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    • So

      14 years ago

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      Trains are for suckers with a flexible bank account.

      Plane it is.

    • Red Tide

      14 years ago

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      Greatest Nature-ish experience I've ever had. My hands were SPARKLING! I had blue bursts of light uner my feet when I walked. I could trails of light under my fingers as I ran it over the sand. EDIT THANKS TO CORY:The bioluminescence you're talking about isn't caused by fish, it's caused by dinoflagellates (single celled planktonic things, same things that caused the red tide). There are fish that do bioluminesce, but the light isn't in their spooge (if that's what you meant by glow juice. And if it did it wouldn't be called bioluminescence, bioluminescence is light produced by a chemucal reaction within an organism.)--And when the waves broke up to the shore... ugh, looked like a spaceship it was so bright. If anyone ever has a chance to encounter those bioluminescent fuckers, do it. Sadly, my camera didn't pick up any of it. I did get a pic of the reddish water though
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      But we did make a fire in the pits WIthout Using Matches on the beach. And apparently, fire does weird/cool things to my camera. Observe:

      The fellers
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      This looks PS'd but it's not. It's just poorly taken
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      Yogi, James, and...Yogi's....smoke...twin...
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      Hooray for Streaking pics
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      Me getting as close as I could stand, burned like hell
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      High angle pic of me
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      High angle pic of James
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      Crotch Cam from James
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      The hellfires engulfing James' evil spirit, and evading Jermaine's pureness. Weird part was, the camera was pointed completely away from the fire
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      And the prerequisite group pic to caption one of them surreal nights
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      But here, here we have the absolute weirdest picture I've ever taken.

      So, we're all gathered around the pit. I decide to do a low angle shot, and basically hold the camera low while aiming up at us. The lens was pointed AWAY from the pit. And yet....somehow...someway...the pit ended up in the picture.... look
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      The only explanation I can think of is that the image of the pit somehow reflected off of the smoke. Even that's far-fetched. I really have no idea how this happened. Pretty trippy though =D



      P.S.
      Mexicans
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      And also, all of the funny/retarded/time killing links are still in the previous journal, of course.

    • Inexperienced Targets

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      If you have never had a hit put out on you before, here's how it works:

      You've obviously made an enemy out of a powerful person, or you're so much of a dick that some other dick wants you dead. Those people would then come to me, a contract killer, and put a bounty on you. Once the bounty is in place, I set about killing you in a manner which cannot be traced back to my client. Everybody wins. Yes everybody, because if you're enough of a jerk to get a hit put on you, then you probably deserved to die in the first place.

      Now what I'm getting at here is that all sorts of targets feel the need to survive, and call the police. Thus ruining any chance for people like me to cash in. This is a direct threat to the livelihood of myself, my family, and the workers in my field. You people should be more considerate if you happen to find out about the bounty. Just realize that your time is up, and that you'll be helping put food on a family's table. Maybe you could even work with the killers to make your death seem more like an accident. That would be a very generous thing to do.

      Just.. keep this in mind.. this is how many people pay their bills and live. It's not a glamorous job but at least you can die right.

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    • Everything That Could Go Wrong....

      14 years ago

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      5:45pm - Jermaine comes over with news that Dustin will be needing us to pick him up from the airport. But Jermaine's car isn't big enough to hold Dustin, Dustin's dad, and Dustin's little brother. Plus myself for an extra set of eyes with directions. But this has already been planned for. Jermaine and I would be allowed to use Dustin's mom's SUV to cart everyone back from the John Wayne airport.
      --Why they were using the John Wayne airport 50 miles away, and not the Ontario airport 12 miles away, I still don't know. In any case, their flight was set to arrive at 10:30pm. We watched a dayum fine Monday Night RAW and headed out around 8:20pm to make sure we made it to the unfamiliar airport with time to spare. We picked up the SUV and assured the mom that we'd bring the family home safely.

