I hope I get better too. [Insert that sideways scrunch smilie here.]

      Ouch, getting sick is the worst feeling. Especially that tiredness you get from it. I'm going to sleep as soon as I finish typing this journal.

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      12 years ago

      Yeah I should've kicked their ass, but unfortunately they left while I was sleeping this morning.

      And noo...I'm getting sick! My nose is all blocked, and my head feels weird, and I just wannaaaaaa sleeeeeeep.

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      12 years ago

      Yeah...my cousin's came over this weekend, and one of them were using my Lappy and they got me 3 viruses. I'm having some trouble deleting them. Everytime I do, they come back.

      Damn them.

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      you're in for a treat tonight. i just poured my heart out to you in text

    • CeffJolquitt

      12 years ago

      aw thank you! im quite proud of it

    • archalemnon

      12 years ago

      I didn't know how to spell douche, and it's a miracle that you actually got online again 0.0

      Now you just need to update........... douchebag.

    • archalemnon

      12 years ago

      You... are such a douch.

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      and tomorrow i'm going to make some pictures for you. tonight i might try another photoshoparoo. and fuck it up again. but damnit, I TRY

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      you're so damn good at it, though. TEACH ME!!!!!

      i hate classes, by the way

    • ximsoweirdx

      12 years ago

      Oh sweet!!!
      That looks great!!
      Thank you thank you thank you!
      Aww I love it!
      ^___^

    • ximsoweirdx

      12 years ago

      Aw mannnnn.
      I cant see it
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      I'm sure that it looks amazing
      Wonder if its due to something wrong with RvB

    • archalemnon

      12 years ago

      As Justin put it. I..... Hate..... You.

      UPDATE!!!!!!!!! >.<

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      i........hate........you.

      i'm fucking jiggling. a song came on by the ditty bops and i started jiggling, and i mean really jiggling.....without knowing it. took me about 20 seconds to figure out what the hell i was doing

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      just got your message about wal-mart. speaking of which, i don't think what i was telling you last night was really the problem with my sadness. it almost made sense, but i really don't ever think about stuff like that. maybe once, but that was it. i think it might be something else. but i'll talk to you about it on the phone then. until then, i hope you have a great day. i've gotta go get ready for some more frisbee now

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      why the dropkick? i mean, i really don't disapprove because dropkicking is like touching god or something.

      jim gaffigan is talking about hot pockets right now on tv. and i can't help but think of you. "let's fill a pop-tart with nasty meat".

      sorry about the random comment from earlier. i thought you'd like it, though

    • graveyman

      12 years ago

      so your Marlee? kool Ive heard alot about you from sev_erd .... wow that sounded a lot less stalkerish in my head

      so is it okay if i send you an fr or must i prove myself ?

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      mount everest met its match when a peruvian wrestling fern made a last second wall street investment in captain crunch. mother grunted in a constipated fashion, dressing herself in tomato paste. capricorns are more likely to anally assualt mascots

    • Snapshot

      12 years ago

      Douche. You logged on just 2 hours ago and didn't even update. I hate you. Forever! -thunderclap-

    • kokopelli73

      12 years ago

      Ha - I didn't even think of that one. smiley4.gif

    • kokopelli73

      12 years ago

      Random question of the day - how do you pronounce your name? Is it Marl, Marlay, Marlah?
      Just wonderin...

    • sev_ered

      12 years ago

      that snow patrol song is really good. i thought you were talking about a different one. this was the first time i heard the one you were talking about......but wow......all i can say

    • Jimmybaby

      13 years ago

      im not sure...it looks kinda like an easter egg

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