So I just saw some Axe commercial where a guy jumps out of a plane with only a shopping cart, and he lands it, riding it on a freeway. And it says "Do Not Attempt."
10 years agoSircatnipman
You: What's your favorite multi-winged insect?
Stranger: easy question
You: I'm an Abraham fan myself.
You: Napolean being a close second.
Stranger: humm kinds old school, arent we?
You: Dude, you're kickin' it totally rad.
Stranger: oh you got to have Mickey Mouse in that list
You: There's a part in Kingdom Hearts II where you play with Auron. I love that part.
Stranger: and what a delight it is to see Mohammad flying, cant top that mofocka
Stranger: really? tough shit
You: Do you have stairs in your house?
Stranger: thats a very personal question
Stranger: we r not that close
You: But I really feel I've forged a deep bond. I thought you loved me.
Stranger: do you like honey in ur toast?
Stranger: that is the question my friend
You: Yes. I typically put 30.2 mg on it.
Stranger: whats ur favorite pokemon?
Stranger: holly shit
Stranger: hes such a nice guy
You: That dude is kickin' it totally rad.
Stranger: but not ur typical "favorite pokemon"
You: No, but the best favorite pokemon.
Stranger: he is, he flies high, no lies and u know it
You: So tell me kind sir, what is your favorite color?
Stranger: that would be "Michael Jackson"
You: What a nice shade.
You: The color glass.
You: It's amazing.
Stranger: oh such a delight
Stranger: what would ur favorite movie be?
You: Das Boot.
You: Say, would you like to join my party?
You: It's a Communist Party.
You: Very fun times.
Stranger: then no, im actually a social-nationalist
You: But the Communist Party can offer you so much more.
Stranger: can u offer me jew killing?
Stranger: im actually know as "jew killer" in Israel
You: Sorry, try the Fascist Party.
Stranger: im already on the nazi one
Stranger: National-socialism = nazi
You: Well then I dare say we are no longer friends good sir.
Stranger: so much comprehensive people there
Stranger: why would that be?
You: Because we do not support Fascism over here in Soviet Russia.
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: here in Namibia we tend to accept every1
You: Here is the USSR, we starve our farmers.
Stranger: we dont go ahead judgin people on their political belief
You: Sure you don't.
Stranger: we dont have farms here
Stranger: no food
You: Good man.
Stranger: well, im afraid i must leave
You: No good sir, you must die.
Stranger: mr.wayne has returned
Stranger: oh worst of luck to u, my dear enemy
Stranger: may ur children die of plague
You: And the same to you.
10 years agoSircatnipman
You: My favorite book is Mein Kampf.
Stranger: mien too!
You: Yay, let's have a party!
You: A communist party.
Stranger: that sounds fun
Stranger: and who will be the leader?
You: it really isn't.
Stranger: thats great
Stranger: tell me more about it
You: Let's play who wants to starve the farmers.
You: Keep food from them as long as you can.
Stranger: sounds pretty easy
You: No other rules.
You: It's quite fun.
Stranger: so how do you know that i won?
You: Well, how starved are the farmers?
You: If you can count the ribs on more than 75% of them, you win!
Stranger: its about 80%
Stranger: seems that i won
You: Wow, you're better at this game than Mugabe is.
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