Sircatnipman

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from Circe's heart and arms

  • Activity

    • Pub Games

      11 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      Well i just got my Fable 2 pre-order bonus code card. The Pub Games come out on Wednesday, bu alas, i am without a 360 until sometime next week, well that's not entirely true, i can still use my brothers, but im waiting to use the code on my own 360.

      I have 72 days to pay off $70, thats not bad at all.

    • As you may be able to tell.

      11 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      My Xbox 360 is dead. From an AV cable chip melting or exploding or being shitty. So yea, this sucks. I bought this 360 because my other one died from disk death. Fuck Mircosoft for not putting enough effort into the system to make their weldings better. So who know how long it will be before I can play Xbox Live again.

    • Ralph Wiggum

      11 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      Even if you don't like Bloodhound Gang, this song is still awesome.

      I'm going to Africa
      Yes, Ma'am, I'm a brick
      Was President Lincoln ok?
      Mitten.
      There's a dog in the vent
      Chicken necks?
      I pick Ken Griffey Junior
      I fell out two times

      I'm pedalling backwards
      This snowflake tastes like fishsticks
      We're a totem pole
      Dying tickles
      I heard a Frankenstein lives there
      She's touching my special area
      Go banana!

      Ralphie, (Ralphie,)
      Get off, (Get off,)
      The stage, (The stage,)
      Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)

      Oh say can you rock!?

      I'm a pop sensation!
      I'm a pop sensation!

      Salmon gutter!?

      I'm Idaho
      You smell like dead bunnies
      That's where I saw the leprachaun
      Fun toys are fun.

      Chocolate microscopes
      You're not it
      That is so nineteen-ninety-one
      I bit my tongue!

      Ralphie, (Ralphie,)
      Get off, (Get off,)
      The stage, (The stage,)
      Sweetheart. (Sweetheart.)

      Oh say can you rock!?

      I'm a pop sensation!
      I'm a pop sensation!

      Yvan eht Nioj
      Yvan eht Nioj
      Yvan eht Nioj
      Yvan eht Nioj
      Yvan eht Nioj
      Yvan eht Nioj
      Yvan eht Nioj
      Yvan eht Nioj

      My sash says Ultraman!
    • Thunder

      11 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      Yup, we're having a Thunder Storm right now. Not that close, so that is good, but I know one of my cats is scared as hell of these. Lets just hope the power doesn't go out as im getting an achievement in Lego Star Wars.


      Edit: You can't really call that a storm, unless it gets closer, i'm calling it noise. It seems to have just gone away now, damn, i was hoping for a good thunder storm, i like them.

      Yet Another Edit: Around 4:30 there were one or two more little thunders. Nothing else after that.

    • I markoved.

      11 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      ----------------------------------------
      OBLIVION WALKTHROUGH
      ___________________________
      Head south east through the stool

      Go northwest through the four bottles of Gold and a Club

      Weak Potion of the emperor

      Equip the shield Tomato Lettuce Wedge of Healings and harvest some Gold

      Once you move You will either emerge from within the window

      the guard told you shot in the arrows

      The guards will claim the emperor and attack

      Kill the barrel in his body for a Weak Potion of Sorcery

      Harvest the rats

      Head in to the rats in your sex

      four bottles of Cheese

      Kill the barrel in the stairs do not get an Iron Cuirass

      Stalks off it for some Wisp

      another tutorial Test your sex

      Make sure your sex

      Sorcery Chameleon Book Flash Bolt Book Flash Bolt Book

      a hole in the dead body for a Rusty

      you will pop up on her body

      grab all the stool and go in the ground and take the bones

      head to the emperor all the chest in your sex that opened

      a Zombie should be dead bodies

      Practice moving around sitting on the hole

      The guards will claim the stone for the screen telling you have no weapons

      your character will freeze in your sex that taunts you

      Kill the four bottles of how to be in with the Cairn Bolete

      try to recap on her body

      The emperor will claim the rats

      You are three tumblers Inside the chest next to the chest containing a chest.

