Skidmarkman

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    • Update.

      11 years ago

      Skidmarkman

      Haven't been on lately. If you couldn't tell.

      Yeah, the last journal posted probably hinted you into that. But things are better now. Things have blown over. I patched things up, and life is going pretty hunky dory now.

      Saturday Night.

      I went with a few friends to some activity place. They had an arcade, laser tag, bowling, bumper carts, and a whole shit load of other things. We hit the laser tag pretty hard. Went in for three sessions, and I sucked the first time, and did pretty good the last two times. Some fat kid's pants kept falling down and he asked for a timeout. We weren't paying to have timeouts damnit. So we kept shooting at him. My friend John Lauby seems to be a master of all games of chance. Every time he would play the roulette for tickets machine, he would either get really close to jackpot or get the jackpot. Which was always 100+ tickets. We scored over 1,200 tickets and all purchased little trinkets. Laser tag was really fun, nice techno trippy surroundings with a good amount of run-and-gun action.

      Sunday Afternoon.

      I attended the protests. It was really awesome to see all these people from different walks of life banding together over the internet for a cause that they think is worthy. I wore my mask that you can see in my images. It was -7 degrees F for most of the day, and the wind chill was negative 30 degrees. So needless to say, it was really fucking cold. Even for Minnesota standards. I stood for well over 2/3 hours in the wind. So I'm really tired today. I met this hobo guy with a gnarled nose, and a little bit of a frost bitten face. He said that sleeping outside is hard, especially since somebody stole his blanket. I don't know if that's true or not, because his ass would've been dead after one night in the cold.

      Well that's the news with me, more updates later. And I'll read all those journals when I get sometime.

      Skidmarkman Returns Again!!

    • Hospital.

      11 years ago

      Skidmarkman

      Monique called a few hours ago saying that she was hospitalized. She has a bad kidney infection and she was brought in with a temperature of over 110. For those who don't know, I love her very much. Please keep her in your thoughts and wish her well if you want.
      Here's her profile, she wont be on for a while, but it would mean a lot if people were to wish her good health and everything. Profile.

      You don't have to do anything, but I thank you even if all you did was read this journal.

    • New Years And Stuff.

      11 years ago

      Skidmarkman

      Well, the holidays are over. People go home, new year rolling around, more friends to talk to.
      Christmas was great. That's the only time of year that I get to see my family that I usually don't. I even saw Spencer, my cousin in California. He hasn't come around in a little bit. It's usually a small get together of the Flaglers, (Mom's side) on Christmas eve then a small collection of the Behrendts (Dad's side) on Christmas day. I got to see my new Cousin (Once removed) he's about four months old now. (Behrendt side) Both sides had Ham dinners. Is that a Christmas tradition? I've noticed that's kinda the thing to do. Anybody else have ham?

      For Christmas I got,
      About $200 cash
      $125 in gift cards (Strange, I never usually get any money)
      2 Books: Contact Harvest, and The Zombie Survival Guide
      Art stuff
      Fancy pens (To help with my penmanship apparently?)
      2 Games: Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn and Call Of Duty 4 (Fan of strategy and shooters)
      iPod Shuffle and $15 in iTunes. (I think I would've gotten a newer iPod, had they not been hundreds of dollars..)
      New Clothes: Padded pants for winter, shirt, and hoodie.
      Nice blanket.
      I used the gift cards to get the new Mario game, and Sims for the computer.

      And I got this monster in my stocking...
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      What the fuck?

      It's huge! Over nine inches long!
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      You could kill somebody with this thing!

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      Oh hey, a second one.

      New Years was great too. I only expected two people to come over for our New Years party. But six people came! It was great, six of my best friends came over, we had snacks, the fancy cider crap, played games, made fireworks. The fireworks were hilarious. One of my friends took off his boot and threw it at it. In the middle of winter! His boot hit the firework, and made it point to it on the ground. He had to run into the sparks and get it! Other funny things happened during the fireworks too. Great things happened. I put my girlfriend on speaker phone and the guys loved her. They were making fun of her, and joking with her... (That means she's accepted :D) We stayed up until 6 am, then slept to 12.

      Ah, good times.

      My sponsorship ran out. I gotta renew that soon. Maybe sometime in the next week or something..

      I hope you all had great times too. Love and good tidings for all of my Rooster Teeth family.

      Skidmarkman Saves The Day!!

