SirMuffinMan

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from Melbourne, Australia

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    • Ugh.

      14 years ago

      SirMuffinMan

      Fuck this place.

      I'm not really annoyed that you wouldn't support my idea, I see your reasons for not wanting it, but you could all at least offer serious suggestions that we could alternately use.

      There are 15 game threads on the front page right now, out of a total of 32 threads. It's tragic that Word Association 2.0 can stay on the front page, but we need to constantly bump something like the Post Pictures Of Yourself Thread. I've been trying to keep the place amusing, but all attempts at starting minor chaos or otherwise are always ended by the moderators, the same moderators who still keep threads like "post a pic to own the one before" alive and kicking for the unintelligent masses who are now a major portion of the population of this forum.

      This place is going to complete hell and I'm tired of trying to fix it. You all know how to contact me if you want to.

      Seeya.

    • Idea.

      14 years ago

      SirMuffinMan

      Game threads, taking them down one at a time. Basically each day we turn a thread into a stealth BAR and either play the game with no regards to rules whatsoever, or we go so offtopic that they just can't compete and the thread dies or gets locked.

      Do you think it's a bannable thing? I don't think it could be seen as so. I mean, we all shit in threads as it is and we're not banned, why can't we just get rid of the ones we hate most that never seem to die? We don't need mod points of huge flamewars to kill threads (okay, maybe not flamewars), we're better than that. All we need to do is just make all the other people extremely disinterested. When they comment, don't ignore them, but don't acknowledge anything they suggest about you getting the hell out of there.

      I will now take nominations for threads. This starts in about ten hours or whenever I wake the fuck up, whichever's sooner. Feel free to start this without me if you get bored. Or just tell me that this is a shitty idea and that you'll have no part in it. Before any of this happens, I'd like to make it clear that I'm not ready to get rid of all game threads, some in the past have been amusing and a chance for us to test our wit or brain in a situation. However, many of the current ones are completely redundant.

      My nomination is The Question Thread, it's easy to disregard the rules without appearing like we're causing trouble; we can just ask questions that have direct answers or spam with basic algebra and/or maths equations. Or just paste the forum FAQ's in there, be creative.

      Let me know what you all think, I know you all hate them just as much as I do, since you don't post in the bastards either.

    • Coming Soon...

      14 years ago

      SirMuffinMan

      I stole a bunch of (free) postcards from my university a few months back. I promised myself I'd put together a big thing and just mail them out to random people I know (ie. RT forum crowd) but haven't gotten around to it yet.

      The things on these postcards range from product advertisements to community service announcements to political propaganda. I have eleven of them and will send one to each person. I just need a common theme to put onto each of them, maybe write a mock eulogy for each person. Or I could just send one to everyone but mix up who they're for (and send Jericho's one to RDM or something) which would encourage more community between all of us when you try to figure out whose postcards belongs to whom.

      I shall find out the postage for a postcard internationally and report back. Except that it's the weekend and everything's shut.

    • Artpad Fun

      in Forums > Artpad Fun | Follow this topic

      SirMuffinMan

      Let's face it, we're all pretty angry individuals. Either because we're all unsatisfied with our penis size or because we don't have a penis at all, there is a lot of anger going on around here. So here's your chance to change things!

      Welcome to Artpad. Draw another forum user a personalised message (preferably one of love, though hate has its place) and post the link here. Here's mine to peccaui.

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    • Why The Basement sucks.

      14 years ago

      SirMuffinMan

      Let's face it, this subforum is the only place to go if you spend a considerable amount of time on here, not only because the other forums have a lot less activity, but also because they're damn boring for the most part. This is not to say that they're entirely useless, I post in other subforums if the topic is right, but it's not as though I hang out there for a new thread to be created at which point I can deploy crucial technical support to a 13 year old boy in Kentucky who doesn't know what DOS is.

      Lately though (by which I mean since this new forum was launched), the Basement has sucked. Seemingly ridiculous threads are greeted with open arms and people who even suggest something that's not all-positive are bombed with negative mods. Luckily they don't do anything, or else most of us would be in trouble.

