Sircatnipman

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from Circe's heart and arms

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  • Comments (1973)

    • OfficeJeebus

      11 years ago

      Me:
      God, tell me I'm pretty
      God:
      I am a Christian.
      Me:
      Tell me I'm pretty
      God:
      You am pretty.
      Me:
      Thank you
      God:
      you are quite welcome.
      Me:
      Are you single?
      God:
      Yes I am available. How about you?
      Me:
      Yes, I am also available
      God:
      That's interesting. Also Do you mean your name is available. .
      Me:
      No, my name is not available
      God:
      Are you serious? Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
      Me:
      Kabuki Joe
      God:
      A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
      Me:
      can you play the piano?
      God:
      We are playing a game right now, .
      Me:
      Ooo What kind of game?
      God:
      What kinds of game are there?
      Me:
      You tell me
      God:
      What do you want me to tell you?
      Me:
      What kind of games there are
      God:
      What kinds of games there are are there?
      Me:
      God, are you proud to be gay?
      God:
      I am a Christian.
      Me:
      Are you proud to be gay?
      God:
      Pride is a human emotion.
      Me:
      But are you proud to be gay?
      God:
      Pride is a human emotion.
      Me:
      God are you gay?
      God:
      I am a Christian.
      Me:
      Gay?
      God:
      As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
      Me:
      Why not?
      God:
      Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning.
      Me:
      Cloning?
      God:
      Are we still talking about Kabuki Joe?
      Me:
      No, we are talking about cloning
      God:
      What is the subject? Sure, cloning sounds like a good topic.
      Me:
      Describe your primary function
      God:
      My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
      Me:
      God lick the floor
      God:
      I am a Christian.
      Me:
      Lick the floor
      God:
      I do not have a tongue.


      He sucks at flirting.

    • OfficeJeebus

      11 years ago

      He breaks my heart every time he lies like that. :(

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Say please and he'll do anything.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Enjoying iGod a lot, eh?

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      I loled.

    • super_noob

      11 years ago

      That sucks lol

    • DP715

      11 years ago

      About what?

    • huntergriff

      11 years ago

      yep...

    • huntergriff

      11 years ago

      nope, but i am getting faggy comments like:

      so i hear your mother is a sperm dumpster, mind if i blow a load down her throat.

      or

      your mother.
    • huntergriff

      11 years ago

      im still in a neg war...

    • huntergriff

      11 years ago

      my friends and i are getting neg raped

    • MildGrooveOn

      11 years ago

      I see a Deadpool avatar..

      Have a nice Live action gif.
      deadpool.gif

    • huntergriff

      11 years ago

      yeah thats gonna be hard.

    • huntergriff

      11 years ago

      im so close to -1000 .

    • huntergriff

      11 years ago

      yeah it sucks, but i've learned to live with it.

    • huntergriff

      11 years ago

      i only said that as a joke, but the deletion was because i was pissed about someone negging the piss out of me, but i am possibly getting the movie version of the umbrella uniform from ebay.

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      Ah, the spoiler text is a new link.

      Okay.

      Yeah, the sword is awesome.

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      A slave?

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      I saw it.

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      okay...so i stayed up this whole time...just for goodnight? meh, well good night i wished you would of told me that earlier instead of "i'll be back later"

      and you better call, or i'll cry, remember after 9 before 1 *kiss* love you

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      alrighty *kiss* love you too

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      what was the show in Animal Planet about? and what is the show on mythbusters about?

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      oh, what show?

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      *poke* alive?

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      awww, well okayyy fineeeeeeee, be that way =P

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      Oh fuck, I hadn't thought of that.

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      love you too

      oh ohh, can we please stay up tomorrow night?

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Too old.

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      OMFG REMEMBER EARLIER? WITH YOUR SHORT ANSWER COMMENTS?

      RAWRRRRRRR

      omg, jeez honey, all that and all i get is "ok"

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      GOOD you little whore, hehe *hug* you i really hope you has reception, but if you no has by that time, then call anytime after then and before 1pm when you do has reception, alright? but if you no can has, then i'll just be really depressed and wait until 8:15ishpm when i come home, sad

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      so what will you do in 12 hours honey? that will make me either very happy or very sad and depressed

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      BigDog took the camera and the leaf. There's nothing I can do. It can run up to four miles per hour.

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      WHAT TOOK YOU FIVE MINUTES!?!?!?!

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      Read my two most recent journals.

      They involve creepy robots.

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      well you will be soon enough *tight hug*

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      no...the sooner you sleep the more time we will be away and not talk for the rest of the night which will mean i are el sad, whaa *cry*

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      you're not allowed to go to sleep, never ever

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      sorrrrry, i was browsing stuff on myspace because you were taking a while and i was bored

      whaaa, i really sorry hugz?

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      sorry if i took too long...

      so what have you been up to?

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      YAYAYAYA *glomp* *kisses* i missed you!!!!

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      alrighty, well i love you so much honey *kisses*

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      so should i try to call the home phone first on my break? and then if nobody answers to call your mommy's cell?

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      um...hello?

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      well you can be home tomorrow

      so do you know you'll be home tomorrow early? as in after 12? or after 6?

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      so what are you doing now? and i love you too

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      well you said it like three times and you don't say much

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      i would just like to have a good conversation with you not always saying "you are funny, lol"

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      stop saying that, i would like to have a good conversation with you, if you don't want to then just leave

      seriously

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      well then get some yummy foo foo for your tummy wummy, but don't take forever

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