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    • "It's just the internet."

      in Forums > "It's just the internet." | Follow this topic

      SirMuffin

      What does this statement mean to you? Does it automatically excuse any behaviour of any person on the internet, or just things that you disapprove of?

      60 replies

    • She has the cutest Freudian slips.

      14 years ago

      SirMuffin

      Ick: i'm cleaning my room
      Srh: i thought you were all "fuck it"
      Ick: eh
      Ick: my definition of cleaning means emptying my bin
      Srh: and you're half done with emptying your bin?
      Ick: yes
      Ick: i let it overflow
      Srh: because you don't bother emptying it earlier
      Ick: i got distracted and started making a GIF
      Srh: that's no good
      Srh: i empty my bra like once in two days?
      Srh: depends on when i'm cleaning
      Srh: like today, i've emptied it three times in the past hour.
      Ick: WHAT THE FUCK
      Srh: *BIN

    • why

      in Forums > why | Follow this topic

      SirMuffin

      if the black box in a plane is indestrubible why dont they build the whole plane out of it?

      51 replies

    • do you have a girlfriend?

      in Forums > do you have a girlfriend? | Follow this topic

      SirMuffin

      i dont

      what about the rest of you?

      78 replies

    • So here's why I hate my family.

      14 years ago

      SirMuffin

      This is me, busting my arse off for the past two and a half months trying to save as much money as possible to go to Japan. I pay for my $1500 flight, and then I have to save up some spending money for the 18 days I'll be there. I don't know how expensive it is, but I only have about a month to scrape up some money. I'm just over $1000 a few days before I leave.

      My mum, who has been putting off paying any of her bills for the past month, is crying all over the place. She needs a shitload of money for whatever fucking reason. She comes to ME. ME

      A FUCKING STUDENT WHO WORKS A LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE JOB AND PAYS BOARD. She comes to ME, like she fucking always does, crying and whining because she's a fucking pathetic piece of shit. And then when I say that I don't want to lend her money, I'm accused of being a selfish fuck who doesn't give a shit about anyone. Yeah, and I'm going to fucking starve in Japan for over two weeks just because of this. Yeah, makes real sense.

      So whatever, I give her as much money as I can. Now I'm going over with just enough money to basically feed myself on Big Macs and cheap booze. Here's hoping they have public drinking fountains. Maybe if I suck some dick I can get enough money to go and see one of the many things I'd fucking planned to do.

      SirMuffinMan: International Transient

      Can't wait until I fucking disown everyone. A lot of things are going to change when I get back.

    • I just had to walk a mile (OMG)

      in Forums > I just had to walk a mile (OMG) | Follow this topic

      SirMuffin

      So my brother comes and picks me up in his little pink Mazda 2-door hatchback from football practice. I didn't want him to because his car is so embarassing, but he did anyway. When he arrived, someone from the team threw a sandwich at his car because it looked so dumb. He wasn't very happy about that.

      So anyway, we're driving along and he's listening to some music. I don't know what it is, all those nigger raps sound the same to me. But to start a conversation while he's alternating the speeds of the windshield wipers, I asked him who was playing on his CD player. He said some stupid negro name like Shaniquailalami or something, so I asked again and he kicked me out of the car! And I had to walk home for like a mile!

      It's okay, though. He may be a whiny bitch, but at least he doesn't use the internet to make fun of people. I would totally lose respect for him if he did that.

      52 replies

    • I killed him.

      in Forums > I killed him. | Follow this topic

      SirMuffin

      So anyway, I'm watching this movie called "The Life of a Poop" and my brother comes in.

      Him: What's that?
      Me: "The Life of a Poop"?
      Him: What's it about?
      Me: ...get out

      He wouldn't get out though, so I threw him out of our 8th storey window. I don't care what you all think, I was just looking for an excuse to kill him. Don't think I'm a movie elitist or anything!

      35 replies

    • !

      14 years ago

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    • ceej

      14 years ago

      i guess i should add you or something..since you've enabled my thread abilities.

    • drinkdecaf

      14 years ago

      Waste of mods.

      You changed your av! THE END IS NEAR.

    • jollyrogers1

      14 years ago

      Haha, you got neg bombed.

    • SirMuffin

      14 years ago

      Not yet.

    • Lux_Tannin

      14 years ago

      and no I'm not a waitress you dork!!!

    • drinkdecaf

      14 years ago

      SirMuffin, king of the insults.

      Very much needed in there.

    • Jackomack

      14 years ago

      One of us

      One of us

      One of us

      One of us

    • KJH

      14 years ago

      Back!

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    • Jimmerz

      14 years ago

      Down on the Muffin.

    • Servo

      14 years ago

      You are a fucking pansy for coming back

    • jollyrogers1

      14 years ago

      Friend Me Now!

    • Halo53

      14 years ago

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    • Mad_Irishman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      The first thing this guy ever said to me that last time he was on the forums was,

      You're a fucking retard!

      I missed you man!
      Welcome back!! smiley0.gif

    • ScaryThing

      14 years ago


      what's his name now?

      i'd like to add him.

      I don't like him and he doesn't like me. but I admire his wit.



      i said that.
      in the bar.
      welcome back.
      <3

    • XNCPapsi

      14 years ago

      Oi! Welcome back :)

    • jollyrogers1

      14 years ago

      Yay!

    • SirTessa

      14 years ago

      Dude.

    • Gavino FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      ieieeeeeeeeee

    • HotSoup

      14 years ago

      you all wish you were as cool He

    • Raxinox

      14 years ago

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    • drinkdecaf

      14 years ago

      Finally back!

    • Tinuvielle

      14 years ago

      and he's back!

    • w3a2

      14 years ago

      yay.

      SMM

    • dan_omac

      14 years ago

      lofl

    • Weps

      14 years ago

      "Roger RedEye, this is Hitter coming in for a full-spead."

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      WHISKEYTANGO

    • Voshterkov

      14 years ago

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      Hey.

    • Starburst

      14 years ago

      Proving, once again, that all it takes to lure you in is a shiny new forum. Good thing you're not a fish. I bet you'd be a sucker for pretty new worms.

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