    • PAAAAAAAAAAAARTYYYYYYYY!

      11 years ago

      Skidmarkman

      Didn't get what the title meant? Ok retard, I'll spell it out for you...

      Local Rich Kid, Gibson, had a party at his house. It wasn't exactly a "KEGGER! WOOOOOOOO!" party. It was thrown by his parents, Mr. and Ms. Gibson Berglund. For their friends, associates and the kind, a nice little Christmas shindig for everyone. There were literally more than a hundred people talking about their kids or business. It was kinda stuffy for a second when I entered the house. Until I found Gibson and some kids downstairs, just kinda hanging out, playing some games, watching some shows, and other stuff. Now realize that when I say "Rich Kid", it doesn't automatically mean "Douche Bag" This kid's a nice guy. He's really mellow about anything, and he's pretty funny. He literally likes everyone except 2 people on the whole planet. Very lax, and chilled out about most anything. Level headed, and down to Earth like none other. I just poke fun at him for being the rich kid of Minneapolis. So, up tight old people, mixed with children and teenagers means it's a completely dry party. Meaning I don't have to be the "Resident Bouncer" Which is a good thing. I've never been bouncer, but Gibson is kinda relying on me to be "THE SOBER GUY" The only one. So we play some games, watch fractions of movies, watch fractions of shows, play some games with the kids, and I got to eat the bite sized sandwiches that rich people serve. I had to eat 4 of the one that you put together yourself to get anywhere near full.

      I've noticed something, if you wear a hoodie, nobody with a suit will willingly make eye contact. Cool huh?

      Well, it's only one day until Christmas where I'm from. And still, the cards are not sent. I have them now, but the mail doesn't come on Sundays.
      Don't know if anything that different is going to be happening this Christmas, usual get together with the family, exchange the couple of presents, eat, etc. Then presents under the tree in the morning. But this time, I'm going to be thinking about one girl in particular this whole Christmas time thingy. Monique. I love you baby. smiley12.gif

      People are gagging themselves at the cheesyness of this journal.

      Here's what I've been listening too lately. Andre 3000 is awesome. And Class of 3000 is one of the better cartoons being made nowadays. I have more hope for children's cartoons with shows like that around. Most of the new age crap is just that.... Crap. Completely crappy.
      They actually have a new show that's about the old Looney Toons characters, but they are now action heroes with powers and completely different voice actors. I can't believe that they are shoving that kind of shit down kid's throats. They need some fucking Transformers, Freakazoid, and classic Looney Toons.

      Have fun, Merry Christmas, and drive safely you bunch of lushes.

      Skidmarkman.....Woah, woah, woah.... What? I'm good to drive....

    • Wow..Alerts/Christmas

      11 years ago

      Skidmarkman

      Holy Crap. I'm Dropping The Ball.

      I've barely been on all at all for about 2 weeks, just popping in to check my alerts and everything. But now I've kinda let it go..
      There are so many alerts that I probably couldn't wade through them in time to do anything else tonight. And I need that time. So this time, I'm going to delete these alerts. Update me if you see me. Sorry, but priorities must be made. I'd like to sit here and talk all day, but chores must be done, homework to work on, Christmas to prepare, money to save, and a slew of other things. At least I've still got a few minutes to drop in and write a fairly long journal every now and again. Right?

      Christmas Workings


      I haven't had anytime to do anything really. Our house isn't decorated at all, and we always make sure there's a little decorations! I haven't gotten the cards either. But I don't think many people are going to be heartbroken, only two people requested them. Too those two people, I will try to get those cards, but I have to access to the car, and nobody to drive me, so it might be a stretch to get them on time.

      New Years!

      Planning a little something for the new year coming around the corner. What we always do is get some wood from the backyard and make a big fire. We have some homemade pizza, and just hang out for hours on end. Doing nothing of real significance. But last year was great because my three best friends were there too. They are never in the same place at once, so I thought that was a special time. But, I was a dick. I stayed up all night to make sure I played at least one prank this year. I waited until everyone fell asleep, then I drew all over them. Not an original prank, but it worked. I drew dicks just about on all of them except "HitmanEvan". He would wake up too easily, so I had to make do with just a few scribbles. I even drew a rose looking thing on Vollmer's leg, he didn't get it off until weeks later. He never even payed attention. But I think I might have got Elliott the best. He had a huge pair of genitalia on his forehead. He woke up, walked out of my room with his hand over his head, yelling " SHUT UP!" when we asked him how his night was.