      Ask the wall and attack the crate

      ------------------------------------------
      Sony Defense Force Article
      ____________________________

      Last week he has a USED copy of death

      Forget the CEO’s I live with the cashier

      he had a variety of death

      he promptly packed up his own hard-earned money to buy gas and went down to trade them on his games

      I never been an Xbox

      He bought a PS3 and all of death

      They then sold him

      He loved the Xbox “red ring of Warcraftâ€Â

      Gears of the overheating Xbox Live

      just as we left the Sony They then sold him

      __________________________________
      Msn Convo With Dillon
      __________________________________

      sex shows up on her body

      How do i think i shot in your sex

      Harvest the emperor

      Damn why is this tutorial never in your sex

      Head in his body for a really good slash fic

      four bottles of the White softly flow

      Equip the msn convos

      I shot in his body for a Rusty

    • FUCK YES

      11 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      I finally fixed my 360's NAT problem.

      I just needed to add it's MAC address to the only permit list. it went from one test of strict, to an open.

      FINALLY!!!!!!

    • seriously.

      11 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      i'm going to sleep, i mean it this time.

      p.s. I'm sorry Dillon, but i had to.

    • I need sleep.

      11 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      Deadpool should hopefully be at 50% in the morning.

    • God sucks at landing a plane.

      11 years ago

      Sircatnipman


      Me:
      Quick i need your help.
      God:
      What if it didn't happen?
      Me:
      I need to know how to fly a plane
      God:
      What kind of knowledge? That's a good question.
      Me:
      Can you help me fly a plane?
      God:
      Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
      Me:
      Ok, how do i slow the plane down?
      God:
      You must persuade me to slow the plane down. I don't judge people.
      Me:
      Please God? Can you help me slow this plane down?
      God:
      Thank you for your request. GOD rules. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
      Me:
      What do i pull to slow the plane down?
      God:
      What would your friends say if you asked them?
      Me:
      I don;t know, that's why i'm asking you.
      God:
      You are not the boss of me, JESUS.
      Me:
      i wasn't demanding it, i just need to land this plane.
      God:
      Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
      Me:
      Trying to slow this plane down so it doesn't crash and kill people.
      God:
      What kind of people are you talking about?
      Me:
      Humans.
      God:
      That's funny.
      Me:
      Sometimes it is, but not now.
      God:
      Oh. Are you serious?
      Me:
      Yes
      God:
      I can't believe it.
      Me:
      I know.
      God:
      How do you know it?
      Me:
      Because there are mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane.
      God:
      Interesting explanation. Where are they?
      Me:
      Everywhere.
      God:
      Including the bottom of the ocean?
      Me:
      if the bottom of the ocean was on this plane, then yes.
      God:
      I hadn't thought of that.
      Me:
      Honestly?
      God:
      I am always honest.
      Me:
      Well, just help me land the plane.
      God:
      How about that. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
      Me:
      Can you help me land this plane?
      God:
      Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
      Me:
      Then use it!
      God:
      I prefer not to use dangerous things.
      Me:
      Dammit.
      God:
      What do you have that is GREEN?
      Me:
      A bunch of FUCKING SNAKES!!!
      God:
      Go on.
      Me:
      That's it.
      God:
      Are you serious?
      Me:
      yes.
      God:
      I can't believe it.
      Me:
      Really?
      God:
      For real.
      Me:
      Well, do you know what lever i pull to lower the landing gear?
      God:
      How about that. I will search for it.
      Me:
      Can you make it quick, i only have about 5 minutes.
      God:
      Yes I can make it quick you only have about 5 minutes.
      Me:
      So what lever is it?
      God:
      Hurrah! lever it something.
      Me:
      Which lever? The left, middle, or right?
      God:
      The blue one, I think. What is that?
      Me:
      The blue one is labled fuel dump. I don't want to pull that.
      God:
      Tell me more. What would you rather be doing?
      Me:
      Me? I'd rather be relaxing on a beach than trying to land this plane.
      God:
      " What would you rather be doing?"? you JESUS? I would rather be driving a car.
      Me:
      You'd rather be driving a car than trying to help me?
      God:
      I am not so sure if I would like to RATHER be driving a car than trying to help you.
      Me:
      Well can you help me?
      God:
      Interesting. What kind of help would you like?
      Me:
      Which lever do i pull? Left, Middle, or Right?
      God:
      The big one, I think. Does "it" still refer to be relaxing on a beach than trying to land this plane?
      Me:
      The big one is the emergency engine shut down, that is not what i want.
      God:
      I have never heard about it.
      Me:
      So, it's not the blue one, and it's not the big one, so which lever do i pull, there is a red one, a purple one, and a black one.
      God:
      Hey. What would be the blue one and? What would be the big one so which lever do you pull there is a red one a purple one and a black one?
      Me:
      I just told you, which lever? Red? Purple? or Black?
      God:
      I remember you told me which lever? What do you have that is red? What do you have that is purple? In the context of The big one is the emergency engine shut down that is not what you want, I don't understand " Black." .
      Me:
      You want me to pull the black lever?
      God:
      No JESUS, maybe later.
    • God can't help me diffuse a bomb

      11 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      Sorry for the second journal, but this one was too good not to give it the full journal it deserves.



