Sircatnipman

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from Circe's heart and arms

  • Activity

    • What the hell TV...

      10 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      So I just saw some Axe commercial where a guy jumps out of a plane with only a shopping cart, and he lands it, riding it on a freeway. And it says "Do Not Attempt."

      WTH

    • yay

      10 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      Stranger: hii
      You: What's your favorite multi-winged insect?
      Stranger: Jesus
      Stranger: easy question
      Stranger: urs?
      You: I'm an Abraham fan myself.
      You: Napolean being a close second.
      Stranger: humm kinds old school, arent we?
      You: Dude, you're kickin' it totally rad.
      Stranger: oh you got to have Mickey Mouse in that list
      You: There's a part in Kingdom Hearts II where you play with Auron. I love that part.
      Stranger: and what a delight it is to see Mohammad flying, cant top that mofocka
      Stranger: really? tough shit
      You: Do you have stairs in your house?
      Stranger: thats a very personal question
      Stranger: we r not that close
      You: But I really feel I've forged a deep bond. I thought you loved me.
      Stranger: do you like honey in ur toast?
      Stranger: that is the question my friend
      You: Yes. I typically put 30.2 mg on it.
      Stranger: sweet
      Stranger: whats ur favorite pokemon?
      You: Onyx!
      Stranger: holly shit
      Stranger: Onyx?
      You: Onyx.
      Stranger: hes such a nice guy
      You: That dude is kickin' it totally rad.
      Stranger: but not ur typical "favorite pokemon"
      You: No, but the best favorite pokemon.
      Stranger: he is, he flies high, no lies and u know it
      You: So tell me kind sir, what is your favorite color?
      Stranger: that would be "Michael Jackson"
      Stranger: urs?
      You: What a nice shade.
      You: The color glass.
      You: It's amazing.
      Stranger: oh such a delight
      Stranger: what would ur favorite movie be?
      You: Das Boot.
      You: Say, would you like to join my party?
      You: It's a Communist Party.
      Stranger: yes
      You: Very fun times.
      Stranger: then no, im actually a social-nationalist
      You: But the Communist Party can offer you so much more.
      Stranger: can u offer me jew killing?
      Stranger: im actually know as "jew killer" in Israel
      You: Sorry, try the Fascist Party.
      Stranger: im already on the nazi one
      Stranger: National-socialism = nazi
      You: Well then I dare say we are no longer friends good sir.
      Stranger: so much comprehensive people there
      Stranger: why would that be?
      You: Because we do not support Fascism over here in Soviet Russia.
      Stranger: oh well
      Stranger: here in Namibia we tend to accept every1
      You: Here is the USSR, we starve our farmers.
      You: in
      Stranger: we dont go ahead judgin people on their political belief
      You: Sure you don't.
      Stranger: we dont have farms here
      Stranger: no food
      You: Good man.
      Stranger: well, im afraid i must leave
      You: No good sir, you must die.
      Stranger: mr.wayne has returned
      Stranger: oh worst of luck to u, my dear enemy
      Stranger: may ur children die of plague
      You: And the same to you.

    • lolz

      10 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      You: My favorite book is Mein Kampf.

      Stranger: hi

      Stranger: mien too!

      You: Yay, let's have a party!

      Stranger: alright

      You: A communist party.

      Stranger: that sounds fun

      Stranger: and who will be the leader?

      You: it really isn't.

      You: Stalin.

      Stranger: thats great

      Stranger: tell me more about it

      You: Let's play who wants to starve the farmers.

      Stranger: rules?

      You: Keep food from them as long as you can.

      Stranger: sounds pretty easy

      You: No other rules.

      You: It's quite fun.

      Stranger: so how do you know that i won?

      You: Well, how starved are the farmers?

      You: If you can count the ribs on more than 75% of them, you win!

      Stranger: its about 80%

      Stranger: seems that i won

      You: Wow, you're better at this game than Mugabe is.

    • For the first time since Oct 25th

      10 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      I will be playing Halo 3. Yes I know, Amazing. New Maps!

      Also I'm home from school early because I blacked out during class.

    • lol

      10 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      Stranger: what's your favourite book?

      You: Mein Kampf

      Stranger: oh dear

      You have disconnected.

    • wow

      10 years ago

      Sircatnipman

      i don't post on here much anymore. I guess I have Dillon to blame, him getting me into Guild Wars.]

      Also CoD 4 and W@W.


      023621

  • Comments (1973)

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Oh, then of course.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Nah, don't piss off the mods.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Yep, reported him about five minutes ago.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Two days running. Wewt.

    • MetalPcAngel

      10 years ago

      l mess up on the rules, okay.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      I was all :D

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Already saw that in the thread.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      No, they're retarded.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Why do they think they're smarter than us?

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Three. Fading helped with the last one.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Oh, then nevermind.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Pics or it didn't happen.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      That sounds really fun.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      It's like hunting mentally challenged pigs.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      He commented and then negged everything.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      I'm keeping an eye out too.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      I don't even know who the hell he is.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Already banned, most likely coming back with another account.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      I would have told you last night on msn but you weren't on.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      I wouldn't reccomend it

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Damn, I thought it was going to be cabooser for a second or someone else.

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      10 years ago

      So, if he misspelled a misspelled title, it would be correctly spelled?

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      10 years ago

      >.>

      I was hoping tardpants would have made it

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      10 years ago

      Was that you?

    • omgidontno

      10 years ago

      Oh wow. You've only been mentioning it for awhile, that must be how I forgot.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Oh yeah, I remember it was one of you guys.

    • super_noob

      10 years ago

      O rly?

    • CirceZ

      10 years ago

      msn froze

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      What a freaking liar.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      I've kicked his ass in halo for one of his "Bungie" tournaments, this kid is full of shit.

    • BobLablaw

      10 years ago

      My favourite so far:

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    • BobLablaw

      10 years ago

      Oh yeah.

      It sucks.

      Hard.

      I like to watch the emerging groups for maximum fail factor.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Yeah, lets wait until then.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Don't make me join another one.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Well, he's bringing along new faces with him.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      So much stupidity, so little time. You know, I thought the idiots quieted down, I was wrong, we just got a new shipment.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      You're wishing for a perfect world, ain't going to happen.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Oh, of course. But hell, at least I got my say in.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Thank you, my good man.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Kindly tell that tucker or whatever her name is (that's caboose's online girlfriend) about his adventures with himself.

    • CirceZ

      10 years ago

      too bad that you didn't wake up, i won't have the phone, bye

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      I wanted to be a drunken three toed sloth.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Quite some time ago, when all men gave up their man cards and started parading around as sentimental kittens on the internet.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Sir, I have to inform you, the internet is srs fucking business.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      He's a lot dumber than he looks.

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Go for the ultimate block list.

    • omgidontno

      10 years ago

      Yeah, if not for the colors you'd have to guess to see who was winning the battle...

    • omgidontno

      10 years ago

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      Thats about right.

    • omgidontno

      10 years ago

      I'm not sure how much you played Lost Planet online, but the text was smaller than Dead Risings. I mean I could read Dead Risings, I couldn't even tell words apart from numbers in Lost Planet...

    • omgidontno

      10 years ago

      Twenty something flat screen. I played the demo, and I could kinda read it if I sat closely. I ended up giving up and having a very hard time doing anything with the vehicles...But Rare says they wont fix it because it takes to much money and time...Why they just didn't do it in the first place or plan for an update or something I don't know....I just hope I'll be able to read it fine...

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