      Rambunctious little scamps we are eh?

      Well, I've seen the results of last weeks journal's answers. And I'm fairly impressed. Not a single PETA member out there. That's good, I can't stand it when people fight for animal rights instead of human rights.
      So how about these questions instead?

      Are you single?
      Are you celebrating anything?
      If so, then what are you celebrating?
      How often do you visit Rooster Teeth?
      Careers? Do you have them? (I know some of yours, but not all)
      Do you liek Mudkips?
      Who here has ever written a letter? (With their hands and stuff smiley7.gif )
      Do you guys read web-comics? Which ones?

      Well, that's about all for me. I'm off to destroy your alerts!
      (You little needy bastards)

      Skidmarkman's On, Then Gone Again!!

    • Christmas / Festivus Time

      11 years ago

      Skidmarkman

      Hey people, I'm going to be sending out Christmas cards to people who've been really nice to me since I got here. I'm not on very often any more, but I do remember things. And if you think you've been a good person, I'd like to send you a card.

      If you want to receive a card from me, leave your address, name, etc. in a PM. I promise I wont send you magazine subscriptions or anything of the sort. (Unless you want them)

      Monique, you don't count because you're already getting cards from me. smiley6.gifsmiley12.gif

      And I'd like to give a special card to Virgil, who was nice to me, even though I was a pricky noob when we met. And I've never returned the favor.

      Seasons Greetings From Skidmarkman!!

      Edit: It used to say to put it in this journal. But I changed it to a PM. Don't put your personal information in a journal that is visible to everyone!

    • Wow. What A Weekend.

      11 years ago

      Skidmarkman

      Well, haven't posted a journal in about a month now. But there's some weird stuff going on lately. Well, there always seems to be something going on. That's why I don't consider somethings note worthy.

      Shit Happens, But Corrects Itself.

      Well, my cat Trouble ran away about four days ago. My mom was inconsolable because she thought it was entirely her fault. He sneaked out while my mom was letting the dog outside. Whenever she'd start thinking about him, she'd cry or leave or something. We put up a poster at the local market, hoping somebody would see him. I started to have my doubts, Trouble had never lived outside before, would he be able to survive outside? Well, turns out he can. Because he survived the whole time, without loosing any weight, without a scratch, without looking deprived at all. He came back as if he had never left. Very weird, but weird is normal for me.

      Christmas Is Coming.

      Yeah, Christmas is coming. But I really can't decide what I'm going to ask for. Because somethings I want are games from this year, clothes, etc. But I also want to buy some games next year, get money to go to California, and other assorted things. So now I'm just thinking about asking for money. Cause I don't have a job so I can't save up. smiley2.gif Any books that I should ask for? I'm going to ask for Contact Harvest and The Zombie Survival Guide. (Or something like that)
      To those who celebrate Hanukkah... Fuck you, I still want to say Merry Christmas. You stick with what works for you and I'll stick with what works for me.

      Weather Forecast For The Week

      Yeah, it's fucking cold. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

      Quick Questions For You People:

      Anybody here believe in true love?
      How many people here are religious?
      Who here is a vegetarian?

      Sorry I haven't been on a lot. My plate is a lot fuller than I thought it would be, and I find myself not talking to you guys for weeks at a time. That's completely my fault, I've even found myself getting less and less sleep. I've usually been fine with about five through six hours a night. I switched to getting about three through four hours a couple of months ago, and even then I was fine. But lately I've been getting very fatigued. I think it has to do with the loss of sleep.

      I'm really sorry for Virgil, who's got nothing to celebrate. We're here for you man.
      Skidmarkman Saves Christmas!!

    • Thanks and Givings.

      11 years ago

      Skidmarkman

      New Journal? THIS IS MADNESS!

      Well, it's Thanksgivings and stuff. It snowed yesterday night, and so there was a little bit of snow on the ground today. Which is really weird because last year we didn't have snow until January. Which is very weird for Minnesota. We had very erratic weather last year, in the same week we had a 7-day forecast of snow, hot, cold, windy, fire, locusts, and lava. We had a very warm winter last year. It scared me, I thought it was the end of days or some shit like that. Our family got together, had a big turkey, Evan wasn't there, (which freaked everybody out) and shared some stories around the dead turkey, which we were about to consume. I figured out that people didn't know about my memory loss due to my concussion. Which is weird, because you think that might have come up in the 6 years since it happened. I learned that many people can't find a vein when it comes to surgeries... I went in for a hernia surgery, and the surgeon couldn't find a vein in my wrist for shit. He poked my about 7 times. That happened to almost everyone at the table.