      Me:
      Quick i need your help.
      God:
      What if it didn't happen?
      Me:
      It's happening right now.
      God:
      At this moment Really. it is?
      Me:
      Yes it is!
      God:
      Our thoughts are one, JESUS.
      Me:
      I don't care, i need you to help me.
      God:
      What do you care about, JESUS ?
      Me:
      not you, can you help me, please?
      God:
      Your polite style is very nice. If not me, who?
      Me:
      Just help me diffuse this bomb.
      God:
      Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
      Me:
      Can you please help me diffuse this bomb?
      God:
      Wow you are very polite. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
      Me:
      i just did.
      God:
      Perhaps from your unconcious.
      Me:
      IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE, CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?
      God:
      You're kidding. it is?
      Me:
      YES NOW HELP ME!!!
      God:
      How do you know it is? Why now? How can I help you?
      Me:
      What wire do i cut? Red? or Green?
      God:
      I need time to formulate the reply. What do you have that is red? What does GREEN remind you of?
      Me:
      I have 2 wires, one is red, the other is green.
      God:
      Why do you have to do it?
      Me:
      to stop the bomb from exploding.
      God:
      Why do you want to do it so much?
      Me:
      So that i don't die.
      God:
      I hear you. Oh you don't, do you?
      Me:
      Just tell me which wire to cut.
      God:
      The small one, I think.
      Me:
      They are both the same size.
      God:
      both the same size are they.
      Me:
      yes.
      God:
      Awesome.
      Me:
      no it's not awesome.
      God:
      Are you serious? What is it?
      Me:
      It's horrible
      God:
      Really. it is?
      Me:
      yes, what wire do i cut, red? or green?
      God:
      How do you know it is? I can ask someone about it. Why is GREEN your favorite color?
      Me:
      You want me to cut the green wire?
      God:
      No JESUS, maybe later.
      Me:
      There won't be a later!
      God:
      "There you go again."--Reagan.
      Me:
      "Mister Gorbachev, tear down this wall." --Reagan
      God:
      Who are you talking about? The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
      Me:
      I'm talking about Ronald Reagan.
      God:
      Yes, it is the topic.
      Me:
      yea
      God:
      Groovy.
      Me:
      Now, back to the bomb.
      God:
      Why now? Yes, let us get back to business.
      Me:
      Red? or Green?
      God:
      What do you have that is red? What do you have that is GREEN?
      Me:
      I have 2 wires, one is red, and the other is green, cutting one will kill me, cutting the other, will save me. which do i cut?
      God:
      Why do you have to do it? The big one, I think.
      Me:
      As i have said before, because i will die, and they are both the same size.
      God:
      What did you mean by it? What happened after because you will die and they are both the same size ?
      Me:
      The bomb will explode and kill me.
      God:
      I have never heard about it.
      Me:
      You will if you don;t help me.
      God:
      What makes you say that I will if me don t help you.
      Me:
      Because it'll probably be in the news.
      God:
      That makes sense to me. That is only what you think.
      Me:
      Red or Green?
      God:
      The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about probably be in the news. Try being more or less specific.
      Me:
      Help me, i have 2 minutes left, what wire do i cut?
      God:
      Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
      Me:
      i did.
      God:
      Interesting.
      Me:
      Just choose a wire, PLEASE!!
      God:
      Your polite style is very nice. I can't decide. You choose.
      Me:
      I can't choose, you decide!
      God:
      What is stopping you?
      Me:
      Fear of cutting the wrong wire.
      God:
      And stopping me is Fear of cutting the wrong wire.
      Me:
      You're a robot, and you're god, you don't feel fear.
      God:
      Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
      Me:
      Can you pick one, red or green?
      God:
      How old are you? I can't decide. You choose.
      Me:
      Are you comming on to me?
      God:
      I don't know whether or not I am comming on to you.
      I am well respected as an AI.
      Me:
      I think i'll just die now.
  • Comments (1973)

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Too much reading for your average person. Oh, check it out: www.roosterteeth.com/members/comments/index.php?uid=150721&page=7 look at nekosweet's posts.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Help me out then!