      9:10 pm - We arrive at the freeway exit that will take us to the airport. We promtly take the exit and are led into a confusing bunch of lanes and signs. We pass the terminals, but aren't allowed to park right near the entrances, so we continue driving not thinking to park in the structures. The road we were on took us away from and out of the airport. Problem is, we didn't know how to get back in. No big deal, we drive around for 15 minutes and find our way back, and park.

      10:30pm - We find the correct gate, and spend an hour+ people watching and arguing pointless logical/philosophical topics. Their flight arrived, and they were nowhere to be found. We waited for another hour or so watching the gate empty and people grab their luggage with no sign of Dustin or his family. We waited and waited, and paged the terminals, and expected phone calls on Jermaine's slowly fading cell phone. But nothing. We look back at the flight screen to find that their flight had actually been delayed numerous times and would arrive at 1:09am. Leaving us there to wait. So it's about 12:20am and we're starving so we set out to get something to eat. Jermaine's phone really could die at any moment, so he cuts it off. Amidst our search for food was an empty 24 hour del taco, and a Carl's jr. that was literally impossible to enter because of construction. But they were open. At that point 1am had rolled around so we headed for the airport again.

      1:15am - The airport is closing. No sign of anybody. We get word from another person waiting around that their flight wasn't allowed to come into our airport and actually landed in LAX.....65 miles away. But, there was supposedly a bus that they could've gotten on to take them to where we are. So we sit and wait.

      1:30am - Jermaine turns on his cell phone and finds he has a voice message.

      Dustin: "Hey jermaine, it's 12:28. Gimme a call when you get this."

      And he turned his phone off at 12:20, give or take. What we found out is that Dustin and his family didn't take that bus, and were waiting at LAX for us to come get them. So we go the parking garage, and since the airport is closing, there wasn't really anybody to raise the arm dealie so we could get out. So we were trapped by a stupid wooden arm for another 10 minutes until someone heard us honking the horn.

      1:55am - We're on the freeway. It's mostly empty, and we're joking about how it's funny how cars can go 90 when there's a ton of them but when the highways are empty it's all the sudden some huge threat to go fast. And we joked about how much it would suck if cops could disguise themselves as taxis. And we laughed and a taxi passed us. And not 5 seconds later were there sirens behind us. Jermaine got a fucking ticket. Clocked him at 88 in a 65, when the other 6 cars around us were doing the same, if not faster. So, we continue the rest of the 60 miles to LAX an find Dustin and his family easily enough. His dad drives back, we didn't eat, Jermaine may not be able to get that ticket off his record, and I just got home as of 4:05am.

      Did I mention there was a ridiculous bunch of lightning going on over our heads the entire time?

    • Lollersnaps

      14 years ago

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      Hiei Masamune (7:43:46 PM): I should get an Asian male order bride. Not to have sex with so much as to constantly berate.
      Hiei Masamune (7:43:54 PM): MAIL* DONT YOU DARE

      Several minutes later.

      Hiei Masamune (7:46:15 PM): I really fucked myself with that sentence.
      BlayzinGlory (7:46:28 PM): And that male order bride helped too
      BlayzinGlory (7:46:45 PM): =D
      Hiei Masamune (7:46:48 PM): : (

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    • iplayforfree

      13 years ago

      I've never seen a nonexistant member featured user before.

    • Jericho941 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      BURNIE SHOVED THE BLACK MAN BACK INTO THE FREEZER

    • RoboEmu

      13 years ago

      Here comes the comment rape.... of which i'm not helping in anyway.

      : /

    • mime90

      13 years ago


      TAG YOU ARE IT!


      The Game of Tag
      If I tagged you... HA! You now have to follow the rules of the game:

      -You cannot tag someone who tagged you
      -You should tag at least 5 other people (those with 4 or less will be punished by flogging or any other way I can think of)
      -Random tagging is accepted
      -All tagging should be done in the personal comments section on the homepage of the tag-ee
      -Do not eat a live chicken
      -This game is only fun if people participate
      -The goal is for everyone on the site to get tagged EVENTUALLY
      -If you decide to participate, post the rules in your journal or link them to this journal
      -I have a space monkey in my pics section
      -There is no violence until I change the game to capture the flag
      -When capture the flag breaks out, the teams will cluck like chickens until I am satisfied (....???) "

    • Jarf

      13 years ago

      Haha, could have sworn I was posting in your journal.