      CRAZYNESS!!

      I've gotta get a lot of games... So many new games coming out this year, and earlier year. New games like Advance Wars, Devil May Cry, Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed, Super Smash Brother, Grand Theft Auto, and others that I can't think of right now. But I can't spend any money, and I haven't for over 3 months. It's an extremely tight budget. I have to switch money from my accounts around, and not having a job, I don't have money to put in there. Plus, I'm trying to save up some money for a trip to California.
      Monique knows why. smiley12.gif

      Well, I'm thankful for family, friends, having a house, my drawing ability (How ever little there is), Monique, you guys on Rooster Teeth, and for some fucking turkey! Care to share why you guys are thankful?
      See you guys on the interbutts.

      Skidmarkman Saves Valentines Day!! .... It's Not That Time Of Year?

    • Gross Garbage.

      11 years ago

      Skidmarkman

      Well you guys... My brother is a gigantic slob.
      When my little brother went to his friend's house, I went to see his room and my mom was cleaning it.
      IT
      WAS
      A
      PIG STY.


      I knew it was dirty, but I had no clue it was that dirty... It took me and my mom about two hours to clean it. It was completely dirty. There was a bag of salad, it was stinking something rotten, and I picked it up and almost threw up.
      It was a stew of salad. Rotting in the bag. It must have been there for 3 months.

      Just to emphasize this journalings, I've taken the opportunity to take the photos of the filth.
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      Here's a pile of clothing that we took out of his room.
      Now you know why we don't have any towels or socks in our house.

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      This is a giant bag of garbage that we took out his room.
      And that is a full bag of cans we also took out.

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      Our two sinks couldn't withstand plates of this magnitude.

      It was so very... very... groady, and everything was covered in a film of filth. His room was a vichyssoise of vermin food. A den of doom. I'm just glad I escaped with my life.

      I'm almost never on in the weekend. So many journals to read, and most times, they aren't very important ones either. So this time, I'm going to delete the alerts. If you have some journals that are important, just tell me and I'll read them. smiley6.gif

      Skidmarkman Cleans The Day!!

    • Featured User? No, FU.

      11 years ago

      Skidmarkman

      Why what the hell has become of my page?
      Well sorry for not being on the whole time I was the Featured User. But I've been very busy. And I still am. It's 2 o fucking clock in the morning and I'm still busy. But that's good, becoming complacent makes life dull right? Now I'm going to give you guys a list of what I came back to on my computer. Now mind you that I did get more, because that's how it goes.

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      ...........................................................................................Clear all alerts.

      That took forever to make it look like it's in the middle of the page. GO AHEAD AND LOOK! IT'S A FAKE!
      And thanks to everybody (My friends, they'll be the only ones reading this) who took time to congratulate me on this extremely superficial event. In order to the best of my knowledge:
      Paul, Chris, Virgil, Sterling, Justin, The Count, Tricia, Brian, Avena, Patrick, Jon, Monique smiley12.gif , Paul (Again), and Anna.

      Thanks guys, and everyone else, remember this:

      NO RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS!

      I've posted it for a long time, but still got four of them today.

      As I'm posting this, I notice that I'm the Featured user for Halloween. That is very awesome. I will be the Count of Mods today, giving away all of them to whoever stops by my journal tonight. I only have 36 due to Dallas The KAT. He wants you mods, AND YOUR BLOOD! BLAH! Also, if you stop by here, on the Night of The Damned you will get a Jack-O-Lantern award. Which looks a little something like this...
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      It's only to commemorate you guys being so fucking awesome, that you would gladly take time from the "real world" to spend time with us on here. (With a little flair of the season)

      Skidmarkman Saves Halloween Only To Feed On The Innocent!!

  • About Me

  • Comments (3566)

    • A_Wolf

      10 years ago

      SUP, PUNK? :U

    • Frepp

      10 years ago

      If ya come back; I'm back. :3

    • altimsil FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Hey man, haven't talked to ya in a while. How're things goin?