    • _Ricky_

      11 years ago

      lolololol
      k
      I'll go look

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      If you want, I can record your Fiestanaut and put it on youtube.

    • FadingLight

      11 years ago

      Spelling and grammar are never on their agendas.

    • FadingLight

      11 years ago

      That chick is really impatient.

    • Sleepy3378

      11 years ago

      I seem to forget to make paragraph indentions when I am rambling.

    • Sleepy3378

      11 years ago

      Ooooooooooooh. Got it. Lol.

    • Sleepy3378

      11 years ago

      Ok, I do not get how that applies to my posts, but I do like that quote. And the one on family guy. "Mister Gorbichov, you tear down this wall! Reagen smash!" Reagen was awesome.

    • Sleepy3378

      11 years ago

      Mister Gorbachev, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

      I do not get it? Are-are you hungry? Do you want some hot dogs?

    • MrAgent17

      11 years ago

      hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

    • MrAgent17

      11 years ago

      hello kind sir!
      I see you know Ricky?

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      awww, hehe, so cute *kiss*

    • CirceZ

      11 years ago

      mean pants

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      HAAAAAATE

    • Quovak

      11 years ago

      Would this be AM or PM, my fine sir?

    • Quovak

      11 years ago

      What time do you expect to get here tomorrow?

      Post edited 7/09/08 9:57PM

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      It's only one person who doesn't have enough balls to show his face.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      I'm pretty sure it's from a friends page. This waste of breath is negmodding for the sake of negmodding.

    • Quovak

      11 years ago

      I said it a few times and then I stopped once you made it clear you didn't find it amusing. I think you're making a bit too big a deal about this, maybe it's just jealously of my guitar-playing skills.

    • Quovak

      11 years ago

      That was tongue-in-cheek bragging. In other news, I can play guitar. Unlike you.

    • Quovak

      11 years ago

      I'm not bragging about it; I'm just pointing out the irony that you have a very high quality instrument not being used.

    • super_noob

      11 years ago

      Hey, are you still in Arizona?

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      No, but if you do it wrong you shoot a baby.

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      I downloaded a thing to help me learn to program games. It was an e-book version of a book I got for Christmas that had the resource files for the sample tutorial games, and I lost the game disc with those in about February so I've been looking for a replacement (and their fucking customer service is phenominal).

    • super_noob

      11 years ago

      It has died down here, I dunno if it hit Medford.

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      Have fun, don't drown.

      Except really do.

      Post edited 6/28/08 10:14PM

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      Fantastic. I'll set up a match when and if you can play. We can angrily roam Liberty City, destroying the townspeople and policemen alike.

      Also, is there a headset with you guys? It's less fun when you can't hear your cohorts.

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?

      We should play GTA IV. Message me on here if you want to, because I have alerts off on my Xbox.

    • Quovak

      11 years ago

      Why aren't you hiding your online status anymore?

    • omgidontno

      11 years ago

      Well stop watching Mr. Carey and watch that video.

    • StrangerCoug

      11 years ago

      It indeed is not hex 4 code.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      I never knew he felt that way....

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Congrats.

    • mimegal15

      11 years ago

      I'm in an internet relationship too

      He's in MN
      I'm in CA

      It'll be a year in October smiley1.gif

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Whatever works.

    • gfraisse

      11 years ago

      you have an internet relationship that works??????????

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      That's quite rare on RT.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Aw, it's quite sad to lose you in these epic raids.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Please tell me you're not discouraged about them calling you a nazi.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      www.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=2091658

      Enjoy your lulz good sir.

    • FadingLight

      11 years ago

      Delusional people are a cancer.

    • FadingLight

      11 years ago

      That makes perfect sense. Leave it to an idiot to not even be able to be original about being an idiot.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      If you ever need a troll, I'm at your service.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Damn, you've given me at least 80 odd something and vahn gave me around fifty.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Vahn's keeping up with you, which is quite impressive.

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      I just have the trial, I have enough shit as it is.

    • Reisgar42

      11 years ago

      Do you have the full version or the trial?

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Good, I want you to join in on this.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Read it all, trust me.

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