      Taking a look at the state of the Basement at 9:35am GMT, it's obviously in a bad way. Taking current threads and putting them into categories, one comes up with this (not including stickied threads):

      Game threads: 9. Not including picture games.
      Picture threads: 3. Ones other than "post your _____" threads that require image posting.
      Open-ended threads: 3. BAR-type threads where one is not directed to post specifically according to the thread-creators discretion.
      Direct threads: 10. Threads the exact opposite of stated above, where you are required to post something or contribute in a very strict manner.

      And of course, there are a few threads (I probably miscounted, too) where someone wishes to post something they wrote that they found amusing and the entire thread is nothing but praise for the thread-creator. You all know what I'm talking about.

      As the evidence shows, a large majority of the threads on the front page are not open-ended. This means that people simply post on autopilot, where no wit or intelligence is required to be a contributive member of this forum. You can quite happily rack up you post count in the Basement just posting in game threads. Something must surely be done about this.

      Since the beginning of the year, I have been a member of Genmay (which is where I got the Utah prisoners thread idea from). I suggest all of you spend a little time just watching new threads to see how they exist. It is heavily drama-based; drama is encouraged and moderators always join in on the shenanigans. It is largely open-ended with people posting anything that pops into their heads. Now, this may cause you to think that a lot of threads are shit, and this is true, a lot of threads aren't entertaining for any more than twenty minutes.

      Thread lifespan is extremely limited there, but not because the mods delete everything. Shitty threads simply die after the creator is flamed to the bowels of hell and back, and good threads die after everyone has moved onto something else. People do not target other forum members for making bad threads unless the person has made a hell of a lot of bad threads. I am constantly entertained by that place, even though a funny thread there is something that wouldn't even be allowed to exist here simply because of its randomness. It's also where I got the idea that it's OKAY to yell at people because if they take it personally, they're just retards. However, most people don't see it like that. If you browse threads there, you'll see that is insulting others commonplace, they even have an avatar for :stfu:

      In conclusion, the Basement sucks and something seriously needs to be done or else a lot of people are going to get tired of it very soon. Moderators are insane for removing all pointless threads but keeping every single game thread that's not a duplicate. If things don't change, I have a feeling people will leave en masse.

      But hey, at least you'll get to play Word Association without having someone barge in and tell you that the thread sucks, right?

    • Take a look at Utah's prisoners.

      in Forums > Take a look at Utah's prisoners. | Follow this topic

      SirMuffinMan

      http://www.jaofos.com/utah/ - hit F5.

      115383.jpg

      Voted most likely to molest your children in a station wagon.

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    • Strange.

      14 years ago

      SirMuffinMan

      People can be said to have good eyesight, or a good sense of smell, or good hearing, or even good sense of taste (no, not the Queer Eye kind, fuck that show), but you never hear about someone having an extraordinary sense of touch, or you never tell someone that they have a good sense of touch. I can't figure out why, because if other senses can vary in quality, why is touch left out?

    • I hit someone in the balls today.

      in Forums > I hit someone in the balls today. | Follow this topic

      SirMuffinMan

      So some moron puts me up against this skinny little kid at karate today. Little tard looked like he was about to cry before he even faced me. We're doing normal sparring, and I bring my leg up to sweep and the idiot basically runs INTO my foot and I hit him in the balls. I mean, how stupid can you get? He's on the ground crying and everything. Who thinks I deserve some mod points?

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    • Aural Sex.

      14 years ago

      SirMuffinMan

      In the past few months, I've spent about $150 solely on headphones, with prices that go up to $80 at times.

      After all this, I find it amusing that the pair that sound best to me are the $5 pair I picked up on impulse before a LAN one weekend, nothing has come close. The reason I went to buy more is because these are falling apart.

      I really should be able to test headphones in the store.

    • Game Threads

      in Forums > Game Threads | Follow this topic

      SirMuffinMan

      They're nothing but a huge waste of time, inspire sporadic posting by people whom I've never heard of, and they rarely post outside those threads except to create a new game thread.

      Game threads should be obliterated, or at the very least, restricted to a few that should require more than just random keyboard-bashing to do Word Association.

      Discuss.

      36 replies

  • About Me

  • Comments (40)

    • Show

      14 years ago

      Fuck You! I'm much too lay to come up with anything more creative than that.... and it makes me look nice and funny, so Shut up!

    • HighTimes420

      14 years ago

      you're not too bad.. mod point for you.