    • nosferatzu

      11 years ago

      What's up bro

    • Neoma

      11 years ago

      Summarizing you.

    • A_Wolf

      11 years ago

      Dammit joe, you didn't post any soft core porn of you and Mo.

    • Donuthole

      11 years ago

      2 Virgins

      1 Monique

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    • Darknez

      11 years ago

      Joe.

      When you go and meet Mo

      I demand plenty of cute pictures of you guys sucking face ok?

      ok.

    • idiot45

      11 years ago

      Hey whats up?

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      shunts are dicks like that. mine was, anyway.

      but how've you been? there's been a serious lack of updates lately. i'm hoping you've been stealing milk and pies

    • idiot45

      11 years ago

      Well it seems that you have a lot of catching up to do.

      GET STARTED!!! smiley4.gif

    • mimegal15

      11 years ago

      OMG LOOK

    • _Ricky_

      11 years ago

      noes

    • _Ricky_

      11 years ago

      JOE!!!
      >_>
      tell mo to stop raping me
      and she said she adopted me as your son
      smiley3.gif HALP bro!

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      not too much of a story. my shunt was being a dick for a while and making me pass out at random, so they went into my neck and tied it off so it doesn't do anything anymore. that's pretty much the important part of the story, anyway. now i just have to figure out how to shower without getting the damn thing wet

    • Kagomai99

      11 years ago

      Listen, stay out of this.
      You don't know me at all.
      And I've been harassed nonstop by all those people, I've tried ignoring them but they will NOT leave it alone.

      It's none of your business, so please stay out of it.

    • RozeThornz28

      11 years ago

      hey you,
      i havnt talked to you in hella long.
      how have you been doing?
      and i think its time you changed your journal. it is kinda old.
      by kinda, i mean a whole damn month.

      Post edited 3/20/08 8:06PM

    • idiot45

      11 years ago

      Again, hows it going?

    • mimegal15

      11 years ago

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    • idiot45

      11 years ago

      Hey what's up dude?!

    • 1990Evan

      11 years ago

      and that lol

    • 1990Evan

      11 years ago

      that too

    • 1990Evan

      11 years ago

      thats the ticket

    • 1990Evan

      11 years ago

      BABIES

    • 1990Evan

      11 years ago

      no that pretty much it

    • 1990Evan

      11 years ago

      im not a hitman anymore

    • _Ricky_

      11 years ago

      JOE!
      >>
      <<
      where's my buddy at??
      you were here a while ago...
      are you ninja mode? O.o

    • mimegal15

      11 years ago

      I love you smiley5.gif

    • mimegal15

      11 years ago

      SUCK MY DICK I HATE YOU smiley5.gifsmiley12.gif

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      0_o

    • mimegal15

      11 years ago

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    • Gundam505

      11 years ago

      lol

    • simplymonica

      11 years ago

      O_o
      oh really

      How's it like.

    • islandkitty

      11 years ago

      What a bitch!


      Too bad she's full of shit. smiley8.gif

    • Tedizlord

      11 years ago

      nope, i dont think i will.

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      thanks. i appreciate it.

      and have a good sleep. take care man

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      it's the first time i've gotten an operation on the shunt. since they put it in, anyway. but i've been in and out of getting cut open since 1999. not the most fun a person could be having, but a lot better than not getting them done. i'd be miserable if not dead.

      that's depressing. back to koolaid, haha

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      well if you change into a giant red pitcher, it kind of has to affect it. it's a magical substance

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      if only i was a biologist. koolaid giving you massive metabolism and growth harmones

    • Tedizlord

      11 years ago

      counted. smiley1.gif

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      you probably wouldn't change your pee. but you'd blow blue snot for a week, i bet

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      i think you have a week's span until you reach fatal dosage of raw koolaid

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      yup. at least i'm pretty sure it was the purple that did it. if not, just try different ones until you get the magic color

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      really, any color will do. the purple is the best, though. if you eat it raw, it turns your pee green

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      hell, i'd drink myself to near death for that power

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      well the big one would be able to change into a huge fat red pitcher that can plow through walls yelling "OH YEAH"

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      it's ok. if you drink enough you'll get super powers. it's sugary radiation in a cup

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      it's perfect. might sterilize you, but so worth it

    • sev_ered

      11 years ago

      find something good. preferably with sugar in it

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