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14 years agoSirMuffin
Ick: i'm cleaning my room
Srh: i thought you were all "fuck it"
Ick: my definition of cleaning means emptying my bin
Srh: and you're half done with emptying your bin?
Ick: i let it overflow
Srh: because you don't bother emptying it earlier
Ick: i got distracted and started making a GIF
Srh: that's no good
Srh: i empty my bra like once in two days?
Srh: depends on when i'm cleaning
Srh: like today, i've emptied it three times in the past hour.
Ick: WHAT THE FUCK
14 years agoSirMuffin
This is me, busting my arse off for the past two and a half months trying to save as much money as possible to go to Japan. I pay for my $1500 flight, and then I have to save up some spending money for the 18 days I'll be there. I don't know how expensive it is, but I only have about a month to scrape up some money. I'm just over $1000 a few days before I leave.
My mum, who has been putting off paying any of her bills for the past month, is crying all over the place. She needs a shitload of money for whatever fucking reason. She comes to ME. ME
A FUCKING STUDENT WHO WORKS A LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE JOB AND PAYS BOARD. She comes to ME, like she fucking always does, crying and whining because she's a fucking pathetic piece of shit. And then when I say that I don't want to lend her money, I'm accused of being a selfish fuck who doesn't give a shit about anyone. Yeah, and I'm going to fucking starve in Japan for over two weeks just because of this. Yeah, makes real sense.
So whatever, I give her as much money as I can. Now I'm going over with just enough money to basically feed myself on Big Macs and cheap booze. Here's hoping they have public drinking fountains. Maybe if I suck some dick I can get enough money to go and see one of the many things I'd fucking planned to do.
SirMuffinMan: International Transient
Can't wait until I fucking disown everyone. A lot of things are going to change when I get back.
So my brother comes and picks me up in his little pink Mazda 2-door hatchback from football practice. I didn't want him to because his car is so embarassing, but he did anyway. When he arrived, someone from the team threw a sandwich at his car because it looked so dumb. He wasn't very happy about that.
So anyway, we're driving along and he's listening to some music. I don't know what it is, all those nigger raps sound the same to me. But to start a conversation while he's alternating the speeds of the windshield wipers, I asked him who was playing on his CD player. He said some stupid negro name like Shaniquailalami or something, so I asked again and he kicked me out of the car! And I had to walk home for like a mile!
It's okay, though. He may be a whiny bitch, but at least he doesn't use the internet to make fun of people. I would totally lose respect for him if he did that.
So anyway, I'm watching this movie called "The Life of a Poop" and my brother comes in.
Him: What's that?
Me: "The Life of a Poop"?
Him: What's it about?
Me: ...get out
He wouldn't get out though, so I threw him out of our 8th storey window. I don't care what you all think, I was just looking for an excuse to kill him. Don't think I'm a movie elitist or anything!