      Ah well, you know the drill.

    • Jarf

      13 years ago

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      Not the best picture of me, but it's the most recent.

      FEAR ME!

    • xLynsyx

      13 years ago

      Love the simpson's animation! lol

    • Dublyner

      13 years ago

      I think I can do better...

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Explain how "by having my visually penetrate your page" is grammatically correct in any dialect of English? Go back to stealing TVs.

      YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Now if only you were able to handle the syntax of the English language, I might have felt zinged. As-is, I simply feel superior.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Profile Comment Status: SEXIFIED

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      You're just jealous that after this post I'm one comment away from turning your profile into pure sex.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Who's to say the double entendre wasn't intended?

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Below the belt is my favorite place to hit.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Unfortunately, I don't have a retainer to suck semen out from under, so there seems to be little worry of that.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Why yes, I did make the greatest post ever. Thank you for noticing.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      You (You) haven't (haven't) got (got) a (a) chance (chance) in (in) hell (hell).

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      It wouldn't be terribly legible.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I was about to make some kind of joke about shaving "NOT A COLORED ENTRANCE" into my pubic hair, but that just leads itself to an anal sex joke.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I went to Open Pantry yesterday very early in the AM (4ish?) and the guy working had hair almost as big as yours.

    • the_bloke

      14 years ago

      LyK DewD!!1 Yu0'r3 gh3yz0rz!1 Show is t3h c00l3s6!!1 make that c00l3s7!!!1

    • w3a2

      14 years ago

      oh, got it. we whites are a bit slow sometimes in the head, rather than being inpunctual.

    • w3a2

      14 years ago

      but it's wednesday in Aus, and we have black people too. (as mentioned in my journal)

    • Tinuvielle

      14 years ago

      *throw rotten fruit* ?

    • Tinuvielle

      14 years ago

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    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      You people never did understand science.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      olo i c wut u did their

      Also, only you coloreds can get uppity. I am 100% caucasian.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I Didn't Want You to Get Too Uppity.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Did you mean: massive

    • pink_floyd

      14 years ago

      g day cloud, whats doin?

    • Dublyner

      14 years ago

      Transform, and roll out, yo.

    • pink_floyd

      14 years ago

      g day show, hows things goin now?

    • pink_floyd

      14 years ago

      show my man, your the legend, and you know it dont ya

    • Tinuvielle

      14 years ago

      rofl

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    • Lixie

      14 years ago

      A homey ain't suppos'ta rob a brother, foo

    • Lixie

      14 years ago

      Because we are both kick ass niggas, that's why!

    • pink_floyd

      14 years ago

      show my man whats doin these days in the ole red vs blue ay?

    • Tinuvielle

      14 years ago

      I want to, but I can't right now. smiley2.gif

    • natmaster

      14 years ago

      Ahh! *shields eyes* The ugliest thing I've seen in a long time!

    • korichad123

      14 years ago

      DARRON you are a Hunk!

    • Halo53

      14 years ago

      *leaves shit on shows page*

      You know me so it's a'ight

    • Jayden

      14 years ago

      Why dont you turn friend requests off then?

      =P

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Honeyplease. My mom is always happenin'.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      And if you'll notice, that only ever happens at like 4AM.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      ... Shut up.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      You're on the community page, you fucking sellout. You realize this means that you can never show your face in the BAR again, yes?

    • Gummo

      14 years ago

      god damnit.

      you're black. smiley5.gif

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      14 years ago

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    • schkyzm

      14 years ago

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    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      It's such a shame, too--it was going to be me, sitting on the floor of the living room of my completely empty living room, eating something really random (like processed cheese slices) and crying because "The cheese slices and I were the only things left in the apartment." :\

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