    • mangrove

      14 years ago

      I have a belief if that you tell anyone you have a good or better than average sense of touch, people may think you are disgusting, or just plain odd.
      Odd is better i think.
      Or maybe you should get sympathy by saying "my nervous system is very sensitive"
      I think its waaay to early in the morning to think this hard......

    • yorkky22

      14 years ago

      Mission Hill ruled, I was sad to see it go too.

    • crazedkiller

      14 years ago

      yes.. yes i am.

      sir muffin man is the reason they shoud make more mod points. + AND - sadistic bastard

    • Swiftmoon

      14 years ago

      Awesome, just awesome man. Australians rock by the way.

    • Red_Stranger

      14 years ago


      SirMuffinMan popped my profile's cherry!

    • sir_kral

      14 years ago

      Man this one time this kid came up to me and was all like in my face and screamed, " I AM THE MUFFIN MAN!!!" and i was like," DO YOU LIVE ON MULBERRY LANE?" And the kid freaked out and kicked my shin hard. I was pissed. I do believe he was either inebriated (sp?) or stoned. or maybe both. I bet it was you. Cuz he had a silly accent. I believe it was from Indonesia. That's my story and I won't stick to it.

      p.s. Dont mess with me...... Im a freakin ninja. Dont believe me? Look at my picts! HAH!

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      What's fabulous is that your Calvin avatar is making it look as though everything you say is sarcastic.

    • Allos

      14 years ago

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    • Allos

      14 years ago

      TheMuffinMan

    • ScaryThing

      14 years ago

      ouch. =/

    • schkyzm

      14 years ago

      Stuff it, Aussie. No one reads it, anyway.

    • RDM

      14 years ago

      Yar. I saw your karma before. You were at -12. This is bullshit. Im gonna go start my own forum... with hookers... and blackjack. you know what? forget the forums.

    • BeBop953

      14 years ago

      I like your thinking.

    • SirMuffinMan

      14 years ago

      What, because I'm extremely ignorant?

      They do a good Bush remix, though.

    • NOVAmonkey

      14 years ago

      all your monkey pics are mine. . . . .
      mwahahahaha

    • NOVAmonkey

      14 years ago

      good job

    • NOVAmonkey

      14 years ago

      That was a great pic you found for the Monkey Fight

    • Lixie

      14 years ago

      Hey look it's everyone's favorite meany.

    • nme2you

      14 years ago

      yay another aussie, even though you where here first. ooh and a powerful one how do you get karma pionts.

    • scramcam

      14 years ago

      hey
      every1

      go the aussies

      we get halo2 before everyone else (except the new zealanders, damn them)

      lol

    • Spaxxinator

      14 years ago

      .. hello.

    • Northrn_Wind

      14 years ago

      "you're a disgrace to this country" <--- hahahha!! best thing I've heard yet!

      http://www.redvsblue.com/members/profile.php?user=891

      btw, nice icon

    • Northrn_Wind

      14 years ago

      hehe.. nice place..

    • Yang

      14 years ago

      Holy cow your name rocks! Please be my friend!LOL!

      It's funny really, I have the same occupation...small world!

    • deatheater_1

      14 years ago

      RETARD

    • HaloChick

      14 years ago

      looks like we have something in common.



      muffins?

      o_0

    • Jennifer999

      14 years ago

      You going to deny me?

    • Dublyner

      14 years ago

      IT IS DONE

    • Doddy

      14 years ago

      Hey. i was just wondering Do you know the Muffin Man

    • Show

      14 years ago

      It's cold and there're wolves after me =C

    • Show

      14 years ago

      You Are So Gay! I Can't Even Believe It! How Could You Possibly Get So Gay!

    • SirTessa

      14 years ago

      That sounds like a challenge. >:)

    • SirTessa

      14 years ago

      But dude...I don't drink. Asian genes, you know. ;p

    • dan_omac

      14 years ago

      Holy shit its an Aussie!

    • Jericho941 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I was wondering when you'd show up... ^_^

    • HotSoup

      14 years ago

      Don't forget to tell your uncle, if he get's a protocol droid, make sure it speaks bocchi.

      I keeed, I keeed. We share the same name after all.

    • Dublyner

      14 years ago

      Gah, they'll let anyone in
      =)

    • RedSun

      14 years ago

      Welcome to the Super Secret Forums!

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